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It's a World of Spambots

Fri, May 2, 2008 at 8:05:44 pm PDT

Let’s have a look at the contact form anti-spambot log, and see where the spambots are coming from tonight, shall we?

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Mexico
Iran
Poland
Israel

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1 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:06:50pm

Iran? The Mullah's let then have computers?

2 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:06:51pm

Aren't spambots haraam in Iran?

3 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:07:40pm

re: #1 DesertSage

Iran? The Mullah's let then have computers?

They even have cyber-sex.

4 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:07:52pm

Now that the Spambots have gone global, I expect the anarchists to wage protests against them.

5 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:08:06pm

Spam bots?

6 Grammy Cracker  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:08:14pm

re: #2 Noam Sayin'

Aren't spambots haraam in Iran?

Well, Spam would be....

7 Sharmuta  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:08:26pm

The iranian spambot- OrgID: RIPE

You can say that again.

8 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:08:37pm

Israel?
Da Joooos!

9 maddogg  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:08:43pm

How 'bout a little music?

10 Intrepid  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:08:44pm

I read today that Cuba is now allowing people to buy home computers! Wonder how that's going over.

11 NGrove  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:08:51pm

re: #5 BabbaZee

Spam bots?

I was thinking of that very thing!

12 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:09:10pm

re: #11 NGrove

How can you help it?
;~}

13 Sharmuta  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:10:08pm

re: #10 Intrepid

I read today that Cuba is now allowing people to buy home computers! Wonder how that's going over.

How nice of them. I'm sure it only takes a life's savings to purchase one, so why not let the pleebs in on the glories of technology?

14 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:10:23pm

The Chinese spambot is probably a pirated version of the Israeli one.

15 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:10:43pm

Kill them with the Holy Hand Grenade!

Or use your Science!

16 Grammy Cracker  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:11:06pm

Babba-la! Is your evening going better than your morning...I hope?!

/is Mister in the garage? LOL

17 Lively  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:11:33pm

What's Rev Wright doing tonight? I miss that pinata.

18 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:12:06pm

re: #16 Grammy Cracker

lol ~
He's asleep.
I am too uncomfortable to sleep yet.

19 Grammy Cracker  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:12:09pm

re: #13 Sharmuta

How nice of them. I'm sure it only takes a life's savings to purchase one, so why not let the pleebs in on the glories of technology?

Of course, they don't have electricity in their shacks, so...

I guess the computer LOOKS pretty. Must be a status symbol...

20 NGrove  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:13:13pm

re: #17 Lively

What's Rev Wright doing tonight? I miss that pinata.

Yes, but its hard to get the candy out from under the bus.

21 Grammy Cracker  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:13:17pm

re: #18 BabbaZee

lol ~
He's asleep.
I am too uncomfortable to sleep yet.

Poor Babba! I HATE when that happens... Maybe we can help take your mind off it for awhile...

22 nyc redneck  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:14:03pm

re: #9 maddogg

How 'bout a little music?

beautiful,
'god, bless america and her heros'

23 Ma Sands  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:14:37pm

Hmmm.....know not anything of how it all works......but something's spilling over into my own private computer connections......this week, my i.m. was hijacked 3 times by unknown porn-using operatives, and my Facebook account was hijacked by same-type, using the account of the sweetest young lady --hope she never finds out it happened.....both things are first-time occurrences, over and above the regular stuff that so nicely gets auto-thrown into junk or spam folders.....

24 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:14:47pm

re: #20 NGrove

Yes, but its hard to get the candy out from under the bus.

So far he has thrown his Grandma and his Preacher man under the bus. Who's next?

25 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:14:56pm

Why do the bots in Israel spam?

26 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:16:08pm

re: #25 MandyManners

Why do the bots in Israel spam?

You have to see this one
lol

27 OldLineTexan  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:16:21pm

re: #19 Grammy Cracker

Of course, they don't have electricity in their shacks, so...

I guess the computer LOOKS pretty. Must be a status symbol...

They could talk to these guys...

28 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:16:46pm

re: #21 Grammy Cracker

Maybe we can help take your mind off it for awhile...

I wouldn't put it past yez!

29 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:17:01pm
30 NGrove  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:17:12pm

re: #24 Mich-again

So far he has thrown his Grandma and his Preacher man under the bus. Who's next?

I suppose whoever needs to go. You can see how the extra bodies would make make candy gathering difficult.

31 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:17:14pm

I'm going to Shambala, see ya'll in about 3 1/2 minutes.

32 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:17:42pm

re: #29 song_and_dance_man

LOL!

33 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:18:04pm

re: #26 BabbaZee

You have to see this one
lol

By 1:05, I am ROFLMAO!

34 maddogg  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:18:09pm

Warriors.

35 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:19:00pm

re: #33 MandyManners

I knew you would love that lolol

36 hermeneutics  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:19:56pm

Totally Off Topic

I enjoy watching the MSM writhe in agony over "citizen" journalism. As they whine and complain and resist change, their ad dollars are precipitously declining. If you are interested, Silicon Alley Insider has a good recap of recent trends.

Their prediction: In ten years newspaper circ will be a quarter of what it is today. Maybe less.

But where are those ad dollars going? The article's author believes it will migrate to online venues.

Here's the URL if you are interested. [Link: www.alleyinsider.com...]

37 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:20:31pm

re: #26 BabbaZee

You have to see this one
lol

You are the Absolute End, BabbZee.

38 Bob in Breckenridge  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:20:58pm

re: #10 Intrepid

I read today that Cuba is now allowing people to buy home computers! Wonder how that's going over.

Uh-huh, and we're allowed to buy Rolls-Royces...

/Just saying.

39 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:21:01pm

re: #30 NGrove

I suppose whoever needs to go. You can see how the extra bodies would make make candy gathering difficult.

His next biggest supporter is Teddy Highball. He better not try to throw that whale under the bus.

40 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:21:14pm

re: #26 BabbaZee

You have to see this one
lol

I mean, Jimminy-Fucking Cricket.

41 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:21:48pm
42 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:22:37pm

re: #31 DesertSage

I'm going to Shambala, see ya'll in about 3 1/2 minutes.

I'm not a big fan of a religion that loves cows more than kids but, I STAND WITH THE HINDUS IN THE FIGHT AGAINST ISLAM.

43 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:22:52pm

data collecting is addicting

44 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:22:52pm

re: #41 song_and_dance_man

I haven't heard Howard in ages.

45 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:23:01pm

re: #40 MandyManners

great galloping Gramscian whores of the freaking caliphate!

46 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:23:27pm

re: #41 song_and_dance_man

Ewww!

47 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:23:54pm

re: #42 MandyManners

I'm not a big fan of a religion that loves cows more than kids but, I STAND WITH THE HINDUS IN THE FIGHT AGAINST ISLAM.

I used to until I heard how they persecute Christians.

48 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:24:00pm

re: #45 BabbaZee

Niiice.

49 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:24:22pm

Chinese spambots have lead paint
Mexican spambots do the spam American spambots won't do
Iranian spambots are much shorter, but think they are very powerful
Polish spambots spam themselves by mistake
Israeli spambots don't spam on the sabbath and only use kosher spam

50 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:24:42pm

re: #42 MandyManners

Mandy....don't worry, I wasn't literally going to Shambala!

:')

51 Ma Sands  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:25:11pm

re: #36 hermeneutics

One of my sisters and I were just agreeing yesterday, that, for that reason, it is good our Dad the newspaper publisher didn't live to see it.....it would've broken his heart --he had enough trouble accepting the change in cameras....he used to love hauling around all that old equipment..... :) --the way he ended up getting around it, was to let the young guys be the photographers, while he concentrated solely on the editing-writing-publishing part of the business.....

52 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:25:32pm

re: #43 bosforus

data collecting is addicting

It's worse than heroin.

53 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:26:25pm

re: #48 Mich-again

Moonbat strippers

54 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:26:38pm

I have a joke- AlGore and Man Made Global Warming.

OK, maybe that's two jokes.

55 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:26:44pm

UN vs. Goracle: Strongly worded letter issued.....
UN urges biofuel investment halt

The UN's new top adviser on food has urged a freeze on biofuel investment, saying the blind pursuit of the policy is "irresponsible".

Olivier de Schutter also wants curbs on investors whose speculation is, he says, driving food prices higher.

UN officials liken the rise in food prices to a silent tsunami, threatening 100 million of the world's poorest.

The use of food crops for alternative sources of energy like ethanol is one factor behind the price hike.

56 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:26:59pm

re: #45 BabbaZee

great galloping Gramscian whores of the freaking caliphate!

I just love her to pieces!

57 hermeneutics  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:27:44pm

re: #51 Ma Sands

I'm sure your father was noble and fairminded ... unlike most reporters and publishers today. I deeply admire good writers.

58 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:27:55pm

re: #53 BabbaZee

Moonbat strippers

The one holding the Whores not Wars sign is pretty hot.

59 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:28:21pm

re: #49 Shug

Brilliant!

60 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:28:36pm

re: #58 DesertSage

It's good to be 19.
lol

61 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:29:03pm

re: #59 Sarge1984

Brilliant!

62 Ma Sands  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:29:12pm

re: #57 hermeneutics

He was a good guy..... had a marvelous intellect..... thanks. :)

63 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:29:35pm

re: #47 mjazzguitar

I used to until I heard how they persecute Christians.

What?

Please, share.

64 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:29:45pm

re: #53 BabbaZee

Damn.

I looked.

65 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:30:10pm

re: #50 DesertSage

Mandy....don't worry, I wasn't literally going to Shambala!

:')

I'm learning!

66 hermeneutics  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:31:08pm

Anyone interested in the British elections yesterday? it was a stunning conservative victory.

"Preliminary results from the 159 local authorities that held elections (local polls are staggered so that not everyone votes at the same time) suggest that Labour has scored its worst performance in local elections for 40 years. Labour seems to have polled just 24% of the total, a full 20 points behind the opposition Conservatives and a point behind the Liberal Democrats."

[Link: www.economist.com...]

67 joecitizen  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:31:22pm

re: #60 BabbaZee


It's good to be 19.
lol

or eighteen

68 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:31:47pm

Friday night, spambots, Babba spinning tunes...

Dis must be da place.

FNDT, y'all!

69 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:31:47pm

I'm experiencing a bit of confusion.

Hindus abuse Christians?

70 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:05pm

re: #67 joecitizen

or eighteen

or,
eighteen

71 hermeneutics  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:25pm

Oh dear. Must go.

