Trump’s “Foreign Policy” Speech: Same Old Talking Points Read Haltingly From a Teleprompter

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Have you ever wondered what it would sound like if Donald Trump read a speech from a teleprompter? Well, wonder no more! Because in today’s “foreign policy” speech he showed us exactly what it’s like: slow, halting, and painfully stilted.

I’m using scare quotes around “foreign policy” because it was really just a rehash of the same old xenophobic right wing idiocy he’s been spouting on the campaign trail, right down to the hackneyed wingnut claim that Obama “bows to our enemies” and can’t win because he refuses to use the magic words “radical Islamic terrorism.”

I especially enjoyed the part where he said we need “allies in the Muslim world” to help us fight terrorism, then turned right around and repeated his call for a total ban on Muslims entering the US.

“We’re in a war against radical Islam, but President Obama won’t even name the enemy!…Hillary Clinton also refuses to say the words ‘radical Islam,’ even as she pushes for a massive increase in refugees coming into our country….

“Containing the spread of radical Islam must be a major foreign policy goal of the United States and indeed the world. Events may require the use of military force. But it’s also a philosophical struggle…

“In this we’re going to be working very closely with our allies in the Muslim world, all of which are at risk from radical Islamic violence, attacks, and anything else….

“The struggle against radical Islam also takes place in our homeland. There are scores of recent migrants inside our borders charged with terrorism….We must stop importing extremism through senseless immigration policies….A pause for reassessment will help us to prevent the next San Bernardino or. frankly, much worse — all you have to do is look at the World Trade Center and September 11th….”

But don’t worry, he’ll be the strongest, smartest, most militaristic president ever, and he has a secret plan for defeating ISIS in a matter of days.

“And then there’s ISIS. I have a simple message for them. Their days are numbered. I won’t tell them where and I won’t tell them how….But they’re going to be gone.”

Other highlights of the speech include bashing America’s allies for “not paying their fair share” then saying he’d make America a more trustworthy and respected ally, and saying Obama has “no coherent foreign policy” while claiming he’d be much better because he’d be totally unpredictable.

And of course, the instant classic moment where he showed he doesn’t even know how to pronounce “Tanzania.”

In short, it was the same pathetically familiar rambling, random nonsense from a man who’s simply making it up as he goes, repeating what he thinks his far right cultish followers want to hear.

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131 comments
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The Engineer Lobuno  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:09:54pm

This is a man who’s simply making it up as he goes, repeating what he thinks his far right cultish followers want to hear. If

Charles, seems the post is broken…

All’s been fixed.

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lawhawk  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:13:45pm

This is a workable table of just some of the contradictory positions Trump took in the speech.

I would quibble with the nuclear weapons statement re: Iran is contradictory with the claim that the US nuclear arsenal is wasting away.

In fact, the claim that the US nuclear arsenal is wasting and withering away and is in need of modernization and updates, ignores that the US is actually in the process of modernizing and updating those very nuclear weapons.

The Departments of Defense and Energy requested approximately $23 billion in Fiscal Year (FY) 2015 to maintain and upgrade these systems, according to the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO). CBO estimates that nuclear forces will cost $348 billion between FY 2015 and FY 2024. Three independent estimates put the expected total cost over the next 30 years at as much as $1 trillion.

The U.S. military is in the process of modernizing all of its existing strategic delivery systems and refurbishing the warheads they carry to last for the next 30-50 years. These systems are in many cases being replaced with new systems or completely rebuilt with essentially all new parts. Though the president and his military advisors have determined that U.S. security can be maintained while reducing the size of its deployed strategic nuclear arsenal by up to one-third below the 2010 New Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty (New START) levels, the proposed spending is based on maintaining the New START levels in perpetuity.

Deputy Secretary of Defense Robert Work testified to the House Armed Services Committee on June 25 that “modernizing and sustaining” the nuclear arsenal will cost an average of $18 billion per year between 2021 and 2035 in FY 2016 dollars. When combined with the cost to sustain the current arsenal as the new systems are built, this will roughly double spending on nuclear weapons from the current level of approximately 3 percent of the overall defense budget to about 7 percent, Work said.[ii]

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Bubblehead II  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:14:28pm
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Nyet  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:15:35pm

Popping up for a second - this week I’m traveling and drinking a lot, so I’m not here. PS: Yay Hillary!

