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The menace of PHP abuse is taking a toll on our nation’s schools: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP.
High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP. “A teacher�overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked,” said Principal Clyde Thurlow. “We’re not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB.”