I choose not to fly...just in case.

The foreign policy experts of “Breasts Bellies Not Bombs,” whose creepy uncovered antics...

How would you like to sit next to one of them on a plane?

I think sitting next to them on a plane would be only slightly better than life in a burqa, but that's just me.

I might not be able to drink a glass of milk ever again.

re: #2 Noam Sayin'

The foreign policy experts of “Breasts Bellies Not Bombs,” whose creepy uncovered antics...

LOL!

Thanks Kindly for not posting pics Charles, it's well appreciated.

Boobs.

It's illegal to go topless on a non-nudist beach in the US, but it's not illegal to bare yourself on the side of a street? Where these women arrested? If not, why not?

Another solution might be to send them to the sharia nations of Saudi Arabia or Iran. I am sure their message of breasts not bombs would be appreciated there.

This can only mean that

D*cks not Death

cannot be far behind.

Where are the male moonbats who believe in Penises for Peace?

re: #10 joegosox

This can only mean that

D*cks not Death

cannot be far behind.

Two seconds apart. This GMTA is weird.

OT: the Jpost article from the previous thread's been taken down.

Do they still provide air sickness bags on planes?

Is it just my interest that's drooped since the 60s or is it... never mind.

Torture is indeed Indecency

As P.T. Barnum almost said:

There's a boob born every minute.

re: #9 WimbledonWomble

Women in Saudi Arabia are "fighting" for the right to drive. Crazy, huh?

Cows:

From the AP

Spokeswoman Janine Boneparth says going topless is just another way to oppose the Iraq carnage. She says what's obscene is not the protest, but President Bush's conduct of the war.

What's obscene are your breasts. Put a shirt on!

Time and gravity have not been kind to these milkers.

Meanwhile, 3 women in Pakistan beheaded for Indecent behavior.
[Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

One wonders where these silly bitches were when Dinner Jacket was in town.

Sire! Sire! The moonbats are revolting!

Btw: I did a round of the blogs in Pakistan, the comments are running against the lawyers protest almost 90% due to the fact that the lawyers stated that they would respect the court ruling and they are basically not doing so with the run at the government building. They were trying to interupt the review of presidential nominations by the assembly with their antics, not many are upset that they got a deserved baton charge and tear-gassing.

Folks are upset that the cable was interupted in Islamabad during the demonstrations, but with the reporting in Pakistan .. they tend to go well over the top on everything. It's like MSNBC on steroids crossed with with Jerry Springer.

No Thanks For the Mammaries

Mencken’s pungent, iconoclastic criticism and scathing invective, although aimed at all smugly complacent attitudes, was chiefly directed at what he saw as the ignorant, self-righteous, and overly credulous American middle class, members of which he dubbed Boobus americanus.

[Link: www.bartleby.com...]

WHo the hell wants to look at that? Besides How dare they expose themselves where children could be around. selfish sows!

re: #27 Gagdad Bob

No Thanks For the Mammaries

ROFLMAO!

I think they should follow the Koskidz to Thailand. The RoP will welcome them with open arms.

re: #14 ted

I've been cleaning out my basement and found my barfbag collection. Aeroflot, Pan Am, Air India, Thai Air. Ah, the memories.

Moonbatland

I spent the day in Moonbatland;
I saw the Moronic Convergence.
The funny hair, the vacant stare;
Such quaint little home-grown insurgents.

On leaflets, posters, T-shirts too,
No sign of cerebral emergence,
And, from the moonbat party line,
No tolerance for all divergence.

They milled about, in Moonbatland,
Secure in psychotic submergence.
The human race has but one hope:
An anti-moonbattian resurgence.

My Eyes!

re: #9 WimbledonWomble

Where these women arrested? If not, why not?

Would you want to be the cop who arrests them?

Their boobs are bigger than Ahmedinijab!

The one in the middle has a beard.

Your guess is as good as mine.

re: #31 njdhockeyfan

No komments. They're not stupid.

If you ever want to become repulsed from glimpsing the naked human female form, watch the opening of Roman Polanski's film version of "MacBeth." You won't be disappointed.

Methinks their breasts bombed.

/oh well, at least this is starting out as a boob thread, and not devolving into one

The one in the middle has more hair on her (his?) chin than is under her (his?) arms.

Someone with boobs and a beard. Tell me what that is all about.

I guess in Broward County Florida, transgendered is becoming a protected species.

Tits can be ugly! Do they have no beauties?

If I'm ever gonna' do that, I'm gonna' make sure I've shaved under my arms first. That's just nasty.

How would you like to sit next to one of them on a plane?

I travel all the time on business. This is one case where I would insist on being reseated.

Next to those broads, I am Bo Derek.

re: #33 Winslow Leach, the composer

Moonbatland

I spent the day in Moonbatland;
I saw the Moronic Convergence.
The funny hair, the vacant stare;
Such quaint little home-grown insurgents.

On leaflets, posters, T-shirts too,
No sign of cerebral emergence,
And, from the moonbat party line,
No tolerance for all divergence.

They milled about, in Moonbatland,
Secure in psychotic submergence.
The human race has but one hope:
An anti-moonbattian resurgence.

Hrmm -- here's a definite challenge for Lizard musicians. Normally Maestro Winslow supplies a song melody that the words go with, this comes without a score. Set those words to music Lizards.

Terrorizing cities with their titties.

re: #12 MandyManners

re: #10 joegosox

This can only mean that

D*cks not Death

cannot be far behind.

Two seconds apart. This GMTA is weird.

I like " Dicks For Death" better...
and, oh yes,
pass the Eye Bleach.

stewardess I need another barf bag

Breasts not bombs

Given the choice (at least, with those breasts), I'll take a bomb.

Please.

Where are the Vaginas for Victory crowd?

re: #48 HBob

Terrorizing cities with their titties.

Revolving title worthy.

re: #48 HBob

Terrorizing cities with their titties.