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lawhawk  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:15:47pm

Oh, and Trump says that he wants our allies to pay their way. Israel are you listening to that drivel? You too UK. And France. And all our other NATO allies. And Japan. And the Philippines.

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:15:54pm

re: #3 Bubblehead II

Cruz announcement now starting

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Loser throwing a hail mary. Not interested.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:16:03pm
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Bubblehead II  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:16:50pm

LoL. Starting out with a joke. Next President of the United States.

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jaunte  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:17:20pm

re: #5 lawhawk

“President Obama has not been a friend to Israel,” he says, but Trump will make them pay their own way.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:18:16pm

It sure sounds like most of the crowd at the event is standing behind Ted on the stage…

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:19:08pm
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jaunte  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:19:25pm

Trump claims the U.S. was “humiliated” because we didn’t get to spend millions to host the Olympics.

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Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:20:32pm

re: #11 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Unpossible, he’s going to win!!1!

H4x0red story by the Clinton camp to disenfranchise voters!1!!

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:21:25pm

I guess he told me.

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:21:45pm

re: #11 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Good, he should use his fundraising prowess to build a broad-based progressive movement.

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Jenner7  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:22:36pm

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ted, do something, I’m bored.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:23:14pm

re: #1 The Engineer Lobuno

Charles, seems the post is broken…

Yeah, I hit the submit button a little too soon. Fixed now, and added some more thoughts about this ridiculous speech.

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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:23:23pm

Let|s get tanned and zany with Trump!

Then we can all go to Ubeki-beki-bekistan…

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Billy Batts  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:24:12pm

Cruz & Fiorina, worse than herpes.

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Brian J.  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:25:06pm

re: #15 Big Beautiful Door

Good, he should use his fundraising prowess to build a broad-based progressive movement.

Ha! That’s a good one! Like Sanders has ever cared about a movement. He’s gone out of his way not to build anything that would survive him (unlike Howard Dean, for instance).

Seriously, it’s about time that Sanders’ ego trip was brought to a conclusion.

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Bubblehead II  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:25:53pm

Cursed throughout the Country is more like it Ted.

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Big Beautiful Door  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:26:29pm

re: #20 Brian J.

Ha! That’s a good one! Like Sanders has ever cared about a movement. He’s gone out of his way not to build anything that would survive him (unlike Howard Dean, for instance).

Seriously, it’s about time that Sanders’ ego trip was brought to a conclusion.

That’s a shame if true, because a lot of people sent Bernie money because they believe in his message.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:26:35pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:27:26pm

re: #20 Brian J.

Seriously, it’s about time that Sanders’ ego trip was brought to a conclusion.

I don’t see it as an ego trip, he had a message that he wanted to get across, namely that a lot of people were not buying into 1%-ism as a way of running a nation.

It was not enough to win him the Democratic party’s nomination and that is that.

I admire the people who will not throw in the towel until its over but I have no tolerance for people who say it was a scam or an unfair process.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:30:24pm
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Bubblehead II  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:30:27pm

I can’t take anymore of this bullshit.

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S'latch  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:31:27pm

Trump is so incredibly dangerous. I can’t believe there are literally millions of Americans voting for him. Thus are the profits of under-funding public education.

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teleskiguy  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:31:32pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:33:49pm

re: #27 S’latch

Trump is so incredibly dangerous. I can’t believe there are literally millions of Americans voting for him. Thus are the profits of under-funding public education.

All those cuts that started under Reagan and continue to this day are finally coming home to roost.

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teleskiguy  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:34:19pm
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blueraven  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:34:38pm

Now Trump can rightly call them the “lying duo”.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:36:15pm
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Bubblehead II  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:37:20pm

Wonder if Caribou Barbie is dancing with joy about this announcement.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:37:35pm
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teleskiguy  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:38:05pm

Under a Cruz/Fiorina administration I am gong to lobby for the ambassadorship to Tanzania.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:38:55pm

Ted, “MATH” is telling everyone the race is over…

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:39:23pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:39:52pm

re: #36 FormerDirtDart

Ted, “MATH” is telling everyone the race is over…

Ted has the same mathematican Bernie does.

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withak  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:40:07pm

re: #37 Charles Johnson

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Are we sure that wasn’t a Bad Lip Reading soundbite?

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lockjawcanbefun  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:40:15pm

re: #37 Charles Johnson

I would empty my savings account (pathetic as it is) to see that.

