Al Qaeda in Iraq?
I can't hear you.
*hands over ears - 'la la la la'*

/ typical lefty mode off

Let's hope they manage to keep him.

re: #2 shibumi

Let's hope they manage to keep him.

They will unless he get's brought before some EU judge.

That's not important.

What's important is whether or not he's being waterboarded as we speak.

Arrested by Iraqi police, no less! Apparently the idea that the Iraqis will someday learn to stand up their own forces and secure their own country has some merit...

Heeere, fishy, fishy!

"Glug, glug! I'll tell you everything I know!"

Help Wanted: Must be a committed Jihadist, hate infidels, have knowledge of rudimentary IED's, excellent powerpoint presentation skills, and yearning for 72 raisins.

Also, ability to start right away.

Harry Reid unavailable for comment. He is still wandering around Searchlight, NV. looking for Tommy.

I wonder what page the NYT will put this on?

But I thought the war was lost.

Bet he's on a direct flight to sunny Cuba.

re: #2 shibumi

Let's hope they manage to keep him.

If he stays in Iraqi hands ,, they'll keep him.

The only question is, will it be in a meat freezer or on the other side of the dirt !

I like this thread much more. Darwin? ID? yuchie-patooie

re: #10 Nevergiveup

I wonder what page the NYT will put this on?

Hopefully it won't take long for him to show up in the obituaries.

Heh. You mean his bowels didn't burst into flame when he hit the wall?

re: #12 Ward Cleaver

Club Gitmo's too good for this dickweed.

He's heading to new Europe. They got special skills in New Europe to deal with scum like this.

re: #17 BulgarWheat

Club Gitmo's too good for this dickweed.

He's heading to new Europe. They got special skills in New Europe to deal with scum like this.

Mad skillz!

re: #14 Golem Akbar

I like this thread much more. Darwin? ID? yuchie-patooie

I couldn't agree with you more!

I wonder if the Iraqi forces have anything against waterboarding...

Don't tell Obama about this. He might have to reconsider his position.

re: #5 stuiec

Arrested by Iraqi police, no less! Apparently the idea that the Iraqis will someday learn to stand up their own forces and secure their own country has some merit...

Call me skeptical, but I think the US military let them have the collar.

Otherwise:

I AM LEAVING NOW.

re: #18 Ward Cleaver

indeed, madskillz

re: #17 BulgarWheat

Club Gitmo's too good for this dickweed.

He's heading to new Europe. They got special skills in New Europe to deal with scum like this.

That's not rice pilaf, it's maggots!

re: #19 goddessoftheclassroom

Just hook him up to the Matrix.

re: #9 VegasRick

Harry Reid unavailable for comment. He is still wandering around Searchlight, NV. looking for Tommy.

Oh good, he made it back. Last I heard, they were still missing their village idiot.

re: #19 goddessoftheclassroom

I couldn't agree with you more!

I wonder if the Iraqi forces have anything against waterboarding...

Yeah, and maybe mortarboarding, too.[what the heck is it?]

"al-Masri, you got a phone call!"

/crank-up telephone

re: #19 goddessoftheclassroom

I couldn't agree with you more!

I wonder if the Iraqi forces have anything against waterboarding...

I think they do, it's not as effective as some of the other "techniques" they will use on him.

[Link: www.strategypage.com...]

Between mid-March and mid-April, al Qaeda suffered major losses in Iraq. American and Iraqi troops killed or captured 53 al Qaeda leaders. These include men in charge of entire cities (or portions of large cities like Mosul or Baghdad), as well as men in charge of various aspects of terror operations (making bombs, placing them or minding the bombers). Most important, nine of the ten most senior men involved, were captured, and interrogated. This led to locating more al Qaeda staff, and assets. Hundreds of weapons and explosives caches have been discovered this year, as a result of interrogating captured terrorists. The result has been a sharp fall in suicide bomber attacks, and the ones still carried out are against soft targets (civilians), including the recent funeral of two men earlier killed by terrorists. This was part of an al Qaeda campaign to force Sunni Arabs to switch sides again and support terrorism. But these attacks have the opposite effect, causing more hatred for al Qaeda.

All this is good news, meaning it's not reported. Face, any media outlet that puts out too much good news will go out of business. Bad news brings in the eyeballs and advertising revenue. Stories of desertion and desperation in Basra grab the headlines, while al Qaeda's travails are relegated to the back pages, if at all.

-James Dunnigan April 7, 2008.

STRATPAGE
FTW,
R

re: #4 Ben Hur

That's not important.

What's important is whether or not he's being waterboarded as we speak.

No but, I've heard they're using the atomic wedgie on him.

OT:

This is very funny: a MEMRI video of a muslim cleric extolling the virtues of virgins in paradise:

[Link: www.memritv.org...]

re: #25 Fat Jolly Penguin

Oh good, he made it back. Last I heard, they were still missing their village idiot.

We paid for his bus ticket and guide, so that we were sure he made it home.

World's Most Dangerous Job:

Leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq.

Average life expectancy: 6 months.

If that.

.

Great news, which is quite meaningless considering our possible next President is a poor bowler, lacks the cojones of his female opponent, and is likely to be Jimmy Carter redux on failed foreign policy.

If you don't think the Iranians, Chinese, and Russians will start shite to try and get over on Barry the Messiah, well I got a bridge to sell you. The nomination of this lightweight, but smooth talker, will initiate all kinds of things. Like, I expect Israel to go after the Iranian nuclear sites because they know they can't rely on Barry O if he gets elected.

On the other hand Rev. Al Sharpton will see it as all good.

Buckle up. Our country is in for a tough ride.

Waterboard his arse!

