Is that a sock?

re: #1 MandyManners

Is that a sock?

LMAO!

Wouldn't happen if they stuck to the Hammer pants.

Looks like a typical scene on the streets of San Francisco...

Is that a jihad in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Is it me, or does it also look like he wet himself?

Broke Back Fatah.

Here's what he needs.

Does The Gap offer a "right of return"?

OT:

Dunk'n Donuts pulls Rachael Ray ad over jihad scarf

re: #9 song_and_dance_man

I find it odd the t-shirts say POLICE. One would think it would be in Arabic.

I smell set-up.

Don't use "smell" in regards to that photograph. Please.

re: #11 inkling

Does The Gap offer a "right of return"?

LOL!

"Allahu Ackbariiiiiiiiiiipppp"

He is obviously massively equipped. Thinking of the 72 virgins no doubt.

Good thing for him that he wasn't going commando that day.

re: #13 MandyManners

Don't use "smell" in regards to that photograph. Please.

Tinactin: Fast relief for Jock Itch

"No Achmed! When I asked you to spank it, I didn't mean literally."

Ballroom dancers?

Standard Hamas issued codpiece.

I don't know what's funnier; the fact that the guy's ass is in the air and his junk is popping out, or his attempts to look tough, macho and scary while his ass is in the air and his junk is popping out.

The photo looks about as real as professional wrestling.

The other pics a funny too...
Vertical Jihad vs Horizontal Jihad

Party tricks

A game of spin the Quran

So anyway:

On Old Earth, societies arose in which the ruling elite forbade their lower classes the right to carry weapons. Those that did not tended to acquire new rulers, usually from among the lower classes. As these lower classes often found themselves in situations where having a weapon would be A Good Thing, combat systems were developed that required either no weapons at all, or utilized “harmless” objects such as farming equipment. This worked surprisingly well. In addition, it was discovered that practitioners could develop an enhanced mental state which vastly increased the effectiveness of the fighter, as well as making him an over-all better person. (At least in his own mind.)

Perhaps the most versatile system on Old Earth was that of ninjustu, which was developed for military spies in feudal Japan and, aside from the more general lessons in archery, swordsmanship, unarmed combat, the use of artillery and firearms and swimming in armor, also included training in disguise, escape, concealment, geography, meteorology, medicine, explosives, and avoiding rust.

One of the more amazing discoveries made by galactic sociologists is that almost everyone has Ninja.

The Prime Movers have admitted that this is one subject that utterly baffles them, and as a result, they do not discuss it.

There are billions of different planets, some with hundreds of different sentient races engaged in almost a trillion different types of society, and almost all of them have produced a form of warrior that is easily recognized as one fitting the “Ninja Template.”

Many of these races cannot see eye to eye (literally) on the definition of such basic concepts as Food, Shelter, Sex and Memory, but they all have Ninja.

So these Palis don't really qualify.

Let's give them a state good Jewish tailor

I wave his privates in your general direction!

Auditioning for the show "Dances with the Crescents"

San Francisco gay pride event?

re: #25 Killgore Trout

I like this one- marching with foreign objects.

more party tricks
/No wonder they can't beat the Jews

That's not a bug. That's a feature.

re: #31 Sharmuta

Dowsing rods?

OT ,, but an open letter to Rosie O'Donnell

Dear Rosie,
Right now I'm watching footage of a condo fire just outside of Boston Mass. The entire structure seems to be ablaze, yet I don;t seem to see any STEELE. I'm positive that durable goods (i.e. appliances, various furniture, fixtures) have STEELE components, yet I see non unscathed! Do you think the STEELE may have, dare I say, MELTED !?!?!?!

Police?

Another good one:

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

I still can't figure out which head belongs to which ass belongs to which arms.

re: #32 Killgore Trout

That's a Palestinian Navy SEAL

I love how the word "police" is emblazoned on their t-shirts -- in English, not Arabic.

Staged photo, anyone?

re: #38 Alouette

I still can't figure out which head belongs to which ass belongs to which arms.

They;re like LEGGOS. The parts are interchangable

re: #37 Charles

fatah meets the matrix.

This is beyond goofy.

re: #37 Charles

re: #42 Sharmuta

the one parallel to the ground is an assistant to David Copperfield

Don't know why but the Village People come to mind when viewing these fools.

re: #32 Killgore Trout

more party tricks
/No wonder they can't beat the Jews

Israelis can do that while riding on somebody's shoulders, drunk, and juggling beer bottles.

re: #21 EC Marm

Ballroom dancers?

"EC" -

More like "Make Believe Ballroom Time" - with all due apologies to the late Martin Block.

-S-

re: #45 vagabond trader

Don't know why but the Village People come to mind when viewing these fools.

I was thinking more along the lines of the Gabor sisters !

doesn't islam frown on that kind of vulgar innuendo

New terrorist weapon: Preparation-H bomb!

(Okay, it doesn't really fit.)

Oh sweet mercy

re: #49 nyc redneck

doesn't islam frown on that kind of vulgar innuendo

only if it's foisted upon them by the west.

re: #22 Ringo the Gringo

Standard Hamas issued codpiece.

I see I was mistaken, that's a Fatah codpeice...How silly of me, Hamas codpeices are bright green.

re: #53 Ringo the Gringo

I see I was mistaken, that's a Fatah codpeice...How silly of me, Hamas codpeices are bright green.

