Al Qaeda in Iraq?
I can't hear you.
*hands over ears - 'la la la la'*

/ typical lefty mode off

Let's hope they manage to keep him.

re: #2 shibumi

Let's hope they manage to keep him.

They will unless he get's brought before some EU judge.

That's not important.

What's important is whether or not he's being waterboarded as we speak.

Arrested by Iraqi police, no less! Apparently the idea that the Iraqis will someday learn to stand up their own forces and secure their own country has some merit....

Heeeeere, fishy, fishy!

"Glug, glug! I'll tell you everything I know!"

Help Wanted: Must be a committed Jihadist, hate infidels, have knowledge of rudimentary IED's, excellent powerpoint presentation skills, and yearning for 72 raisins.

Also, ability to start right away.

Harry Reid unavailable for comment. He is still wandering around Searchlight, NV. looking for Tommy.

I wonder what page the NYT will put this on?

But I thought the war was lost.

Bet he's on a direct flight to sunny Cuba.

re: #2 shibumi

Let's hope they manage to keep him.

If he stays in Iraqi hands ,, they'll keep him.

The only question is, will it be in a meat freezer or on the other side of the dirt !

I like this thread much more. Darwin? ID? yuchie-patooie

re: #10 Nevergiveup

I wonder what page the NYT will put this on?

Hopefully it won't take long for him to show up in the obituaries.

Heh. You mean his bowels didn't burst into flame when he hit the wall?

re: #12 Ward Cleaver

Club Gitmo's too good for this dickweed.

He's heading to new Europe. They got special skills in New Europe to deal with scum like this.

re: #17 BulgarWheat

Club Gitmo's too good for this dickweed.

He's heading to new Europe. They got special skills in New Europe to deal with scum like this.

Mad skillz!

re: #14 Golem Akbar

I like this thread much more. Darwin? ID? yuchie-patooie

I couldn't agree with you more!

I wonder if the Iraqi forces have anything against waterboarding...

Don't tell Obama about this. He might have to reconsider his position.

re: #5 stuiec

Arrested by Iraqi police, no less! Apparently the idea that the Iraqis will someday learn to stand up their own forces and secure their own country has some merit....

Call me skeptical, but I think the US military let them have the collar.

Otherwise:

I AM LEAVING NOW.

re: #18 Ward Cleaver

indeed, madskillz

re: #17 BulgarWheat

Club Gitmo's too good for this dickweed.

He's heading to new Europe. They got special skills in New Europe to deal with scum like this.

That's not rice pilaf, it's maggots!

re: #19 goddessoftheclassroom

Just hook him up to the Matrix.

re: #9 VegasRick

Harry Reid unavailable for comment. He is still wandering around Searchlight, NV. looking for Tommy.

Oh good, he made it back. Last I heard, they were still missing their village idiot.

re: #19 goddessoftheclassroom

I couldn't agree with you more!

I wonder if the Iraqi forces have anything against waterboarding...

Yeah, and maybe mortarboarding, too.[what the heck is it?]

"al-Masri, you got a phone call!"

/crank-up telephone

re: #19 goddessoftheclassroom

I couldn't agree with you more!

I wonder if the Iraqi forces have anything against waterboarding...

I think they do, it's not as effective as some of the other "techniques" they will use on him.

[Link: www.strategypage.com...]

Between mid-March and mid-April, al Qaeda suffered major losses in Iraq. American and Iraqi troops killed or captured 53 al Qaeda leaders. These include men in charge of entire cities (or portions of large cities like Mosul or Baghdad), as well as men in charge of various aspects of terror operations (making bombs, placing them or minding the bombers). Most important, nine of the ten most senior men involved, were captured, and interrogated. This led to locating more al Qaeda staff, and assets. Hundreds of weapons and explosives caches have been discovered this year, as a result of interrogating captured terrorists. The result has been a sharp fall in suicide bomber attacks, and the ones still carried out are against soft targets (civilians), including the recent funeral of two men earlier killed by terrorists. This was part of an al Qaeda campaign to force Sunni Arabs to switch sides again and support terrorism. But these attacks have the opposite effect, causing more hatred for al Qaeda.

All this is good news, meaning it's not reported. Face, any media outlet that puts out too much good news will go out of business. Bad news brings in the eyeballs and advertising revenue. Stories of desertion and desperation in Basra grab the headlines, while al Qaeda's travails are relegated to the back pages, if at all.