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teleskiguy  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:40:58pm

re: #30 teleskiguy

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:42:46pm
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goddamnedfrank  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:42:47pm
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Brian J.  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:42:58pm

re: #39 withak

Are we sure that wasn’t a Bad Lip Reading soundbite?

Ted needs a Bogel for the Glotch.

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Jenner7  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:45:08pm
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Testy Toad T  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:45:10pm

re: #24 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

I don’t see it as an ego trip, he had a message that he wanted to get across, namely that a lot of people were not buying into 1%-ism as a way of running a nation.

It was not enough to win him the Democratic party’s nomination and that is that.

I admire the people who will not throw in the towel until its over but I have no tolerance for people who say it was a scam or an unfair process.

It was a messaging campaign through March 15, possibly even through New York. At this point, it’s an ego trip.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:45:24pm
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Dave In Austin  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:45:31pm

Time to mute the tube……

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blueraven  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:46:18pm

OK get ready for ugly, false attacks on Hillary.

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teleskiguy  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:46:25pm
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Jenner7  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:46:29pm

lol This whole thing is so ridiculous, they should be embarrassed.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:47:34pm

I am wearing pajamas until it is time to go for dinner and I am still going to be 20 times more productive than Ted Cruz.

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bratwurst  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:48:04pm

Two of the most despicable people in American public life are joining forces!

The only question: will Carly exploit her dead stepdaughter in this speech, or will she be saving that for the road?

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ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:48:08pm

re: #2 lawhawk

This is a workable table of just some of the contradictory positions Trump took in the speech.

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I would quibble with the nuclear weapons statement re: Iran is contradictory with the claim that the US nuclear arsenal is wasting away.

In fact, the claim that the US nuclear arsenal is wasting and withering away and is in need of modernization and updates, ignores that the US is actually in the process of modernizing and updating those very nuclear weapons.

You think anyone is really paying attention to little trifling stuff like that.

They are just enamored with his goo goo ga-ly eyes!

From the old song…

Who’s the most important man this country ever knew?
Do you know what politician I have reference to?
Well, it isn’t Mr. Bryan, and it isn’t Mr. Hughes
I’ve got a hunch that to that bunch I’m going to introduce:
(Again you’re wrong and to this throng I’m going to introduce:)
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes
Barney Google had a wife three times his size
She sued Barney for divorce
Now he’s living with his horse…

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Great White Snark  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:48:17pm

re: #49 blueraven

OK get ready for ugly, false attacks on Hillary.

Wait wut? That warning started to apply in about ‘92 or ‘93 right?

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b.d.  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:48:31pm

It’s so bad that Trump doesn’t even have to lie:

That’s a first.

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blueraven  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:49:51pm

re: #55 Great White Snark

Wait wut? That warning started to apply in about ‘92 or ‘93 right?

True, but I am talking mad Carly lies.

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teleskiguy  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:50:06pm

re: #47 FormerDirtDart

Wasn’t it Mitch Hedberg who said about Dr. Pepper vs. Mr. Pibb something like “Mr. Pibb is wanna be Dr. Pepper. I mean, dude didn’t even get a degree!” Dr. Thunder at least went to school.

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KGxvi  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:50:47pm

re: #2 lawhawk

This is a workable table of just some of the contradictory positions Trump took in the speech.

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I would quibble with the nuclear weapons statement re: Iran is contradictory with the claim that the US nuclear arsenal is wasting away.

In fact, the claim that the US nuclear arsenal is wasting and withering away and is in need of modernization and updates, ignores that the US is actually in the process of modernizing and updating those very nuclear weapons.

Hypothetically, if instead of modernizing and updating the nuclear weapons program, we were to disarm (or effectively disarm by substantially reducing the number of warheads in are arsenal:

a. would disarmament be less expensive?
b. how quickly would we be able to rearm (since that genie isn’t going back in the bottle)?
c. how many chickenhawk heads would explode over such a policy?

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Great White Snark  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:51:09pm

re: #57 blueraven

True, but I am talking mad Carly lies.

*sigh* So worn out with this crap.

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blueraven  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:51:29pm
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b.d.  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:52:05pm

Watch it Ted, the second you are inaugurated Carly will file suit claiming that you can’t be president because of your Canadian birth.