I don't think ANYTHING associated with Hamas could be "BRIGHT"

Meanwhile, two hours after the Fatah demo..........

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

omg it's a taint-bomb!

The Intaintfada.

Teh LOL!

Our weapons our fear and surprise...

Oh, I JUST cannot help myself...

It's fun to say at the YMCA!

re: #1 MandyManners

Nope. He's happy.

re: #59 ploome hineni

Good!

re: #49 nyc redneck

doesn't islam frown on that kind of vulgar innuendo

Only when it's the women.

maybe it was a spot check to see if he was an Israeli infiltrator.

Do they shop at Robert Hall?

/old joke from elementary school in the '60s

re: #65 ploome hineni

Far as I'm concerned they should all have to walk around in their skivvies until they join the human race.

Keep laughing LGF...let's not forget that we the U.S. taxpayer are paying for this.

I wonder how this picture one got out of the AP's vault.

Thank Allah he was wearing a speedo.

Iraqi army has it's own weird (and disturbing) ways of training:

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Thank goodness no one used Photoshop to change his skivvies to a bright pink.

I hope their training includes remedial sewing.

And what all these multiple wives are for?

re: #1 MandyManners

Is that a sock?

cod piece i bet the goats are worried

re: #74 Behead Me Bob

Thank goodness no one used Photoshop to change his skivvies to a bright pink.

could have been worse COMMANDO

re: #73 autoexec

Yes, more of our tax dollars at work.Never mind the macho posturing, where the hell's the oil you owe us!

Are they showing Banlieue 13 as a training film again?

..........And with policemen like these; Gaza and the West Bank are known for being among the safest spots on earth.

I know a nice Jewish tailor.....

Anyone else notice how the uniforms say "police" in english? Didn't know the Palestinians were so big on english that they made it their official language.

I'd be squirming too if they tried to put a suicide bomb up my ass.

re: #37 Charles

Another good one:

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

The shadows on the ground don't look quite right. I can't tell if this is Photoshopped or (more likely) if the guy recoiling is keeping a good half-meter away from the guy leaping....

Maybe they should wear their kaffiyehs a little lower just a thought.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm crying with laughter!
There's no way I could be scared of a security man in a head band like that - toooooo Village People LMAO

Still it's lucky he's wearing underwear - that is underwear isn't it?
Isn't it?
Too funny.

this is what he needs-----[Link: www.patentlysilly.com...]

re: #9 song_and_dance_man

I find it odd the t-shirts say POLICE. One would think it would be in Arabic.
I smell set-up.

EVERYONE is smelling SOMETHING ... look at them!

These were the "quick release" features which the 'fish had installed on every pair of Paleonazi uniforms. Need I say more?

State Department is now sending them another hundred million bucks so they can buy badly needed new pants.

Fauxtojunk.

I think we have MUCH better codpieces from the 80's:
[Link: img166.imageshack.us...]

I think his pants are wet.

Yes.............this is all part the nefarious Zionist master plan. It is keeping the Palestinians in poverty by forcing them to spend a fortune on tailor bills!

:-P

BHG

Help me fill in the top ten captions:

10) No really ... thats not a sock!

9) Here's my rifle, here's my gun, ...

8) Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and keys. Yes, I am ready to go blow up some joooooooos.

7) See my new offensive weapon? Quite offensive, isn't it.

6) (stops eating falafel and tahinni) Fire in the hole! [sound of long slow flatulence]

...

I would SERIOUSLY like to see this fighting style pitted against Mossad's Krav Maga.

I'd pay a lot of money. Come on. un-armed.. just Mossad fighting against... this.

O/T I guess..

was reading that there's a Policeman (who turned in terrorists) who's slated for execution by HAMAS.

I don't think it's a sock. I think he split his pants. What a maroon.

Maybe Queers For Palestine makes sense after all.

re: #100 Mad Al-Jaffee

Maybe Queers For Palestine makes sense after all.

lol

Not only is this "security training" funded by the US government, it is also directed by US military personnel.

A US General. whose name I do not at the moment recall, is in charge.

So, you see, it is all you taxpayers out there investing in the Peace Process.

Achmed exposes his most sacred of chakras to the universe
/wrong religion, i know, but still...

This looks so stupid it's impossible to make up.

re: #96 kafir

How bout:

"Hurt me you bitch!"

lol thanks for the laugh.

Let's see;

%u2022 Police Academy
%u2022 Graduation
%u2022 Wacky bizarre characters, doing wacky bizarre physical comedy
%u2022 That's obviously Bubba Smith in the background, reprising his role as Lt. Hightower

Dude, you are the first to break the news! This is obviously the set for the long-rumored "Police Academy 8" movie!

"PolicePaleos Academy 8: Kaffiyeh and a donut to go!"

alternate working title:

Police Paleos Academy 8: Takin' it to the (arab) Street!

and here's an exclusive quote from the script,

Tackleberry: (to Hightower, obviously nauseated) : "Urp! Lieutenant, I'm not sure these new guys are getting the 'restraint of force' concept "

Hightower: "Yeah, i know. Or due process , or innocent until proven guilty....

Officer Zed: "uhhhrarrrrr! Or, or, or uh... how to be a F*%&*-ing Human Being! I worked so hard on the lecture, too!"

[Link: upload.wikimedia.org...]