Titty Terrorists Are Munching Municipalities

OT:
good show on fox about iran.

The foreign policy experts

This is da shit.

re: #35 MandyManners

re: #9 WimbledonWomble

Where these women arrested? If not, why not?

Would you want to be the cop who arrests them?

Cuff 'em, Danno.

/Hawaii 5-0

re: #37 IrishEi

And no waist (not just 'cause of fat). Weird.

re: #42 CrimsonFisted

Someone with boobs and a beard. Tell me what that is all about.

I guess in Broward County Florida, transgendered is becoming a protected species.

Bull Dykes. They inject testosterone to grow facial hair. It's kind of freaky huh? Don't ever go in the vicinity of a bull dyke. The hormones screw them up and they are vicious. I mean it.

Ann Landers pencil test?

All fail.

If the Iranians see those breasts, there will be homosexuals in Iran. Lots of them.

re: #58 AtlasShrugged

The foreign policy experts

This is da shit.

Hi Atlas...love your website.

re: #54 rabidsquirrel

re: #48 HBob

Terrorizing cities with their titties.

Revolving title worthy.

Titties of Terror.

re: #48 HBob

Terrorizing cities with their titties.

Changed my headline
That headline is up there with "headless man found in toless bar"

Now these Aussie bikini protesters are the real deal. These girls broke up the moonbat protest. lol
[Link: news.ninemsn.com.au...]

What the hell do you suppose would happen if one of them got tasered? Bring on the nightmares.

re: #41 MandyManners

"MM" -

So you saw it too, thought I was seeing things after a large adult drink.

-S-

HockeyBoy!
I love that you love the site :)

re: #44 MandyManners

If I'm ever gonna' do that, I'm gonna' make sure I've shaved under my arms first. That's just nasty.

I suspect that you would never do that. Something about being a lady.

re: #64 rabidsquirrel

On the other hand, considering the homosocial environment of hardline (HA!) islamic countries...

re: #61 BartlebyTheScrivenerI moved north 1 1/2 years ago, away from Broward. I am glad I did.

re: #69 HBob

What the hell do you suppose would happen if one of them got tasered? Bring on the nightmares.

Don't taze me mama!

re: #47 Thanos

"zombie's friend" says it might be a Winslow parody of a Rudyard Kipling poem, not a song.

We should be kind, though. These kind of liberals are so nutty that they are entertaining and add some color - albeit saggy - the landscape. Nuttiness is just part of America. It's freedom of expression carried to an extreme by very silly but harmless nuts.

I am more afraid of the liberals in suit and ties, especially those who ally themselves with the Islamists in suit and ties at CAIR et al. Fear liberals and Islamists who appear respectable.

Gross!

re: #69 HBob

What the hell do you suppose would happen if one of them got tasered? Bring on the nightmares.

EWWW BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH!

re: #67 AtlasShrugged

re: #48 HBob

Terrorizing cities with their titties.

Changed my headline
That headline is up there with "headless man found in toless bar"

I'm honored! I've been to your web site before - good work there!
-Thanks!

re: #57 trailortrash

OT:
good show on fox about iran.

___
Thanks for the heads up on that. I just started watching it and it is indeed a good presentation.

re: #23 pat

One wonders where these silly bitches were when Dinner Jacket was in town.

The same place the feminists were, and the ACLU types, and the Gay Rights types, and...

Sing to the tune of "Where have all the flowers gone?"

Where has all the breast tissue gone?
Long tits passing

Where has all the breast tissue
Pecs missing too

Where has all the beast tissue gone?
Into bellies everyone

Why must they torture us?
Why must they torture us?

VLOG!

re: #76 jcm

re: #69 HBob

What the hell do you suppose would happen if one of them got tasered? Bring on the nightmares.

Don't taze me mama!

"Don't taze me bra!"

re: #81 HBob

headline:

Terrible Titties Terrorize Tiny Town

Weird but harmless.

Showed the pic to Mr. GBy.

Forget about any action tonight -- shut him right down!

/I think it was the goatee that did it. :(

re: #77 zombie

zombie, which poem might that be?
(It's news to me!)

re: #50 rawmuse

re: #12 MandyManners

re: #10 joegosox

This can only mean that

D*cks not Death

cannot be far behind.

Two seconds apart. This GMTA is weird.

I like " Dicks For Death" better...
and, oh yes,
pass the Eye Bleach.

What about DICKS OF DEATH?

re: #3 Sharmuta

How would you like to sit next to one of them on a plane?

I think sitting next to them on a plane would be only slightly better than life in a burqa, but that's just me.

Bodies like that almost justify burqas.

re: #87 elizmr

Weird but harmless.

Not to any restaurants in the vicinity of the "protest". Who'd have an appetite after seeing that.

re: #70 Dr. Shalit

re: #41 MandyManners

"MM" -

So you saw it too, thought I was seeing things after a large adult drink.

-S-

Well, it is gray.

re: #90 MandyManners

Dicks of death? I thought that the arafish associates disease page was gone.

re: #77 zombie

re: #47 Thanos

"zombie's friend" says it might be a Winslow parody of a Rudyard Kipling poem, not a song.

Aha! Zombie's friend is right !

re: #72 Perplexed

re: #44 MandyManners

If I'm ever gonna' do that, I'm gonna' make sure I've shaved under my arms first. That's just nasty.

I suspect that you would never do that. Something about being a lady.

Depending on the cause, I can see myself doing it. Ain't got nothing to do with being no lady, which I'm not in the first place.

I saw somewhere that a young male streaker was arrested and will now have to register as a sex offender just for streaking. These women deserve to be treated the same way. If a male exposes himself in public,gets arrested,and has to register as a sex offender,then these women deserve the same treatment.

re: #11 MandyManners

Where are the male moonbats who believe in Penises for Peace?

Look more closely at Zombie's pics (if you dare). There is a Dicks Not Draft representative.

re: #72 Perplexed

But, I do appreciate your kind words.