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Kragar  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:52:38pm

Carly is singing

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Viscous Obama  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:52:42pm
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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:52:50pm

re: #58 teleskiguy

Wasn’t it Mitch Hedberg who said about Dr. Pepper vs. Mr. Pibb something like “Mr. Pibb is wanna be Dr. Pepper. I mean, dude didn’t even get a degree!” Dr. Thunder at least went to school.

Dr. Thunder is a dentist…

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Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:53:15pm

re: #36 FormerDirtDart

Ted, “MATH” is telling everyone the race is over…

I think they call it “maths” where he’s from.

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bratwurst  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:53:23pm

Do you think there is a person on earth who believes Carly when she says “Ted is a lot of fun”?

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Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:54:07pm

re: #49 blueraven

OK get ready for ugly, false attacks on Hillary.

Feh. We’re in the second millenium of false, ugly attacks on HRC.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:54:13pm
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teleskiguy  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:54:19pm

Bill has spoken. Hello Madam President Clinton.

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Billy Batts  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:54:53pm

re: #47 FormerDirtDart

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Diet Tab.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:55:16pm

re: #61 blueraven

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Oh look an angry WASP still sad that his white Protestant card doesn’t allow him to do whatever the fuck.

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ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:56:05pm

re: #70 teleskiguy

Bill has spoken. Hello Madam President Clinton.

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Someone please take all form of communication devices away from Bill.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:56:15pm

re: #67 bratwurst

Do you think there is a person on earth who believes Carly when she says “Ted is a lot of fun”?

No and that includes Heidi and the girls. Well especially them,

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Der Flohgeisteffekt  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:59:03pm

Wow.

If you shield yourself from the direct blast of the stupid and actively try to make sense of all this, it gets worse.

Who are we sending these bills to? How are we getting them to agree to pay? What’s the structure of “making them pay”—fee for service, or some kind of blanket protection fee? Does “no” just mean that whichever ally is now on their own strategically? How does the concept of such payments conflict or interact with the (apparently) separate actions that are going replace treaty talks with Iran?

Okay, in the Islamic world the places that are our “allies” and can afford to pay for “protection” are also the places that fund terrorism—that is, the monarchical oil states, where cash is seeded out in giant wodges to “princes” who quietly back radical groups. So how does that pan out with the task of “fighting terrorism?” How about the inverse—already disrupted nations like Iraq and Yemen—well, the former has oil…the latter has nothing. Poverty, lack of infrastructure, and no civil authority are all traits that help propagate terrorism. So countries that can’t pay are also the places that crises are most likely to start. Or take Trump’s old chestnut about “take Iraq’s oil”—again, you’ve stripped out the asset that could maybe help the nation rebuild and deal with terrorism on its own.

The goal of “profit” and “defense of our nation” would seem clash with one another. If there’s a strategic objective in a nation that’s not on the payment plan, is it more important it’s struck at, or that the check didn’t cash? How are formal terms of Use Of Force and other such agreements going to be effected by this new “pay us or we quit” policy? Because if countries that don’t pay aren’t our allies, will situations arise where we’re violating airspace, etc, to attack a target? Are we going to continue to have bases in countries that can’t, or won’t, pay? Or cross into their territorial waters?

Consider how this would work in another area, the South China Sea. Our “allies” there are poorer countries being dogged by China as the latter make aggressive bids to control shipping lanes and fishing rights. The Chinese are being bullying dicks, and the USA is to some degree the counterbalance to their dickishness. The government of Southeast Asia have made a calculation that allying with the US results in less horseshit than completely giving in to China; if we specifically adopt a “fuck you, pay me” policy, then suddenly China seems less like assholes. And consider that in this same ramble, Trump talks about being more forceful with China. So we’re coercing our regional allies while also doing brinksmanship with our competition. And—again—pulling money from places more likely to destabilize in a way that will cause in international crisis.

International allies are not buddies or sidekicks. America is not Batman with an expanding casts of Robins. They’ve allied with the USA because over multiple configurations of superpowers, we’re the least horrific and the most suited to their needs. It’s mutual use…and sometimes we should pause and think about how we, the USA, are used by other countries *cough* Saudi Arabia. This whole “pay us or fuck off” idea is the exact opposite of thoughtful gaming of international relations that will benefit the USA. Quite the opposite: it will effect our relations even with the countries that we don’t proposition with this scheme and it will mess with markets and trade.

The answer to all of the above is: no thought has been put into this. Trump is still just talking tough in a way that’s crowd-pleasing and vacant. But…we can’t dismiss or ignore it because built in are elements that could really fuck up the nation and the world.