Weet dreams!

72 Dr. Shalit  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:26pm

re: #10 Intrepid

I read today that Cuba is now allowing people to buy home computers! Wonder how that's going over.

Intrepid -

"What Blockade?" - see- "The Real Cuba" - or better yet - [Link: www.tecun.cimex.com.cu...] - DELL COMPTERS, H/P PRINTERS and STUFF FROM CISCO SYSTEMS have been "available" in CUBA for ages - as long as you are willing and able to pay the Castro Regime TWICE what you would pay for them in the USA. Same goes for "Chinese Rice Cookers" - Por Cubanos - $70, for me +/- $40 including tax and delivery from Target, with steamer accessories included. The "RAW DEAL" continues "en Cuba" as it has for the last 49 years.

-S-

73 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:27pm

Q. How many moonbats does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. It's a trick question....they can't change anything.

74 little boomer  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:30pm

re: #55 Killgore Trout

UN vs. Goracle: Strongly worded letter issued.....
UN urges biofuel investment halt

I'm buying a wood pellet stove that also burns fat free organic bran muffins!

75 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:34pm

re: #53 BabbaZee

Moonbat strippers

One of them was pretty niice. But the rest were Arnold Ziffles.

76 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:37pm

How do you synchronize 5 metronomes?
Science!

77 Ma Sands  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:37pm

re: #47 mjazzguitar

re: #42 MandyManners
I'm not a big fan of a religion that loves cows more than kids but, I STAND WITH THE HINDUS IN THE FIGHT AGAINST ISLAM.

I used to until I heard how they persecute Christians.


Yes. V.O.M. got pretty graphic in depicting that, this current issue.... ):

78 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:53pm

re: #68 Noam Sayin'

More relaxed; a classic.

79 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:32:55pm

re: #69 MandyManners

I'm experiencing a bit of confusion.

Hindus abuse Christians?

Everybody abuses everybody
eventually
the variable is in the degrees

80 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:33:07pm

Where's my link about the Brits and suttee?

81 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:33:25pm

re: #71 hermeneutics

Weet dreams, hermeneutics.

82 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:33:45pm

Meanwhile Chile has a volcano.

83 joecitizen  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:33:52pm

re: #70 BabbaZee

or,
eighteen

or seventeen

84 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:33:52pm

How many Palestinians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

85 Purple Prose  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:33:54pm

Spambots will bring the world together. Jimmy Carter should organize a pace conference of spambotters. Iranian spambotter meet Israeli spambotter. Let's dialogue. Give peace a chance.

86 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:34:03pm

Nineteen

87 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:34:28pm

re: #77 Ma Sands

Yes. V.O.M. got pretty graphic in depicting that, this current issue.... ):

I admit that I am not able to keep up with everything.

88 nyc redneck  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:35:20pm

re: #84 Shug

How many Palestinians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

or light a candle in the day time w/ the curtains drawn, for a photo op

89 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:35:23pm

re: #79 BabbaZee

Everybody abuses everybody
eventually
the variable is in the degrees

Ya' know, that's pretty fucking sick and cynical.

I agree.

90 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:36:22pm

Sixteen

91 Bob in Breckenridge  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:36:22pm

re: #66 hermeneutics

Anyone interested in the British elections yesterday? it was a stunning conservative victory.

"Preliminary results from the 159 local authorities that held elections (local polls are staggered so that not everyone votes at the same time) suggest that Labour has scored its worst performance in local elections for 40 years. Labour seems to have polled just 24% of the total, a full 20 points behind the opposition Conservatives and a point behind the Liberal Democrats."

[Link: www.economist.com...]

Unfortunately, the Tories today are not the Tories of Margaret Thatcher's time (kinda like McCain today compared to RWR). But I guess a win is a win.

92 Ma Sands  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:36:37pm

re: #87 MandyManners

If you're interested, here's the online site....you have to register, though.....

93 formercorpsman  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:37:57pm

So I suspect, this is why when certain sites you go to, ask for you to type in those curvy letters and numbers?

94 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:38:02pm

re: #85 Purple Prose

Spambots will bring the world together. Jimmy Carter should organize a pace conference of spambotters. Iranian spambotter meet Israeli spambotter. Let's dialogue. Give peace a chance.

Yes, indeed!

95 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:38:52pm

re: #76 Killgore Trout

How do you synchronize 5 metronomes?
Science!

Waaaaaay cool. And it makes perfect sense.

96 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:38:55pm

re: #85 Purple Prose

Spambots will bring the world together. Jimmy Carter should organize a pace conference of spambotters. Iranian spambotter meet Israeli spambotter. Let's dialogue. Give peace a chance.

You know I'm being sarcastic.

97 Kirly  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:38:55pm

OT LOL

98 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:39:25pm

re: #85 Purple Prose

Spambots will bring the world together. Jimmy Carter should organize a pace conference of spambotters. Iranian spambotter meet Israeli spambotter. Let's dialogue. Give peace a chance.

You're just a hatchiling!

99 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:39:32pm

re: #63 MandyManners

OK, here and some here. It's too bad because Hinduism is supposed to be tolerant and all embracing.

100 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:40:03pm

re: #89 MandyManners

{mandy}
cynical huggy upon thee

101 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:40:26pm

re: #99 mjazzguitar

OK, here and some here. It's too bad because Hinduism is supposed to be tolerant and all embracing.

Religion of Peace!

102 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:40:31pm

re: #76 Killgore Trout

How do you synchronize 5 metronomes?
Science!

/Watching Paint Dry

103 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:40:32pm

re: #95 Mich-again

I went to a conservatory and learned many neat tricks. I can tune a guitar from a telephone or an old school TV but I've never seen that trick before.

104 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:40:36pm

re: #84 Shug

How many Palestinians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Oh, no. You didn't.

105 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:41:39pm

There is a Hindu NATIONALISM (supremacism) rising

is called Hindutva

106 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:42:15pm

re: #78 Sarge1984

More relaxed; a classic.

Too relaxed.

107 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:42:46pm

re: #90 DesertSage

Sixteen

16

108 Ma Sands  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:42:47pm

re: #95 Mich-again

Okay, tell me why it happened.....my mind is boggled.....which isn't too hard to do, anyway..... :)

109 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:43:18pm

re: #101 BabbaZee

Religion of Peace!

Well, since everything is God, then He's pretty hard on Himself.

110 joecitizen  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:43:59pm

of a more recent vintage just for you Babbazee

111 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:44:34pm

Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.
~ Matthew 24:7

The word used there for nations can also be translated as:

ethnic group


ethnic group will rise against ethnic group , and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places.
112 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:44:57pm

re: #110 joecitizen

Thanks Joe!

113 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:45:09pm

re: #109 mjazzguitar

indeed
lol

114 Ma Sands  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:45:47pm

re: #99 mjazzguitar

C.F.I.! Oh, my, thank you! They'd kind of dropped off the map for a while......glad to have that site.......my son went with them, several years ago, to Thailand, and the group snuck across the border to minister to the Karen in Burma......

115 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:46:19pm

re: #92 Ma Sands

If you're interested, here's the online site....you have to register, though.....

Thank you, Ma Sands. Thank you.

116 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:46:28pm

re: #106 Noam Sayin'

I gotta be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/sorry. got a little carried away there.

117 Grammy Cracker  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:47:51pm

re: #116 Sarge1984

I gotta be MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/sorry. got a little carried away there.

I gotta go to BBBBEEEEEEEDDDD! It's very nearly tomorrow! Yikes!

Good night, all. Be kind to one another!

/see you on the morning threads...

118 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:47:52pm

16 tons

119 little boomer  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:48:20pm

re: #103 Killgore Trout

Hot damn, never noticed before but the phone is buzzing an F and an A.
Major third.

120 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:48:21pm

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender
says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

121 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:48:42pm

re: #103 Killgore Trout

I can tune a guitar from a telephone

I know enough to know I can't. I have played for 30+ years, and I still use a tuner to get it perfect. Oh I can get it really close without a tuner, but I can't get it perfect, and I am a freak about out of tune guitars. Its like nails on chalkboard to me. The guys in my band gave me a bumper sticker for my guitar case with a picture of a skull that says "Tune it or DIE!"

122 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:49:31pm

re: #119 little boomer

Yup, and that A is 440; dead on.

123 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:49:46pm

Chinese Spambots are really outsourced American Spambots. Somewhere there is an unemployed American spambot. Damn you Bush!

There are an estimated 30 million undocumented mexican spambots in America.

Iranian Spambots do whatever the Mullahs tell them to do. ...and there are no homoxexual spambots in Iran. Honest. ( fingers crossed behind back )


Q How do you get a one armed Polish spambot out of a tree?
A Wave to him


Israeli spambots murdered Farfour and Nahoul!

124 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:49:51pm

Guy wakes up in a hospital. Says, "Doc, Doc, I can't feel my legs!"

The Doc says, "Yes, I'm sorry, we had to amputate your arms last night..."

125 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:50:35pm

A duck walks into a bar...

126 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:50:46pm

re: #114 Ma Sands

While at the same time we have preachers saying God wants you to be rich.

127 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:51:09pm

re: #121 Mich-again

It takes practice. I suspect you've been relying on the electronic tuner for too long. I used to forbid my students from using them.

128 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:51:50pm

re: #126 mjazzguitar

He does.
They just fail to understand what rich means, they define it in terms of dollars because functionally they are whores themselves.

129 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:52:47pm

A traveling salesman knocks on a door.

A 6 tear old boy answers the door with a lit cigar in one hand and a glass of scotch in the other hand

The salesman says " Hi little boy, are your parents home"?

The boy responds "what the Fuck do you think "?

130 Kirly  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:52:50pm

canada attacks?

heheheheh

131 Ma Sands  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:53:01pm

re: #128 BabbaZee

He does.
They just fail to understand what rich means


Amen! :)

132 Dr. Shalit  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:53:04pm

re: #105 BabbaZee

There is a Hindu NATIONALISM (supremacism) rising

is called Hindutva

BabbaZee -

Within INDIA, within moderation, considering the history, what is the BAD?

-S-

133 Neo Con since 9-11  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:53:08pm

re: #79 BabbaZee

Everybody abuses everybody
eventually
the variable is in the degrees

But not everyone still practices human sacrifice on Christians.

A young Indian evangelist and shepherd has been killed by Hindu priests seeking human sacrifices for a Hindu 'goddess', the latest in a series of violent attacks against Christians in India, BosNewsLife learned Wednesday, November 7.