-James Dunnigan April 7, 2008.

STRATPAGE
FTW,
R

re: #4 Ben Hur

That's not important.

What's important is whether or not he's being waterboarded as we speak.

No but, I've heard they're using the atomic wedgie on him.

OT:

This is very funny: a MEMRI video of a muslim cleric extolling the virtues of virgins in paradise:

[Link: www.memritv.org...]

re: #25 Fat Jolly Penguin

Oh good, he made it back. Last I heard, they were still missing their village idiot.

We paid for his bus ticket and guide, so that we were sure he made it home.

World's Most Dangerous Job:

Leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq.

Average life expectancy: 6 months.

If that.

.

Great news, which is quite meaningless considering our possible next President is a poor bowler, lacks the cojones of his female opponent, and is likely to be Jimmy Carter redux on failed foreign policy.

If you don't think the Iranians, Chinese, and Russians will start shite to try and get over on Barry the Messiah, well I got a bridge to sell you. The nomination of this lightweight, but smooth talker, will initiate all kinds of things. Like, I expect Israel to go after the Iranian nuclear sites because they know they can't rely on Barry O if he gets elected.

On the other hand Rev. Al Sharpton will see it as all good.

Buckle up. Our country is in for a tough ride.

Waterboard his arse!

Got a Big Fish in Iraq?

Roll him in flour and toss him on the grille....

It would be nice if the net were a little bigger and dropped into several ponds around the world. Europe, anyone?

re: #32 VegasRick

We paid for his bus ticket and guide, so that we were sure he made it home.

Ah good. We lizardoids are so very generous, aren't we?

/that's gonna be a warm welcome...

Has Code Pinko named his replacement yet?

re: #24 Cap'n DOC

Just hook him up to the Matrix.

THE MACHINE!

re: #1 EC Marm

Al Qaeda in Iraq?
I can't hear you.
*hands over ears - 'la la la la'*

/ typical lefty mode off

Reminds of when Nancy Pelosi said, "There is no Al Qaeda in Iraq and I wish George Bush would stop using that.

What a dumbass this woman is. I'm surprised she can find her way in and out of the Capitol Building.

O.T.
a great man
[Link: www.blogsforjohnmccain.com...]

john gets support from Bud Day and obama gets support from ayers
nice contrast.

Just heard that the military is down playing these reports. Not sure what that means in terms of if they think it's real or not, just repeating what I just heard.

re: #7 Ward Cleaver

"Glug, glug! I'll tell you everything I know!"

You mean waterboarding?

How about making Abu Ayyub al-Masri watch re-runs of I Love Lucy?.....that will make anyone one crack....

re: #14 Golem Akbar

I like this thread much more. Darwin? ID? yuchie-patooie

Is that trademarked or can we steal it?!

re: #41 HDrepub

Reminds of when Nancy Pelosi said, "There is no Al Qaeda in Iraq and I wish George Bush would stop using that.

What a dumbass this woman is. I'm surprised she can find her way in and out of the Capitol Building.

She actually said that?! I thought the party line was that al-Qaida in Iraq didn't exist before we went there and would never have been created if we'd stayed away.

it is good news

re: #28 VegasRick

I think they do, it's not as effective as some of the other "techniques" they will use on him.

They're breaking out the Streisand AND the Celine Dione CDs....

re: #12 Ward Cleaver

I'll bet you he is NOT on a flight to Gitmo.

He's probably begging to be put on a flight to Gitmo.

Iraqi interrogators learned a lot about electro-genital shock therapy during Saddam's days...

re: #45 wolfie

Is that trademarked or can we steal it?!

Be my jest

re: #20 Golem Akbar

I didn't think he was capable of any other position than the one in which he inspects his own rectum visually. I still don't.

re: #48 Bill Dalasio

They're breaking out the Streisand AND the Celine Dione CDs....

C'mon, those guys never put those CD's away. The goats love Streisand and Celine Dione, gets em in the mood.

re: #52 VegasRick

C'mon, those guys never put those CD's away. The goats love Streisand and Celine Dione, gets em in the mood.

Oh boy, imagining someone trying to get a goat in the mood. Some lovey-dovey eyes, some champagne. Hilarious.

Gee, just when you learn the new guy's name, he's out the door. It's like trying to keep up with the names of the guys in Menudo.

Mark Steyn on Hugh Hewitt right now. Live feed.

Beginning next hour. Rebroadcast of Michael Yon interview.