Got a Big Fish in Iraq?

Roll him in flour and toss him on the grille...

It would be nice if the net were a little bigger and dropped into several ponds around the world. Europe, anyone?

re: #32 VegasRick

We paid for his bus ticket and guide, so that we were sure he made it home.

Ah good. We lizardoids are so very generous, aren't we?

/that's gonna be a warm welcome...

Has Code Pinko named his replacement yet?

re: #24 Cap'n DOC

Just hook him up to the Matrix.

THE MACHINE!

re: #1 EC Marm

Al Qaeda in Iraq?
I can't hear you.
*hands over ears - 'la la la la'*

/ typical lefty mode off

Reminds of when Nancy Pelosi said, "There is no Al Qaeda in Iraq and I wish George Bush would stop using that.

What a dumbass this woman is. I'm surprised she can find her way in and out of the Capitol Building.

O.T.
a great man
[Link: www.blogsforjohnmccain.com...]

john gets support from Bud Day and obama gets support from ayers
nice contrast.

Just heard that the military is down playing these reports. Not sure what that means in terms of if they think it's real or not, just repeating what I just heard.

re: #7 Ward Cleaver

"Glug, glug! I'll tell you everything I know!"

You mean waterboarding?

How about making Abu Ayyub al-Masri watch re-runs of I Love Lucy?...that will make anyone one crack...

re: #14 Golem Akbar

I like this thread much more. Darwin? ID? yuchie-patooie

Is that trademarked or can we steal it?!

re: #41 HDrepub

Reminds of when Nancy Pelosi said, "There is no Al Qaeda in Iraq and I wish George Bush would stop using that.

What a dumbass this woman is. I'm surprised she can find her way in and out of the Capitol Building.

She actually said that?! I thought the party line was that al-Qaida in Iraq didn't exist before we went there and would never have been created if we'd stayed away.

it is good news

re: #28 VegasRick

I think they do, it's not as effective as some of the other "techniques" they will use on him.

They're breaking out the Streisand AND the Celine Dione CDs...

re: #12 Ward Cleaver

I'll bet you he is NOT on a flight to Gitmo.

He's probably begging to be put on a flight to Gitmo.

Iraqi interrogators learned a lot about electro-genital shock therapy during Saddam's days...

re: #45 wolfie

Is that trademarked or can we steal it?!

Be my jest

re: #20 Golem Akbar

I didn't think he was capable of any other position than the one in which he inspects his own rectum visually. I still don't.

re: #48 Bill Dalasio

They're breaking out the Streisand AND the Celine Dione CDs...

C'mon, those guys never put those CD's away. The goats love Streisand and Celine Dione, gets em in the mood.

re: #52 VegasRick

C'mon, those guys never put those CD's away. The goats love Streisand and Celine Dione, gets em in the mood.

Oh boy, imagining someone trying to get a goat in the mood. Some lovey-dovey eyes, some champagne. Hilarious.

Gee, just when you learn the new guy's name, he's out the door. It's like trying to keep up with the names of the guys in Menudo.

Mark Steyn on Hugh Hewitt right now. Live feed.

Beginning next hour. Rebroadcast of Michael Yon interview.

Red Hot Chili Peppers nice and loud. Broke some detainee in Gitmo IIRC.

Another cartoon hate crime in Canada. Again the "human rights comission" has been invoked to squash free speech by the Islamists.

re: #51 Shr_Nfr

I didn't think he was capable of any other position than the one in which he inspects his own rectum visually. I still don't.

That's probably giving him more credit than he deserves. Just wait a few weeks, when he starts dishing on McCain, and gets back more than he ever expected. Popcorn time.

re: #53 bosforus

Oh boy, imagining someone trying to get a goat in the mood. Some lovey-dovey eyes, some champagne. Hilarious.

No ring?

re: #53 bosforus

Oh boy, imagining someone trying to get a goat in the mood. Some lovey-dovey eyes, some champagne. Hilarious.

Quick fact. 86% of all goats (100% of the males) in the ME are named Aisha.

I meant invoked by the islamists to stop free speech...

Can you waterboard a fish? Would that be considered torture? Maybe you airboard a fish.

Mark Steyn is great. Enjoy!

re: #60 VegasRick

Quick fact. 86% of all goats (100% of the males) in the ME are named Aisha.

Did someone say Aisha? :)

Make him watch speeches by Pelosi and Reid ..., on second thought that would be too cruel.

re: #49 WhiteRasta

I'll bet you he is NOT on a flight to Gitmo.

He's probably begging to be put on a flight to Gitmo.

Iraqi interrogators learned a lot about electro-genital shock therapy during Saddam's days...

He is probably in Camp Cropper. That is the High Value detention center located in Baghdad. Where they keep the big boys.

re: #59 MandyManners

No ring?

Hey cutie, do you like tin cans?

I hope we get Mookie soon.

re: #60 VegasRick

Speaking of Aisha, haven't seen her around for a looonnnggg time.

re: #67 bosforus

Hey cutie, do you like tin cans?

My Desert Eagle does.

re: #57 dak

Another cartoon hate crime in Canada. Again the "human rights comission" has been invoked to squash free speech by the Islamists.

In an interview with the Herald before the cartoon ran, Jamal said she wanted to sue the federal government for what her family has gone through and told the reporter, "I want millions," Leger noted.

"[MacKinnon] depicted her exactly the way she looks and used her own words, and that's the genius of cartooning that you're able to do that," he said.

And the words "F**k off you scumbag" were later heard being uttered.

Al Qaeda did not exist until the CIA and Mossad brought them to Iraq.

oh, and our illegal Iraq invasion caused 9/11.

re: #56 snowcrash

Red Hot Chili Peppers nice and loud. Broke some detainee in Gitmo IIRC.

Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now!

re: #72 WrathofG-d

Al Qaeda did not exist until the CIA and Mossad brought them to Iraq.

oh, and our illegal Iraq invasion caused 9/11.

We're the masters of time travel!

re: #70 MandyManners

My Desert Eagle does.

That's a bad*ss lookin' gun. Maybe your gun and the goats could take turns going at it with the Al-Qaeda guy.

re: #29 Render

while al Qaeda's travails entrails are relegated to the back pages, if at all.

Fixed it.

re: #57 dak

Another cartoon hate crime in Canada. Again the "human rights comission" has been invoked to squash free speech by the Islamists.

The proper response for this sort of intimidation is for every single media outllet to immediately publish the "offensive" material. Whether we're talking murder or lawsuits, the Islamists can't get everyone.
Unfortunately the MSM and things like the Canadian HRCs draw their ranks from the same pool of multi-cult appeasers.
THEY are the power, and speaking truth has therefore become passe.

re: #74 MandyManners

Let us not forget that a Zionist Jew 1st invited the possibility of time travel. That insideous Einstein.

(others claim he was a Muslim)

re: #73 jamgarr

Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now!

re: #75 bosforus

That's a bad*ss lookin' gun. Maybe your gun and the goats could take turns going at it with the Al-Qaeda guy.

My gun would get cooties.

re: #13 sattv4u2

If he stays in Iraqi hands ,, they'll keep him.

I hope so. It seems that whenever terrorists are captured in the ME, and are thrown in prison, they go "missing" and "escape" on a fairly regularly basis.

The only question is, will it be in a meat freezer or on the other side of the dirt !

Maybe he'll end up doing a tour of the shopping malls of Baghdad...as a head on a pike.

That's also my plan for Osama...

re: #78 WrathofG-d

Let us not forget that a Zionist Jew 1st invited the possibility of time travel. That insideous Einstein.

(others claim he was a Muslim)

Fer real?

Gotta' go. Ya'll have a nice afternoon!

re: #82 MandyManners

Fer real?

^{No. well, not that I know of. But since some have claimed that America was founded by Muslims, Avraham was a muslim, and well everything else was created by Muslims...I just made an assumption and a joke.}

We've been teased before about al-Masri being killed. I say it's a wait and see report, like always in Iraq.

Unconfirmed report: Al Qaeda in Iraq al-Masri killed

May 1, 2007

Representatives from Iraq's Interior Ministry are reporting that Abu Ayyub al-Masri, the leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, has been killed in a battle in the town of al-Nibayi, near Taji in Salahadin province. "We have definite intelligence reports that al Masri was killed today," Brigadier-General Abdul Kareem Khalaf, an Interior Ministry spokesman said. "We too have security and intelligence reports that Abu Ayyub al-Masri was killed as a result of fighting between insurgents and al Qaeda yesterday near Taji," said Deputy Prime Minister Barham Salih

LOLOLOL Mark Levin!

Arrested today and next week this pig will have broken or escaped from jail. Typical the way these things happen.

They should implant a tracking device in him so when he does escape, we can get him and the other apes and pigs he is with.

Just a thought...

re: #85 ratherdashing

We've been teased before about al-Masri being killed. I say it's a wait and see report, like always in Iraq.

Unconfirmed report: Al Qaeda in Iraq al-Masri killed

Maybe he has been captured AND killed this time.

re: #70 MandyManners

I want a Desert Eagle .50

[Link: www.gunsandammomag.com...]

More power...

McCain's plans to cut the budget

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel

First we kill 'em, then we capture him!

Yeah!

/ pee wee herman off

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel

Maybe he has been captured AND killed this time.

Dare we hope it's true?!
That would be good news indeed.

re: #89 WhiteRasta

I want a Desert Eagle .50

[Link: www.gunsandammomag.com...]

More power...

What a beautiful weapon. It's like a James Bond gun...

I think I want one too!

How dare we capture their George Washington!

/Rosie or Mike

one can almost hear the gnashing of teeth and the rending of garments over at kos as another of their brave "freedom fighters" bites the dust...

re: #84 WrathofG-d

^{No. well, not that I know of. But since some have claimed that America was founded by Muslims, Avraham was a muslim, and well everything else was created by Muslims...I just made an assumption and a joke.}

I got it. BTW, they did invent the "hula hoop of fire" though.

re: #96 VegasRick

I got it. BTW, they did invent the "hula hoop of fire" though.

Yes but it took a Jew to create the Blazing Saddle.

Another al-Masri. The name means "the Egyptian" and usually is a good indicator where he or his family came from. Look in the Jerusalem phone book--al Masri is the most common Arab family name

re: #98 freebird100

Another al-Masri. The name means "the Egyptian" and usually is a good indicator where he or his family came from. Look in the Jerusalem phone book--al Masri is the most common Arab family name

You can now white-out one of em !

OT from my dad just now:

Most people don't know that back in 1912, mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

re: #96 VegasRick

I got it. BTW, they did invent the "hula hoop of fire" though.

That'll never get past the Consumer Products Safety Commission, so I think it was a non-starter for the US market. Seems to be doing okay in the countries that allow jihadi training camps though.

Enjoy Club Gitmo!

re: #100 Fat Jolly Penguin

OT from my dad just now:

GROOOAAANNN

(can't wait to tell that one at work tomorrow)

re: #55 HelloDare

Thank you for the link. I thought his best line was something like, if the Iraq war is a quagmire it is front page news for the MSM if it isn't a quagmire it's reported on page 29. True dat.

re: #102 blair21088

Enjoy Club Gitmo!