It's the only way they can get a guy to look at them.

re: #24 jcm

Sire! Sire! The moonbats are revolting!

They stink on ice...and on sidewalks...and in the streets...

re: #75 song_and_dance_man

Michael Moore is laughing in flaunting derision.

"Wait'll they get a load of me"

But, wouldn't his rolls of fat hide his bits and pieces?

BOSOMS UNDER FIRE BY CHRISTINA LAMB

Breasts are not convenient in a war zone. Flak jackets are designed with men in mind, and the enamel plates seem specially placed to jab painfully into your breasts as they bounce up and down when you’re running under fire.

Breasts are also more of a curse than a blessing in the Islamic countries I report from. True fundamentalists are not supposed to look at a woman’s face, which means that they often stare fixedly at breast level, instead. Sometimes it irritates me so much, I wonder about directing my questions to their crotch, but I’ve never quite had the nerve.

My 32D cups hardly make me Jordan, but after 20 years on the road in places such as Afghanistan and Pakistan, my wardrobe is dedicated to hiding them, rather than to showing them off. While my friends buy skimpy tops to show off their décolletage, I am happy when I find flowing kaftans that give little hint of what is underneath. My shelves are taken up by shawls, not handbags.

Of course, expecting women to cover their vital assets doesn’t mean the men of these countries aren’t interested. The all-encompassing black abaya worn by women in Saudi Arabia rivals the burqa as the ugliest garment in the world – yet Harvey Nicks in Riyadh sells the sexiest lingerie I’ve ever seen. Last year, as the only woman at a dinner in the house of Afghanistan’s then minister of tribal affairs, I had to sit in a room of bearded men who were playing chess and watching full-on porn on his wide-screen television.

Breasts are also a nuisance when you are covering rallies in Pakistan, or walking through crowded bazaars such as Kabul’s bird market. However well covered you may think you are, simply being a western woman is like wearing a sign saying, “Grope me”, and hands appear from everywhere. Over the years, I’ve learnt to walk with my elbows sharply pointing out.

re: #95 Thanos

All right then, Thanos, perhaps you could tell me.

re: #101 ATLASSHRUGGED

It's TWUE! It's TWUE!
/obscure Blazing Saddles reference off

re: #78 WimbledonWomble

We should be kind, though. These kind of liberals are so nutty that they are entertaining and add some color - albeit saggy - the landscape. Nuttiness is just part of America. It's freedom of expression carried to an extreme by very silly but harmless nuts.

I am more afraid of the liberals in suit and ties, especially those who ally themselves with the Islamists in suit and ties at CAIR et al. Fear liberals and Islamists who appear respectable.

Amen.

Or... maybe not after reading Winslow's comment. I was thinking Gunga din for a min...

Nice composition there as well Atlas.

It's Saturday night, we need some music

re: #80 CrimsonFisted

re: #69 HBob

What the hell do you suppose would happen if one of them got tasered? Bring on the nightmares.

EWWW BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH!

All that fat just jiggling at a high rate of speed?

Headlines:

Breasts not Bombs protest flops.

Protest attendance sags.

Protesters sway to different drummer.

re: #84 AtlasShrugged

re: #101 ATLASSHRUGGED

Has Pamela been cloned?

/Not that it would be a bad thing

Astonishingly clever, incisive, original commentary from Utah wacademia;

Bush is a monkey

oh... my sides are splitting...

re: #105 Winslow Leach, the composer

re: #95 Thanos

All right then, Thanos, perhaps you could tell me.

Well then -- the challenge still stands -- someone needs to write a score to that. Where's Monk?

Ugh.

To restore your faith in humanity (and good genes) stop by Theo Spark's place... no eye bleach necessary.

Ted Kennedy would fit right in with those saggy females.

re: #91 BeerForMyHorses

re: #3 Sharmuta

How would you like to sit next to one of them on a plane?

I think sitting next to them on a plane would be only slightly better than life in a burqa, but that's just me.

Bodies like that almost justify burqas.

NOTHING justifies burqas! The female form is a thing of beauty, no matter how saggy. It's called AGING!

Hell, I'm gonna' type topless in sympathy!

re: #98 BeerForMyHorses

re: #11 MandyManners

Where are the male moonbats who believe in Penises for Peace?

Look more closely at Zombie's pics (if you dare). There is a Dicks Not Draft representative.

The thing I love about the left is the way they keep screaming about the draft. The only people who talk about bringing it back are the left. Who is it, Dingle, Rangel, one of them that keeps introducing bills to bring it back?

Honoring our troops in Oakland.

Disgusting!

MY EYES!

It makes me want to stab the blunt end of a chopstick in my eye.

Where is Mr Inflated Scrotum Man?

re: #94 Perplexed

re: #90 MandyManners

Dicks of death? I thought that the arafish associates disease page was gone.

Eeewww.

re: #109 MandyManners

Like the old joke - How do you know God has a sense of humor? Ever watch a fat person jog?

Or a moonbat with a beard and boobs lift a sign?

re: #39 BartlebyTheScrivener

Thanks, but haven't we been repulsed enough?

Test .. yes I thought you could still do that.

re: #27 Gagdad Bob

King of the one-liners as usual, Bob.

Every so often, I get the urge to pop over to your site and see what ol' Gagdad is saying, and be thoroughly humbled by a level of thought I can't even see if I got on my tip-toes in my new Streetcars Scottsdale shoes. Tonight is no exception:

Mapping the Post-Primate Ontonoetic World With Orthoparadoxical Pneumography

I r a dummy.

re: #113 Thanos

Thanos, I hope you saw this.

re: #109 MandyManners

re: #80 CrimsonFisted

re: #69 HBob

What the hell do you suppose would happen if one of them got tasered? Bring on the nightmares.

EWWW BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH!

All that fat just jiggling at a high rate of speed?

