Here’s tonight’s topic for discussion of the ongoing demonstration of Democratic Party principles in Boston. Featured speakers tonight are Teresa “Shove It!” Heinz Kerry and Howard “Eeyaarrghh!” Dean, with a closing benediction performed by Imam Yahya Hendi, the Muslim chaplain at Georgetown University.

Has anyone heard any mention of “Al Qaeda” or “Islamic terrorism?” (I know, the latter is expecting a bit much.) I’ve been listening but I guess I keep missing the part where they talk about the defining issues of our day. Maybe it’s because I keep falling asleep during the lame musical interludes.

There’s a gigantic elephant standing in the middle of Fleet Center, wearing a burqa, and nobody seems to see it.

If you aren’t near a TV, you can watch over the web at C-SPAN.