My favorite hate mails are the ones from people who sneer at me for being stupid and uneducated, then proceed to misspell a simple word:

Some bloggers misinterpretation of Obama’s statement as opposite, is solid proof that the public education system in America is in deep duh-duh. Its graduates are incompetent. Ergo, the controversary with Mr. Obama’s speeches: most of the bloggers simply lack the capacity to understand the language at a higher level. Ta Da!