In under a year over 190 cases of Hindu persecution of Christians.

After the BJP came into the coalition- and they are now in power, there has been a climate of impunity for any acts of violence that are committed against non Hindus.

Still, the Hindu persecution of Christians is pretty rare compared to the 185 attacks by the RoP.

134 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:53:28pm

tear = year

PIMF is not my friend. I previewed

135 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:54:34pm

Occasionally I'll have moments of perfect pitch- is that when you know what note you are hearing? My microwave was humming and I said b and it turned out to be b.

136 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:54:41pm

re: #119 little boomer

The TV trick is a little harder. Most old analogue tv's strobe at a certain rate (mine was an F). If you turn off all the lights and look at your tv past your vibrating guitar string you can figure it out. Not very practical but it works. The telephone is much easier.

137 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:54:54pm

re: #132 Dr. Shalit

BabbaZee -

Within INDIA, within moderation, considering the history, what is the BAD?

-S-

Think Reverend Wright's hooplespank, but Hindu
that's what
that is the ideology
and don't even make e get into the "Aryan" connection

138 joecitizen  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:55:31pm

re: #129 Shug

A traveling salesman knocks on a door.

A 6 tear old boy answers the door with a lit cigar in one hand and a glass of scotch in the other hand

The salesman says " Hi little boy, are your parents home"?

The boy responds "what the Fuck do you think "?

since we are repeating jokes now this one deserves new eyes..

a Catholic,a Jew and a Protestant walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them and says "Hey,what is this,some kinda joke?"

139 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:56:02pm

re: #133 Neo Con since 9/11

Still, the Hindu persecution of Christians is pretty rare compared to the 185 attacks by the RoP.

I am well aware of it
Which is why I say
we need to speak of DEGREES
and there is where you make the judgments

Christians are under persecution like no other time in the last 2,000 years all over this world right now.

140 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:57:15pm

re: #135 mjazzguitar

Most of the people I've known who have developed perfect pitch (instead of being born with it) have done the same thing. The hum of your fridge or microwave have a pretty consistent pitch. Learn it and try to hum it before you turn the microwave on, it's good practice.

141 Cartman  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:57:17pm

Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

142 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:57:32pm

re: #103 Killgore Trout

I went to a conservatory and learned many neat tricks. I can tune a guitar from a telephone or an old school TV but I've never seen that trick before.

This is pretty fun to watch. Not all that fun to listen to, but fun to watch.

143 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:57:41pm

I saw a billboard that said,

"Need help, call Jesus."
1-800-005-3787

...Out of curiosity I did.

'A Mexican guy showed up with a tow truck.'

144 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:58:01pm

re: #139 BabbaZee


Christians are under persecution like no other time in the last 2,000 years all over this world right now.

Luke 22:36

145 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:58:03pm

re: #141 Cartman

Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

but nobody notices since he's below the level of the bar

146 Kenneth  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:58:31pm

re: #95 Mich-again

Coupled harmonics rule!

147 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:58:49pm

re: #129 Shug

Had to mail that one. lol

148 Killgore Trout  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:59:04pm

re: #142 bosforus

Chladni plates!

149 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 8:59:33pm

re: #144 rawmuse

amen to that

150 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:00:55pm

A rabbi and a priest are at a bar.
The rabbi pulls an apple out of his pocket and eats it. He gets down to the core and eats the core.
The priest turns to him and asks him why he ate the core.
The rabbi tells him that his people believe that eating the core makes them very wise.
The priest wishes out loud that he had an apple to eat to which the rabbi pulls another apple out of his pocket and offers to sell it for 5 dollars.
The priest buys the apple and eats it, core and all.
He then states that he could have purchased a dozen apples for 5 dollars.

the rabbi says, see you're smarter already

151 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:01:54pm

re: #141 Cartman

Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

Oh no, you di'int!

152 Dr. Shalit  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:02:49pm

re: #137 BabbaZee

BabaZee -

Promise to research further.

-S-

153 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:03:12pm

re: #108 Ma Sands

Here's my explanation. It could be wrong. By placing the "chaotic" system on the two cylinders that have to roll back and forth in unison in response to the net force from the 5 swinging weights, then each of the weights will be subjected to the same counterforce and eventually the 5 individual periods will create a net left and right vibration that overtakes the weaker individual forces contributing to it making them all conform. The slower ones will speed up. The faster ones will slow down.

I would make a hypothesis that if all the weights were equal the prevailing period would be the average of the 5 initial ones, and as more and more metronomes were involved it would take longer for the system to synchronize.

154 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:03:15pm

A duck walks into a bar.

Asks the bartender, "Got any bread?"

The bartender responds, "Nope. Sorry. I don't have any bread."

The duck asks again, "Got any bread?"

"No. I don't have any bread."

"Got any bread?"

"No! I don't have any bread."

"Got any bread?"

"I've told you for the last time. I don't have any bread. If you ask me again, I'll nail your bill to the bar."

"Got any nails?"

"No."

"Got any bread?"

155 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:03:41pm

re: #152 Dr. Shalit

Okeedokee

156 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:04:08pm

re: #141 Cartman

Chuck Norris walks into a bar...

157 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:04:52pm

re: #118 BabbaZee

16 tons

/blasphemy!

158 ethanxxx  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:04:56pm

re: #154 Noam Sayin'

Good One Noam. Good timing too... just walked in.

159 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:05:51pm

re: #158 ethanxxx

Good One Noam. Good timing too... just walked in.

I saw you coming up the walk.

160 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:06:20pm

re: #154 Noam Sayin'

I like that one Noam.

161 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:06:20pm

re: #154 Noam Sayin'

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."

Doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!"

162 Kenneth  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:06:32pm

re: #153 Mich-again

The metronomes don;t speed up or slow down, they are all running at the same frequency, but they are out of phase. The net energy of the swinging masses is conveyed to the board, which rocks on the cans. That force is in turn returned to the metronomes. The dominant wave reinforces and eventually they all swing in time.

164 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:06:32pm

Good Evening Lizards! It was wierd in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagland this evening. It seemed like it wanted to rain and did, quit violently for about 3 minutes, and then the sun came out and it went all overcast again.

Do we have hatchlings?

How are you-all this evening and what are we talking about?

165 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:06:47pm

re: #157 Killian Bundy

AGGGHHH!

166 Cartman  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:06:49pm

re: #154 Noam Sayin'

I'm not sure why, but that duck joke has me laughing hysterically!

/I think lack of sleep has something to do with it

167 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:07:52pm

re: #162 Kenneth

The metronomes don;t speed up or slow down, they are all running at the same frequency, but they are out of phase. The net energy of the swinging masses is conveyed to the board, which rocks on the cans. That force is in turn returned to the metronomes. The dominant wave reinforces and eventually they all swing in time.

They so instruct marching infantry to break cadence when crossing a bridge, lest they set up a wave.

168 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:08:15pm

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

169 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:08:45pm

Killian that is insane lololololol

170 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:08:46pm

paraphrased.....Originally told by Ronald Reagan to a bunch of soviets

A Russian guy is out in the frezing cold standing in a bread line.
He's standing for like 3 hours.
Just then shopkeeper comes out and says they are out of bread
DAMNED SOVIET UNION says the man. The country sucks!
Just then several KGB agents with guns approach him

fast forward 30 minutes as the man gets home and walks into his living room empty handed to face his wife

Honey I have the good news and the bad news.

Bad News is... store run out of bread
Good news is.. KGB run out of bullits

171 wtc394  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:08:47pm

OT but if you all remember the Spitzer mess, another NY politician is in hot water...any guess how many words before they announce his party ?
2 if you don't count the name

172 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:09:24pm

I am doing OK. My gigs with the Temptations got bagged, which is a bit of a bummer, but it is only money. Judging by other major disasters hitting other Lizards, my problems are small.

173 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:09:32pm

re: #168 DesertSage

Oh! You bad!

174 ethanxxx  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:09:53pm

re: #159 Noam Sayin'

I saw you coming up the walk.

Walk? She told me her name was Betty.


Sorry... Sorry... my bad... Sorry...

175 Purple Prose  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:10:27pm

re: #94 MandyManners

Yes, indeed!

All we are saying is give spam a chance!

176 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:10:41pm

To understand militant Hinduism, one must examine its domestic roots as well as foreign influence. In the 1930s Hindu nationalism borrowed from European fascism to transform ‘different’ people into ‘enemies’. Leaders of militant Hinduism repeatedly expressed their admiration for authoritarian leaders such as Mussolini and Hitler and for the fascist model of society. This influence continues to the present day.

/that's a PDF

177 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:10:41pm

re: #164 ggt

ggt!

There was coffee earlier...it's cold now...sorry!

178 Kenneth  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:11:00pm

re: #167 rawmuse


Really? That's very interesting.

179 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:11:05pm

re: #172 rawmuse

What do you play?

180 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:11:15pm

Youtube Video

181 stevieray  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:11:46pm

Since this is a tech thread...

Is there any way to tell before hand if a website is a fake one that "redirects" you somewhere else? I got redirected to triple x sites a couple of times this week. It wouldn't be a big deal, except both times those xxx sites tried to install active x files on my p.c. and I had to reboot to break out of the "install/cancel" loop.

Grrrr. I hate sleazy tricks like that.

182 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:12:06pm

re: #166 Cartman

I'm not sure why, but that duck joke has me laughing hysterically!

/I think lack of sleep has something to do with it

It's just a cute, clean, dorky joke. My old roommate told me that one long ago. She was every bit as cute and dorky as that joke. It personifies her.

183 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:12:29pm

The Politics of the Aryan Invasion Debate

184 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:13:00pm

re: #174 ethanxxx

Dude. The delivery and timing were there. But you gotta look over the material now and then.

185 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:13:05pm

re: #179 BabbaZee

What do you play?

I play several instruments but this weekend I was hired on the trombone. And these gigs are so physically demanding that I have been playing 5-6 hours a day to prep for them. So, I am presently strong as a mule. Unemployed, but strong.

186 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:13:25pm

re: #148 Killgore Trout

Chladni plates!

There's some super slow motion vibrating iron filings in this one that looks pretty cool. The last minute and a half is worth watching just for the visual effect. Like the other clip, the sound is a lot to put up with. :)

188 Kenneth  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:14:25pm

re: #181 stevieray

I know what you mean. I got redirected to 850,000 porn sites back when I worked for the Japanese gov't.

189 latitude51  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:14:32pm

re: #161 Sarge1984

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."

Doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!"

My number two, she's 9, doubled over at the duck joke. That one put her on the floor.

190 little boomer  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:14:47pm

The Real Deal Ernie

191 soccerdad  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:14:50pm

How many from each country? Are they listed in the order of # of Spambots?

192 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:15:01pm

re: #185 rawmuse

There's nothing wrong with strong

I like your website!

193 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:15:17pm

re: #162 Kenneth
I doubt that because the pattern of the 5 individual clicks changes even before the board is placed upon the cans. If all of the periods were the same then the pattern of the clicks would stay the same from the moment they were all in motion. But again, I will admit I could be wrong. Its been a long time since the vibrations class back in 1986.

194 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:15:45pm

re: #187 BabbaZee

Now, Hindu Nationalists Rewriting California Textbooks

The good news is that most of the kids are illiterate anyway

195 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:15:47pm

re: #167 rawmuse

They so instruct marching infantry to break cadence when crossing a bridge, lest they set up a wave.

Wasn't there a guy a while back who wanted everybody on one side of the earth to jump at the same time?

196 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:15:56pm

Feeling cocky, with a bank of nearly 700,000, just entered a Hold'em tournament for a 100,000 buy-in.

You can't learn to swim on the beach.

197 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:15:58pm

re: #194 Shug

oy!

198 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:16:18pm

re: #177 Sarge1984

:(

199 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:17:06pm

re: #186 bosforus

I have the sound turned way low on my laptop (the Missus is asleep next to me) but that was a long sine wave increasing in frequency making the shapes change, right? If so, you can test your hearing as to when the sound stops. Most middle aged people have some gaps in their hearing spectrum, in other words, the sound will stop and then resume, depending on the frequency range of your particular deafness. If you hear one long ascending tone, with no silent gaps, then your hearing is good.

200 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:18:40pm

re: #196 Noam Sayin'

Feeling cocky, with a bank of nearly 700,000, just entered a Hold'em tournament for a 100,000 buy-in.

You can't learn to swim on the beach.

It's the exact same game.

/it's just a matter of scale

201 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:18:44pm

fever

202 Kenneth  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:19:08pm

re: #193 Mich-again

The frequency of a metronome is set by the position the weight is placed on the arm. I don;t think that would move, but I could be wrong.

You can do a similar trick if you set 5 pendulums swinging on one flexible shaft. Eventually all the pendulums will swing in unison.

203 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:19:30pm

re: #189 latitude51

My number two, she's 9, doubled over at the duck joke. That one put her on the floor.

Tell her the muffin joke.

If you didn't see it above:

Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin looks at the other, says, "man, it's hot in here."

Other muffin looks at him, says, "holy cow! A talking muffin!"

Dumb, but it works.

204 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:19:37pm

re: #199 rawmuse

Ha ha, my earlier link was the ever ascending sine wave, the link in my #186 has some guy blowing it out his rear with an explanation of how the origin of the universe is based on sound.

205 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:20:39pm

re: #199 rawmuse

I did one of those tests at the science museum in Seattle. i forget what my score. I was happy with it though, I was only 24.

206 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:20:45pm

re: #181 stevieray

On my McAfee there is a thing called site advisor and when you Google something etc you can see a rating
before you click
also it will tell you if the site is unsafe

207 MandyManners  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:21:26pm

re: #201 ggt

fever

208 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:21:40pm

re: #204 bosforus

That was Tolkien's premise in The Silmarillian (sp?). It was a very beautiful concept --they way he wrote it.

209 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:21:47pm

re: #200 Killian Bundy

It's the exact same game.

/it's just a matter of scale

Same game, but the players are much more aggressive. Won the second hand, so far.

210 ethanxxx  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:21:56pm

Traveling salesman knocks at a door. The door opens, and standing there is a 5 year old boy in his bathrobe smoking a cigar and holding a glass of scotch. The salesman asks, "Is your mommy or daddy home?" The little boy takes a sip of the scotch and reply's... "What the F**K do you think?"

211 soccerdad  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:21:58pm

re: #33 MandyManners

By 1:05, I am ROFLMAO!

Mandy! I want to party with you lady. How did you happen to 'come' across this video?

212 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:22:01pm

re: #202 Kenneth

The frequency of a metronome is set by the position the weight is placed on the arm. I don;t think that would move, but I could be wrong.

You can do a similar trick if you set 5 pendulums swinging on one flexible shaft. Eventually all the pendulums will swing in unison.

Metronomes are just upside-down pendulums though, aren't they?

213 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:22:31pm

re: #208 ggt

Guess I'll have to take your word for it.

214 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:22:35pm

re: #204 bosforus

Sound can be translated as mathematics... so why not?
it's just a different way of defining it
BTW Hebrew is also numbers.
The whole Torah can be interpreted as numerical and/ or music too

215 stevieray  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:23:03pm

re: #206 BabbaZee

Thanks Baba! I'll check into that.

216 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:23:21pm

re: #209 Noam Sayin'

And the 5th hand.

My chip stack is doubled.

217 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:23:58pm

muffin?

218 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:24:14pm

re: #214 BabbaZee

Yeah, I guess. I can play the chords CGA+ on my guitar but that doesn't mean I'm making babies with it. :)

219 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:24:34pm

re: #216 Noam Sayin'

My chip stack is doubled.


Sounds like a Viagra commercial

220 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:25:05pm

re: #218 bosforus

Yeah, I guess. I can play the chords CGA+ on my guitar but that doesn't mean I'm making babies with it. :)

naturally.

221 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:25:17pm

So, at what point will kids realize that their actions carry consequences?

222 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:25:25pm

re: #216 Noam Sayin'

And then some. I'm off to a good start.

223 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:26:00pm

re: #207 MandyManners

The Christina Aguilara version is nearly x-rated, but she has the voice!

224 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:26:12pm

re: #209 Noam Sayin'

Same game, but the players are much more aggressive. Won the second hand, so far.

/Yeah, I've been to Vegas, costs you a fortune just to see the flop

225 lightmourn  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:26:13pm

Well, I expected the first four...

226 latitude51  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:26:49pm

re: #203 Sarge1984

Says she heard that already. She has one for you:

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other:
"What do you think about mad cow disease?"
The other says:
"What do I care, I'm a helicopter"

227 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:27:29pm

re: #224 Killian Bundy

/Yeah, I've been to Vegas, costs you a fortune just to see the flop

I played two low-ball tournaments in vegas last year. Took second in the first one, then got beat in about 15 hands in the second.

228 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:28:25pm

This guy is walking on the beach when he finds a lantern. He rubs it and a genie come out and grants him 3 wishes.

"However, says the genie - Whatever you wish for your ex wife will get double what I give you"

The guy thinks for a moment and says he wishes for a million bucks.

The genie shakes his head, blinks up the money and reminds hime his ex wife just got TWO MILLION BUCKS!

The guy thinks awile longer and says he wants a brand new Porsche.

"Dude!" yells the genie. Your ex is gonna get TWO of these! "What are you thinking?!?"

The guy thinks a while longer and starts to smile.
"Now I want you to beat me half to death."

229 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:28:48pm

re: #202 Kenneth

I remember the part about how the period stays the same but the magnitude diminishes over time. But what you are saying is that it doesn't matter if I raise the weight 1 degree or 90 degrees before releasing it, the period will be the same. hmm. That does ring a bell.

230 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:29:16pm

re: #226 latitude51

I don't know why I'm laughing at that, but I am....

/dang kids, I hate kids. bunch of nose miners and turd factories is what they are....

Please thank her for me. My brother was asking me for dumb jokes earlier tonight and that one definitely made the list!

231 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:30:40pm

re: #220 BabbaZee

naturally.

I was very proud of my joke. I was hoping to get a little laugh out of it. "A+" is the notation for an A augmented chord. CGAt? DNA? Tough crowd.

232 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:30:42pm

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow, wh MOOOOO!

233 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:31:09pm

re: #231 bosforus

LOL!

234 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:31:49pm

re: #233 BabbaZee

LOL!

Now you're just humoring me.
...thank you

235 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:31:51pm

re: #210 ethanxxx

Nice one.

236 Naso Tang  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:32:13pm

For those interested, I have used spamcop.net for years to filter my email. Every piece of spam, some 62000 so far, has been parsed, traced and reported back to the sender ISP and the host ISP. Interestingly, the level of intelligence of these spammers is such that 90+ % of my spam actually comes to ####@spamcop.net. Actually, that is more an comment on the people who pay for the spam per address, rather than the spammers who sucker them, but I don't care how much I publish my spamcop address. The more the merrier.

However, while the Chinese, the Italians, the Spanish, the Brazilians, the Japanese and a few Germans are on the top of my shit list, so are Road Runner (US), Sprint, Verizon and a number of other US senders (seldom the site hosts however). Th rest comes from everywhere, but some of the most disappointing are Google and Yahoo who allow their web host sites to be used as redirects to other hosts like the Chinese, and what is worse is that they refuse to accept reports from users or spamcop without first going through a tedious form submission which is hard to find in the first place.

I suppose Google and Yahoo are now to important to deal with silly stuff like illegal drugs, porn and the like.

Then of course we have the Mastercards, Visas and so on who really grease the wheels of scum.

Yeh, that's life in the 21st Century....Anyone watch Blade Runner lately?

237 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:32:45pm

re: #232 Mich-again

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow, wh MOOOOO!

LOL
Now that's funny no matter how you look at it!

238 ethanxxx  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:33:11pm

A guy bursts through the door and yells to his wife, "Pack your bags, I just won $50,000,000 in the Lottery!" "That's great., where are we going?", responds the wife. The husband reply's, "We're not going anywhere."

239 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:33:18pm

re: #234 bosforus


I thought it was funny the first time,
I just didn't add the lol

240 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:33:41pm

re: #236 Naso Tang

The spambots are evolving!

241 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:33:45pm

re: #230 Sarge1984


/dang kids, I hate kids. bunch of nose miners and turd factories is what they are....

Good thing your mother never had to put up with any of that shit, right?

242 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:34:22pm

Okay, haven't seen it posted here in a few weeks, so I'll toss it out there. Language and religion warning!

243 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:35:13pm

re: #241 LeePro

Damn skippy.

Hey, now, wait a minnit....

244 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:35:14pm

Q: what do you call a frail guru with huge bunions and bad breath?


A: a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis

245 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:35:26pm

re: #239 BabbaZee

re: #232 Mich-again

Just did that joke to my aunt and we were both cracking up.