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Kragar  Apr 27, 2016 • 1:59:34pm
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ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:00:43pm

Thanks Ted Cruz.

I thought I would never have to hear of or from Carly Fiorina ever again. And yet you brought her back to life…you re-animator you.

May you be cursed by the phantasms of demon sheep your remaining days.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:01:46pm

re: #75 The Ghost of a Flea

Wow.

If you shield yourself from the direct blast of the stupid and actively try to make sense of all this, it gets worse.

Who are we sending these bills to? How are we getting them to agree to pay? What’s the structure of “making them pay”—fee for service, or some kind of blanket protection fee? Does “no” just mean that whichever ally is now on their own strategically? How does the concept of such payments conflict or interact with the (apparently) separate actions that are going replace treaty talks with Iran?

Okay, in the Islamic world the places that are our “allies” and can afford to pay for “protection” are also the places that fund terrorism—that is, the monarchical oil states, where cash is seeded out in giant wodges to “princes” who quietly back radical groups. So how does that pan out with the task of “fighting terrorism?” How about the inverse—already disrupted nations like Iraq and Yemen—well, the former has oil…the latter has nothing. Poverty, lack of infrastructure, and no civil authority are all traits that help propagate terrorism. So countries that can’t pay are also the places that crises are most likely to start. Or take Trump’s old chestnut about “take Iraq’s oil”—again, you’ve stripped out the asset that could maybe help the nation rebuild and deal with terrorism on its own.

The goal of “profit” and “defense of our nation” would seem clash with one another. If there’s a strategic objective in a nation that’s not on the payment plan, is it more important it’s struck at, or that the check didn’t cash? How are formal terms of Use Of Force and other such agreements going to be effected by this new “pay us or we quit” policy? Because if countries that don’t pay aren’t our allies, will situations arise where we’re violating airspace, etc, to attack a target? Are we going to continue to have bases in countries that can’t, or won’t, pay? Or cross into their territorial waters?

Consider how this would work in another area, the South China Sea. Our “allies” there are poorer countries being dogged by China as the latter make aggressive bids to control shipping lanes and fishing rights. The Chinese are being bullying dicks, and the USA is to some degree the counterbalance to their dickishness. The government of Southeast Asia have made a calculation that allying with the US results in less horseshit than completely giving in to China; if we specifically adopt a “fuck you, pay me” policy, then suddenly China seems less like assholes. And consider that in this same ramble, Trump talks about being more forceful with China. So we’re coercing our regional allies while also doing brinksmanship with our competition. And—again—pulling money from places more likely to destabilize in a way that will cause in international crisis.

International allies are not buddies or sidekicks. America is not Batman with an expanding casts of Robins. They’ve allied with the USA because over multiple configurations of superpowers, we’re the least horrific and the most suited to their needs. It’s mutual use…and sometimes we should pause and think about how we, the USA, are used by other countries *cough* Saudi Arabia. This whole “pay us or fuck off” idea is the exact opposite of thoughtful gaming of international relations that will benefit the USA. Quite the opposite: it will effect our relations even with the countries that we don’t proposition with this scheme and it will mess with markets and trade.

The answer to all of the above is: no thought has been put into this. Trump is still just talking tough in a way that’s crowd-pleasing and vacant. But…we can’t dismiss or ignore it because built in are elements that could really fuck up the nation and the world.

It’s Trump. Never Only read the comments.

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Kragar  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:01:54pm
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jaunte  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:02:25pm
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jaunte  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:03:11pm

The Never-Ending Clown Show.

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:03:13pm

Good news! The Tories in the UK are losing popularity.

In regards to Brexit, there has not been enough polling to see if the assholish behaviour of that mop-headed Boris Johnson, or that pig Nigel Farage has had an effect on that campaign.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:03:37pm

re: #51 Jenner7

lol This whole thing is so ridiculous, they should be embarrassed.

The nation should be embarrassed. WE THE PEOPLE should be embarrassed, in general… I’m going to withhold the rant that’s brewing in my head and just leave it at that. ><

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Testy Toad T  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:03:51pm

re: #79 Kragar

WHITE KNIGHT CARLY FIORINA who, uh… did she even last until Iowa?

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:04:13pm

re: #79 Kragar

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Haha yeah that’s going to happen Jen. Put down the bong.