Remember those tv commercials where the little thing would pop out of the side of the turkey when it was done cooking? That would happen twice. Pop. Pop.

re: #98 BeerForMyHorses

re: #11 MandyManners

Where are the male moonbats who believe in Penises for Peace?

Look more closely at Zombie's pics (if you dare). There is a Dicks Not Draft representative.

Oh, yeah. I remember that. How could I forget?!

re: #117 MandyManners

re: #91 BeerForMyHorses

re: #3 Sharmuta

How would you like to sit next to one of them on a plane?

I think sitting next to them on a plane would be only slightly better than life in a burqa, but that's just me.

Bodies like that almost justify burqas.

NOTHING justifies burqas! The female form is a thing of beauty, no matter how saggy. It's called AGING!

Hell, I'm gonna' type topless in sympathy!

Not to disagree, but there's also a thing called modesty. And tact. There's a reason my grandmother doesn't go around in public topless (thank God).

Good lord if anything could cause erectile dysfunction.

This must be the SNDT.

re: #118 bikermailman

re: #98 BeerForMyHorses

re: #11 MandyManners

Where are the male moonbats who believe in Penises for Peace?

Look more closely at Zombie's pics (if you dare). There is a Dicks Not Draft representative.

The thing I love about the left is the way they keep screaming about the draft. The only people who talk about bringing it back are the left. Who is it, Dingle, Rangel, one of them that keeps introducing bills to bring it back?

With Vietnam the protests died with the draft, not the end of the war. Reinstating the draft will (in their minds) invigorate the anti-war protests.

Oh holy hell.

Karzai makes offer to Taliban

re: #126 Winslow Leach, the composer

re: #113 Thanos

Thanos, I hope you saw this.

Yes I did, and I agree, just like Danny boy the way it was... now forevermore when I hear it I will have to think of Rather... you are cruel Winslow, cruel. :)

Breasts Not Bombs

/bombs for me please

re: #130 iceman1960

Good lord if anything could cause erectile dysfunction.

Is that a Mr. Softee truck in the background?

re: #111 rabidsquirrel

re: #84 AtlasShrugged

re: #101 ATLASSHRUGGED

Has Pamela been cloned?

/Not that it would be a bad thing

Send in the clones! To Texas!

re: #131 MandyManners

Oh jeez, I first read that as:
This must be the SNOT.

But you are correct, vodka on me! (ssshhh literally, y'all have made me laugh so hard, I am SPILLING it all over!)

re: #61 BartlebyTheScrivener

Bull Dykes. They inject testosterone to grow facial hair. It's kind of freaky huh? Don't ever go in the vicinity of a bull dyke. The hormones screw them up and they are vicious. I mean it.

We should give them a state, on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan. We could call it Lesbekistan. The capital will be called Kabuldyke. They could erect a giant statue of Andrea Dworkin holding aloft an illuminated vibrator with a plaque stating "Give me your lesbians, your transgendered, your moonbats yearing to be free of Chimpy McBushitlerburton."

The stand back and watch how the jihadis react. Heh heh.

re: #115 njdhockeyfan

Ted Kennedy would fit right in with those saggy females.

Awwlll right...was that really necessary?

re: #141 bikermailman

re: #115 njdhockeyfan

Ted Kennedy would fit right in with those saggy females.

Awwlll right...was that really necessary?

His man-boobs are about the same size.

re: #117 MandyManners

Hey, I said almost justifies burqas.

re: #119 Caliredst8r

Honoring our troops in Oakland.

Disgusting!

I'm good and damned pissed.

What they really need are some young women with nice looking breasts . . .

oh, wait.

re: #140 Colonel Panik

They could erect a giant statue of Andrea Dworkin holding aloft an illuminated vibrator with a plaque stating "Give me your lesbians, your transgendered, your moonbats yearing to be free of Chimpy McBushitlerburton."

The stand back and watch how the jihadis react. Heh heh.

HAHAHAHAHAHa

re: #140 Colonel Panik

Lord have mercy, man. You done made me spit beer on my monitor!

re: #116 song_and_dance_man

And their signs say...

War Is Indecent

Torture is Indecent.

Oh the sagging irony.

Did you see the video that Stu from Glenn Beck's show did the other day? The *lady* doing the Bush is ugly chant? There were two women standing next to him, talking about how ugly Bush is, on the inside of course. They walk away, the end of the video, Stu pans their backsides...not a pretty picture. Irony indeed.

re: #122 CrimsonFisted

re: #109 MandyManners

Like the old joke - How do you know God has a sense of humor? Ever watch a fat person jog?

Or a moonbat with a beard and boobs lift a sign?

Is the woman with the beard what is called "transgendered"?

re: #128 MandyManners

His package is pretty forgettable.

Could these women work at hooters?

re: #143 njdhockeyfan

His man-boobs are about the same size.

/why, yes they are

re: #150 MandyManners

You got me swinging. I truly do not know. That image is too bizarre for me!

Inflatable scrotum guy didn't make the trip?
Bummer!

Big Ball Bags Boycott Bush Bogus Bombardment.

MOAB= Mammaries On Angry Bellies

Breasts not bombs my butt.

re: #127 HBob

re: #109 MandyManners

re: #80 CrimsonFisted

re: #69 HBob

What the hell do you suppose would happen if one of them got tasered? Bring on the nightmares.

EWWW BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH!

All that fat just jiggling at a high rate of speed?

Remember those tv commercials where the little thing would pop out of the side of the turkey when it was done cooking? That would happen twice. Pop. Pop.

LOL!

As bad as those wimin are, they should not be allowed nude in private, let alone public. where oh where are the policew with a water cannon when you need them? Some child might see them and be turned to homosexuality as a result.

Chad and Flea

re: #140 Colonel Panik

re: #61 BartlebyTheScrivener

Bull Dykes. They inject testosterone to grow facial hair. It's kind of freaky huh? Don't ever go in the vicinity of a bull dyke. The hormones screw them up and they are vicious. I mean it.

