Today the world’s oldest terrorist gave all those other terrorists who’ve been holed up in his stinky office the heave-ho.

RAMALLAH, West Bank (AFP) - Yasser Arafat expelled a group of 21 members of the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades from his West Bank headquarters overnight, a leader of the “militant” faction told AFP.

“Yasser Arafat forced me and 20 of my comrades from the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades to leave the Muqataa,” Ali Barghuti, one of the leaders of the organisation in the West Bank, told AFP on Thursday.

Arafat refused to comment directly on the allegation, telling reporters in Ramallah that “there is only one wanted man here. He was wounded during the last Israeli incursion”, in September 2002.

“If you want to see him, you can go inside” the Muqataa, he added without naming the man or confirming the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades’ claim.

Barghuti branded the expulsion a crime, arguing the armed group is affiliated with Arafat’s mainstream Fatah party.

“Arafat has abandoned us. It’s a crime, because we are above all members of Fatah and he should protect us,” he said.

“He has also caved into Israel which has threatened to attack the Muqataa.”