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Viscous Obama  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:04:24pm

re: #77 ObserverArt

Thanks Ted Cruz.

I thought I would never have to hear of or from Carly Fiorina ever again. And yet you brought her back to life…you re-animator you.

May you be cursed by the phantasms of demon sheep your remaining days.

Cruz learned how to resurrect dead campaigns after visiting an abandoned Micmac cemetary with Paul LePage in exchange for winning Maine

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:04:32pm
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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:05:06pm

re: #87 goddamnedfrank

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Well played.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:05:43pm

SKINJOB 2016

The unHumans Have Plans for Us All

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teleskiguy  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:06:50pm
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Shimshon  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:07:34pm

Trump isn’t a nation builder? Now where have I heard that claim before… Is he also a uniter not a divider?

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Der Flohgeisteffekt  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:07:43pm

re: #2 lawhawk

They’re lying. 100% on purpose.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:07:50pm

re: #76 Kragar

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If God is a Catholic, that thing is going to sink in the Great Northern Kentucky flood of 2017.

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FormerDirtDart  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:08:08pm

re: #58 teleskiguy

Wasn’t it Mitch Hedberg who said about Dr. Pepper vs. Mr. Pibb something like “Mr. Pibb is wanna be Dr. Pepper. I mean, dude didn’t even get a degree!” Dr. Thunder at least went to school.

If you think about it, you have to respect Mr. Pibb, at least a little, for following his own path…

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Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:08:39pm

re: #79 Kragar

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Christ Rubin, at least wait until 5:00 PM before you start hitting the booze.

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ObserverArt  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:09:28pm

If it wasn’t bad enough…now Chuckles Todd is covering this as if it was an actual political event.

Yeeesh. I’ve got nothing. Imma gone play my guitar a bit…do something productive. This is all such sad bullshit.

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Viscous Obama  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:09:32pm

re: #94 FormerDirtDart

If you think about it, you have to respect Mr. Pibb, at least a little, for following his own path…

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Real Dr. sounds the most convincing

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KGxvi  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:12:38pm

re: #94 FormerDirtDart

As a life long Dr Pepper drinker, I don’t really know what to think about this.

re: #97 Viscous Obama

Real Dr. sounds the most convincing

Strikes me as the Linoel Hutz of the group

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Ziggy_TARDIS  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:13:20pm

re: #94 FormerDirtDart

Second Down, Second to the Right.

I didn’t know the Doctor had his own Soda.

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Reality Based Steve  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:13:29pm

re: #97 Viscous Obama

Real Dr. sounds the most convincing

I like the Dr. Perky can. They were like”we can do this with MS paint”

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:13:34pm

re: #98 KGxvi

As a life long Dr Pepper drinker, I don’t really know what to think about this.

Strikes me as the Linoel Hutz of the group

I’ve been in this courtroom before, often as a lawyer!

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:14:22pm

Dr. Bob from AA has kept busy too.

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bratwurst  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:17:12pm

You know, in living in Europe for much of the previous two decades, I CRAVED Dr. Pepper. It was so hard to find outside of Scandinavia that I would be thrilled to find a bottle or can in some random train station kiosk.

Now that I have been stateside for 7 years? I almost never drink it.

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Shimshon  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:18:29pm

re: #61 blueraven

I just read a few of WASP’s comments on their twitter feed, how does someone like that get mad when you call them racist? Shouldn’t they be proud of it?

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Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:20:27pm

re: #101 HappyWarrior

I’ve been in this courtroom before, often as a lawyer!

The MC at a community meet for one of our GOP DA candidates made that real:
“I know a fool has himself for a lawyer, but I’ve defended myself in county court 6 times, and I’ve only been convicted twice.”

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KGxvi  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:20:54pm

re: #101 HappyWarrior

I’ve been in this courtroom before, often as a lawyer!

If there ever was a character on the Simpsons that deserved a spin off, it’s probably Hutz.

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Testy Toad T  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:20:59pm

I want to just watch Cruz’s basketball ring vine, the one with the horrified thousand-yard-stare on the young woman behind him, on a loop. Forever.

Favorite moment of the entire campaign.

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Kragar  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:21:10pm
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bratwurst  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:22:03pm
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Shimshon  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:22:06pm

“Top L.A. County sheriff’s official sent emails mocking Muslims, blacks, Latinos and women”

latimes.com

“In an interview, Angel told The Times he did not mean to embarrass or demean anyone and said it was unfortunate that his work emails could be obtained by the public under the state’s records laws.”

I’m sorry… that you were able to read my emails! He has a bright future in politics and has the conservative strategy of a non apology apology down like it’s natural. Republicans need fresh faces to run in California.

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Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:23:06pm

re: #107 KGxvi

If there ever was a character on the Simpsons that deserved a spin off, it’s probably Hutz.

I was too young to know that much about Phil Hartman when he was killed, but anytime anyone mentions his characters on The Simpsons I get sad. :(

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TedStriker  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:24:09pm

re: #94 FormerDirtDart

If you think about it, you have to respect Mr. Pibb, at least a little, for following his own path…

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The funny thing is, most of those are bottled/canned by the same (less than a) handful of private-label bottlers.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:24:12pm

re: #112 Timothy Watson

I was too young to know that much about Phil Hartman when he was killed, but anytime anyone mentions his characters on The Simpsons I get sad. :(

I know, me too. He was very talented.

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:24:34pm

re: #107 KGxvi

If there ever was a character on the Simpsons that deserved a spin off, it’s probably Hutz.

I would have totally watched that.

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blueraven  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:25:23pm

Well now…

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:26:52pm

re: #116 blueraven

Well now…

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That’s my jag off state senator.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:27:06pm

re: #111 Shimshon

“Well of course I said those things, but you n*ggers aren’t supposed to READ them! What is this world coming to??”

Has he railed against “Political Correctness” yet?

I do not think that means what you think it means…

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Decatur Deb  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:27:59pm

re: #116 blueraven

Well now…

Cruz co-chair in Virginia travels to Syria, praises Assad

“Say what you want about the National Socialists Cruz campaign, at least they had an ethos foreign policy.”

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Timothy Watson  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:28:19pm

re: #117 HappyWarrior

That’s my jag off state senator.

Yep, he’s been talking up Assad for almost a year now, hasn’t he?

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:29:26pm

re: #120 Timothy Watson

Yep, he’s been talking up Assad for almost a year now, hasn’t he?

Easily, he also denies spousal rape. To

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:30:21pm

I’ll remember that next time DF touts Cruz as being grounded in reality compared to Trump.

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Shimshon  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:31:47pm

re: #121 HappyWarrior

Easily, he also denies spousal rape. To

I thought his lawyer admitted what he did, but claimed spousal rape didn’t exist and he didn’t do anything wrong?

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HappyWarrior  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:32:59pm

re: #123 Shimshon

I thought his lawyer admitted what he did, but claimed spousal rape didn’t exist and he didn’t do anything wrong?

Black? I think it came up in a debate on the floor of the Va State legislature. Black no shocker is also very homophobic.

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BeenHereAwhile  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:33:09pm

re: #87 goddamnedfrank

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Is that a Boulter’s canary?

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Charles Johnson  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:35:08pm

Remember just a few days ago when Chuck C. Johnson said he wouldn’t be on Facebook any more because he was being “enslaved” by them?

He’s back on Facebook ranting insanely in post after post, to my overwhelming surprise.

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Shimshon  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:39:23pm

re: #124 HappyWarrior

Black? I think it came up in a debate on the floor of the Va State legislature. Black no shocker is also very homophobic.

Sorry I was talking about a Trump lawyer who admitted Trump committed spousal rape but claimed it wasn’t illegal so he didn’t do anything wrong.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 27, 2016 • 2:46:46pm
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whitebeach  Apr 27, 2016 • 3:16:51pm

re: #108 Testy Toad T

I want to just watch Cruz’s basketball ring vine, the one with the horrified thousand-yard-stare on the young woman behind him, on a loop. Forever.

Favorite moment of the entire campaign.

Actually, both of the young women behind him show noticeable changes of expression from approving to something more along the lines of wondering if they remembered to put the pepper spray in their purses.

It’s a miracle half the people in that gym didn’t suffer serious neck injuries from snapping their heads around when they realized what the idiot had said.

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jaunte  Apr 27, 2016 • 3:20:20pm

A 13-year-old boy was shot by Baltimore Police officers in East Baltimore who said he was carrying a “replica” weapon, Police Commissioner Kevin Davis said Wednesday evening.
baltimoresun.com

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jaunte  Apr 27, 2016 • 3:21:04pm

The boy’s mother was taken in for questioning.


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