But did they read his his rights? Does he have an attorney? I hope the police didn't mishandle him and remembered to say "please," and "excuse me."

re: #100 Fat Jolly Penguin

I'm going to pretend I didn't even read that!

:D

re: #100 Fat Jolly Penguin

But the Titanic sank in April. Or it could have been the North Altlantic.

OT but amazing!:

Physical evidence of a chariot wheel found in the Red Sea prompts new look at the Holy Torah.

( ^{take that Ben Hur})

re: #100 Fat Jolly Penguin

OT from my dad just now:

Ahh ,, Hell Man !

re: #89 WhiteRasta

More power...

Careful what ya ask fer.

Speaking of mayo...time to make BLTs for dinner.
Not Black Liberation Theology, folks!

re: #4 Ben Hur

That's not important.

What's important is whether or not he's being waterboarded as we speak.

One can always hope and dream.

~S~

re: #93 shibumi

What I want and what I can legally own are 2 different things.

So for home defense I have this:

[Link: www.orionsignals.com...]

Very scary.

The only problem is that if you miss the target, you set the house on fire...

I thought these guys were supposed to go see the white grapes rather than surrender. Or is that just for the riff raff.

Of course, the Iraqi troops who arrested him have obviously sunk into the mire of racial self-hatred, having completely internalized the brutal racism of the imperialist Crusade ideology of the Republo-Christo-Fascist Chimpy McHallibushitler regime. They have turned on their own freedom fighters enforcing the will of their oppressors. It's sad, really.

/Reuters dispatch; first draft.

re: #113 WhiteRasta

What I want and what I can legally own are 2 different things.

So for home defense I have this:

[Link: www.orionsignals.com...]

Very scary.

The only problem is that if you miss the target, you set the house on fire...

Just make sure you have a very Very VERY good homeowners policy !

obama: aqi wasn't there until we went there.
intrepid blogger: where were they?
obama: on their way here. i mean . . . uh . . . where's the teleprompter?

Looking good indeed. I hope it is confirmed, and I truly hope this bears fruit for the allied forces. I guess it's "wait and see" for now, but I am gonna play the optimistic and crack a cold anyhow.

:toasts Iraqi law enforcement:

re: #116 sattv4u2

Just make sure you have a very Very VERY good homeowners policy !

Ooh. We used to sell those; they're cool. But definitely not for indoor use. Or outdoor if you have a lot of trees. Or neighbors.

re: #113 WhiteRasta

What I want and what I can legally own are 2 different things.

So for home defense I have this:

[Link: www.orionsignals.com...]

Very scary.

The only problem is that if you miss the target, you set the house on fire...

What I want next... a bit steep, but rock solid.

He's getting ready for the nice Virgin of paradese

Warning: Not safe for human eyes. But, you'll peek anyway.

re: #116 sattv4u2

I do!

I travel a lot and both daughters and my wife know how to use it.

It lets me sleep well in hotels...

It is chaos, we have lost, Iraq can't mange themselves. Iraq has failed. We must retreat now!

/moonbat off

re: #121 Allah al Fubar

He's getting ready for the nice Virgin of paradese

Warning: Not safe for human eyes. But, you'll peek anyway.

I'm on to your games... not gonna' look... not gonna' look... not gonna' look...
*click*

AAAGGGHHH!

re: #121 Allah al Fubar

He's getting ready for the nice Virgin of paradese

Warning: Not safe for human eyes. But, you'll peek anyway.

Thanks for the warning, I peeked, now I am blind. Thanks.

re: #90 Dar ul Harbarian

I think the 365 rule ought to apply to all Onion reports...

re: #120 jcm

Sweet, but a bit cumbersome to get out at a moment's notice...

Also, totally illegal in Canuckistan...

OK -

48 Hour Rule Everyone. And HOPE LIKE HELL the report is correct. Remember, captured by Iraqi forces in Iraq, he may well be doing the Saddam Shuffle soon. -S-

Obama offered to talk to him .. so it must be real.

re: #19 goddessoftheclassroom

I couldn't agree with you more!

I wonder if the Iraqi forces have anything against waterboarding...

Check out Micheal Yon. They would do much worse, if not for our guys showing them the way.
And the previous despot of Iraq did much worse than that.
(Abu Gharib was once synonymous with something more than "forced crossdressing")

re: #121 Allah al Fubar

He's getting ready for the nice Virgin of paradese

Warning: Not safe for human eyes. But, you'll peek anyway.

She spoke at my university once. She ranted about W for about 15 minutes before condescendingly saying that he was the most conservative president in the last 50 years at which point our audience of a couple thousand erupted in applause. She looked up and said, "am I in enemy territory?" BYU. You bet she was.

re: #120 jcm

Wouldn't buckshot be a bit more salutory than a flaregun?

I pray that he talks his little head off and gives up all he knows.

OT, but funny --- James Taranto's comment on the news that George McGovern (yes, he's still alive) has switched from being a Hillary supporter to being an Obamaboy.

Do you think George McGovern really has the best interests of the party at heart? Think about it. For 36 years he has been known as the guy who lost 49 states, and that's got to grate. For 24 years he has been known as the first guy who lost 49 states. George McGovern is 85 years old. He won't get many more chances to see someone lose 50 states.

I'm terribly skeptical on this one. If it had been Iraqi Commandos, Iraqi Special Forces, or heck, even an Iraqi Navy Shore Patrol I would find it more believable than the infamous Mosul Police.

On the other hand, Mosul is where alot of our boys are working hard, so it is quite possible there is truth in the story. I sure hope so and I also hope the waterboard is ready.

re: #127 WhiteRasta

Sweet, but a bit cumbersome to get out at a moment's notice...