We should give them a state, on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan. We could call it Lesbekistan. The capital will be called Kabuldyke. They could erect a giant statue of Andrea Dworkin holding aloft an illuminated vibrator with a plaque stating "Give me your lesbians, your transgendered, your moonbats yearing to be free of Chimpy McBushitlerburton."

The stand back and watch how the jihadis react. Heh heh.

I don't think anything there would ever be erected.

re: #119 Caliredst8r

Honoring our troops in Oakland.

Disgusting!

Beyond disgusting. They had a kiosk for "Your Black Muslim Bakery" there at the Oakland Airport.

re: #152 iceman1960

Could these women work at hooters?

Could Hooters stay in business if they did?

re: #129 rabidsquirrel

re: #117 MandyManners

re: #91 BeerForMyHorses

re: #3 Sharmuta

How would you like to sit next to one of them on a plane?

I think sitting next to them on a plane would be only slightly better than life in a burqa, but that's just me.

Bodies like that almost justify burqas.

NOTHING justifies burqas! The female form is a thing of beauty, no matter how saggy. It's called AGING!

Hell, I'm gonna' type topless in sympathy!

Not to disagree, but there's also a thing called modesty. And tact. There's a reason my grandmother doesn't go around in public topless (thank God).

Tact sometimes goes out the window depending on the level of passion for a cause.

Since this is a boob thread...

behold the Bounce-O-Meter.

re: #130 iceman1960

Good lord if anything could cause erectile dysfunction.

I'm seeing Bob Dole in a new commercial:

If Viagra can cure Bob Dole of this (cue the BnotB hags) it can help you too!

#158

where oh where are the police with a water cannon when you need them?

Hopefully they will bring a bar of soap too.

re: #161 Pvt Bin Jammin

re: #119 Caliredst8r

Honoring our troops in Oakland.

Disgusting!

Beyond disgusting. They had a kiosk for "Your Black Muslim Bakery" there at the Oakland Airport.

Speaking of that, anyone in the Bay Area know more? it's pretty much dissapeared out of the news...

re: #132 song_and_dance_man

re: #103 MandyManners

re: #75 song_and_dance_man

Michael Moore is laughing in flaunting derision.

"Wait'll they get a load of me"

But, wouldn't his rolls of fat hide his bits and pieces?

Oh that's right, he has a belly hood for his junk.

Belly hood? I've never heard of that. For that matter, I never want to see one.

re: #140 Colonel Panik

Sorry Colonel,but I don't think that bunch could erect anything.

re: #162 BeerForMyHorses

Short answer?

No.

FOX has a great show on now, IRAN:
Bolton is on talking about the UN, the IAEA. He said they shouldn't be called nuclear watch dogs, instead nuclear watch puppy. Hysterical

re: #133 jcm

re: #118 bikermailman

re: #98 BeerForMyHorses

re: #11 MandyManners

Where are the male moonbats who believe in Penises for Peace?

Look more closely at Zombie's pics (if you dare). There is a Dicks Not Draft representative.

The thing I love about the left is the way they keep screaming about the draft. The only people who talk about bringing it back are the left. Who is it, Dingle, Rangel, one of them that keeps introducing bills to bring it back?

With Vietnam the protests died with the draft, not the end of the war. Reinstating the draft will (in their minds) invigorate the anti-war protests.

That was one of the facts Micheal Medved introduced me to, among others. He was one of 'them' back in those days, so he knows of which he speaks.

re: #153 Killian Bundy

re: #143 njdhockeyfan

His man-boobs are about the same size.

/why, yes they are

I thought I see a picture of Kennedy, all I saw was a beached whale.

re: #139 CrimsonFisted

re: #131 MandyManners

Oh jeez, I first read that as:
This must be the SNOT.

But you are correct, vodka on me! (ssshhh literally, y'all have made me laugh so hard, I am SPILLING it all over!)

I've not dropped a drip of my Basel.

re: #108 Thanos

Nice tune Thanos... very cool

re: #130 iceman1960

We have at last found a cure for Viagra Over Doses. They may still die, but at least we'll be able to close the casket.

re: #144 BeerForMyHorses

re: #117 MandyManners

Hey, I said almost justifies burqas.

Sorry. I got a thing against the mentality behind a burka.

re: #171 ATLASSHRUGGED

Bolten '08

Beards?

Too many facelifts.

re: #96 MandyManners

re: #72 Perplexed

re: #44 MandyManners

If I'm ever gonna' do that, I'm gonna' make sure I've shaved under my arms first. That's just nasty.

I suspect that you would never do that. Something about being a lady.

Depending on the cause, I can see myself doing it. Ain't got nothing to do with being no lady, which I'm not in the first place.

Mandy, you're the breast...I mean, best.

re: #161 Pvt Bin Jammin

I find it hard to believe Marines would allow themselves to be treated like that...

I'm surprised and disappointed there was not some serious kick-ass happening...

If you have an erection that last for more than 4 hours go to a breast for bombs march.

that'll cure it!

re: #142 song_and_dance_man

Bulldykistan?

Bwa ha ha ha ha.

I don't care who you are, now that was funny!

re: #151 BeerForMyHorses

re: #128 MandyManners

His package is pretty forgettable.

Inflated Scrotum Man is not forgettable. He's seared onto my little gray cells.

re: #138 bikermailman

whatup witdat?

re: #178 MandyManners

re: #144 BeerForMyHorses

re: #117 MandyManners

Hey, I said almost justifies burqas.

Sorry. I got a thing against the mentality behind a burka.

What are you, homophobic?

re: #140 Colonel Panik

re: #61 BartlebyTheScrivener

Bull Dykes. They inject testosterone to grow facial hair. It's kind of freaky huh? Don't ever go in the vicinity of a bull dyke. The hormones screw them up and they are vicious. I mean it.