246 Naso Tang  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:36:09pm

re: #240 Mich-again

The spambots are evolving!

I'll take a raincheck on that bait. Too late for today.

Cheers

247 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:36:11pm

re: #239 BabbaZee

Oh, well how am I supposed to know? Geesh

248 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:36:51pm

Peggy Lee and Benny Goodman

249 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:36:51pm

A lady was being abused her husband. She finally got sick of it and divorced him.

A couple years later, she was getting no action whatsoever. So she put an ad in the Personals.

"Man wanted for matrimony. No physical abuse tolerated. Must be able to satisfy me in bed"

A week later her doorbell rings. She opens the door, doesn't see anyone. A voice says, "Hey Lady, down here!"

She looks down, and there on her doormat is small man, obviously a quadruple amputee, no legs or arms, squatting on her doormat.

"I'm here about the personal ad" he says.

"Well, you're not exactly what I had in mind" she replied.

"Look, Lady, I read the ad. I got no arms, I can't hit you, I got no legs, I can't kick you"

"But, can you satisfy me in the bedroom?" she asked.

"Well, I rang your doorbell didn't I?"

250 BabbaZee  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:36:54pm

Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who just broke out of prison?


A: A small medium at large.

WLGF out!

251 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:36:58pm

re: #239 BabbaZee

Oops, didn't mean to reply to you in #245

252 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:37:08pm

re: #171 wtc394

Another interesting tidbit about Spitzer that I did not (previously) know:
NY gov. Spitzer Cites Hoax Site in Anti-Games Campaign.

253 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:37:24pm

re: #244 BabbaZee

Q: what do you call a frail guru with huge bunions and bad breath?


A: a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis

Groan-n-n-n-n-n-n

254 ethanxxx  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:37:42pm

re: #244 BabbaZee

Good one... That's a keeper. Cut... paste... It's mine now. Thanks.

255 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:38:39pm

re: #249 rawmuse

LOL!

256 DesertSage  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:39:08pm

little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.


The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

257 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:39:33pm

re: #244 BabbaZee

bwahahaha!

BTW, the suck-up employees who carry the executive's bags used to be called Bag Ladies or Bag Men but I have been hearing them described as Sherpas lately and I think that is hilarious. Good sherpas are hard to find.

258 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:41:04pm

In the Mood?

259 latitude51  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:41:29pm

re: #244 BabbaZee

Q: what do you call a frail guru with huge bunions and bad breath?


A: a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis

Awesome! Love it.

260 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:41:32pm

Why are New Yorkers always so Depressed?

The Light at the End of their tunnel is New Jersey

261 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:41:53pm

G'night, Babbazee. You rock.

262 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:42:53pm

re: #260 Shug

Why are New Yorkers always so Depressed?

The Light at the End of their tunnel is New Jersey

Love it!

263 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:43:07pm

Q Where do you find a dog with no legs?

A Right where you left him

264 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:44:14pm

Took a beat, and now back down to roughly my starting point.

265 Cartman  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:45:03pm

G'nite Babba...weet dreams.

266 Mich-again  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:45:20pm

I used to date a midget girl.

I was nuts over her.

267 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:45:38pm

nighty night {babba} weet dreams!

268 ethanxxx  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:46:44pm

re: #250 BabbaZee

Gnight...

269 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:46:46pm

My cat overlord is torturing me again.

He is sitting next to me purring.

How am I to survive?

270 latitude51  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:47:09pm

re: #263 Shug

Daughter replies: At the hot dog stand.

271 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:47:12pm

re: #267 ggt Hi! I've been having troubles all night with my e-mail and think I've fixed it; could y'all send me a short e-mail so I can verify that I've fixed it?!

272 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:48:21pm

re: #266 Mich-again OY!
Has this thread degenerated to that point?!
;')

273 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:48:21pm

re: #270 latitude51

Daughter replies: At the hot dog stand.

bravo

274 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:48:32pm

re: #271 realwest

done!

275 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:48:57pm

A man was in serious trouble. His life was spinning out of control. Everything was bad. Drinking horribly, his finances ruined, friendless, in desperation, he finally visits a monastery.

The Father interviewed him. "My son, what makes you think you are suited for this monastic order?". The new monk says "Father, my life is a wreck, you are my last hope, please, I beg you, take me in to your order".

The Father says, "Well, my son, this order is very strict. There are no creature comforts, and in addition to hard work and privation, we have an oath of silence. You get two words a year, which you may speak only in my presence. Are you still interested?"

The new monk says "Yes, Father, please!"

And so the new monk joined the order.

After a year, the Father came to the new monk and say, "My son, a year has passed, what are your two words for this year?"

The new monk said "BED HARD!"

The Father, somewhat annoyed, made a note of it.

Another year passes, the Father came to the new monk and says, "My son, a year has passed, what are your two words for this year?"

The new monk said "FOOD BAD!"

His displeasure increasing, the Father makes note of the new monks 2 words and another year passes.

The Father came to the new monk and says, "My son, a year has passed, what are your two words for this year?"

The new monk said "I QUIT!"

And the Father shrugs his shoulders and says

"Well, I am not surprised, you've done nothing but bitch the whole time you've been here..."

276 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:50:34pm

I don't know what to think of this.

277 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:52:27pm

re: #274 ggt Thanks! Received and replied twice!

278 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:52:27pm

re: #276 ggt

I don't know what to think of this.

Looks like a whole bunch of musicians making $. Nothing wrong with that as far as I concerned.

279 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:53:30pm

re: #278 rawmuse Huh, whadda they sound like? (it's too late for me to turn on speakers).

280 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:53:32pm

re: #264 Noam Sayin'

Took a beat, and now back down to roughly my starting point.

You, of course, bluff consistently.

/that makes you consistently aggressive and gets the weenies out early, the more opponents, the more chances to lose a hand

281 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:53:33pm

Pocket kings rivered by a 3rd five. Ouch.

That's poker.

282 stevieray  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:53:56pm

Interesting...

I've been checking out a bunch of British news sites about yesterday's election, and I noticed something is missing. All of the analysis cite economic woes as a major factor [probably true], a few also point to crime as a motivating factor [also probably true], but none I've seen so far mention immigration as a reason for Labour's loss. I wonder if the media over there is correct [it is an insignificant factor], or if they are so blinded by their own p.c. beliefs that they cannot comprehend the issue ever being important? Or could they still think they can spin it away?

283 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:54:03pm

Obligatory Book Schpeel:

Don't forget there is now a BOOK category in the linkys (spin-offs). Post what you are reading--or any book you'd like to recommend to other Lizards --and if you link thru Amazon --it counts as a donation to Charles!

You may now return to your regularly schedule thread.

284 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:54:23pm
285 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:54:31pm

re: #281 Noam Sayin'
HEY NOAM! Who'd you poke?!

286 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:54:56pm

re: #278 rawmuse

me either --the music was awesome, an aging Brian in a muscle tee --hmmmmm?

287 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:55:19pm

re: #282 stevieray

But that would put a serious dent in their multicultural efforts, which, as we all know, is priority #1.

288 Yankee Division Son  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:55:40pm

re: #260 Shug

Why are New Yorkers always so Depressed?

The Light at the End of their tunnel is New Jersey

Bwahahaha!

289 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:55:41pm

re: #283 ggt Uh, didja get my TWO replies and reply via e-mail?!

290 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:55:45pm

This is kind of kool --brings back memories.

291 ethanxxx  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:55:57pm

re: #276 ggt

Well... did you like it? I did. I love the Big Band Sound. The first concert I ever went to was Benny Goodman. The second was Duke Ellington. The third was Black Sabbath. It's all good.

292 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:56:35pm

re: #279 realwest

Huh, whadda they sound like? (it's too late for me to turn on speakers).

Slowly ascending sine wave starting at about 40 hz and going up until you can't hear it anymore. Dogs can still hear it.

293 pat  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:56:37pm

Watching the Rev Eugene Rivers on Hannity tonite on (without skeletor). Wow. And he says Rev Wright is a dying anomaly in black churches. He charlatan.
Yesterday I heard a commentator, a conservative, who said that he attended several Jesse Jackson church sermons. Said they were Biblical and thoroughly Christian.
I feel better. I have attended churches in different cultures and religions. But the only directed racism I have heard from the pulpit is from Muslims and watching Rev Wright.

294 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:57:36pm

re: #271 realwest

Hi! I've been having troubles all night with my e-mail and think I've fixed it; could y'all send me a short e-mail so I can verify that I've fixed it?!

Sent.

295 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:57:43pm

re: #282 stevieray I dibs the "could they still think they can spin it away?" myself!

296 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:57:49pm
297 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:58:06pm

re: #284 taxfreekiller

The 2nd Amendment will be the first to go --THEN the 1st.

298 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:58:57pm

re: #280 Killian Bundy

I bluff more frequently than I should be allowed to get away with, certainly. But it's more of a position thing to bluff in online poker.

In face to face matches, I'll sometimes not even look at my cards. If I get the feeling I can move on a pot, I'll have a sense for what kind of bet will take it down.

This last hand tonight, the dude bet into me all-in. You just can't walk away with pocket kings. Gosh, I hate that kind of beat.

299 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 9:59:34pm

re: #291 ethanxxx

I love big band --been hopping around You Tube a bit tonite. It is the FNDT, afterall. :)

300 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:00:17pm

re: #294 LeePro Replied. Thank you kindly!

301 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:00:39pm

What is FNDT?

302 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:00:56pm

realwest --I replied, did you get it?

303 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:01:20pm
304 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:02:07pm

re: #301 rawmuse

Friday Night Drinking Thread --usually Charles starts us out with a Musical Post, but not always. Lizards usually continue the theme.

305 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:02:26pm

re: #301 rawmuse

Friday Night Dead Thread

306 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:02:41pm

oops

307 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:02:48pm

re: #301 rawmuse
Friday Night Drinking Thread!

308 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:03:15pm

re: #302 ggt Yes I did, thank you!

309 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:03:38pm

I take fresh coffee with cream and sugar, but I guess there are no hatchlings tonite. I'll have to get it myself --ugh!

;)

310 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:04:03pm

OK, I'll make some tea.

311 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:04:07pm

re: #308 realwest

You are welcome. How are you doin' tonite? Other than the email debacle.

312 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:04:39pm

re: #303 taxfreekiller Overwhelming fire power is the preferred answer, but if you don't have that, then bluff is better than surrender - hell surrender isn't even an option!

313 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:04:49pm

re: #298 Noam Sayin'

I'll sometimes not even look at my cards.

Excellent, just get to the flop by any means necessary!

/drives 'em absolutely nuts!

314 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:05:46pm

re: #285 realwest

HEY NOAM! Who'd you poke?!

No one, lately. The last girl I went out with was an admitted socialist (works in the public school system in minnesota - like I didn't see that one coming).

315 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:05:59pm

re: #301 rawmuse

What is FNDT?

Dude. Serious?

316 stevieray  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:06:03pm

Perhaps during the deeper analysis of the next two weeks someone will stumble over the immigration issue. Of course, then the electorate will get a well deserved tongue lashing!

317 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:06:23pm

re: #301 rawmuse

Where are the examples of the 'D' chord?

318 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:06:40pm

re: #311 ggt Well if I wasn't STILL SO PISSED OFF at Earthlink (I use their "Total Access" e-mail system) I'd be sound asleep - I be really damn tired tonight!
How are you doing - have you seen anything on the BOOK selections that made you want to go order the book?!

319 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:07:05pm

re: #315 Noam Sayin'

Dude. Serious?


all in 2, 7 off-suit

320 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:07:09pm

re: #276 ggt

I don't know what to think of this.

Whoa! Big band with tats!

321 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:08:13pm

re: #284 taxfreekiller

I like your style, and the way you type.
/lace cakes?

322 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:08:25pm

re: #317 mjazzguitar

Where are the examples of the 'D' chord?

They did not appear. Could be my own ignorance, but I followed the instructions. I got a note in to tech. But, really, I think they want me to pay the $, then I will get more space.

323 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:08:51pm

re: #316 stevieray I wouldn't bet on any of the British MSM tripping over it; they've managed to skip over or side step the issue all through the election campaign.
Sigh.

324 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:10:53pm

re: #318 realwest

Yes . . .If you saw my house, you would know I don't need to order anymore books. I have this bad habit of thinking, "Well, if I have time to clean, I have time to read."

Add to that a iPod with nothing but Audiobooks and Podcasts on it.

What have you been reading?

325 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:11:17pm

Eric and Mystery Train

326 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:11:28pm

re: #313 Killian Bundy

Excellent, just get to the flop by any means necessary!

/drives 'em absolutely nuts!

I find that maneuver quite liberating. Poker's not about playing your cards.

If you're ever interested in playing a friendly, free game of poker, I play in a league at Matty B's in Mpls on Thursday nights. I'll buy you a drink.

327 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:11:53pm

re: #283 ggt

Obligatory Book Schpeel:

Don't forget there is now a BOOK category in the linkys (spin-offs). Post what you are reading--or any book you'd like to recommend to other Lizards --and if you link thru Amazon --it counts as a donation to Charles!

You may now return to your regularly schedule thread.

I'm so proud of you, ggt!

328 Shug  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:12:13pm

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."


Peace out gang!

329 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:13:55pm

re: #324 ggt Just internet stuff about medicine and all that.
Burns my eyes and brains out, it does!

330 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:15:32pm

re: #328 Shug Augh! You better be taking off for the night after a joke like that!
LOL!
Goodnight Shug my friend!

331 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:15:58pm

I used to be (among other things) an on-line used book seller. I still have a bit of, a-hem, inventory. I think I can be considered Among the Gently Mad.

332 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:16:26pm

re: #327 Sarge1984

Aw, gee, shucks . . .thanks!

333 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:17:24pm

re: #317 mjazzguitar

Where are the examples of the 'D' chord?

Now I got it linked.

334 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:17:28pm

re: #326 Noam Sayin'

If you're ever interested in playing a friendly, free game of poker, I play in a league at Matty B's in Mpls on Thursday nights. I'll buy you a drink.

I'm pretty much retired.

/my eyesight's so bad I can no longer see the opponents' cards clearly, even with jumbo face, unless I physically lean over the table or ask and that gets irritating fast

335 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:17:46pm

Since no one has answered Rawmuse...

Friday
Night
Drinking
Thread

336 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:17:52pm

re: #328 Shug

So bad, I had to pass it on to my e-mail list.

337 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:19:19pm

I'm listening to the most awesome rendition of Thunder Road ever. Melissa Etheridge and Bruce Springsteen. I'm just in awe at how amazing the two sound together. To hell with their politics, the music is...just...damn.

338 Fat Jolly Penguin  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:19:31pm

re: #240 Mich-again

The spambots are evolving!

OMG!

Night everyone...

339 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:20:15pm

re: #324 ggt

Yes . . .If you saw my house, you would know I don't need to order anymore books. I have this bad habit of thinking, "Well, if I have time to clean, I have time to read."

Add to that a iPod with nothing but Audiobooks and Podcasts on it.

What have you been reading?

OMG!
You are ME!
Book far outweighs broom every time!

/we name our dustpuppies!

340 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:20:54pm

re: #339 LeePro

What are you reading?

(besides LGF)

341 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:21:38pm

re: #334 Killian Bundy

Well, it's hold'em, so you're not exactly allowed to look at your opponent's cards (I'll sit next to you).

If it's any encouragement, one of the league players is deaf mute. We're patient.

342 Kirly  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:23:57pm

Now that the Rev. Jeremiah Wright has declared Louis Farrakhan “one of the most important voices in the 20th and 21st Century,” let’s take a minute and explore a core belief of Farrakhan’s Nation of Islam.

Here is Farrakhan’s teacher, the Honorable Elijah Muhammad, describing how the white race was created (or “grafted”):

343 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:24:31pm

re: #333 rawmuse In Opera it comes out as a lot of symbols. I tried in IE & I think I need Adobe for that.

344 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:25:01pm

This is lovely.

345 coquimbojoe  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:25:55pm

re: #299 ggt

I love big band --been hopping around You Tube a bit tonite. It is the FNDT, afterall. :)

Hey GGT, try going to Pandora.com and type in a name of a big band band and it will come up with music from that band and others like it. It allows you to personalize internet radio to just what you want to hear - and its easy.

I don't have stock in it.

346 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:26:00pm

re: #343 mjazzguitar

In Opera it comes out as a lot of symbols. I tried in IE & I think I need Adobe for that.

All the graphic files are pdf. So, yes, that would make sense.

347 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:27:12pm

re: #345 coquimbojoe

Thanks!

348 itellu3times  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:27:29pm

re: #331 ggt

I used to be (among other things) an on-line used book seller. I still have a bit of, a-hem, inventory. I think I can be considered Among the Gently Mad.

I knew a guy like you, except he was doing it before there was such a thing as online, and somewhat recovered in recent years. I have a fair library myself, as do too many of my friends.

349 pat  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:28:26pm

re: #342 Kirly

You be the Ice People! LOL. Damn. So am I according to these freaks.

350 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:29:20pm

re: #340 ggt

What are you reading?

(besides LGF)

Mostly fiction... rotten lawyers and such...
John Lescroart, Robert Tannenbaum, Jonathan/Faye Kellerman, Joy Feilding, Linda Fairstein, Tami Hoag, John Sandford, just to name a few.

You?

351 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:29:21pm

re: #335 Noam Sayin'
Noam, Noam, Noam - you are supposed to read the other comments between one and yours and those that come after yours!
SEVERAL of us gave him that information!

Say...............you been riding that scooter without a helmet by any chance?!

352 coquimbojoe  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:29:26pm

re: #347 ggt

Thanks!

Welcome, let me know how you like it. I haven't been so excited about the internet since I signed up on LGF!

353 coquimbojoe  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:30:19pm

re: #349 pat

You be the Ice People! LOL. Damn. So am I according to these freaks.

That was a pretty cool hat though......

354 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:30:21pm

May 2nd, and 40 degrees here in the Twin Cities. We're expecting snow tomorrow, possibly. Not scooterin' weather. If there's any consolation, I hope it snows on the annual, In the Heart of the Beast Puppet & Mask Theater May Day Celebration, otherwise known as, "George Bush Sucks."

It's our little version of any one of Zombie's presentations.

355 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:32:36pm

re: #350 LeePro OMG, I LOVE John Sandford's work! Have read all of 'em, too!
Twins seperated at birth, indeed! LOL!

356 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:32:54pm

re: #341 Noam Sayin'

Well, it's hold'em, so you're not exactly allowed to look at your opponent's cards (I'll sit next to you).

If it's any encouragement, one of the league players is deaf mute. We're patient.

I'll think about it.

/pretty grim bus trip on a couple pretty grim routes

357 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:35:31pm

re: #350 LeePro I assume you've read all of Dashiel Hammett's works, no?

358 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:35:46pm

re: #351 realwest

Listen, smarty-pants...

Ok, well, you got me. I did a cursory glance upthread, but didn't notice anyone responding. This struck me as odd, and well... I've been drinking beer.

Okay, you outed me as being a little drunk on the FNDT. Happy now? ;)

359 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:36:11pm

re: #350 LeePro

The John Bolton memoir; 3 books about African-American History --which are very hard to get thru --one written by one of the first "civil rights" attorney's called the Invisible Empire --about the KKK. Very Difficult to read. I'm trying to get a better picture of ACTUAL history--it's amazing what we were NOT taught.

Mosty non-fiction right now.

360 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:36:54pm

re: #357 realwest

oooooohhhhhh, my son (14) just read the Maltese Falcon.

361 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:37:36pm

re: #358 Noam Sayin'

Woo-hoo!

Drink, Noam!

It's freaking Friday!

362 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:37:54pm

re: #352 coquimbojoe

Will do, won't be doin' it tonite as I'm fading. I put in my fav's so as not to forget!

363 stevieray  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:38:00pm

re: #323 realwest

I wouldn't bet on any of the British MSM tripping over it; they've managed to skip over or side step the issue all through the election campaign.
Sigh.

You may be right. I hope the massive smack down of the status quo will wake up a few of the elites, but it may not. They probably think they can tamp it down and ride it out.

I'm afraid that the Western elites have locked into the present course, and would rather face weekly riots in the streets than change their direction.

In fact, the EU recently passed a law that had the death penalty in it [buried deep in an asterisk, in codicil, in an appendix], but not for the murder of its citizens, only for insurrection against the government! That pretty much sums it up. The worst thing a European can do, in the eyes of the EU, is threaten their power and position.

Orwell was an optimist.

364 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:38:45pm

re: #358 Noam Sayin'
Quite, thank you! LOL! Here I was thinking you were trying to post and play poker at the same time and it turns out you were only swilling a few brewskis.

All of my idols have fallen!

Well, almost all!

365 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:39:01pm

I am reading a biography of Nathan Bedford Forrest. And no, not because I think he was a swell guy, he was not. But he was a superb General.

366 solomonpanting  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:39:14pm

A rather confused shopper is having trouble finding strawberries in the produce section. Finally, she asks the produce manager where the strawberries are located. "Sorry, Ma'am, but we're out of strawberries."
Undaunted, the woman continues to look for strawberries and after ten minutes asks the same manager the same question. Somewhat surprised, the manager replies "Ma'am, I told you, we have no strawberries."
After fruitlessly searching yet again for strawberries, the woman seeks out the manager and asks him if there are any strawberries.
"Ma'am", he replies, "How do spell the 'blue' in blueberries?"
"Uh, b-l-u-e."
"Yes", says the manager, "and how do you spell the 'black' in blackberries?"
"B-l-a-c-k", she responded.
"Correct", says the manager. "Now, how do you spell the 'fuck' in strawberries?"
"But, there ain't no 'fuck' in strawberries", she says.
"That's what I've been trying to tell you, Ma'am."

367 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:39:33pm

re: #355 realwest

OMG, I LOVE John Sandford's work! Have read all of 'em, too!
Twins seperated at birth, indeed! LOL!

I have read all of his, too, including the Kidd series. His newest!
Have not read his articles, interviews or non-fiction.

He is one of the best writers of our time!

368 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:41:21pm

re: #348 itellu3times

The thing is, I've read more books since I started selling. Titles I never would have looked at twice for myself--but looked saleable, I end-up reading and LOVING.

Friends don't let me buy anymore --when antiquing or even at goodwill. It's sad, very sad. I won't even buy a book for myself it isn't a first edition, hardcover with a perfect book jacket. I think I'm a goner.

369 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:42:04pm

re: #356 Killian Bundy


/pretty grim bus trip on a couple pretty grim routes

With the eyesight thing, I presume you don't drive. By my reckoning of your approximate whereabouts, it's the #21 down lake street, then the 14 from Bloomington Ave. into downtown, walking a couple blocks to Washington Ave.

I probably wouldn't let you take the bus home, and give you a lift.

370 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:42:20pm

re: #363 stevieray

How long before the moonbats say we need the same thing --because Europe is soooo ahead of us?

371 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:43:11pm

re: #357 realwest

I assume you've read all of Dashiel Hammett's works, no?

Alas! No, I have not [hanging head in shame].

Trying to think of name of another great author who died (1980s?)...

372 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:44:03pm

re: #360 ggt Ah, give him "Red Harvest" next - if he even liked the Maltese Falcon he's gonna love "Red Harvest"!
You did know that in real life, Dash was in fact a Private Investigator for the Continental Detective Agency (and got a book, "The Continental OP" out of it, didn't ya?

373 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:45:06pm

FNDT! Yup!

A bit of excellent choreography for you drunken masters out there.

374 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:45:08pm

re: #371 LeePro

Chandler?

375 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:46:01pm

re: #354 Noam Sayin'

Oh, and, Al Gore Can Kiss My Ass!

376 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:47:20pm

re: #359 ggt

The John Bolton memoir; 3 books about African-American History --which are very hard to get thru --one written by one of the first "civil rights" attorney's called the Invisible Empire --about the KKK. Very Difficult to read. I'm trying to get a better picture of ACTUAL history--it's amazing what we were NOT taught.

Mosty non-fiction right now.

Too heavy for me [dealing with bad shit in life right now]. Must read mystery, non-reality stuff. Will get back to serious reading after.

377 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:47:51pm

re: #367 LeePro OOH, I haven't read that one yet!
I've actually been not reading much lately - it's either LGF, TV and food with Mom or sleeping for me for quite a while, but I agree about Sandford.
Ya know it's the nom de ploome for a journalist who once won the Pulitzer Prize, didn't ya?
Figures, all the good journalists are gone. "Cept for some of the Milbloggers.

378 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:48:54pm

re: #372 realwest

No, I didn't. I can't think past Humphry Bogart. Hammit looked like that in real life didn't he?

Very interesting.

I think the history of Ian Flemming is very kool. I can't remember the whole circle of friends, but he and another author were in WWII and ended up writing successfully --another of their cohorts was the guy that wrote James and the Giant Peach. One of them married Patricia Neal. It's late --and those "tip of the tongue" experiences are getting more and more frequent.

(Not being able to say a word that is "on the tip of your tongue" is supposed to be sign of normal aging --ugh)

379 NY Nana  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:49:12pm

G'nite, all. I am wasted, but wanted to leave you a surprise! ;) Have you ever seen a spambot?

*wink* wink*

Sweet dreams!

380 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:49:40pm

OK book trivia:

What author is published in every category of the Dewey Decimal System?

381 Sarge1984  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:49:58pm

re: #375 Noam Sayin'

Yeah! My entire ass!

382 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:50:51pm

re: #379 NY Nana

Ah, that guy looks like he is 12 and sings like he is an old pro.

383 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:51:26pm

re: #346 rawmuse

Adobe used to take forever so i deleted it. I just installed it. Interesting.

384 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:51:54pm

re: #380 ggt

only because i googled it do i know, so i won't say

385 coquimbojoe  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:52:42pm

re: #379 NY Nana

G'nite, all. I am wasted, but wanted to leave you a surprise! ;) Have you ever seen a spambot?

*wink* wink*

Sweet dreams!

Those are some pretty sweet high wasted jeans he's wearing......

386 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:52:54pm

re: #374 ggt Did you know that Raymond Chandler himself paid hommage to Dash Hammitt - called him the originator of the Hard Boiled detective novels and hoped he (Chandler) could turn out half as good as Dash.
And of course, Dash was inspired by his lovely wife, Lillian Hellman, no mean writer she!

387 Kirly  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:53:54pm

re: #349 pat

You be the Ice People! LOL. Damn. So am I according to these freaks.

hey now. no messing with the ICE People. ain't you never heard o' shrinkage? i'll put the freeze on you!

hey! is that why the moslems in those third world countries hate us? 'cuz we be ice poeple and our mere presence causes shrinkage? heh.

388 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:53:57pm

re: #378 ggt

Also known as senior moments.
I actually used a reverse dictionary the other night to get a word I was looking for.

389 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:54:08pm

re: #376 LeePro

Robert Jordan --fantasy, sci-fi stuff. Not the best writing, but 11 books that will keep you occupied until you are finished with them. He died so the 12th and final in the series is being finished by someone (his son, I think).

I do mostly sci-fi for escapism.

A Lizard recommended Edward Cline's Sparrowhawk for historical fiction a couple of years ago. I went thru the first 5 books in about 3 weeks. I have the sixth--recently published--sitting on my shelf.

I also LOVE Ruth Rendell/Barbara Vine for Psychological Mystery/Thriller. Josephine Tey is very good also.

390 Killian Bundy  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:54:47pm

re: #369 Noam Sayin'

I'll think about it.

/although, there's not a beer bottle in sight, that's kinda scary

391 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:54:59pm

re: #374 ggt

Chandler?

No...
Murder mysteries and such...
I'm thinking William something?

392 realwest  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:55:26pm

Well y'all it's been grand and especially informative tonight, but I gotta get some sleep!

Hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

Goodnight everyone.

393 bosforus  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:56:29pm

i'm off to bed. enjoy your weekend!

394 Yankee Division Son  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:56:54pm

Poll: 58% Say Obama Full of Crap

HT: JawaReport

395 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:57:08pm

re: #386 realwest

I forgot about Lillian Hellman being his wife!

396 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:57:44pm

re: #388 mjazzguitar


LOL!

397 Kirly  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:57:58pm

re: #394 Yankee Division Son

Poll: 58% Say Obama Full of Crap

HT: JawaReport

58%? there is hope for the country after all. heh.

398 jainphx  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:58:47pm

Boy it sure is good to be able to post with some of the funniest, and knowledgeable people on the web. If I can figure this out, just a rank novice at this.

399 LEAST  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:59:46pm

re: #337 Sarge1984

I'm listening to the most awesome rendition of Thunder Road ever. Melissa Etheridge and Bruce Springsteen. I'm just in awe at how amazing the two sound together. To hell with their politics, the music is...just...damn.

Thanks for bringing this up. You're right, set aside their moonbat proclivities and just listen to 'em sing. Dayum, they's good.
In an ideal world, they'd just shut up and sing. Unfortunately . . .(sigh)

Not related to anything else on this thread, but there doesn't seem to be an Open Thread forthcoming:
Yesterday I passed by a local elementary school -- saw a sign that notified the local population that some important testing was upcoming and it was important to 1) get a good night's sleep, 2) have a good breakfast, and 3) study hard. There was another sign that told everyone that School started at 8 AM - under that it said, "TESTING HAS BEGAN"
Apparently grammar isn't a big priority there.

(maybe it's a LOL skule?)

400 Yankee Division Son  Fri, May 2, 2008 10:59:50pm

re: #397 Kirly

58%? there is hope for the country after all. heh.

:)

401 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:00:20pm

re: #377 realwest

OOH, I haven't read that one yet!
I've actually been not reading much lately - it's either LGF, TV and food with Mom or sleeping for me for quite a while, but I agree about Sandford.
Ya know it's the nom de ploome for a journalist who once won the Pulitzer Prize, didn't ya?
Figures, all the good journalists are gone. "Cept for some of the Milbloggers.

Not out 'til Tuesday, May 6.
Yes I knew about the newspaper and the Pulitzer and all. I'm a 3rd generation newspaper brat, so all that is of particular interest to me. My grandfather's cartoons against the KKK in the (Memphis) Commercial Appeal helped win that paper the Pulitzer back in the 1920s.

Journalism of old.

I am going to cry.

402 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:02:08pm

re: #390 Killian Bundy

They've had to readjust their offerings since they opened the place. You can get a bukkit of beer for $13 after 8:00. I usually give a couple away.

re: #373 Slumbering Behemoth

That's a great movie - one of the subjects of a paper I wrote in college on the Hong Kong school of martial arts movies. Some of what I documented in that paper, I was pleased to learn later, was still employed in Crouching Tiger...

403 Opilio  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:02:09pm

re: #378 ggt

--another of their cohorts was the guy that wrote James and the Giant Peach. One of them married Patricia Neal. It's late --and those "tip of the tongue" experiences are getting more and more frequent.

(Not being able to say a word that is "on the tip of your tongue" is supposed to be sign of normal aging --ugh

Roald Dahl

404 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:02:18pm

re: #398 jainphx

Boy it sure is good to be able to post with some of the funniest, and knowledgeable people on the web. If I can figure this out, just a rank novice at this.


It says you've been registered since '06. (?)

405 Noam Sayin'  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:02:58pm

Good night, y'all.

Weet dreams...

406 battletop2  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:03:48pm

Newsflash! Former Veep Algore, citing despondency after being caught peddling global warming fraud, was arrested early today and charged with attempted murder when he tried to strangle Punxatawney Phil, the groundhog. Algore claimed the "fat rodent" (Algore's words) sabotaged a hoped-for heatwave. Film @ 11.

407 Yankee Division Son  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:03:57pm

re: #404 mjazzguitar

Ruh-Roh...

408 coquimbojoe  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:04:01pm

re: #405 Noam Sayin'

Good night, y'all.

Weet dreams...

swet dreams to you too.....

409 coquimbojoe  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:04:34pm

re: #407 Yankee Division Son

Ruh-Roh...

I second the ruh-roh....

410 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:04:36pm

re: #403 Opilio

That's him! And he credited Saki as his inspiration.

411 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:05:10pm

Big INS raid here in the SF Bay Area. Mexican restaurant chain called "El Balazo" They got 63 illegals. Guy from the Mexican Consulate was just on the TV bitching about how INS did not give them advance notice of the raid. I am not making this up.

412 jainphx  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:05:57pm

Yeah it's a long story, just got a mac computer entered password for .mac and then couldn't remember the darn thing. like I sad I'm learning. Tonight with his option to re e-mail did the trick.

413 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:06:08pm

re: #402 Noam Sayin'

I loved Crouching Tiger --what did you think of the (Tip of Tounge -TOT--again) Flying Daggers movie?

414 mjazzguitar  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:06:09pm

re: #399 LEAST
I saw some apartments that said "Ocean Fourty"

415 Opilio  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:08:49pm

re: #412 jainphx

Be ye in metro Phoenix?

416 stevieray  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:09:29pm

re: #370 ggt

How long before the moonbats say we need the same thing --because Europe is soooo ahead of us?

Tomorrow? The day after?

The way they worship Europe is pathetic... especially because so few of them actually comprehend how different it is in reality.

Back in my bartending days, I got to know a cop from the Netherlands... he and his wife were in San Francisco for a few weeks, and they liked to hang out in dive bars like mine. He liked to tell stories about American tourists in Amsterdam who would get into legal trouble, and start demanding their rights. Not many understood that alot of the protections of the constitution are nonexistent over there.

He told me that the cops don't need a search warrant to enter a home, they only have to show their badge and demand entry! When I asked him how that could be, he showed me his badge, with the picture of the Queen on it, and said "She gave me permission."

The moonbats on the next stools were horrified... they always assumed Europe had more rights than us. A few eyes were opened that night!

417 jainphx  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:09:46pm

Yes north central Bell and 7TH st.

418 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:12:01pm

re: #389 ggt

I don't go for sci-fi much, although Nora Roberts does a pretty fair job on futuristic cops.

419 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:12:42pm

re: #416 stevieray

I think back in the day when the uber, idle rich spent the season in Europe --they began the awful habit of thinking the Europeans soo much more refined. But most of them had to come back to America to make the money that allowed them to season in the Riveria in the first place.

We separated ourselves from England for a reason . . .


grrrrrrrr

420 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:13:21pm

re: #418 LeePro

Have you read any of the the Walter Mosely Easy Rawlin's Mysteries?

421 Opilio  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:14:47pm

re: #417 jainphx

Yes north central Bell and 7TH st.

Welcome to the club. There's about 4-5 LGF semi-regulars in the valley - and at least 1 down Tucson way.

422 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:15:10pm

re: #398 jainphx

Boy it sure is good to be able to post with some of the funniest, and knowledgeable people on the web. If I can figure this out, just a rank novice at this.

Well, thanks, but it looks like you've been here almost 2 years and only posted 4 times!

Where ya' been?!?!?

423 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:17:30pm

re: #402 Noam Sayin'

I have a few of Chan's older films on VHS. To Kill With Intrigue is one of my favorites. I dig 'em mostly because of their similarities to spaghetti westerns, style wise.

/spaghetti easterns? chow mien westerns?
//whatever, it's good entertainment regardless.

424 jainphx  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:18:44pm

Never got registration e-mail, then every time a new registration came around I'd try again. Always got message I was registered but not activated till tonight.

425 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:20:06pm

re: #420 ggt

Have you read any of the the Walter Mosely Easy Rawlin's Mysteries?

Uh... not yet!
Is that four names or two people?

And who is it I'm trying to think of who died awhile back, but his novels are still hot? William something?

426 Opilio  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:21:38pm

re: #425 LeePro

Uh... not yet!
Is that four names or two people?

And who is it I'm trying to think of who died awhile back, but his novels are still hot? William something?

William Saroyan.

427 jainphx  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:22:07pm

Well it's late for us old guy's thanks for talking with me! Goodnight all hope to be here more often.

428 stevieray  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:22:36pm

Cold weather and bad healthcare to the rescue?

429 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:26:33pm

re: #420 ggt

re: #425 LeePro

Aha!
It wasn't William... it was Robert!
Robert Ludlum, one of the greatest fiction mystery writers of all time.
Twenty-one NYT Bestsellers!

430 rawmuse  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:27:43pm

Nytol! Don't drankg too mush.

431 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:27:55pm

re: #426 Opilio

Not William, after all.
Robert Ludlum. [see #429 above]

432 stevieray  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:29:14pm

Time to sleep. Goodnight all!

433 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:31:48pm

re: #425 LeePro

You've lost me on Williams --drawing a complete blank.

author: Walter Mosely
Character --Easy Rawlin's
first book in series: Devil in a Blue Dress --a very edited version of it was made into a movie with Denzel Washington --enjoyable and good movie, but not the same as the book.

434 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:34:04pm

re: #429 LeePro

You got Williams from Ludlum -- we are the same person!

LOL!

435 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:35:11pm

re: #424 jainphx

perserverance!

welcome --does he count as a hatchling? Does he need the speech --when he comes back?

436 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:38:44pm

re: #434 ggt

You got Williams from Ludlum -- we are the same person!

LOL!

No, no.
Not WilliamS (with an "s"). Just one William. You know, as in "Robert."

Makes perfect sense to me!

:O

437 ggt  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:39:23pm

re: #436 LeePro

Yes, now I see!

I gotta go to sleep now!

Weet Dreams all!

438 LeePro  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:40:05pm

re: #437 ggt

Yes, now I see!

I gotta go to sleep now!

Weet Dreams all!

I knew you would!

G'nite!

439 Macker  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:43:12pm

re: #10 Intrepid

I read today that Cuba is now allowing people to buy home computers! Wonder how that's going over.

Commie 64s, I'll bet!

440 wolfie  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:48:24pm

re: #439 Macker

Most people there can't afford a telephone, much less a computer!

441 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, May 2, 2008 11:54:49pm

The Rule of the Iron Fist (iron fist) demands I log off. G'nite Lizards!

/Straight On!

442 LeePro  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:03:13am

I may be old, but this is WAY-Y-Y-Y-Y too slow for me!

G'nite, beloved Lizards!

443 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:26:05am

re: #391 LeePro

No...
Murder mysteries and such...
I'm thinking William something?

Raymond Chandler wrote murder mysteries.....

The Big Sleep

/my personal favorite author, bar none

444 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:26:43am

re: #441 Slumbering Behemoth

The Rule of the Iron Fist (iron fist) demands I log off. G'nite Lizards!

/Straight On!

wimp.

/who just checked in: i'll cover for ya!

445 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:30:29am

re: #335 Noam Sayin'

Since no one has answered Rawmuse...

Friday
Night
Drinking
Thread

/CHANGE!

446 freetoken  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:41:21am

It's so dead around here... unusual... must be a sign that God is unpleased with all the ID talk around here.

447 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:43:46am

re: #426 Opilio

Have you had a chance to fashion a Mythbusters response to the video yet?

/no pressure

448 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:43:56am

or maybe the silence is by design?

just a thought. %-)

449 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:47:03am

since it's the FNDT, here's WPOD.

450 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:48:50am

re: #447 Killian Bundy

Have you had a chance to fashion a Mythbusters response to the video yet?

/no pressure

(well, hardly any. %-)

451 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:53:49am

re: #450 redc1c4

(well, hardly any. %-)

/can you read biochemical diagrams?

452 DesertSage  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:54:10am

*stumbles in*

Hey, what's up?

453 DesertSage  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:57:11am

Ha! I've got the place all to myself!

I'm gonna put my feet up on the coffee table.

454 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:58:34am

re: #451 Killian Bundy

/can you read biochemical diagrams?

yo Slick! check fire.......

i was referring to the "/no pressure" part of your post.

Hey Sage! whats good at the Crown City Brewery these days?

455 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:59:17am

re: #453 DesertSage

Ha! I've got the place all to myself!

I'm gonna put my feet up on the coffee table.

and i'll drink that beer you're not interested in......

/yummy!

456 DesertSage  Sat, May 3, 2008 12:59:35am

re: #454 redc1c4

I haven't been there in years.

457 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:01:10am

re: #456 DesertSage

I haven't been there in years.

po' you......

on porpoise, or just because of other life issues?

458 DesertSage  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:02:14am

re: #457 redc1c4

I'm not a big drinker.

459 littleoldlady  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:02:51am

re: #453 DesertSage

Ha! I've got the place all to myself!

I'm gonna put my feet up on the coffee table.

Just don't make a mess, okay?

460 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:03:47am

re: #452 Desert Sage

*stumbles in*

Hey, what's up?

/Noam plays poker on Thursdays at a yuppie wine bar?

461 DesertSage  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:04:03am

re: #459 littleoldlady

Just don't make a mess, okay?

OK. Can I have a fruit cup?

462 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:05:05am

re: #458 DesertSage

I'm not a big drinker.

more for me!

W00TN355!

463 littleoldlady  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:05:15am

re: #461 DesertSage

OK. Can I have a fruit cup?

Sure you can!

/in 55 minutes...

464 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:06:04am

re: #459 littleoldlady

Just don't make a mess, okay?

*now* you tell us......

/who's got the lawn blower & the shop vac? %-)

465 redc1c4  Sat, May 3, 2008 1:07:24am