Also, totally illegal in Canuckistan...

My home defense and carry piece are probably also frowned on in Canada.

My daughter just designed a new T-shirt for her web business, AmericanBumperSticker.com. It's called Dance to the Beat and I think her art has really improved from her earlier work.

I'm so Proud!

re: #132 sojerofgod

Wouldn't buckshot be a bit more salutory than a flaregun?

Scatter gun is for the misses, point and pull, double ought works well. I prefer aimed fire.

re: #135 der chosid

please torture him for all the info he is worth and then to death and wrap him in pigskin so he goes straight to hell

Wow. Most newbie's say "I'm In!" or some such thing.

re: #104 GeeWiz

Hewitt has Steyn on every Thursday. Hitchens on Wednesday.

re: #140 VegasRick

If I could give you more than one ding up I would.

re: #139 jcm
I load up 0 buck for the scattergun, cuz i worry about pistol rounds going through too many walls and hitting one of my kitties or something. 2 layers of 1/2" gyp board do not make much of a barrier!

re: #141 HelloDare

Thanks, I shall make note.

re: #142 Cap'n DOC

If I could give you more than one ding up I would.

Thanks, just saying.

re: #111 wolfie

Speaking of mayo...time to make BLTs for dinner.
Not Black Liberation Theology, folks!

A BLT - we put in a fried egg to make a BELT - yum!

re: #131 bosforus

She spoke at my university once. She ranted about W for about 15 minutes before condescendingly saying that he was the most conservative president in the last 50 years at which point our audience of a couple thousand erupted in applause. She looked up and said, "am I in enemy territory?" BYU. You bet she was.

Forget about waterboarding. Tape his eyelids open and show him pictures of Helen Thomas naked.

re: #147 Alouette

Forget about waterboarding. Tape his eyelids open and show him pictures of Helen Thomas naked.

Now THAT's a human rights violation if I've ever heard one.

re: #147 Alouette

that's too cruel!

You monster!

re: #147 Alouette

Forget about waterboarding. Tape his eyelids open and show him pictures of Helen Thomas naked.

Omigawd. Cruel and unusual punishment...

re: #146 debutaunt

Thank you for helping me make my choice for dinner. (hint: I live alone, meaning I have no life so sue me but I get to eat what I want, so there!).

re: #140 VegasRick

Wow. Most newbie's say "I'm In!" or some such thing.

Most Newby's also don't flagrantly violate the site standard too.

re: #147 Alouette

Now that's torture. Intersperse that with reel-to-reel footage of all the Democrat debates and he'll sing like a bird.

re: #152 CyanSnowHawk

A little subtlety never hurts...

re: #153 CommonCents

Now that's torture. Intersperse that with reel-to-reel footage of all the Democrat debates and he'll sing like a bird.

And the occasional Cindy Sheehan speech.

re: #155 Fat Jolly Penguin

Stop it! You're making my skin crawl.

re: #153 CommonCents

Now that's torture. Intersperse that with reel-to-reel footage of all the Democrat debates and he'll sing like a bird.

Actually, he would feel emboldened knowing that if he can hold on until November, help is on the way if the DEMS win !

Michelle Obama baby pic,, so cute!

Caution: May inspire memories of better days, better times.. before AlGorebal warming and the days of Dhimmah Cartah.

re: #158 Allah al Fubar

Michelle Obama baby pic,, so cute!

Caution: May inspire memories of better days, better times.. before AlGorebal warming and the days of Dhimmah Cartah.

look at the sadness in "her" eyes ,,, you KNOW she's not proud of America there!

re: #155 Fat Jolly Penguin

And the occasional Cindy Sheehan speech.

Looking at Helen Thomas while listening to Cindy Sheehan -- Kinky ...

Real torture

/from a parent who has a chirrens in gymnastics, football, cheerleading and honor role studies.

re: #158 Allah al Fubar

Ill-advised post IMO. I imagine you meant nothing by it, but it is juicy red meat for those that wish to bad mouth The LGF.

Just a friendly opinion

re: #158 Allah al Fubar

Michelle Obama baby pic,, so cute!

Caution: May inspire memories of better days, better times.. before AlGorebal warming and the days of Dhimmah Cartah.

Now I gotta clean off the keyboard.

ROTFL!

Just out of curiousity, is anyone on here in Grand Rapids, MI? I received my first positive reception to my Jihad Watch bumper sticker a couple days ago. I've been driving around with it for 4 years now.

re: #160 Lucius Septimius

Looking at Helen Thomas while listening to Cindy Sheehan -- Kinky ...

I wonder if the CIA has tapes of Thugo and Shehag...

re: #159 sattv4u2

look at the sadness in "her" eyes ,,, you KNOW she's not proud of America there!

That was befoe the day of pridenessdesses.

re: #162 WrathofG-d

Ill-advised post IMO. I imagine you meant nothing by it, but it is juicy red meat for those that wish to bad mouth The LGF.

Just a friendly opinion

I doubt that they'd know who this pic was of, the era, etc... . Do you?

Remarkable resemblence, though.

Forget Gitmo...send to Pelican Bay. Passing him around between the nice fellas there should loosen him up.

re: #159 sattv4u2

I meant to ding it down, not up. Can I borrow somebody's down ding.

re: #137 jcm

Sweet! Remind me not to mug you, one dark and stormy night!

Very un PC up here in Canuckistan...

re: #156 CommonCents

Stop it! You're making my skin crawl.

re: #165 jcm

I wonder if the CIA has tapes of Thugo and Shehag...

Scary, but not entirely unexpected.

re: #151 GeeWiz

Thank you for helping me make my choice for dinner. (hint: I live alone, meaning I have no life so sue me but I get to eat what I want, so there!).