We should give them a state, on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan. We could call it Lesbekistan. The capital will be called Kabuldyke. They could erect a giant statue of Andrea Dworkin holding aloft an illuminated vibrator with a plaque stating "Give me your lesbians, your transgendered, your moonbats yearing to be free of Chimpy McBushitlerburton."

The stand back and watch how the jihadis react. Heh heh.

They just might surrender to us...they sure as he11 wouldn't want to go anywhere near them.

re: #179 BeerForMyHorses

if only

re: #177 JeremyR

re: #130 iceman1960

We have at last found a cure for Viagra Over Doses. They may still die, but at least we'll be able to close the casket.

Should take care of that erection lasting for more than 6 hours side-effect, at least.

re: #148 whiterasta

re: #140 Colonel Panik

Lord have mercy, man. You done made me spit beer on my monitor!

Sorry 'bout the waste of Red Stripe there, mon.

re: #166 iceman1960

Abar? better bring a barrel.

These, ah, people are Islam's allies? What a barbaric weapon! If I was the leader of Al-Qaeda I would put them on the front lines and before the Soldiers and Marines finished laughing is when I would attack.

Who knew the Swiss could drum?

re: #183 iceman1960

Damn, you beat me to it.

re: #154 CrimsonFisted

re: #150 MandyManners

You got me swinging. I truly do not know. That image is too bizarre for me!

My sister is homosexual but, she doesn't hang around those people. She thinks they're freaks who smear decent lesbians.

re: #167 Thanos
I'm in LA county, myself, but I did see something recently about the killer confessing that he got high on crack before the shooting...wanted to be a good soldier, etc.

I'll see if I can find a link.

re: #158 JeremyR

As bad as those wimin are, they should not be allowed nude in private, let alone public. where oh where are the policew with a water cannon when you need them? Some child might see them and be turned to homosexuality as a result.

Sorry, but they wouldn't become homosexuals. They would become asexual.

re: #174 MandyManners

Catch up! I am at a point where I need a designated typist at the keyboard!

re: #150 MandyManners

re: #122 CrimsonFisted

re: #109 MandyManners

Like the old joke - How do you know God has a sense of humor? Ever watch a fat person jog?

Or a moonbat with a beard and boobs lift a sign?

Is the woman with the beard what is called "transgendered"?

I haven't had the stomach to go look at the pics, I've been enjoying the football scene this afternoon too much. Is that the same...er...individual that has been seen in zombie's pics in San Francisco? The blonde?

re: #140 Colonel Panik

re: #61 BartlebyTheScrivener

Bull Dykes. They inject testosterone to grow facial hair. It's kind of freaky huh? Don't ever go in the vicinity of a bull dyke. The hormones screw them up and they are vicious. I mean it.

We should give them a state, on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan. We could call it Lesbekistan. The capital will be called Kabuldyke. They could erect a giant statue of Andrea Dworkin holding aloft an illuminated vibrator with a plaque stating "Give me your lesbians, your transgendered, your moonbats yearing to be free of Chimpy McBushitlerburton."

The stand back and watch how the jihadis react. Heh heh.

Sounds like a plan! Hey, I got nothing against gays and lesbians but when you start throwing it in my face as though I have fewer rights than you and you're gonna basically abuse me because of your insecurities about who you are or aren't, well then you've made your problem my problem.

re: #191 Colonel Panik

Not to worry, mon. I have a half empty bottle of Appleton to make up for it!

re: #181 WimbledonWomble

re: #96 MandyManners

re: #72 Perplexed

re: #44 MandyManners

If I'm ever gonna' do that, I'm gonna' make sure I've shaved under my arms first. That's just nasty.

I suspect that you would never do that. Something about being a lady.

Depending on the cause, I can see myself doing it. Ain't got nothing to do with being no lady, which I'm not in the first place.

Mandy, you're the breast...I mean, best.

LOL! *smoochies*

re: #196 MandyManners

re: #154 CrimsonFisted

re: #150 MandyManners

You got me swinging. I truly do not know. That image is too bizarre for me!

My sister is homosexual but, she doesn't hang around those people. She thinks they're freaks who smear decent lesbians.

Exactly. Nothing wrong with being gay. There's something wrong, however, about constantly needing to throw your sexuality and your expression of it in someone's face in a negative way.

Good night ladies and gents - I got an Old Speckled Hen calling my name.

re: #182 whiterasta

re: #161 Pvt Bin Jammin

I find it hard to believe Marines would allow themselves to be treated like that...

I'm surprised and disappointed there was not some serious kick-ass happening...

No kidding. I just hope the airport hears from their brass.

I think I'll send that article to some of the Marines I know.

From a strictly demographic and marketing perspective: do breast threads get more comments?

just askin

re: #183 iceman1960

Cure it? Hell, it would probably crawl inside to hide. People would think I'd had a sex change.

re: #187 HBob

re: #178 MandyManners

re: #144 BeerForMyHorses

re: #117 MandyManners
Hey, I said almost justifies burqas.

Sorry. I got a thing against the mentality behind a burka.

What are you, homophobic?

Nope.

re: #204 BartlebyTheScrivener

re: #196 MandyManners

re: #154 CrimsonFisted

re: #150 MandyManners

You got me swinging. I truly do not know. That image is too bizarre for me!

My sister is homosexual but, she doesn't hang around those people. She thinks they're freaks who smear decent lesbians.

Exactly. Nothing wrong with being gay. There's something wrong, however, about constantly needing to throw your sexuality and your expression of it in someone's face in a negative way.

Sort of like far too much information?

Ahh here we go -- a couple days old

[Link: www.sfgate.com...]

The handyman at Your Black Muslim Bakery accused of killing Oakland Post Editor Chauncey Bailey first denied any involvement in the slaying, but then told police he had gotten high on cocaine, ambushed the journalist on a downtown street and gone to work at the bakery, documents in the case show.

The documents - police summaries and notes of Oakland investigators' interviews with 19-year-old Devaughndre Broussard the day after Bailey's killing - were obtained Wednesday by The Chronicle.

They show that Broussard, arrested in a police raid as he tossed the alleged murder weapon from a window, at first told investigators that he was sleeping at his bakery quarters on San Pablo Avenue near Emeryville when Bailey was gunned down about 7:45 a.m. Aug. 2.

Broussard then asked to speak to the bakery's leader, Yusuf Bey IV, also arrested in the raid, who in turn asked police for a few minutes alone with Broussard, according to the police documents.

After the two men spent about six minutes in an interview room at the homicide detail in the Eastmont Mall late the evening of Aug. 3, Broussard tearfully confessed that he had killed Bailey because he was angry about the journalist's reporting on the bakery's financial problems, police said.

"I wanted to be a real strong soldier," one of the investigators, Sgt. Derwin Longmire, quoted Broussard as saying.

re: #194 Thanos

Who knew the Swiss could drum?

Snappy looking lads. And I bit they're all good shots with a K31 or Stgw90 to boot.

I was at the Edinburgh Tatoo in 1999. A cherished memory. If you love the bagpipes you owe it to yourself to try and see it at least once in your lifetime.

re: #190 BeerForMyHorses

It would deflate so fast, the rush of blood to the body would cause a massive stroke and kill some one.

re: #202 whiterasta

re: #191 Colonel Panik

Not to worry, mon. I have a half empty bottle of Appleton to make up for it!

If for no other reason than to get Habana Club rum legally in the U.S., I'd like to see the embargo lifted against Cuba. Well, Cuban cigars too but you can always get those. Cuba Libre! Ole!

re: #199 CrimsonFisted

re: #174 MandyManners

Catch up! I am at a point where I need a designated typist at the keyboard!

I'm a'struggin'.

Seeing that photo opened a memory file.

From P. J. O'Rourke's "Parliament of Whores":

"...there were hardly any beautiful women at the rally. I saw a journalist friend of mine on the Mall, and he and I pursued this line of inquiry as assiduously as our happy private lives allow. Practically every female at the march was a bowser. "We're not being sexist here," my friend insisted. "It's not that looks matter per se. It's just that beautiful women are always on the cutting edge of social trends...Where the beautiful women are is where the country is headed," said my friend. "And this...isn't it."

re: #200 bikermailman

Go look! There's only one photograph and it's not something you've never seen before.

I love those shots of the "iranian parliament" every man in Islamic garb, a giant dress and turban on.

Barbarians playing house

re: #212 Colonel Panik

Fifes, not Bagpipes

re: #175 song_and_dance_man

re: #149 bikermailman

I missed that and have mixed feelings for not seeing it.

If ZZTop ain't covering it, then... no regrets.

Watch til the end...so to speak.

what do Breast for Bombs marches and the smell of rotting tuna have in common?

Conservative breast-baring opportunities:

Breasts not Burqas
Breasts not Obamas
Cleavage not CAIR
Cleavage not Clinton
Cleavage not Kos
Mammaries not MSA
Mammaries not Mohammeds

re: #204 BartlebyTheScrivener

re: #196 MandyManners

re: #154 CrimsonFisted

re: #150 MandyManners

You got me swinging. I truly do not know. That image is too bizarre for me!

My sister is homosexual but, she doesn't hang around those people. She thinks they're freaks who smear decent lesbians.

Exactly. Nothing wrong with being gay. There's something wrong, however, about constantly needing to throw your sexuality and your expression of it in someone's face in a negative way.

What about that festival sponsored by Miller Beer for which one ad depicted a mock Final Supper? Pissed me off to no end.

re: #206 Pvt Bin Jammin

re: #182 whiterasta

re: #161 Pvt Bin Jammin

I find it hard to believe Marines would allow themselves to be treated like that...

I'm surprised and disappointed there was not some serious kick-ass happening...

No kidding. I just hope the airport hears from their brass.

I think I'll send that article to some of the Marines I know.

That's just wrong... we have got to treat the troops better than that.

re: #115 njdhockeyfan

You mean this guy?

re: #207 ATLASSHRUGGED

From a strictly demographic and marketing perspective: do breast threads get more comments?

just askin

It would seem so.

re: #211 Thanos

Ahh here we go -- a couple days old

[Link: www.sfgate.com...]

The handyman at Your Black Muslim Bakery accused of killing Oakland Post Editor Chauncey Bailey first denied any involvement in the slaying, but then told police he had gotten high on cocaine, ambushed the journalist on a downtown street and gone to work at the bakery, documents in the case show.

The documents - police summaries and notes of Oakland investigators' interviews with 19-year-old Devaughndre Broussard the day after Bailey's killing - were obtained Wednesday by The Chronicle.

They show that Broussard, arrested in a police raid as he tossed the alleged murder weapon from a window, at first told investigators that he was sleeping at his bakery quarters on San Pablo Avenue near Emeryville when Bailey was gunned down about 7:45 a.m. Aug. 2.

Broussard then asked to speak to the bakery's leader, Yusuf Bey IV, also arrested in the raid, who in turn asked police for a few minutes alone with Broussard, according to the police documents.

After the two men spent about six minutes in an interview room at the homicide detail in the Eastmont Mall late the evening of Aug. 3, Broussard tearfully confessed that he had killed Bailey because he was angry about the journalist's reporting on the bakery's financial problems, police said.

"I wanted to be a real strong soldier," one of the investigators, Sgt. Derwin Longmire, quoted Broussard as saying.

Translation: I agreed to be the fall guy.

OT:

Sad day for drag racing fans...

NHRA Founder Wally Parks Dies At 94

re: #207 ATLASSHRUGGED

From a strictly demographic and marketing perspective: do breast threads get more comments?

just askin

Well lets' see.. .we are an hour in and 225 comments, so I would have to say yes.

re: #222 iceman1960

No, you didn't!