Red Hot Chili Peppers nice and loud. Broke some detainee in Gitmo IIRC.

Another cartoon hate crime in Canada. Again the "human rights comission" has been invoked to squash free speech by the Islamists.

re: #51 Shr_Nfr

I didn't think he was capable of any other position than the one in which he inspects his own rectum visually. I still don't.

That's probably giving him more credit than he deserves. Just wait a few weeks, when he starts dishing on McCain, and gets back more than he ever expected. Popcorn time.

re: #53 bosforus

Oh boy, imagining someone trying to get a goat in the mood. Some lovey-dovey eyes, some champagne. Hilarious.

No ring?

re: #53 bosforus

Oh boy, imagining someone trying to get a goat in the mood. Some lovey-dovey eyes, some champagne. Hilarious.

Quick fact. 86% of all goats (100% of the males) in the ME are named Aisha.

I meant invoked by the islamists to stop free speech...

Can you waterboard a fish? Would that be considered torture? Maybe you airboard a fish.

Mark Steyn is great. Enjoy!

re: #60 VegasRick

Quick fact. 86% of all goats (100% of the males) in the ME are named Aisha.

Did someone say Aisha? :)

Make him watch speeches by Pelosi and Reid ..., on second thought that would be too cruel.

re: #49 WhiteRasta

I'll bet you he is NOT on a flight to Gitmo.

He's probably begging to be put on a flight to Gitmo.

Iraqi interrogators learned a lot about electro-genital shock therapy during Saddam's days...

He is probably in Camp Cropper. That is the High Value detention center located in Baghdad. Where they keep the big boys.

re: #59 MandyManners

No ring?

Hey cutie, do you like tin cans?

I hope we get Mookie soon.

re: #60 VegasRick

Speaking of Aisha, haven't seen her around for a looonnnggg time.

re: #67 bosforus

Hey cutie, do you like tin cans?

My Desert Eagle does.

re: #57 dak

Al Qaeda did not exist until the CIA and Mossad brought them to Iraq.

oh, and our illegal Iraq invasion caused 9/11.

re: #56 snowcrash

Red Hot Chili Peppers nice and loud. Broke some detainee in Gitmo IIRC.

Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now!

re: #72 WrathofG-d

Al Qaeda did not exist until the CIA and Mossad brought them to Iraq.

oh, and our illegal Iraq invasion caused 9/11.

We're the masters of time travel!

re: #70 MandyManners

My Desert Eagle does.

That's a bad*ss lookin' gun. Maybe your gun and the goats could take turns going at it with the Al-Qaeda guy.

re: #29 Render

while al Qaeda's travails entrails are relegated to the back pages, if at all.

Fixed it.

re: #57 dak

re: #74 MandyManners

Let us not forget that a Zionist Jew 1st invited the possibility of time travel. That insideous Einstein.

(others claim he was a Muslim)

re: #73 jamgarr

Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now!

re: #75 bosforus

That's a bad*ss lookin' gun. Maybe your gun and the goats could take turns going at it with the Al-Qaeda guy.

My gun would get cooties.

re: #13 sattv4u2

If he stays in Iraqi hands ,, they'll keep him.

I hope so. It seems that whenever terrorists are captured in the ME, and are thrown in prison, they go "missing" and "escape" on a fairly regularly basis.

The only question is, will it be in a meat freezer or on the other side of the dirt !

Maybe he'll end up doing a tour of the shopping malls of Baghdad...as a head on a pike.

That's also my plan for Osama....

re: #78 WrathofG-d

Let us not forget that a Zionist Jew 1st invited the possibility of time travel. That insideous Einstein.

(others claim he was a Muslim)

Fer real?

Gotta' go. Ya'll have a nice afternoon!

re: #82 MandyManners

Fer real?

^{No. well, not that I know of. But since some have claimed that America was founded by Muslims, Avraham was a muslim, and well everything else was created by Muslims...I just made an assumption and a joke.}

We've been teased before about al-Masri being killed. I say it's a wait and see report, like always in Iraq.

Unconfirmed report: Al Qaeda in Iraq al-Masri killed

May 1, 2007

Representatives from Iraq's Interior Ministry are reporting that Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, has been killed in a battle in the town of al-Nibayi, near Taji in Salahadin province. "We have definite intelligence reports that al Masri was killed today," Brigadier-General Abdul Kareem Khalaf, an Interior Ministry spokesman said. "We too have security and intelligence reports that Abu Ayyub al-Masri was killed as a result of fighting between insurgents and al Qaeda yesterday near Taji," said Deputy Prime Minister Barham Salih

LOLOLOL Mark Levin!