Good choice!

re: #171 Fat Jolly Penguin

Scary, but not entirely unexpected.

I think I can see his tongue ..

Well, okay, but kind of torn between ' yay' and 'yawn', since those terrorist pieces of human debris are like whack-a-moles...
Get one, and another one just pops right up in the same old checkered keffiyah.

re: #151 GeeWiz

Here is some food porn for you:

[Link: allrecipes.com...]

Tried it. Very nice.

Speaking of torture

OT: Code Pink Protesters Try Witchcraft at Anti-Marine Rallies

Voodoo Dolls?

Booga! Booga!

Working as a cop? Challenging.

Crowd Control? Usually annoying.

Holding the Sheehag? Combat duty extra pay.

Looking at Helen Thomas while listening to Cindy Sheehan -- Kinky ...

Well, I was about to eat, but...

That's a modality we might try at Gitmo. Worse than waterboarding, for sure.

OMG Code Pink strikes in... Iran!

re: #176 Electron Shuffler

Then, they will try Gore-Bull Warming...

Witchcraft with a different name... Just laughable..

re: #176 Electron Shuffler

Speaking of torture

OT: Code Pink Protesters Try Witchcraft at Anti-Marine Rallies

Voodoo Dolls?

Booga! Booga!

Nice to see they're remaining in character. Actually, this tells you all you ever needed to know about the loony left and what they really stand for.

re: #177 Allah al Fubar

First stop, the de-lousing showers...

Ex-talk show host Bernie Ward admits to distributing child pornography

re: #133 steve

I pray that he talks his little head off and gives up all he knows.

and then hangs himself in the cell.

re: #180 WhiteRasta

Then, they will try Gore-Bull Warming...

Witchcraft with a different name... Just laughable..

Absolutely, and so is Obama's hopium of the asses. His "change" mantra is a promise of magic.

The "progressive" wing of the democrat party wants to bring us back to the political ideologies of 1600.

re: #78 WrathofG-d

Time travel? Shucks Muslims do it every day in going back to the 7th century from the 21st.

re: #182 tradewind

First stop, the de-lousing showers...

Nah, not de-lousing. A private room.

re: #167 Allah al Fubar

Of course, its alfalfa...but it also says so in the "link line".

I was just voicing my opinion. I'm not the one who monitors what is allowed on this site. If its ok with Charles...then it stays.

Here is the latest contribution to World Peace by ex-POTUS James Earl Carter.

A human rights crime

God just ain't makin' 'em like Jimmy these days ...

re: #168 rcris5

You never can tell he might have Arafat tastes. Although if I remember my stuff written about his behaviour in Romania, he was a top.

re: #86 bosforus

LOLOLOL Mark Levin!

what did he say?

re: #185 Lucius Septimius

They are the clowns of the left. I can only laugh at them.
Meanwhile we have characters such as Mr Al-Muhajir who would like to see all of us submitting to him and his ilk. Or if not, our heads on pikes.

re: #188 WrathofG-d

Of course, its alfalfa...but it also says so in the "link line".

I was just voicing my opinion. I'm not the one who monitors what is allowed on this site. If its ok with Charles...then it stays.

Wrath, I have a ton of respect for you.. honestly.

The photo is of a young Buckwheat.

Alfalfa is white with freckles and hence part of the invention of the AIDS creation crew pursuant to the Obama/Wright Doctrine. Alfalfa dated Darla and had several mishaps during talent show contests. He also had chickens that pecked at his annoying cow-lick which rested at the top of his shiny dark haired cranium.

If you're young and have never seen "Our Gang" series, I highly recommend it for old and young. Quite entertaining.

re: #183 Onslow

...and you just know that up at HillaryCentral, Harold Ickes has been dispatched to suss out any possible Obama connection.
**/kostrolls, don't get in a wad, just messin' with you/

re: #170 WhiteRasta

Sweet! Remind me not to mug you, one dark and stormy night!

Very un PC up here in Canuckistan...

I just have to be very careful when I head up to B.C. NOT WEAR IT! They tend to get a little perturbed at the border with such things.

re: #189 Temujin

Praise be to the powers that are that they are not.

Awesome...am I really in? Hello everyone, drinks are on me, Ive been waiting to say that for a long time here. Full bar, step up and place your order and then a toast, To Charles and his awesome blog!

re: #189 Temujin

In Jimmah's case, it's more like Whirled Peas-brain.

re: #189 Temujin

Here is the latest contribution to World Peace by ex-POTUS James Earl Carter.

A human rights crime

God just ain't makin' 'em like Jimmy these days ...

Rabbit Bait opening his pie hole is the crime.

re: #189 Temujin

Here is the latest contribution to World Peace by ex-POTUS James Earl Carter.

A human rights crime

God just ain't makin' 'em like Jimmy these days ...

Ever hear of Barrak Obama?

Let's hope that this douche bag STAYS arrested...

It seems that all of the bases have been covered in this thread.
So I present:
---
If the UN was running Iraqi security:

Abu: I am Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir, you caught me. I give up.
UN Hack: Really? Let me check. (Looks at wanted poster).

UN Hack: (Looking back at Abu) You gotta be kidding... Right?
Abu: Nope.

UN Hack: (Looks back between wanted poster and Abu several times.) Middle name is Hamza, correct?
Abu: That's right.

UN Hack: (Shows Abu the wanted poster) The picture, It's a really striking resemblance, don't you think?
Abu: That's because it's a picture of me.

UN Hack: Ok, you are free to go. Oh, by the way, your monthly check cleared the bank.
Abu: Thanks, see you next week.

UN Hack: Say hello to Fatima for me.
---
Time for dinner!

re: #183 Onslow

Ex-talk show host Bernie Ward admits to distributing child pornography

Wow! He's getting at least five years! I guess his excuse about "researching a book" was a lie... if it were true, he would never agree to such a long prison term.

re: #203 stevieray

Wow! He's getting at least five years! I guess his excuse about "researching a book" was a lie... if it were true, he would never agree to such a long prison term.

He is just a disgusting man.

re: #203 stevieray

You can bet that the DA was holding more cards, and dropped some charges in the plea bargain.

re: #200 Nevergiveup

I must admit, you have a point !

Got a big fish?

What kind of bait? Worms? Cheese? Raisins?

re: #197 NewEnglandPatriot

Where in NE?

P.S. Welcome grasshoppah

re: #207 Racer X

Got a big fish?

What kind of bait? Worms? Cheese? Raisins?

Dynamite -- the bait fish always rise to.

re: #207 Racer X

Got a big fish?

What kind of bait? Worms? Cheese? Raisins?

72 White Raisins in the Sun.

re: #201 tunnelrat

Let's hope that this douche bag STAYS arrested...

That, sir, is EXACTLY my concern.

Those effin fwench will poke their useless noses in, along with Russia, China, NK, and, of course, the rest of the ME members of the UN insecurities council, and claim that for the betterment of the process of peace Maswee should be allowed to repent and become a member of the Iraqi parliament.

You wait and see.

Just you wait.

re: #207 Racer X

Depends on the type of fish.

re: #210 jcm

72 Typical White Raisins in the Sun.

re: #209 Lucius Septimius

Ah, the old Palestine Fishin' Line...

re: #208 Allah al Fubar
Hey, Im from Plymouth, Massachusetts. The place the Pilgrims landed 3rd.

Can't think of a better TNDT. Couple that with Operation Chaos and an improving economy, things are looking good for McCain. For what that's worth.

re: #209 Lucius Septimius

Dynamite -- the bait fish always rise to.

Every Sunday afternoon everyone in the neighborhood would meet at the nearby cross roads and country store to compare their weekend catches. Everyone had normal size fish except this one old farmer who had always brought in huge fish. The game warden heard about this and showed up one Sunday afternoon. After inspecting the old farmers fish, he turned to the farmer and said "If you don't show me your fishing spot , I'm going to have to close you down." The farmer replied by telling him to come out to the farm in the morning and he would take him fishing. The next morning the game warden shows up with his pole and the farmer tells him to climb onto the tractor. They head out into this big field until they come to a little pond. The warden is scratching his head because all he sees is a rotten old skiff, when he expected a large lake and something closer to a yacht. The farmer said to get in and they start rowing out to the middle. About this time the warden notices that there are no fishing poles. As he is about to say something, the farmer reaches into a box and pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it into the pond. After the water and smoke settle, he paddles around picking up the fish. The warden's jaw is on the deck. He can't talk for a minute. When he finds his voice, he starts in on the farmer about how he can't believe what just happened and starts screaming to the farmer about all the regulations he has broken. While this is taking place the farmer calmly reaches into the box grabs another stick of dynamite, lights it, hands it to the warden and asks him if he is going to fish or talk.

re: #214 tradewind

Ah, the old Palestine Fishin' Line...

Exactly. Not to be confused with the Iranian Fission line ...

re: #193 Allah al Fubar

ok, I screwed up. I thought it was Buckwheat. (even had the link to prove it) but when I saw the "link line" say "Alfalfa" I messed up, and just wrote that. Which in hind sight is stupid as, I believe, Alfalfa was the nerdy one with the spike/pin head. I probably, should have stuck with my first choice, instead of making an ass of myself. My mistake.

I have actually watched "our gang" alot. Not enough to memorize every name of every character...but enough to have instantly recognized where that pic came from. (but not enough to not have made my stupid mistake)

Eitherway, my original statement stand but so does my follow up that its NOT my decision, so...since its still here..I might just be being too sensitive.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62169706@N00/12380804 00/

Like, anywhere near here?

i bet the "big fish" talks without too much sauteing in the skillet. all the big ones are cowards calling for their mommy. remember the horrible evil sheik kalid mohammed. he lasted 30 seconds w/ the waterboarding until he squealed and squealed. i think it's important to to get the word out abt. these spineless assh*oes when they give it up sooo fast.

re: #217 jcm

LOL!

re: #215 NewEnglandPatriot

Hey, Im from Plymouth, Massachusetts. The place the Pilgrims landed 3rd.

PLYMOUTH?

re: #1 EC Marm

re: #219 WrathofG-d

ok, I screwed up. I thought it was Buckwheat. (even had the link to prove it) but when I saw the "link line" say "Alfalfa" I messed up, and just wrote that. Which in hind sight is stupid as, I believe, Alfalfa was the nerdy one with the spike/pin head. I probably, should have stuck with my first choice, instead of making an ass of myself. My mistake.

I have actually watched "our gang" alot. Not enough to memorize every name of every character...but enough to have instantly recognized where that pic came from. (but not enough to not have made my stupid mistake)

Eitherway, my original statement stand but so does my follow up that its NOT my decision, so...since its still here..I might just be being too sensitive.

Well, you know what, Wrath? I've read your posts for years and I'm with you on this. If the big C deletes the post, that's cool. And, your mistake wasn't stupid... we're all watching out for our fellow lizards.

Best regards,
FUBAR

re: #218 Lucius Septimius

Well, but that's a whole other thread...

re: #197 NewEnglandPatriot

Did you say toast? Imtoast, I'll have a Grey Goose with Squirt thank you and welcome!

re: #223 A Kiwi Infidel
Yes, Plymouth, But I like the old spelling. Nice catch.

Ohh... Plymouth. Great ship tour (no smells left). Nice town. Bad Pizza. Pretty houses. Funny roads with roundabouts. Great cemeteries for etching. Wonderful churches. Bad pizza.

Welcome to Lizardia.

re: #227 imtoast

Got it, how 'bout a double, its Thursday?

re: #229 Allah al Fubar

Ohh... Plymouth. Great ship tour (no smells left). Nice town. Bad Pizza. Pretty houses. Funny roads with roundabouts. Great cemeteries for etching. Wonderful churches. Bad pizza.

Welcome to Lizardia.

I had a couple of god-awful meals there back the first week in April, but the last night had a pretty good one at some wine bar type place. Can't recall the name.

re: #229 Allah al Fubar
Thats the place, dont forget the fake "Plymouth Rock". It draws thousands.

re: #230 NewEnglandPatriot

Got it, how 'bout a double, its Thursday?

I already finished my second G&T -- it's that season down here.

A big catch?! Fire up the grill!

Just kidding. He needs to be treated with the respect he deserves.

Exactly the respect he deserves.

re: #233 Lucius Septimius
Are you somewhere warm?

#230 NewEnglandPatriot

Yeah, make it a double!

I'll bet that terrorist is begging to be sent to Gitmo. And if soldiers know that if they send these monsters to Gitmo and later they are released, then what would seem like the logical solution?

re: #235 NewEnglandPatriot

In and about Atlanta. It's been hovering around 80 the last couple of days. When I was in Plimoth in early April it was wicked cold.

re: #230 NewEnglandPatriot

I'll take one of these.. and moslems can no longer be offended because bombs are not only on allah's head

re: #235 NewEnglandPatriot

If you're not somewhere warm by the middle of May, fuhgeddaboutit.
:)

re: #232 NewEnglandPatriot

Yes, I did that with my family. Rock in a Box.

Loved the jetties and the surf though.

This story was the 6th or 7th story on radio while driving home tonight. 6th or 7th?!

re: #238 Lucius SeptimiusHave family in Atlanta, Tell my cousin Dennis Hi if you see him.

All the big iSlamic fish always want the little iSlamic fish to die in the fight, but they, themselves rarely wish to see the virgins...what gives?

Welcome new lizzz...NewEnglandPatriot

re: #243 NewEnglandPatriot

Sure will, cuz!

re: #242 Independent Voter123

This story was the 6th or 7th story on radio while driving home tonight. 6th or 7th?!

Britney's kid sister being pregnant is waaay more important.

Come on get your priorities straight.

/

This is a wonderful present for Israel's 60th Birthday.
/yom haledech samaach!

re: #246 jcm

It wouldn't have been more important if I had been the father!

re: #197 NewEnglandPatriot

Awesome...am I really in? Hello everyone, drinks are on me, Ive been waiting to say that for a long time here. Full bar, step up and place your order and then a toast, To Charles and his awesome blog!

What part of New England are you from?

re: #242 Independent Voter123

The MSM types are in stunned /ecstatic mode, and have been skipping through their day unable to concentrate...

It's an Obama kind of day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor...etc, etc, ad nauseum, ad infinitum...

re: #176 Electron Shuffler

Speaking of torture

OT: Code Pink Protesters Try Witchcraft at Anti-Marine Rallies

Voodoo Dolls?

Booga! Booga!

"El-Shuf" -

Just Remember this - G-d is not only Not Amused - SHE (a/k/a GAIA) is Majorly Pissed Off.
/s/

-S-

re: #244 missouri boy
Thanks, Missouri, Nice to be here

Yee Ha! I made it! Hello one and all!

I'll try to post something more intelligent next time. After reading LGF posts for more than a year (maybe 2?), I figured I'd never be on when registration was open...

re: #237 DistantThunder

Gotta love that Euro catch and release justice system...

re: #249 BBev

HI,Im from Plymouth, Mass

Sorry for the hit and run post y'all, but I just posted in the spinoff links a story about the LAST German held Holocaust records FINALLY being released.
Don't know if it's been mentioned before, but I felt it important enough to post it there and highly commend that all y'all read it.

re: #256 realwest

Headin' up...

re: #256 realwest

Hey Real! Turned in my grades; celebrating with a couple of G&T's.

re: #256 realwest
That sounds interesting...

Off to dinner; have a great night ya'll.

re: #244 missouri boy

All the big iSlamic fish always want the little iSlamic fish to die in the fight, but they, themselves rarely wish to see the virgins...what gives?

Welcome new lizzz...NewEnglandPatriot

"MO Boy" -

You as Harry S. Truman before you have learned. them fish 'ain't fish - they are - as in CUBONICS - CHICK-OWN'S (POLLOS). Y el sabor de pollos es bueno CON ARIZ.

-S-

re: #242 Independent Voter123

This story was the 6th or 7th story on radio while driving home tonight. 6th or 7th?!

It was the lead story here on Fox News Radio @ 3pm.

re: #253 VOLunteer in Arizona

Yee Ha! I made it! Hello one and all!

I'll try to post something more intelligent next time. After reading LGF posts for more than a year (maybe 2?), I figured I'd never be on when registration was open...

Didn't even notice registration was open. Drinks are on you! :)

Wooo whooo...i'm finnaly IN.

ok welcome newbies.

Fox News reporting US intelligence sources in Iraq are "extremely skeptical".

Michael Yon interview with Hugh Hewitt is being rebroadcast next on the Hugh Hewitt show. Link. Upper left.

I
a. question the timing
b. blame Israel
c. am coming home to roost