They should be called "Rubes With Boobs" or "Flaccid And On Acid." What a fantastic collection of mutants. Paging Charles Xavier...

What about that festival sponsored by Miller Beer for which one ad depicted a mock Final Supper? Pissed me off to no end.

Never saw that one. I'm about as tolerant and open minded as you'll encounter. Takes a lot to offend me, let alone piss me off. What was the festival?

re: #220 CrimsonFisted

re: #212 Colonel Panik

Fifes, not Bagpipes

Colonial Williamsburg is a good place for a fifeaholic.

I used to milk cows for a living... hence my email . These "ladies" are structurally impared :>) !
Let me just say that if the future of the species was on the line and it was down to me and any of those three ... humanity would be done !

NY cabbies v. boobs?

re: #211 Thanos
That's the one.

In a strange kind of way I feel sorry for the young handyman...probably brainwashed by those kooks. I'm sure he was ordered to do it.

re: #224 MandyManners

re: #204 BartlebyTheScrivener

re: #196 MandyManners

re: #154 CrimsonFisted

re: #150 MandyMannersYou got me swinging. I truly do not know. That image is too bizarre for me!

My sister is homosexual but, she doesn't hang around those people. She thinks they're freaks who smear decent lesbians.

Exactly. Nothing wrong with being gay. There's something wrong, however, about constantly needing to throw your sexuality and your expression of it in someone's face in a negative way.

What about that festival sponsored by Miller Beer for which one ad depicted a mock Final Supper? Pissed me off to no end.

Miller dropped sponsorship.

re: #186 ATLASSHRUGGED

re: #138 bikermailman

whatup witdat?

In #111, rabidsquirrel asked if you'd been cloned. I responded with send in the clones! To Texas! Here...some shameless flirting.

re: #234 BartlebyTheScrivener

What about that festival sponsored by Miller Beer for which one ad depicted a mock Final Supper? Pissed me off to no end.

Never saw that one. I'm about as tolerant and open minded as you'll encounter. Takes a lot to offend me, let alone piss me off. What was the festival?

FNC had it on a lot this week but, I don't recal. I reckon the anger screwed with my memory.

re: #235 Colonel Panik

re: #220 CrimsonFisted

re: #212 Colonel Panik

Fifes, not Bagpipes

Colonial Williamsburg is a good place for a fifeaholic.

My name is Bartleby. I'm a fifeaholic.

All my life I never could get enough of Barney Fife.

Or how about: "Teats For Defeats"...

re: #231 Thanos

re: #207 ATLASSHRUGGED

From a strictly demographic and marketing perspective: do breast threads get more comments?

just askin

Well lets' see.. .we are an hour in and 225 comments, so I would have to say yes.

What's more stimulating than a breast thread?

#239

Millier dropped the sponsorship?

re: #235 Colonel Panik

Been there, done that. I prefer the fifes and drums to bagpipes and drums except in the movie Bednobs and Broomsticks. Then, your heart swells.

Perhaps I wasn't being clear. Here is the lead to that Karzai story:

President Hamid Karzai offered Saturday to meet personally with Taliban leader Mullah Omar for peace talks and give the militants a high position in a government ministry as a way to end the rising insurgency in Afghanistan.

I mean... I am just lost for words here.

re: #246 iceman1960

Yes. Too much heat from conservatives. They recognized where the majority of their customers live and it isn't in SF.

re: #233 wong fei hung

They should be called "Rubes With Boobs" or "Flaccid And On Acid." What a fantastic collection of mutants. Paging Charles Xavier...

I thougt penises were what could be flaccid.

I learn something new on LGF every day.

re: #243 BartlebyTheScrivener

Ummm, you owe me a new monitor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

re: #248 Bard

Perhaps I wasn't being clear. Here is the lead to that Karzai story:

President Hamid Karzai offered Saturday to meet personally with Taliban leader Mullah Omar for peace talks and give the militants a high position in a government ministry as a way to end the rising insurgency in Afghanistan.

I mean... I am just lost for words here.

Um, just in case you didn't know. There are already several Taliban sympathizers and drug lords and war lords in Karzai's government.

#246
wonder if the idea of depicting Mohammed in a gay setting ever crossed their minds?

re: #236 Yosemite Bill

I used to milk cows for a living... hence my email . These "ladies" are structurally impared :>) !
Let me just say that if the future of the species was on the line and it was down to me and any of those three ... humanity would be done !

These are over-weight, out-of-shape women either middle-aged or almost elderly. They're beyond child-bearing years.

Whaddaya mean, plane? These brain-damaged hags were in a VW van for the past week, crossing the country, probably earning gas money by selling kids views of the bearded lady.

re: #251 Crimsonfisted

re: #243 BartlebyTheScrivener

Ummm, you owe me a new monitor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What am I? Some kind of clown to you?

:p

I'd need about 300 Cialis tablets and images of Katherine Heigl etched into my eyeballs to get "in the mood" for the Breasts not Bombs babes.

#250 - MM

Oh, Mandy - didnt you see the old pics of the naked male protestors?

"Flaccid And On Acid" was to make sure I didn't leave them out. I might be subject to prosecution if I did that...

re: #239 Perplexed

Miller dropped sponsorship? Did they not get approval of the ads before they were finalized or are they hard up for funds from the hard-core homosexual crowd?

re: #47 Thanos

grace (less) land

re: #253 iceman1960

#246
wonder if the idea of depicting Mohammed in a gay setting ever crossed their minds?

I think that Fox News may have discussed that today.

re: #259 MandyManners

re: #239 Perplexed

Miller dropped sponsorship? Did they not get approval of the ads before they were finalized or are they hard up for funds from the hard-core homosexual crowd?

Reported on Fox News. Don't have a clue about specifics.

#257

There is no alcohol strong enough, no room dark enough, and no brown bag over the head thick enough.