Arrested today and next week this pig will have broken or escaped from jail. Typical the way these things happen.

They should implant a tracking device in him so when he does escape, we can get him and the other apes and pigs he is with.

Just a thought...................

re: #85 ratherdashing

We've been teased before about al-Masri being killed. I say it's a wait and see report, like always in Iraq.

re: #70 MandyManners

I want a Desert Eagle .50

[Link: www.gunsandammomag.com...]

More power.....

McCain's plans to cut the budget

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel

First we kill 'em, then we capture him!

Yeah!

/ pee wee herman off

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel

Maybe he has been captured AND killed this time.

Dare we hope it's true?!
That would be good news indeed.

re: #89 WhiteRasta

I want a Desert Eagle .50

[Link: www.gunsandammomag.com...]

More power.....

What a beautiful weapon. It's like a James Bond gun....

I think I want one too!

How dare we capture their George Washington!

/Rosie or Mike

one can almost hear the gnashing of teeth and the rending of garments over at kos as another of their brave "freedom fighters" bites the dust.........

re: #84 WrathofG-d

^{No. well, not that I know of. But since some have claimed that America was founded by Muslims, Avraham was a muslim, and well everything else was created by Muslims...I just made an assumption and a joke.}

I got it. BTW, they did invent the "hula hoop of fire" though.

re: #96 VegasRick

I got it. BTW, they did invent the "hula hoop of fire" though.

Yes but it took a Jew to create the Blazing Saddle.

Another al-Masri. The name means "the Egyptian" and usually is a good indicator where he or his family came from. Look in the Jerusalem phone book--al Masri is the most common Arab family name

re: #98 freebird100

Another al-Masri. The name means "the Egyptian" and usually is a good indicator where he or his family came from. Look in the Jerusalem phone book--al Masri is the most common Arab family name

You can now white-out one of em !

OT from my dad just now:

Most people don't know that back in 1912, mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

re: #96 VegasRick

I got it. BTW, they did invent the "hula hoop of fire" though.

That'll never get past the Consumer Products Safety Commission, so I think it was a non-starter for the US market. Seems to be doing okay in the countries that allow jihadi training camps though.

Enjoy Club Gitmo!

re: #100 Fat Jolly Penguin

OT from my dad just now:

GROOOOOAAAANNNNNNN

(can't wait to tell that one at work tomorrow)

re: #55 HelloDare

Thank you for the link. I thought his best line was something like, if the Iraq war is a quagmire it is front page news for the MSM if it isn't a quagmire it's reported on page 29. True dat.

re: #102 blair21088

Enjoy Club Gitmo!

But did they read his his rights? Does he have an attorney? I hope the police didn't mishandle him and remembered to say "please," and "excuse me."

re: #100 Fat Jolly Penguin

I'm going to pretend I didn't even read that!

:D

re: #100 Fat Jolly Penguin

But the Titanic sank in April. Or it could have been the North Altlantic.

OT but amazing!:

Physical evidence of a chariot wheel found in the Red Sea prompts new look at the Holy Torah.

( ^{take that Ben Hur})

re: #100 Fat Jolly Penguin

OT from my dad just now:

Ahh ,, Hell Man !

re: #89 WhiteRasta

More power.....

Careful what ya ask fer.

Speaking of mayo......time to make BLTs for dinner.
Not Black Liberation Theology, folks!

re: #4 Ben Hur

That's not important.

What's important is whether or not he's being waterboarded as we speak.

One can always hope and dream.

~S~

re: #93 shibumi

What I want and what I can legally own are 2 different things.

So for home defense I have this:

[Link: www.orionsignals.com...]

Very scary.

The only problem is that if you miss the target, you set the house on fire.....

I thought these guys were supposed to go see the white grapes rather than surrender. Or is that just for the riff raff.

Of course, the Iraqi troops who arrested him have obviously sunk into the mire of racial self-hatred, having completely internalized the brutal racism of the imperialist Crusade ideology of the Republo-Christo-Fascist Chimpy McHallibushitler regime. They have turned on their own freedom fighters enforcing the will of their oppressors. It's sad, really.

/Reuters dispatch; first draft.

re: #113 WhiteRasta

What I want and what I can legally own are 2 different things.

So for home defense I have this:

[Link: