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Obama Goes to France, Doesn't Speak French

Fri, Jul 25, 2008 at 9:43:18 am PDT

Barack Obama is doing a press conference in Paris with French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and here’s a thread to discuss it ...

UPDATE at 7/25/08 9:59:29 am:

The presser’s done; how disappointing not to hear Obama attempt a “Merci beaucoup!” for the French media.

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1 mbruce  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:45:15am

Obama: Why do you all talk like Clouseau?

2 MandyManners  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:45:39am

I know enough to get my face slapped.

3 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:45:48am

Can we swap Obama for Sarkozy?
(And some French models to be named later)

4 CIA Reject  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:45:53am

I guess the French will be relinquishing the mantle of "surrender champion" to it's new holder...

5 psyop  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:46:00am

I am so embarrassed....

We Americans going over to Europe and expecting them to speak our language to communicate with us.

/sarc

6 Crimsonfisted  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:46:18am

Merci beau coups Charles!

7 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:46:18am

Just asked if anything he has heard has changed his mind on any of his policies?
Asked the French president is he is endorsing obambi

8 ORD neighbor  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:46:28am

But his ideas on de facto surrender put US and France to shame.

9 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:46:49am

NOthing he heard or saw that caused him to change his basic STRATEGIC policies

10 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:46:56am

Obama, France & Sarkozy ... uh ... well ... Sarkozy has lots of good points, maybe I've gotta save my invective for the first two.

11 zombie  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:46:57am

Speaking of pissants...

News at zomblog:

Last year’s urine: A tree-sitters’ Golden Oldie

Containing the classic line:

The weaponized urine — revealed at last!
12 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:00am

He said he was embarrassed that Americans aren't bilingual, yet this affirmative action empty suit can barely speak one language: English.

Uh, um, uhh, hope, uh, change, uhhhhhhhh....

13 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:13am

Omelette du fromage.

14 kyjed  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:20am

Why should he learn to speak French - he's going to be President of the World and they are all his fellow citizens.

15 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:23am

For someone who claims to be knowledgable about such things, Obama is a lightweight.

Based on his appearance at a German restaurant to chide Obama about his Berlin speech, will McCain appear at a French restaurant and note that he knows a word or two of French, learned while being held in Vietnam?

16 nyc redneck  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:23am

he speaks only "uh uh" and teleprompter.

17 Sheldon  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:30am

wee

18 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:35am

Iraq has greatly improved
Iraqi govt is ready to take more responsibility

19 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:53am

Technically speaking, I'd consider not speaking French to be one of the very few points in Obama's favor.

20 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:47:56am

I'm beginning to think Obama's trip is going to be a flop.

21 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:48:00am

The French like American comedians.

22 yitzy  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:48:17am

All I can say is "Merci beaucoup."

23 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:48:23am

annapolis talks useful and productive.

24 Crimsonfisted  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:48:25am

re: #16 nyc redneck

he speaks only "uh uh" and teleprompter.

I love that, he speaks TELEPROMPTER,

25 Ringo the Gringo  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:48:32am

He knows how to say mercee bow ku.

26 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:48:42am

You are correct Kilgore

27 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:48:43am

The media, of course, is spinning furiously about how and why Obama isn't spending more time in Paris - it might get folks back home upset that he's got lots of support overseas.

28 Ornery Ballsack  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:49:00am

Christianne Amanpour asked Sarkozy if standing next to Obama he felt bad for referring to French rioters of immigrant origins "scum"? She decided not to ask her other question "Senator Obama, did you enjoy your trip to the Eiffel Tower?"

29 ElChimpy  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:49:00am

Won't his glow and aura speak for him? The Obamania translates into the universal language. Like "I'm a Pepper, You're a Pepper", the Macarena, or herpes.

30 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:49:25am

Says the Israeli's are interested in what a shift in foreign policy would entail.
That could be a game changer.
WTF?

31 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:49:35am

re: #21 Ojoe

The French like American comedians.

Barack Hussein Obama - the Jerry Lewis of politics.

32 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:49:55am

re: #11 zombie

Speaking of pissants...

News at zomblog:

Last year’s urine: A tree-sitters’ Golden Oldie

Containing the classic line:

LOL. I love how tree huggers despoil and blight the very trees they are trying to save. The city should condemn that filthy area as a health hazard. It must have been beautiful before all those homeless libs moved in.

33 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:49:55am

re: #29 ElChimpy

Habanero escape

34 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:50:17am

How does one say empty suit in Fwench?

35 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:50:33am

On a related topic - Bush has gone cowboy again. Stymied by the UN, Bush pushes additional US sanctions against Zimbabwe.

So much for all that "we" talk that Obama proffered yesterday. The world couldn't care less about Zimbabwe. Or Darfur. Or anywhere else for that matter.

36 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:50:39am

re: #31 JamesTKirk

Barack Hussein Obama - the Jerry Lewis of politics.

Please don't insult Jerry Lewis.

37 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:50:48am

re: #26 Typicalwhitey
I think it's just too much, too overblown. It's just so weird that he's campaigning to Americans through the Europeans.

38 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:51:11am

re: #34 JammieWearingFool

Jacques Kerri?

39 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:51:23am

re: #37 Killgore Trout

I'm very insulted that he is doing that

40 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:51:34am

re: #35 lawhawk

On a related topic - Bush has gone cowboy again. Stymied by the UN, Bush pushes additional US sanctions against Zimbabwe.

So much for all that "we" talk that Obama proffered yesterday. The world couldn't care less about Zimbabwe. Or Darfur. Or anywhere else for that matter.

No, they care about the palestinian terrorists; those need to be taken care of so they can kill more Israelis.

41 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:51:36am

re: #34 JammieWearingFool

How does one say empty suit in Fwench?

Not "Carla"

42 Da_Beerfreak  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:51:37am

So, is this todays ID* thread?

*Ignorant Democrat

43 parisparamus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:51:38am

This is a conundrum: Sarkozy is now hated by the French media, i.e, the French left, but adores Obama. Does Obama lose points for meeting with Sarcozy, or does Sarcozy gain points for meeting with Obama? Oh, I know. Via LefyLogic, Sarcozy loses points, and Obama gains points!

Also, it's Omelette au fromage...

44 zombie  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:51:47am

When it was rumored that Obama might visit the Vatican on his European tour, the Pope's palindromist was heard to remark,

"Amabo Obama."

45 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:52:15am

re: #38 lawhawk

Jacques Kerri?

Bingo!

46 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:52:22am

re: #37 Killgore Trout

He should have stopped after Iraq and Afghanistan
This would have been a huge win then.
It is going on too long and he is looking very unintelligent in this presser.

47 obscured by clouds  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:52:24am

If only Obama were running for President of the EU, he'd have my support.

48 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:52:42am

re: #39 Ojoe

I think the Europeans are insulted too. He's not speaking to them or saying anything that interests them. The Europeans are just being used.

49 VegasRick  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:52:49am

re: #13 Noam Sayin'

Omelette du fromage.

" Ah vood lak to go to zee hotel"

50 pat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:52:55am

Merci Beaucoup
/in an Elvis accent

51 CIA Reject  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:53:10am

You know, McCain could have a lot of fun with BO's World Tour by making his own visits to Berlin and Paris:

Berlin, New York
Berlin, Connecticut
Berlin, Pennsylvania
Berlin, Wisconsin
Berlin, North Dakota
Paris, Texas
Paris, Maine
Paris, Kentucky
Paris, Ohio
Paris, Illinois

etc.

52 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:53:21am

re: #46 Typicalwhitey

Agreed.

53 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:53:31am

re: #48 Killgore Trout

I think the Europeans are insulted too. He's not speaking to them or saying anything that interests them. The Europeans are just being used.

The French like being used.

They prefer it to be accompanied by a German accent, though.

54 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:53:33am

re: #51 CIA Reject

Moscow Idaho

55 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:53:38am

French president:
If obambi is elected then france will be delighted.
If someone else is then france will continue to be a friend of America.

That is a DIRECT QUOTE>

56 calvin coolidge  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:53:59am

To the French: Jerry Lewis wasn't available today so here is someone just as humorous.

57 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:54:08am

re: #55 Typicalwhitey

French president:
If obambi is elected then france will be delighted.
If someone else is then france will continue to be a friend of America.

That is a DIRECT QUOTE>

"France will continue to be a friend of France."

58 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:54:15am

Someone play "La Marseillaise"

59 pat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:54:18am

re: #51 CIA Reject

And he could have tossed in Moscow for a tiebreaker.

60 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:54:21am

OT: I know how this guy feels sometimes:

Man charged with shooting his lawn mower

61 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:54:33am

re: #56 calvin coolidge

To the French: Jerry Lewis wasn't available today so here is someone just as humorous.

"La la la this is my wife NICE LAAAAAADYYYYYY!"

62 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:54:36am

re: #37 Killgore Trout

I think it's just too much, too overblown. It's just so weird that he's campaigning to Americans through the Europeans.

While telegraphing to the Europeans that they're racists ("I know I don't look like other Americans who have spoken in this city").
Of course, he offers the hope of redemption; love me, and you're no longer a racist.

63 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:54:39am

re: #51 CIA Reject

Palestine, Texas

64 MandyManners  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:54:40am

re: #13 Noam Sayin'

Omelette du fromage.

Trish! You spoke French!

65 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:55:00am

Anyone got any booze?
I am feeling lightheaded from listening to this tool.....but I shall soldier on!

66 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:55:01am

re: #5 psyop

I am so embarrassed....

We Americans going over to Europe and expecting them to speak our language to communicate with us.

/sarc

Normally, we just end up going over there and winning their wars for them.

67 Maui Girl  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:55:36am

Here's my take on this whole Obama trip. His advisors have told him to act as if he is already President. I don't ever recall a Senator having press conferences with the heads of other nations. Perhaps their counterparts in governments of other nations but not the President or Prime Minister or Head Dictator. I'm sure someone can come up with examples to refute my claims (I hope) because this is all getting rather unnerving that this junion senator from Illinois is having such importance placed upon him by the media and other governmental bodies.

68 Charles  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:55:39am

What? He couldn't even come out with a "merci beaucoup" for the French press?

69 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:55:42am

re: #62 Occasional Reader

While telegraphing to the Europeans that they're racists ("I know I don't look like other Americans who have spoken in this city")...

I loved hearing from Brits that the USA was too racist to elect a black leader. I'm drawing a blank on all the black Prime Ministers that they've elected; could someone post a list?

70 Killian Bundy  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:55:43am

Why the hell is he holding a joint press conference with the French President?

/what gaul!

71 Dahveed  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:55:57am
72 pat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:56:29am

re: #67 Maui Girl

Exactly my take.

73 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:56:42am

Merde.

How was my accent?

It was Obama's to lose and he lost it. Look for mass defections in Denver, with HRC emerging as the real Dem candidate.

74 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:56:49am

This will backfire.
HE IS ACTING LIKE HE IS ALREADY THE PRESIDENT.

Americans like confidence.
They dislike arrogance.

75 Maui Girl  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:56:59am

re: #14 kyjed


Precisely.

76 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:57:06am

Great , McCain is meeting with the Ladi Lama later today.
/Gunga da gunga

77 nyc redneck  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:57:07am

re: #24 Crimsonfisted

I love that, he speaks TELEPROMPTER,

he does too.
he would really be in trouble w/ just "uh uh".

78 jamgarr  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:57:16am

re: #34 JammieWearingFool

How does one say empty suit in Fwench?

Pas de gravite

79 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:57:42am

re: #58 Kosh's Shadow

Someone play "La Marseillaise"

Great scene.

Why does France deserve such a magnificent national anthem?

80 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:57:58am

re: #20 Killgore Trout

I'm beginning to think Obama's trip is going to be a flop.


As Martha Stewart says, that's a good thing!

:-)

81 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:58:18am

Well- there is the point that the French are known for their ability to surrender- maybe obama wanted some pointers.

82 Duckman  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:58:20am

Bon Jur, Bon Jur. Parlay vou wanna huma huma?

83 CIA Reject  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:58:35am

re: #54 Ojoe

Moscow Idaho

LOL! I think that's BO's next stop, no?

84 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:59:19am

what did he say about french fries?

85 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:59:32am

re: #69 JamesTKirk

I'm drawing a blank on all the black Prime Ministers that they've elected

I don't know about the PM's, but Parliament seems pretty black.

86 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:59:34am

Obama finally gets a little bounce out of this round the clock media frenzy....
Daily Presidential Tracking Poll

The presumptive Democratic nominee attracts 46% of the vote while John McCain earns 41%. When "leaners" are included, it’s Obama 49% and McCain 44%. Just three days ago, the candidates were tied at 46% (with leaners).

87 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:59:37am

re: #71 Dahveed

Apparently the media hyped the turnout in Berlin.

There's a shock!

It was just like that event in Oregon where they had a free concert in advance that boosted the crowd numbers.

A complete sham.

88 jamgarr  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:59:57am

re: #76 Killgore Trout

Great , McCain is meeting with the Ladi Lama later today.
/Gunga da gunga


So - he's got that going for him.

89 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 9:59:58am

re: #68 Charles

What? He couldn't even come out with a "merci beaucoup" for the French press?

It was a mess sewer.

/sorry ... compulsive

90 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:00:25am

re: #2 MandyManners

I know enough to get my face slapped.

Mon petite chou...

91 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:01:03am

re: #76 Killgore Trout

Great , McCain is meeting with the Ladi Lama later today.
/Gunga da gunga

You mean Dolly the Llama.

Yeah, I have trouble figuring that one out, too. This whole campaign season is surreal. Hey guys, remember us? You know... the American voters?

92 sattv4u2  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:01:05am

OBAMA,

"After going to all 57 states, I've now been to Germany, France, Iraq, and Afgahnastan. To finish up my world tour and add to my foreign experience, I will be having waffles at International House Of Pancakes"

93 Maui Girl  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:01:09am

re: #74 Typicalwhitey


See my comment #67.

94 brent  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:01:31am

Hey Barry, I took eleven years of French, and I still won't vote for your dumb ass... How about those pommes, messy?

I was listening to the news, and I love the reaction of the reporters to the event - they can't believe that Europe only likes him. It's a disappointment that they're not experiencing complete apoplexy.

Oh well, maybe he can go over there in 2009 and hang for a few years, maybe it's an aquired syndrome taste.

95 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:01:45am

Just back in fron luch outsiein NYC... As I came into my building a family was walking by clad in a t shirt that had the image of the Obama and it said:

Hope... Making the feelings of the oppressed race the Law if the Land...

Shirt had the official Obama 'O' on it... Interesting...

Also took the elevator up with fashion designer Betsey Johnson... She said my outfit looked good today... I guess that's some high praise...

96 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:02:00am

re: #88 jamgarr

...which is nice.

97 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:02:56am

re: #70 Killian Bundy

Why the hell is he holding a joint press conference with the French President?

/what gaul!

Obama's in a lot of truffle

98 CommonCents  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:02:59am

re: #3 Kosh's Shadow

Can we swap Obama for Sarkozy?
(And some French models to be named later)

With or without the armpit hair? On the models that is...

99 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:02:59am

re: #79 pre-Boomer Marine brat

They had Lafayette.

100 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:03:00am

Y'all don't think that if he did speak French we would be giving Barack heck for doing that?

101 nyc redneck  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:03:05am

re: #74 Typicalwhitey

This will backfire.
HE IS ACTING LIKE HE IS ALREADY THE PRESIDENT.

Americans like confidence.
They dislike arrogance.

i'm so in agreement w/ you. this is what gives me hope, that my fellow americans will see thru this arrogant unqualified fool.

102 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:03:21am

re: #92 sattv4u2

OBAMA,

"After going to all 57 states, I've now been to Germany, France, Iraq, and Afgahnastan. To finish up my world tour and add to my foreign experience, I will be having waffles at International House Of Pancakes"

We're going to Germany, and we're going to France, to Spain, and to Italy, and then to Moscow. And then we're going to take back the White House....BYAAAAAA!

103 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:03:50am

re: #97 pre-Boomer Marine brat

That's no Beaujolais.

104 Maui Girl  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:04:05am

It continues to amaze me how some people in this country are so enamoured with the Europeans. If it weren't for us Yankees, them Europeans wouldn't be where they are today. (Great Britain aside. And all those underground folks during the WWII.)

Obama is truly an elitist.

105 yesandno  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:04:24am

Merde!


I am soooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassed.

106 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:04:41am

re: #100 WrathofG-d

Y'all don't think that if he did speak French we would be giving Barack heck for doing that?

Well yeah, but thats just because its French. I'd make fun of anyone for that.

107 sattv4u2  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:04:47am

re: #100 WrathofG-d

Y'all don't think that if he did speak French we would be giving Barack heck for doing that?

it's only being mentioned because HE gave "us" heck for knowing only 'Merci Beaucoup"

that whole glass house thing !

108 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:04:59am
109 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:14am

re: #100 WrathofG-d

Not after chastizing Americans for not speaking the language overseas.

110 CynicalConservative  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:14am

re: #42 Da_Beerfreak

re: #42 Da_Beerfreak

So, is this todays ID* thread?

*Ignorant Democrat

A bit redundant there...

111 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:22am

re: #108 taxfreekiller

"uh," mesay,,"ah" , uh, "carpoop, ""

Now thats funny.

112 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:26am
113 brent  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:34am

# 307
People who live in glass houses subsidized by real estate frauds should not throw stones.

114 kansas  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:44am

Man these guys are just drooling to get this guy in charge of our country.

115 Maui Girl  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:49am

Must get on the treadmill. Au Revoir mes amies!

116 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:55am

re: #103 lawhawk

That's no Beaujolais.

I think this whole "Obama wows France" thing is just a canard.

117 Killian Bundy  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:05:59am

Who died and made him president?

R e-entry after a longish vacation is always a disorienting time. You turn the key and have to push the door hard to get past the drifts of unopened mail. Most of the mail is bills, of course, and that brings on its own sense of delirium.

But for me what’s made the past few days especially bizarre is to find that, after two weeks of avoiding the news cycle, I return to discover that Barack Obama has become my president, prophet and anointed philosopher king — all without an election!

While dumping out heaps of sandy vacation laundry, I learn from NPR that “Barack Obama has left Jordan and is on his way to Israel,” as if his movements are already of such national import that we all need to know what he said before he got on the plane, at what time he’ll be airborne, and what he’s expected to say when he lands.

NPR believes I wish to know these things. I don’t, really. What I’d like to know is why nobody makes a fuss when John McCain goes overseas. We are a politically divided country, after all; half of us, give or take, vote Republican, and you’d think that broadcasters might remember those of us in the Other America.

/I am not a world citizen

118 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:06:10am

re: #104 Maui Girl

It continues to amaze me how some people in this country are so enamoured with the Europeans. If it weren't for us Yankees, them Europeans wouldn't be where they are today...

"Oh, you English are *so* superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me. If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking *German!* Singing 'Deutschland, Deutschland über alles...' "
-Harvey Manfred-St.Johnson, CIA

119 barry the baptist  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:06:18am

Exerpts from political orator of the day- Barack Obama:
Uh, uh, um, uh, um, uh, see, uh, uh, uh, uh, um, well, n-n-no, uh, uh, see, uh, t-t-t-this is, uh, uh, precisely, um, uh, uh, uh, um- wait where was I?

Reminds me of the 'Duh-Duh Man' in New Jack City.

120 CommonCents  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:06:37am

re: #100 WrathofG-d

Y'all don't think that if he did speak French we would be giving Barack heck for doing that?


I would. I will give him heck regardless of which language he speaks. It's not his vocabulary I have a, uh-uh-uh, problem with, it's his ideas and philosophy. That is if "Hope and Change" are a philosophy.

121 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:06:39am

re: #60 Creeping Eruption

OT: I know how this guy feels sometimes:

Man charged with shooting his lawn mower

Walendowski had been drinking all morning. Around 9:30 a.m., he attempted to start his 21-inch Lawn-Boy. Unsuccessfully.

MUI - Mowing Under the Influence. Also a future candidate for a Darwin Award.

122 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:07:04am

re: #116 Occasional Reader

It will flambe quite easily.

123 brainwizard73  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:07:14am

You know, there is a phrase that Obama might want to think about teaching the American people...

coup d'état

Hmm, was this the kind of foreign phrase he was trying to teach us?

124 keyword  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:07:39am

re: #118 JamesTKirk

And doesn't 'working' sound a lot more pleasant than 'arbeiten'?

125 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:07:44am

re: #99 lawhawk

They had Lafayette.

They also had Charlemagne, who (IIRC) saved Europe from conquest during the First Caliphate. And the French fleet which scuttled itself at Toulon rather than let itself be taken by the Nazis. Yes, they have great things going for them ... but ...

/it's a mystery to me

126 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:07:53am

re: #109 lawhawk

It would have been pretty interesting if he had learned a few words for each country he visted, but I could only imagine the junk he'd be given if he spoke Arabic while in the Hashimite Kingdom Occupying Jordan, or Germany while standing at that statute.

Its a lose/lose for him.

Toda, Gratzie, Gracias, Merci Beucoup, shen she,

127 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:08:03am

re: #95 tfc3rid

Hope... Making the feelings of the oppressed race the Law if the Land.

At least they are open with their racism.

They are voting for him based on race. And they're looking for revenge for being "oppressed".

128 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:08:39am

re: #68 Charles

What? He couldn't even come out with a "merci beaucoup" for the French press?

Tip for BO - if anybody says "C'est merde", it's not a compliment.

129 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:09:14am
130 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:09:18am

re: #121 Cygnus

Walendowski had been drinking all morning. Around 9:30 a.m., he attempted to start his 21-inch Lawn-Boy. Unsuccessfully.

MUI - Mowing Under the Influence. Also a future candidate for a Darwin Award.

He also lives with his mom . . .in her basement. I'd probably drink all morning too.

Moral of the Story: If you are going to shoot your lawn implements, do it with a "legal" gun.

This is Wisconsin, you can do anything drunk.

131 MJBrutus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:09:59am

Monsieur Obama,

Je vous n'aime pas!

132 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:10:17am

re: #128 Cygnus

Tip for BO - if anybody says "C'est merde", it's not a compliment.

C'est boocoos o' merde.

133 sattv4u2  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:10:47am

re: #128 Cygnus

Tip for BO - if anybody says "C'est merde", it's not a compliment.

I also think "f***ing American asshat" is universal over in Europeia

134 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:10:53am

Rumor has it that Obama was disappointed when he arrived in Paris and it wasn't exactly what he expected.

135 jcm  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:10:59am

re: #71 Dahveed

Apparently the media hyped the turnout in Berlin.

There's a shock!

Million man march math!

136 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:11:02am

re: #126 WrathofG-d

I'm sure he'd get grief, but the fact is that Obama put his own linguistic skills at issue when he proffered his own Ugly American spin claiming that Americans don't speak any foreign language other than merci.

It's a no win situation of his own doing.

137 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:11:12am

Mug shots of the day.....
Johns Love Barack

Chicago prostitution sting nets second man wearing Obama t-shirt


/Hot Air

138 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:11:13am

re: #127 Silhouette

At least they are open with their racism.

They are voting for him based on race. And they're looking for revenge for being "oppressed".

Sadly they are...

I also concur with Maui Girl... I never recall a Junior Senator being give a podium alone with athe heads of state of foreign countries to discuss policy...

I think it isn't Constitutional...

139 JAT  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:11:16am

But everyone can understand the word of "god." (No caps because he's not...)

140 doppelganglander  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:11:53am

Jules: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Brett: No.

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.

Vincent: A Royale with cheese.

Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?

Brett: Because of the metric system?

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.

141 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:11:54am

re: #122 lawhawk

It will flambe quite easily.

And while he's lecturing us about carbon footprints and global warming, Obama's probably being chauffered around in a Mercedes S-Class sedan.

I mean, talk about excessive horsepower - just look at that S-car go!


[you might as well just admit it, I won this round]

142 MJBrutus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:12:17am

re: #138 tfc3rid

It violates the Logan Act. If we had a Republican left in Congress who possessed a spine, they would bring him up on charges.

143 Andopolis  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:12:53am
144 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:13:24am

re: #141 Occasional Reader

Very good!
Kudos!

145 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:13:31am
"I can do that. It's my lawn mower and my yard, so I can shoot it if I want," Walendowski told police.

Darnit, you should be able to shoot your own darn lawn mower. He should be right.

No sarcasm.

146 keyword  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:13:50am

Obama, vas te faire enculer!

147 Crimsonfisted  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:14:07am

re: #142 MJBrutus

It violates the Logan Act. If we had a Republican left in Congress who possessed a spine, they would bring him up on charges.

So have Pelosi and Kerry violated that act. Makes me sick that they have not been charged.

148 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:14:30am

re: #140 doppelganglander

Big Kahuna Burger is ripping us off!

149 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:14:39am

re: #132 Capitalist Tool

C'est boocoos o' merde.

Merde de vache - bulls**t (guessing)

150 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:14:40am

I heard Obama is offering to open up a French white flag franchise in the US. Now, that's enterprising. Merci.

151 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:14:43am

re: #138 tfc3rid

Sadly they are...

I also concur with Maui Girl... I never recall a Junior Senator being give a podium alone with athe heads of state of foreign countries to discuss policy...

I think it isn't Constitutional...

Certainly isn't doing my constitution any good...

152 MJBrutus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:14:47am

re: #146 keyword

Lol! Tres bien.

153 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:14:58am
154 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:15:40am

Is it only me that thinks the trip from Hitler's statue to the heart of Paris was a bit odd, and maybe not the best idea for the O'ssiah?

155 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:15:49am

re: #150 Golem Akbar

I heard Obama is offering to open up a French white flag franchise in the US. Now, that's enterprising. Merci.

Selling lapel pins on website nest step.

156 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:16:16am

re: #155 Capitalist Tool

*next pimf

157 TheMatrix31  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:16:27am

We all know it's not Merci Beaucoup....

According to Obama, it's merci bo-KOO!

158 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:16:27am

re: #154 WrathofG-d

Is it only me that thinks the trip from Hitler's statue to the heart of Paris was a bit odd, and maybe not the best idea for the O'ssiah?

A Freudian slip, perhaps?

159 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:16:45am

re: #145 Silhouette

Darnit, you should be able to shoot your own darn lawn mower. He should be right.

No sarcasm.

The biggest problem he had is that he used a sawed-off shotgun which I believe is a felony here.

160 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:16:57am

re: #140 doppelganglander

Which always ticks me off. We have 2-liter bottles of soft drinks, even though we typically use gallons. We adapted.

They should have a Quarter Pounder. That is what it is called. The French should be a little more tolerant™ of multicultural™ things.

161 jcm  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:17:19am

re: #145 Silhouette

Darnit, you should be able to shoot your own darn lawn mower. He should be right.

No sarcasm.

Problem is rounds or shot easily extends past his property line.

162 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:17:35am

Aha! Found it!

Hysterical! LOLOLOL!

163 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:17:54am

Obama: er, uh, messy buckets...no, merci buckets....no....gracias?

164 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:18:10am
165 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:18:22am

re: #163 Golem Akbar

Obama: er, uh, messy buckets...no, merci buckets....no....gracias?

In Obama's case, it merdi buckets.

166 JammieWearingFool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:18:28am

re: #101 nyc redneck

i'm so in agreement w/ you. this is what gives me hope, that my fellow americans will see thru this arrogant unqualified fool.

Arrogance is one of the foundations of liberalism.

They think they're so superior to the rest of us great unwashed.

In reality, they're the idiots.

167 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:18:32am

re: #162 Miss Trixie

Obama: The New St. Pauli Girl!

168 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:18:52am

Eauxbama doesn't taste any better.

169 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:19:01am

re: #158 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Or a guy with no knowledge of History.

I also found it strange that Obama went from Israel to Germany, then made a huge speech to the Grandchildren of the Nazi youth about "walls", and things that keep us apart.

VOTE
VICTORY
VOTE
McCAIN

170 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:19:53am

re: #146 keyword

Obama, vas te faire enculer!

Tu m'laisse rentrer oui ou merde?

171 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:19:56am

re: #166 JammieWearingFool

Arrogance is one of the foundations of liberalism.

They think they're so superior to the rest of us great unwashed.

In reality, they're the idiots.

I agree but my worry is that this fraud will not be exposed until his handlers have won him the election...

172 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:20:01am

Fauxbama.

173 runrabbitrun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:20:22am

Oh boy, now Obama gets the photo-op with Sarkozy the French rockstar...

I'd give anything, ANYTHING (well almost :) ) to be a fly on the wall of Bill and Hill's home media room to see them sitting there in front of the TV, watching their reactions as this newbie upstart snotnosed kid takes Europe and the ME - and all they can do is pass the popcorn Pepto-Bismol.

::squeeeak::

174 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:21:10am

re: #169 WrathofG-d

As if the Berlin wall was a wall of separation, merely keeping people apart. It was a prison wall, keeping people in.

175 Egfrow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:21:17am

Thankfully, Marxist Revolutionizes like the Obama family don't have have much creativeness and vision outside of mediocre talking point drivel, narcissistic self indulgence, and defamation propaganda. Outside of these standard tactics there is no imagination.

176 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:21:19am

re: #162 Miss Trixie

Aha! Found it!

Hysterical! LOLOLOL!

LOL!

That's what that speech in Berlin was -- not "just words" -- "just foam".

177 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:21:20am

I was eating a bowl of cereal this morning, and as I looked at it, the Cheerios spelled out: OBAMA.

(too obscure a reference?)

178 rlevitin  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:21:24am

Transcripts available, anyone? I just got back from lunch a few minutes ago.

179 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:21:52am

Charles

The presser’s done; how disappointing not to hear Obama attempt a “Merci beaucoup!” for the French media.

That's okay. During his inaugural, he'll sing the Internationale.

180 Pyrocles  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:22:20am

"Making the feelings of the oppressed race the Law if the Land..."

Oh man... Marxist class warfare.

re: #95 tfc3rid

Just back in fron luch outsiein NYC... As I came into my building a family was walking by clad in a t shirt that had the image of the Obama and it said:

Hope... Making the feelings of the oppressed race the Law if the Land...

Shirt had the official Obama 'O' on it... Interesting...

Also took the elevator up with fashion designer Betsey Johnson... She said my outfit looked good today... I guess that's some high praise...

181 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:22:31am

re: #167 Creeping Eruption

Obama: The New St. Pauli Girl!

HA! :D

182 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:22:55am

re: #125 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Was Charlemagne the same as Charles (the Hammer) Martel? At times in their history, the French have saved Western Civilization. Their alliance with us certainly doomed the British during the American Revolution.

When they're allies, they're good to have on board. When they play games, they can be unpleasant.

183 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:23:02am

re: #174 Silhouette

Yes you are exactly correct. The reductionist revision of reality is really worrysome, but not surprising from a guy who is pandering to the branded, and small thinking, bumpersticker X+ MTV generations.

184 nyc redneck  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:23:30am

re: #162 Miss Trixie

Aha! Found it!

Hysterical! LOLOLOL!

his handlers made him wear the flag pin.

185 doppelganglander  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:24:05am

re: #177 Golem Akbar

It made me think of this:

Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.

186 sattv4u2  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:24:12am

re: #177 Golem Akbar

I was eating a bowl of cereal this morning, and as I looked at it, the Cheerios spelled out: OBAMA.

(too obscure a reference?)

an ANAGRAM of that is Aa MOB!

187 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:24:12am

I had Eau bama's likeness on a banana- brown spot, but the whole thing turned brown when I tried to freeze it for sale on eBay.
Oh well.
Now it bears a likeness to only part- nevermind.

188 Opinionated  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:24:27am

Louis XVI was likely less of an pompous arrogant jerk and he got the guillotine.

189 MJBrutus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:24:39am

Rush just played Bono's "now is our time" spiel. It was hilarious as it was word for word lifted in to BHO's Berlin shin dig and referred to as one of his most memorable lines! He should have stuck with his usual illegal immigrant rip off of "Yes we can," if you ask me.

190 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:24:48am

Eau Bama -- great for the old toilette.

191 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:25:15am

re: #169 WrathofG-d

Or a guy with no knowledge of History.

I also found it strange that Obama went from Israel to Germany, then made a huge speech to the Grandchildren of the Nazi youth about "walls", and things that keep us apart.

VOTE
VICTORY
VOTE
McCAIN

Hmmm, I wonder if it's not so much a LACK of knowledge of history, as (perhaps) an overweening pride which leads him to believe that he's above it.

192 doppelganglander  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:25:26am

re: #182 quickjustice

Nope. Charlemagne and Charles Martel

193 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:25:27am

re: #186 sattv4u2

an ANAGRAM of that is Aa MOB!

and A MOAB

194 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:25:29am

re: #180 Pyrocles

"Making the feelings of the oppressed race the Law if the Land..."

Oh man... Marxist class warfare.

You love it, don't ya!

195 JohnnyReb  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:25:32am

re: #177 Golem Akbar

I was eating a bowl of cereal this morning, and as I looked at it, the Cheerios spelled out: OBAMA.

(too obscure a reference?)

Alpha bits?

196 Miss Trixie  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:26:06am

re: #176 pre-Boomer Marine brat

LOL!

That's what that speech in Berlin was -- not "just words" -- "just foam".

Yes indeedy. I don't think the average American voter will be fooled with this crapola.

Obambi will not be the next POTUS.

197 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:26:18am

re: #191 pre-Boomer Marine brat


you trying to say that the O"ssiah will CHANGE history and HOPE you don't notice?

198 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:26:31am

re: #191 pre-Boomer Marine brat

ding ding ding

Who needs knowledge when you have crowds of people waving your image in the air?

199 MJBrutus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:26:36am

re: #193 WrathofG-d

as in A Mother Of All Bullshi--ers

200 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:26:42am

Yo, Barry, it's pronounce "MERCY BUCK-UP"!

Ah, c'est domage pour Monsieur Obama. Le pauvre homme.

201 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:27:12am

re: #191 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Hmmm, I wonder if it's not so much a LACK of knowledge of history, as (perhaps) an overweening pride which leads him to believe that he's above it.

I believe it's because he thinks that as he keeps movning on he is actually making history...

202 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:27:25am

re: #158 pre-Boomer Marine brat

More like a Freudian half-slip with a camisole.

203 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:27:27am

re: #159 Creeping Eruption,

Sawed-off shotgun (barrel under 18") is a Federal felony. Good for up to ten years in Club Fed, IIRC. It's a stupid law, but it is the law for now. Even the current Supreme Court is unlikely to overturn laws about sawed-offs. Dude is hosed.

204 BrianA  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:27:51am

re: #137 Killgore Trout

Mug shots of the day.....
Johns Love Barack


/Hot Air

Add those mug shots to the scrap book:

Logobama1
Logobama2

205 Teacake!  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:28:22am

Its so hard to keep track of BO's list of what he will demand of American's. I'm serious about wanting a list, because other than government controlled health care, he has said we will have to make sacrifices! I'm not interested in sacrificing anything for the global good. I don't have a fancy life, don't even own a car or an AC. I don't eat much either... if I did eat less as BO demands we Americans consider for global approval - well, I'm really not interested in the government dictating my food intake.

Anyhow, he demands a lot and so far hasn't offered anything other than national health care, hope and change.

I'd like to compile a list of his demands, as he sounds more like a dictator than a presidential candidate.

206 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:28:44am

"I'll give you dishwater. You'll never know the difference."
/French waiter in National Lampoon's European Vacation.

207 itellu3times  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:28:48am

re: #201 tfc3rid

I believe it's because he thinks that as he keeps movning on he is actually making history...

I think it's called running up the ladder faster than the rungs are breaking.

208 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:28:50am

re: #200 calcajun

Yo, Barry, it's pronounce "MERCY BUCK-UP"!

Ah, c'est domage pour Monsieur Obama. Le pauvre homme.

Pauvre homme, my bumme... has more money and connections than 99.9% most fellow citizens of the one world.

209 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:29:23am

re: #204 BrianA

Heh.

210 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:29:25am

re: #203 Iron Fist

True, but I don't think the feds want small fry like this. They'll leave it to the state which has the same or similar variant of the fed law. The other charge is only a misdemeanor.

211 rightwinger3  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:29:43am

re: #140 doppelganglander

Jules: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Brett: No.

Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.

Vincent: A Royale with cheese.

Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?

Brett: Because of the metric system?

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.

English, motherf'er...do you speak it?

212 MandyManners  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:29:44am

I wonder if he made a secret side trip to Soros' home town.

213 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:29:52am

It was Charles (The Hammer) Martel, the Frankish Duke, who drove back the Saracens at the Battle of Tours in 732, saving Western Civilization and Europe from military conquest by the Saracens for 1276 years.

Charlemagne (Charles I) came later.

214 Izzy Dunne  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:29:57am

re: #186 sattv4u2

an ANAGRAM of that is Aa MOB!

How about A MOAB ?

215 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:30:23am

re: #212 MandyManners

I wonder if he made a secret side trip to Soros' home town.

Where was he staying overnight?

216 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:30:40am

re: #213 quickjustice

Tell me you had to look that up . . .

217 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:30:44am

re: #211 rightwinger3

"'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"

218 Egfrow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:30:58am

Obama's cocky ass believes he has an aura of invincibility around him being a shield made of the MSM and sycophantic staff members. He has too much faith in the loyalty he's being granted now. It will all turn on him in a New York minute. Ask McCain, he understands the MSM ability to turn on you more than most.

219 itellu3times  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:30:58am

re: #203 Iron Fist

,

Sawed-off shotgun (barrel under 18") is a Federal felony. Good for up to ten years in Club Fed, IIRC. It's a stupid law, but it is the law for now. Even the current Supreme Court is unlikely to overturn laws about sawed-offs. Dude is hosed.

So, OK, I can't buy a pistol that shoots shotgun cartridges? Pity. Somebody better go arrest Hellboy.

220 JohnnyReb  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:31:13am

re: #203 Iron Fist

,

Sawed-off shotgun (barrel under 18") is a Federal felony. Good for up to ten years in Club Fed, IIRC. It's a stupid law, but it is the law for now. Even the current Supreme Court is unlikely to overturn laws about sawed-offs. Dude is hosed.

Yes, but black powder sawed off shotguns are exempt.

221 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:31:18am

re: #217 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

222 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:32:01am

re: #219 itellu3times
Somebody, IIRC makes a revolver that shoots .410 rounds.

223 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:32:09am

re: #182 quickjustice

Was Charlemagne the same as Charles (the Hammer) Martel? At times in their history, the French have saved Western Civilization. Their alliance with us certainly doomed the British during the American Revolution.

When they're allies, they're good to have on board. When they play games, they can be unpleasant.

You're right. Thanks. It was Martel whom I was thinking of -- the battle of Tours -- grandfather of Charlemagne.

224 kansas  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:32:47am

re: #217 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

"'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"


Say what one more time,

225 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:32:48am

re: #218 Egfrow

Obama's cocky ass believes he has an aura of invincibility around him being a shield made of the MSM and sycophantic staff members. He has too much faith in the loyalty he's being granted now. It will all turn on him in a New York minute. Ask McCain, he understands the MSM ability to turn on you more than most.

I don't know why you think they will turn on him... I can't see it... I hope I'm wrong but I see the swooning continuing until November 4...

226 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:33:21am

re: #201 tfc3rid

It's funny you should point that out. I have a number of Dem/liberal friends who, when I point our historical precedents and historical reasons why their ideas won't work, have the attitude of "f**k history, this is the way the world SHOULD be." They haven't a clue that it is that kind of collectivist mentality that caused the starvation deaths of millions under Stalin's Five-Year Plan, Mao's Cultural Revolution and Pol Pot's Great Re-Education.

They criticize the Right/Conservatives for not respecting nature aka Gaia, Mother Earth (who, if she really is Mom, should be reported to whatever CPS unit has jurisdiction over her) when they fail to respect history which is the best indicator of the human nature they seek to change.

227 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:33:23am

re: #205 Teacake!

I'm not interested in sacrificing anything for the global good.

What's more, it is never, ever for the good.

Everytime communism, central planning, top-downward, authoritative crap is tried, it always results in misery, poverty, filth, and death.

228 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:33:54am

re: #213 quickjustice

It was Charles (The Hammer) Martel, the Frankish Duke, who drove
back the Saracens at the Battle of Tours in 732, saving Western
Civilization and Europe from military conquest by the Saracens for 1276
years.

Charlemagne (Charles I) came later.

And it was Dave (The Hammer) Schultz, the Flyers winger, who racked up 472 penalty minutes in 1974-75, saving the Flyers Stanely Cup Championship from the Buffalo Sabres.

229 Dianna  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:34:24am

re: #182 quickjustice

No, Charles Martel was two generations before Charlemagne. Charles the Great was crowned Holy Roman Emperor in 800; Martel fought the battle of Tours in 740 or so. I'd have to look the date up.

230 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:34:26am

If Obama refuses to answer only idiots keep asking....
Katie Couric To Obama: People Are "Scratching Their Heads" About Your Opposition To Surge

You rarely see an interview couch such hopeless inanity in the pretense of not getting an answer to the question, but, what can I say? Couric's a whiz at this. You see the problems coming a mile away when Couric frames the discussion as a response to people "scratching their heads," people "asking why," and people whose "eyebrows" are raised. Such people, of course, do not exist and cannot be named.

Spin!

231 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:34:28am

re: #219 itellu3times

So, OK, I can't buy a pistol that shoots shotgun cartridges? Pity. Somebody better go arrest Hellboy.

Like to see them try.

232 Crusader Rabbit  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:34:31am

Hey Obama, mange moi

233 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:35:15am

re: #188 Opinionated

Louis XVI concluded the alliance with America, ensuring American victory over the British. We owe him that much respect.

As for the guillotine, while continuing to live in splendor in Versailles, Louis XVI was far more withdrawn and cloistered from the French people than his great-great grandfather, Louis XIV. As the people suffered, Louis and the royal family hid. The appearance of callous indifference to the plight of the French peasants cost the French royal family their lives.

234 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:35:27am

re: #227 Silhouette

What's more, it is never, ever for the good.

Everytime
communism, central planning, top-downward, authoritative crap is tried,
it always results in misery, poverty, filth, and death.

Or as P.J. O'Rourke said "The worship of collective power always results in some kind of drive-by shooting."

235 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:35:34am

Rush running Sarkozy sound bites. Makes the donks sound positively traitorous.

236 brainwizard73  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:35:40am

re: #213 quickjustice

We could use a new "Hammer" or two. Clearly Martel won the battle, but the war is still in doubt.

237 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:35:47am

re: #228 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

And it was Dave (The Hammer) Schultz, the Flyers winger, who racked up 472 penalty minutes in 1974-75, saving the Flyers Stanely Cup Championship from the Buffalo Sabres.

Always there for Philly... Here's looking down at you!

238 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:36:05am

re: #226 calcajun

dude, reality gets in the way of their utopian vision.

239 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:36:15am

MSM hearts Obama. (my linky don't worky): [Link: www.ibdeditorials.com...]

240 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:36:25am

re: #197 WrathofG-d

you trying to say that the O"ssiah will CHANGE history and HOPE you don't notice?

(Bypassing the humor *grin*) ... I wonder if maybe he has such an inflated self-esteem that his own concept of history is all that matters to him.

/I may be over-thinking it

241 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:36:26am

re: #235 pingjockey

Rush running Sarkozy sound bites. Makes the donks sound positively traitorous.

Like that's a challenge.

242 Teacake!  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:36:30am

I'm pretty sure the no more walls is referring to his master Soros's ideal for borderless world, open societies. Meaning I assume, the over population that other countries can't support will immigrate here and we will be obligated to sacrifice and pay the tab, like we do now, but there's that global poverty tax he wants to impose on us as well. Anyone know how that bill is coming along?

243 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:36:38am

re: #221 lawhawk

Marcellus for President! He'll get Winston Wolf to got to Iraq and "fix" things. Of course, I don't think he'll be too sensitive to any gay rights issues--not anymore.

244 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:36:47am

re: #210 Creeping Eruption,

It depends on what kind of mood the Feds are in. They went after Randy Weaver for being 1/4" too short.

Ten years seems a bit over the line to me. It is avoiding a tax, for God's sake. It should be a misdemenor and a fine at max.

They actually make 12 ga. pistols that only require a $5 tax. You can't put a stock on 'em, but they are cute.

245 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:36:48am

re: #192 doppelganglander

Thanks! You work fast, my friend! ;-)

246 nyc redneck  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:37:01am

re: #68 Charles

What? He couldn't even come out with a "merci beaucoup" for the French press?

he didn't say 'mer see beau KOOO', because he knows he says it like such an idiot.

247 jaunte  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:37:10am

re: #44 zombie

When it was rumored that Obama might visit the Vatican on his European tour, the Pope's palindromist was heard to remark,

"Amabo Obama."

That palindrome has a boob as its centerpiece.

248 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:37:12am

re: #237 tfc3rid

Always there for Philly... Here's looking down at you!

We'll see what happens after tonight's game. Jamie Moyer pitches a hell of a game & we lose. Santana pitches a hell of a game & you lose. Baseball's a funny sport.

249 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:37:13am

re: #228 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

;-)

250 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:37:26am

re: #202 calcajun

More like a Freudian half-slip with a camisole.

ROFL!

251 MJBrutus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:37:34am

re: #235 pingjockey

Makes them sound positively commie! Sarkozy talks about our only limits in America being set by our willingness to work and that we not owed anything that we do not earn.

252 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:37:54am

re: #241 JamesTKirk
I know, but still it is very cool of Sarkozy to speak of our troops sacrifices for Europe and France.

253 JamesTKirk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:38:01am

re: #247 jaunte

That palindrome has a boob as its centerpiece.

Never say "boob" as if it's a bad thing.

254 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:38:06am

re: #238 WrathofG-d

No, reality must be overcome, no matter the cost to the people for whom we are trying to make it.

255 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:38:39am

re: #236 brainwizard73

We could use a new "Hammer" or two. Clearly Martel won the battle, but the war is still in doubt.

Judas "The Hammer" Maccabee, Charles "The Hammer" Martel - it's just a great name for defending civilization.

256 jcm  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:38:52am

re: #222 pingjockey

Somebody, IIRC makes a revolver that shoots .410 rounds.

Taurus .45/410 Revolver

257 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:39:34am

re: #250 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Would you prefer a Freudian bustier with garters?

258 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:39:37am

re: #228 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

And it was Dave (The Hammer) Schultz, the Flyers winger, who racked up 472 penalty minutes in 1974-75, saving the Flyers Stanely Cup Championship from the Buffalo Sabres.

puck you

259 JohnnyReb  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:39:38am

re: #244 Iron Fist

,

It depends on what kind of mood the Feds are in. They went after Randy Weaver for being 1/4" too short.

Ten years seems a bit over the line to me. It is avoiding a tax, for God's sake. It should be a misdemenor and a fine at max.

They actually make 12 ga. pistols that only require a $5 tax. You can't put a stock on 'em, but they are cute.

I would not want to shoot that thing. That is a wrist breaker if you don't have a good rock solid grip on it.

260 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:40:04am

re: #256 jcm
Hah! Cool. Real good for 'varmints'!

261 Dianna  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:40:13am

re: #192 doppelganglander

Excellent! I pulled it off the top of my head, I bow to your research skills!

262 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:40:35am

re: #255 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

You're forgetting Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, of those great blaxplotation flicks of the 70's.

263 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:41:06am

My apologies to all for screwing up history.

/NOT channeling Obama ... thank G*d

264 itellu3times  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:41:13am

re: #222 pingjockey

Somebody, IIRC makes a revolver that shoots .410 rounds.

Hmm, apparently so, more or less:
[Link: www.freerepublic.com...]

265 doppelganglander  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:41:18am

Drudge at the moment has a hilarious picture of Sarkozy and Obama. They're on a staircase, with Sarkozy two or three steps up from Obama. Sarkozy's sizable heels are clearly visible. With all that, his head is barely even with Obama's.

266 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:41:22am

re: #262 calcajun

You're forgetting Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, of those great blaxplotation flicks of the 70's.

Sweet Christmas, you're right! I hope they don't take away my funk card for that oversight!

267 Golem Akbar  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:41:28am

#242 Teacake: I'm pretty sure the no more walls is referring to his master Soros's ideal for borderless world, open societies. Meaning I assume, the over population that other countries can't support will immigrate here and we will be obligated to sacrifice and pay the tab, like we do now, but there's that global poverty tax he wants to impose on us as well. Anyone know how that bill is coming along?

(my computer is not doing its thing)
Teacake: you are right on bingo.

268 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:41:30am

re: #253 JamesTKirk

And "tit", too.

269 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:41:37am

re: #248 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

We'll see what happens after tonight's game. Jamie Moyer pitches a hell of a game & we lose. Santana pitches a hell of a game & you lose. Baseball's a funny sport.

Ahhh... But the echoes... You were up 7.5... We've come back... Lead by 1... Ooooohhh... Scarrrrrryyyyyyy....

/

270 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:41:54am

re: #244 Iron Fist

The feds around here lately have been going after heroin dealers. There have been a number of od's of young kids from the suburbs (gasp) so they have been coming down hard on the dealers, rolling up tons of distribution centers.

This guy is a 57 year old drunk who lives in his moms basement. I sure hope the feds focus their resources elsewhere and let the DA handle it.

271 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:42:01am

re: #266 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Turn in your platform shoes, jive turkey.

272 vagabond trader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:42:37am

re: #154 WrathofG-d

and from Israel to Berlin was pretty weird as well.

273 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:42:59am

re: #257 calcajun

Would you prefer a Freudian bustier with garters?

Is that what the dancers in Can-Can wore, which offended Nikita so much? If so, sounds good.

274 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:43:58am

re: #273 pre-Boomer Marine brat

You know, I have all these happy visions this lovely Friday. So much for getting any real work done.

275 FurryOldGuyJeans  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:44:00am

re: #253 JamesTKirk

Never say "boob" as if it's a bad thing.

"Obama is a boob" is a good thing?!?

276 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:44:18am

re: #205 Teacake!

Its so hard to keep track of BO's list of what he will demand of American's. I'm serious about wanting a list, because other than government controlled health care, he has said we will have to make sacrifices! I'm not interested in sacrificing anything for the global good. I don't have a fancy life, don't even own a car or an AC. I don't eat much either... if I did eat less as BO demands we Americans consider for global approval - well, I'm really not interested in the government dictating my food intake.

Anyhow, he demands a lot and so far hasn't offered anything other than national health care, hope and change.

I'd like to compile a list of his demands, as he sounds more like a dictator than a presidential candidate.

Sacrifices except for national health care? That will be a sacrifice!

277 nyc redneck  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:44:21am

i bet sarkozy sees thru this moron and does not want to see america elect him.
sarkozy praised america when he came here.
he respects america more than b.o. does.

278 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:44:24am

re: #256 jcm

Taurus .45/410 Revolver

Just wondering, what does the use of shot do to the lands?

280 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:45:12am

re: #216 Creeping Eruption

Just finished reading Hussey's "Secret History of Paris". My memory isn't THAT good! ;-)

281 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:45:31am

re: #275 FurryOldGuyJeans
Well, it is an accurate descriptor.

282 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:45:47am

re: #240 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Ok if we are going to be arm-chair psychologists, here is my take:

Obama, and his campaign, as byproducts of the 1960's "revolution" are exceptionally proud of themselves and truly see their place in history of one of CHANGE. This is not only change from GWB, or the old way of doing American politics but an international hippy universalist change of the way EVERYTHING works. Obama, and his campaign, actually see this young (CHANGE), black (CHANGE), guy as the spark that is going to finally accomplish all of their holier-than-thou socialist, universalist, humanist, one-world living side-by-side holding hands, "revolution" that failed in the 1960s.

Thus, they have so fully bought into their own hype and mishagaus about the O'ssiahness of their guy, they are only looking forward toward this NEW world that they are going to change, History no longer matters because it is the 2nd coming, the socialst, Leftist rapture if you will.

He is appealing to the young, spoiled, hippy-esque youth of the World, who have a scorn for the "old" realities (that communism kills more than it saves) and think that "anything is possible" if you solely will it!

History doesn't matter.....with The O'ssiah, everything will be different.

283 FurryOldGuyJeans  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:45:59am

re: #281 pingjockey

Well, it is an accurate descriptor.

Too bland for me. ;)

284 vagabond trader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:46:11am

What time will the Obama be paying respects to the dead in Normandy?

285 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:46:18am

If youv'e seen the video of this, I apologise for this superfluous link:
[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

I was amazed how utterly bored and disdainful sarkozy looks, listening to BO's speech.
That is definitely not a treasured moment in BOs campaing, I don't think!

286 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:46:20am

re: #276 Kosh's Shadow

Sacrifices except for national health care? That will be a sacrifice!

When I hear Barry O say that we must make sacrifices, why do I get these running images of Moloch, Aztec priests and "The Wicker Man" (the original with Christopher Lee)?

287 x-ray  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:46:37am

re: #219 itellu3times

Here's a pistol that shoot shotgun cartridges.

288 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:46:41am

re: #274 calcajun

You know, I have all these happy visions this lovely Friday. So much for getting any real work done.

Bustier visions?
You shouldn't keep abreast of things so well.

/was it trying too much?

289 Opinionated  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:46:41am

re: #3 Kosh's Shadow

Can we swap Obama for Sarkozy?

Michelle for Carla. With or without the husbands.

290 FurryOldGuyJeans  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:47:30am

If the Euros are so fond of the Obamassiah they can have him.

291 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:47:35am

I asked a one- world-er dufus lady (has her charms, bless 'er) just which set of laws should apply in her utopian vision of the future- locked her mind up and lost favor(s).

292 Pyrocles  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:47:46am

Everyone is forced down to the lowest social strata to prevent class envy. All people are not equal in intelligence, motivation, or desire; "equality" MUST be enforced by the government with an iron fist in order for Communism to succeed.

Commie wanna-bes just do not understand that. "The next time, we'll get Communism right; without the brutal government oppression", they say. Well, you NEED that oppression to keep every member of society equal to the lowest member.

re: #227 Silhouette

What's more, it is never, ever for the good.

Everytime communism, central planning, top-downward, authoritative crap is tried, it always results in misery, poverty, filth, and death.

293 HoosierHoops  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:47:47am

Obama sera en France pour plusieurs hours.he a beaucoup de temps pour apprendre le français

294 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:48:00am

re: #284 vagabond trader
What? Didn't you know those were imperialist invaders, attacking the peaceful EU Hitler had diplomatically put together?!
Moonbat leftist mode off.

295 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:48:07am

re: #284 vagabond trader

"This is the 6 beaches that my grandfather liberated during the 3rd world war between the West and the Nazis, after Germany bomed pearl harbor"

-Obama @ Normandy.

296 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:48:31am

re: #282 WrathofG-d

Wrath strikes again.
That's it!

297 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:48:34am
298 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:49:05am

re: #278 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Just wondering, what does the use of shot do to the lands?

No ill effects if not using "waterfowl" shot.

Your wrist will eventually not appreciate your big bore habit, however.

299 beens21  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:49:15am

re: #60 Creeping Eruption

I wonder if it was this guy.

300 vagabond trader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:49:28am

re: #295 WrathofG-d

pos couldn't liberate a bathtub.

301 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:49:35am

re: #282 WrathofG-d

And you touch upon their disdain of human history, which if they ever understood it (they read it but don't "get" it) would tell them that their vision is nothing new. It's been tried before with disastrous results. Millions have died on that Utopian alter only to show that the system of which they dream does not work. But, it's part of their insanity that they are bound and determined to keep trying the same thing hoping the results will be different.

302 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:49:36am
303 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:49:56am

re: #284 vagabond trader

What time will the Obama be paying respects to the dead in Normandy?

Right after he pays his respects at Belleau Wood.

304 Opinionated  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:50:13am

re: #233 quickjustice

Thanks for the history lesson.

But the question is: who who will history rate as more of an arrogant pompous jerk, Obama or Louis XVI?

305 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:50:16am

re: #287 x-ray

Here's a pistol that shoot shotgun cartridges.

Remember "Phantasm"? I so want to see The Mythbusters to see if a shotgun shell taped to a hammer can be used as a makeshift door-opener.

306 doppelganglander  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:51:18am

re: #261 Dianna

Excellent! I pulled it off the top of my head, I bow to your research skills!

Thanks! It just took a minute on Wiki and was faster than trying to type out an explanation. I'm impressed you could do it off the top of your head.

307 jcm  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:51:20am

re: #305 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Remember "Phantasm"? I so want to see The Mythbusters to see if a shotgun shell taped to a hammer can be used as a makeshift door-opener.

The Mythbusters to see if a shotgun shell taped to a hammer can be used as a makeshift door-opener hand remover.

Fixed

308 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:51:22am

Please, please let someone photograph Eaubama sipping French wine and sampling cheese.

Please.

309 nyc redneck  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:51:37am

re: #302 ploome hineni

remember how they killed Piggy in Lord of the FLies?

the voice of reason must be shut

i'm so scared by that book, still.
lol

310 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:51:55am

re: #304 Opinionated

Err, uhh, err, uhhh, uhhh, errr . . . . Forget the French language-- the question now is whether this guy speaks English!

311 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:52:08am

re: #305 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Remember "Phantasm"? I so want to see The Mythbusters to see if a shotgun shell taped to a hammer can be used as a makeshift door-opener.

Uh, um let me think... uh , which of your, uh, friends, ah, are you gonna have, umm, try that out?

312 Teacake!  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:52:34am

When I think of how this national health care would come off I think of how FEMA handled things here in New Orleans, same with the army corp of engineers, I think of government housing projects, school lunches... basically, we get the little crumbs left after all the government people skim their portions off the top. At this point it seems the post office is the best the gov has to offer.

I also think our medical records would belong to the gov. And there would be hundreds of reasons we might not get serviced - for instance smokers, people with expensive pre-conditions, blah blah blah... I'd much rather see local clinics that perhaps received some gov funding, but not that the gov controls.

313 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:52:44am

re: #308 godfrey
The obamessiah does not eat, drink, or shit. He is perfect and has no human flaws. //////

314 x-ray  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:53:25am

re: #305 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Yes I actually do remember Phantasm. That would be a cool Mythbusters test but I think the answer would be "Busted".

315 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:53:26am

re: #299 beens21

LMAO. Love how he "pulls over" and then needs to take a leak.

316 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:53:48am

re: #305 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Remember "Phantasm"? I so want to see The Mythbusters to see if a shotgun shell taped to a hammer can be used as a makeshift door-opener.

Movie trivia -- see "The Lives of a Bengal Lancer", Gary Cooper. Their pistols have been taken, but they still have their cartridges. They empty the powder into the lock mechanism on the cell door ...

317 kansas  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:53:55am

re: #310 quickjustice

Err, uhh, err, uhhh, uhhh, errr . . . . Forget the French language-- the question now is whether this guy speaks English!


That's English interspersed with the long uhhhhs, errrs, and anduhs.

318 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:54:10am

re: #307 jcm

The Mythbusters to see if a shotgun shell taped to a hammer can be used as a makeshift door-opener hand remover.

Fixed

LOL!

319 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:54:34am

re: #312 Teacake!

At this point it seems the post office is the best the gov has to offer.

Thank eBay, according to my Going postal friend.
Your whole post was beautiful, by the way.

320 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:54:57am

When will Eaubama visit la Vendée?

321 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:55:12am

re: #308 godfrey

Please, please let someone photograph Eaubama sipping French wine and sampling cheese.

Please.

PLEASE let someone photograph Obama trying to beat a French pig to a truffle!

322 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:55:54am

re: #314 x-ray

Yes I actually do remember Phantasm. That would be a cool Mythbusters test but I think the answer would be "Busted".


I'm sure Lance could adapt his sword-swinging robot rig to swing a shotgunned-up hammer.

323 realwest  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:56:12am

re: #285 yma o hyd
I hadn't seen that before, thanks. Sarkozky looks like a guy who has to go to the bathroom and is waiting for this fool to shut up! LOL!
I just can't wait until McCain wins - despite what appear to be all odds against him - and the Europeans realize that they have, once again, bet on the wrong horse in this race.
And McCain is known for his long memory!

324 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:57:05am

re: #320 godfrey

When will Eaubama visit la Vendée?

"Your Highness, the peasants are revolting!"
"You're telling me - they stink on ice!"
/History of The World Part One

325 MJBrutus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:57:09am

re: #282 WrathofG-d

mishagaus

Great word! Haven't heard it in a while :-)

326 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:57:21am

re: #313 pingjockey

The obamessiah does not eat, drink, or shit. He is perfect and has no human flaws. //////

Can you imagine how much Obama poop would sell for on ebay, though?

327 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:57:27am

re: #301 calcajun

The education system (or at least the environment at Schools) enforce and foster this misunderstanding of history.

I was a marxist socialsit in College. Did I really know what that meant?..not so much! But even less did I know what happened in every instance that it was tried.

The education system as it is today builds onward-socialist soldiers, to finally "pefect, the perfect system that we are on the edge of finally realizing....and would be create a utopia but for the evil of Westernism."

Do I think Socialism could work? Yes, possibly. Do I believe it is the answer? Definately not. (and it for sure, sure isn't going to work if the Socialists of today are in charge.) I'd vote for a religous socialism.

328 realwest  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:57:40am

Well all y'all I gotta go try to mush some lunch now.
I hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

329 Teacake!  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:58:11am

#319 - Capitalist Tool

LOL! You might be right about ebay! I have often thought ebay saved the post office! LOL

oh and thanks.

330 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 10:58:18am

re: #328 realwest

Well all y'all I gotta go try to mush some lunch now.
I hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

Farewell realwest... Be well!

331 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:00:47am

re: #329 Teacake!

It's a sad thought that the Post Office is the best the Gov't has to offer.
Exclusing military endeavors, of course, (won't get started on the big green weenie).

332 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:01:44am

re: #326 tfc3rid
Hahahahaha! Some kkkoz kid would buy it.

333 jorline  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:01:50am

In the immortal words of Cheech & Chong...Parlez-vous-a-huma-huma

334 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:02:54am

re: #323 realwest

Your words to God's ear, my friend.

re: #321 pre-Boomer Marine brat

It would also do to photograph him sniffing at rillettes, confused.

re: #324 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Ha. Did Eaubama ever question France's strict policy of laïcité? He's the Shining Shaman of Faith, n'est-ce pas?

Rien pour la foi, Monsieur Eaubama? Tant pis pour nous.

335 Teacake!  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:03:04am

Like - the military being obligated to respect the culture of the enemy?

336 Egfrow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:03:26am

re: #225 tfc3rid

I don't know why you think they will turn on him... I can't see it... I hope I'm wrong but I see the swooning continuing until November 4...

Human Nature. Pure Human Nature. No-one can stand fakes for too long, Not even other fakes.

337 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:05:27am

re: #336 Egfrow

Human Nature. Pure Human Nature. No-one can stand fakes for too long, Not even other fakes.

I wish I could share in your optimism... I will fight to defeat the Obama menace but I think his 'legions' are too strong this time...

338 HoosierHoops  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:06:07am

re: #328 realwest

Well all y'all I gotta go try to mush some lunch now.
I hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

se bientôt .. Realwest ont un grand jour

/ I'm practicing french just in case obama gets elected

339 jorline  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:07:32am

re: #70 Killian Bundy

Why the hell is he holding a joint press conference with the French President?

/what gaul!

That would be de gaulle in French.

340 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:08:40am

re: #327 WrathofG-d

Socialism is as much a religion as any organized faith, and a lot less tolerant. In order for socialism to really work, everyone must be on the same idealogical page--all must be working toward the greater collective good. Otherwise, there is dissension, distraction and failure of the great and lofty goals. The grumblers have to be re-educated and re-trained to think like the rest of us so that there are no more "reactionary" elements and we can go forward into the broad sunlit uplands! (Churchill would cringe, but I could not resist)

But, if we can't retrain them, they must be liquidated. Sorry, but society demands it.

341 Teacake!  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:09:07am

I have no doubt at all that should - God forbid - BO get elected that he would build a mosque on WH grounds and demand we sacrifice those walls and introduce sharia in our Constitution.

342 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:11:06am

re: #323 realwest

McCain should look at the faces of the European leaders BO has met - Angela Merkel yesterday looked just about polite, and as if she had a slice of lemon in her mouth when shaking BO's hand.
Sarkozy - wow, i could not believe it, he's been to a visit here in the UK and he was beaming all the time, huge difference.
We'll see how Gordon looks tomorrow (yeah BO is gracing us with his presence ...!).

I think the leaders are exceedingly underwhelmed - adn they have met him face to face without a teleprompter. Also, they dislike being used a campaign fodder. I'm sure McCain will see that, just as in the USA, BO is a fabrication of media hype, and the people and eladers don't really fall for him.

I think McCain is very wise not to do such a tour - the time for that is after Nov 4, when he's won the election.

343 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:11:14am

re: #336 Egfrow

Human Nature. Pure Human Nature. No-one can stand fakes for too long, Not even other fakes.

Tell that to the Germans when they stuck themselves with the Nazi party.

Speaking of which, I look at Barry's press coverage and am amazed that the MSM has unwittingly made either a sequel or a re-make of "Triumph of the Will" The only thing missing is the shots of the zeppelins.

344 runrabbitrun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:12:03am

re: #336 Egfrow

Human Nature. Pure Human Nature. No-one can stand fakes for too long, Not even other fakes.

I see The World Tour as another distraction thrown to distract the conversation from his positions, past associations and empty resume, but Obama Mission Control is brilliant, purely politically speaking.

I hope that the dynamic that allowed them to leave Hillary in the dust despite Barry's continual later losses in the primaries won't be successful here: build up a huge lead in brand loyalty and enthusiasm that will make up for any doubts later.

The polls aren't telegraphing that, though - yet

345 KenJen  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:12:53am

I heard BHO visited the Clichy-sous-Bois district of Paris to do a little "community organizing". Apparently they've been having a little trouble with "youths" in that region for some time now. BHO to the rescue.

346 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:12:54am

re: #313 pingjockey

Ever hear the expression "farting perfume"?

347 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:13:34am

Okay--I get it:

"Audacity of Hope" = "Triumph of the Will"

348 Egfrow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:14:13am

re: #343 calcajun

Tell that to the Germans when they stuck themselves with the Nazi party.

Speaking of which, I look at Barry's press coverage and am amazed that the MSM has unwittingly made either a sequel or a re-make of "Triumph of the Will" The only thing missing is the shots of the zeppelins.

The main difference between Germans and Americans, at least the ones I know, is that Americans are individualists and like to think for themselves while the German people of the day always turned to the state.

349 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:14:40am

re: #327 WrathofG-d

That is very interesting - and with your take on BO, I wonder if you also see the parallells between progressivism and fascism which Goldberg describes in his book 'Liberal Fascism'.
BO fits precisely into that scheme, as do his admirers.
I find the parallells pretty scary, but they do explain very well a number of things which I only felt but couldn't articulate.

350 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:15:05am

re: #340 calcajun

In order for socialism to really work, everyone must be on the same idealogical page

By their own plan, the state cannot "fade away" until everyone is socialist. Thus they must take over the world. They are quite open in this goal.

351 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:17:24am

re: #317 kansas

If Bush gets grief about saying "nucular", that makes Obama's "misspeaks" both open season, and shooting fish in a barrel!

352 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:17:38am

re: #343 calcajun

Aww - Riefenstahl was much much better!
That plane, coming out of the clouds as the sun breaks through, bearing Hitler to the rally at Nurmeberg - unsurpassed! BO and his lot are bloody greenhorns compared to her, and bad ones at that as well.

353 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:17:55am

re: #350 Silhouette

Which will never happen because of basic human nature. So, the state will always exist. I kinda think Marx and Engels knew that all along.

354 grumpy old codger  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:18:45am

re: #44 zombie
Excellent! Take a gold star out of petty cash!

355 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:19:27am

re: #348 Egfrow

The main difference between Germans and Americans, at least the ones I know, is that Americans are individualists and like to think for themselves while the German people of the day always turned to the state.

I'll never forget a plane trip in the early '70s when the German seated next to me said that " the Americans have it all wrong on oil business. We Germans all own and share the oil resources, not some companies."

I asked him just which of the world's great discoveries or oilfields or tech innovations were German?

He never spoke another word the entire trip to Tokyo, which was hours and hours.

356 steveegg  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:19:38am

re: #38 lawhawk

Jacques Kerri?

Sounds close enough.

357 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:19:42am

re: #343 calcajun

Berlin was the only part of Germany to vote overwhelmingly against Hitler in the final election in which he was elected Chancellor. The rural areas of Germany, and Bavaria, were overwhelmingly pro-Nazi.

358 Boxy_brown  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:19:44am

I am so, so, so sick of Barack Obama.

359 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:19:47am

re: #352 yma o hyd

I agree. Just imagine if she could have done it in the Technicolor film stock they had in that day. Cripes; look at how vibrant "Gone With the Wind" and "Wizard of Oz" are. The MSM are rank amateurs.

360 Capitalist Tool  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:20:42am

re: #352 yma o hyd

Aww - Riefenstahl was much much better!
That plane, coming out of the clouds as the sun breaks through, bearing Hitler to the rally at Nurmeberg - unsurpassed! BO and his lot are bloody greenhorns compared to her, and bad ones at that as well.

Please, no praise of L.R.
Mussolini made the trains run on time.
/

361 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:21:41am

re: #357 quickjustice

I know--the Nazis won a minor majority in the Reichstag and Hindenburg had Hitler form a coalition government. The rest is bloody history.

362 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:23:47am

re: #317 kansas

That's English interspersed with the long uhhhhs, errrs, and anduhs.

So Obama speaks "Uhhhh-by duhhhh-by".

[shout out to all you "Zoom" fans]

363 SFGoth  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:24:56am

It's funny. At my law firm, one of the (3) shareholders speaks some French, and we have a *beautiful* French/French Caribbean girl who obviously does, and in the past we've had several others that speak some French. I'm in the non-French crowd (basic German and Japanese). So, the French speakers go on and on in French and I barge in with Doitch or Nippongo. French is a pretty language, but I'm not about to learn it.

364 grumpy old codger  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:25:33am

re: #141 Occasional Reader
If bad puns were a crime, you'd be on death row.

365 godfrey  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:28:00am

Eaubama a dit:

"I am a candidate for president," he said. "But there's a wonderful tradition in the United States, that's not always observed, but I think is a good one. Which is that you don't spend time criticizing a sitting president when you're overseas."

Weasel.

366 grumpy old codger  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:28:38am

re: #182 quickjustice
No, if i remember correctly Charles Martel was Charlemagne's grandfather.

367 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:28:50am

As much as I might not like the Jr. Senator from Illinois, I think this crosses the line in going after him:

[Link: elections.foxnews.com...]


It's like wire-tapping a confessional.

368 Egfrow  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:28:59am

re: #355 Capitalist Tool

A good portion of Americans have been conned into believing corporations are responsible for all the problems while never rationalizing where every single thing that makes their lives comfortable actually comes from.

369 runrabbitrun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:32:05am

re: #362 Occasional Reader

So Obama speaks "Uhhhh-by duhhhh-by".

[shout out to all you "Zoom" fans]

Hey Occasional Reader! Thanks for the Zoom shout-out!

Wasn't there some kind of puzzle or riddle behind the specifics of Ubby Dubby (sp?)? I actually tried googling this just a few weeks ago as I was asking my daughters if they ever figured it out - they gave clues in each Zoom mention of what this secret language was and was not - and my kids didn't know.

If you have any insight into the answer, me and the grampa rabbit'd be much obliged...

(If you know how to do that hand trick which made it look like the Zoom cast could cross their arms and pass them through each other, it'd be great too!)

370 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:32:07am
371 grumpy old codger  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:34:10am

re: #262 calcajun

You're forgetting Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, of those great blaxplotation flicks of the 70's.

Also, Edward III, the Hammer of the Scots.

372 kansas  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:34:16am

re: #308 godfrey

Please, please let someone photograph Eaubama sipping French wine and sampling cheese.

Please.

So Chris Matthews can get another tingle up his leg?

373 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:34:38am

re: #370 ploome hineni

I read it as, "Obama says that Israel can defend itself against rockets but says Palestinians must have a place from which to launch rockets at Israel."

374 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:35:11am
375 winston06  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:36:13am

Hussein Obama is embarrassing. Who does he think he is?

376 tfc3rid  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:36:38am

re: #375 winston06

Hussein Obama is embarrassing. Who does he think he is?

He thinks he is the President of the United States.

377 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:36:47am

re: #367 calcajun

As much as I might not like the Jr. Senator from Illinois, I think this crosses the line in going after him:

[Link: elections.foxnews.com...]


It's like wire-tapping a confessional.

I agree. It is absolutely over the line.

378 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:36:54am
379 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:37:03am

re: #369 runrabbitrun

Your "Zoom" knowlege clearly exceeds mine. Sorry, no help!

380 grumpy old codger  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:38:11am

re: #282 WrathofG-d

And Wrath,
What will happen when these elitists see that their idea of utopia is being restrained by people, organizations and other groups? When the "obstructionists" stand in the way of the paradise tha The Messiah has promised them?
With France and Russia as models, I foresee a tyranny. Mind you, in their eyes, a beneficial tyranny.
Remember Saint Juste!

381 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:39:13am

re: #371 grumpy old codger

Also, Edward III, the Hammer of the Scots.

You will not mention that man.

/on pain of being bombarded with bagpipe videos

382 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:39:36am

re: #360 Capitalist Tool

Please, no praise of L.R.
Mussolini made the trains run on time.
/

Sorry - forgot the sarc tag!
I'm indeed not praising her, that would be on the same level as praising Goebbels for his (for the Nazis) outstanding success at propaganda.

383 runrabbitrun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:43:14am

re: #379 Occasional Reader

Your "Zoom" knowlege clearly exceeds mine. Sorry, no help!

well, sending thanks anyway - after two biological kids and over 20 foster children - now you know why this old rabbit's fur is graying - you can imagine how many Zoom episodes I've sat through (at least that's my excuse)

384 sngnsgt  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:43:20am

I had French toast for breakfast yesterday, that's more French than Obama knows.

385 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:43:53am

re: #371 grumpy old codger

I kind torn on the old Mallus Scotus. I have English and Scots blood in me. But, it's the dozens of times I've seen Braveheart that make me dislike him.

386 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:44:46am

re: #381 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Ohhh. Someone let the cat out of the haggis.

387 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:46:01am

re: #386 calcajun

Ohhh. Someone let the cat out of the haggis.

*grin*
I've seen it written that the Highland pipes are the sound of a cat caught in a garbage disposal

/still music to the ear

388 grumpy old codger  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:46:35am

re: #381 pre-Boomer Marine brat

You will not mention that man.

/on pain of being bombarded with bagpipe videos

My grandmother, a Mackinnon from Skye, used to regale us with tales of how Longshanks, when he died before he could launch another expoediution north to conquer the Scots, arranged to have the flesh boiled off his bones, so that the bones could go into battle.
Like him or not, a tough dude!

389 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:48:20am

re: #387 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Aye, tis but a poor piper that makes such a wail. But a deft man will make sweet sounds indeed such that will lift the spirit and chill the blood of our enemies.

390 Son of the Black Dog  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:49:30am

re: #284 vagabond trader

What time will the Obama be paying respects to the dead in Normandy?

You're assuming the BHO even knows where Normandy is or what happened there. Both of which I doubt.

391 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:49:32am

re: #384 sngnsgt

I had French toast for breakfast yesterday, that's more French than Obama knows.

French "toast"

(this comes up as the top result in a Google search for "French Military Victories")

click the link ... "Did you mean: french military defeats"

392 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:51:45am

re: #388 grumpy old codger

My grandmother, a Mackinnon from Skye, used to regale us with tales of how Longshanks, when he died before he could launch another expoediution north to conquer the Scots, arranged to have the flesh boiled off his bones, so that the bones could go into battle.
Like him or not, a tough dude!

Yes, it would take a man like that.

393 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:52:34am

re: #389 calcajun

Aye, tis but a poor piper that makes such a wail. But a deft man will make sweet sounds indeed such that will lift the spirit and chill the blood of our enemies.

Heh ... Ypres, "Ladies from Hell"

394 crabtree  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:53:07am

Since the French seem to give the Messiah higher positive ratings than Sarkozy, maybe we could agree to a trade. We would definitely be getting the better of the deal

395 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:54:59am

Who's the arrogant dick
That's a lie machine to all the MSM?
SHAM!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would throw his grandma
under a speeding bus man?
SHAM!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't tell the truth
When it’s staring him in the face?
SHAM!
Right On!

They say this cat Sham is a messiah
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Sham.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a duplicitous man
But no one understands him but his woman
Barack Obama SHAM!

Sarc and snark....

396 sngnsgt  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:55:55am

re: #391 pre-Boomer Marine brat

LOL!

french military victories - did not match any documents.
397 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:56:30am

Sigh, my French friends are feeling bad. . .I only used to make fun of them about their love for Jerry Lewis movies. . .

398 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:56:58am

re: #394 crabtree

Since the French seem to give the Messiah higher positive ratings than Sarkozy, maybe we could agree to a trade. We would definitely be getting the better of the deal

Definitely, twice over!

399 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:57:25am

re: #396 sngnsgt

LOL!


Oh, SNAP! My French Underground descendants would disagree, and declare that their victories were ignored or misquoted. . .

400 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 11:58:10am

re: #396 sngnsgt

LOL!

That's been around since before March 2003. The linked page lists all France's defeats and draws. Quite a list.

401 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:00:08pm

re: #399 DisturbedEma

Oh, SNAP! My French Underground descendants would disagree, and declare that their victories were ignored or misquoted. . .

And I would quickly avoid any sort of confrontation with the Maquis

/BOTH respect AND self-preservation

402 sngnsgt  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:01:14pm

re: #400 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I've never thought to look up French military defeats OR victories. It falls under the "who cares" category.

403 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:02:10pm

re: #401 pre-Boomer Marine brat

And I would quickly avoid any sort of confrontation with the Maquis

/BOTH respect AND self-preservation

vous avez choisi. . . sagement. . .

And my dad and brother are Marines. . .

404 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:03:18pm
405 abilene  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:04:19pm

President Sarkozy is more of an American patriot than Barry!

406 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:04:24pm
407 _remembertonyc  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:04:31pm

i really believe obama has done things on this trip to give McCain lots of ammunition. and it looks like McCain may finally be getting it. his people need to focus on how obama went to Europe to suck up. But Euros don't vote, so which constituency is closer to his heart? McCain the war hero vs obama the "Eurofellater."

also ... going on foreign soil to do a "mea culpa" for the horrible US was a miscalculation of large import. Those Germans already rejected the anti US schroeder and elected Merkel. And France did the same with Sarkozy replacing chirac. The Euros actually may "get it" more than obama does. And thus the tepid applause in Berlin.

These are major mistakes by obama.

408 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:05:28pm
409 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:06:27pm

re: #402 sngnsgt

I've never thought to look up French military defeats OR victories. It falls under the "who cares" category.

I agree. I discovered this off (now-defunct) "francestinks.com".

410 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:06:43pm
411 Annar  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:07:35pm

Il est déjà regrettable qu'une si belle langue est gaspillée sur les Français mais pire encore serait une tentative d'Obambi de la parler!

412 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:08:05pm

re: #403 DisturbedEma

vous avez choisi. . . sagement. . .

And my dad and brother are Marines. . .

They have my respect. My dad was 1939-64 "Old Corps".

413 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:08:09pm
414 sngnsgt  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:08:25pm

I just talked to a relative on the phone who is an ultra lefty-moonbat, she says, "Obama is 'peaking' too soon, and when it comes to the important day, election day, people will have been suffering Obama-burn out."

415 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:10:16pm
416 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:10:55pm

I've got to run.
Everyone have a great afternoon.

417 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:11:59pm

re: #364 grumpy old codger

If bad puns were a crime, you'd be on death row.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

418 sngnsgt  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:12:02pm

re: #415 taxfreekiller

Peaked, or peeked?

/bad visual

419 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:12:03pm

re: #411 Annar

Il est déjà regrettable qu'une si belle langue est gaspillée sur les Français mais pire encore serait une tentative d'Obambi de la parler!

Je suis d'accord, le français est pour la belle âme

420 grumpy old codger  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:12:39pm

re: #399 DisturbedEma
Your relatives work on Le Metro?

421 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:13:00pm

re: #420 grumpy old codger

Your relatives work on Le Metro?

Ha ha. . .

422 n in wi  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:13:24pm

re: #414 sngnsgt

I just talked to a relative on the phone who is an ultra lefty-moonbat, she says, "Obama is 'peaking' too soon, and when it comes to the important day, election day, people will have been suffering Obama-burn out."

Now we know why Michelle Obama is so angry.
Mr.Obama peaks too soon, or scientifically ,he is a premature ejaculater

423 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:15:55pm

OT from my home state. . .

FRIDAY, July 25, 2008, 1:21 p.m.
By Steven Walters

Dems replace delegate who supports McCain
Madison - Leaders of Wisconsin's Democratic Party today unanimously took away a delegate seat at the Democratic National Convention from a Racine-area party leader who had promised to vote for Republican Sen. John McCain instead of Sen. Barack Obama.

Debra Bartoshevich of Waterford had supported Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton for the Democratic nomination for president over Obama and said in June that she would not support the Illinois senator.

Her declaration embarrassed and surprised state party leaders and delegates to the state Democratic Party convention, which passed a resolution asking that her delegate credentials to the national convention in Denver be revoked. National Democratic Party officials said Wisconsin party leaders should judge one of their own, however.

Today in a conference call, a majority of the state Democratic Party's Administrative Committee voted to replace Bartoshevich with another party leader from the 1st Congressional District. Marilyn Nemeth, a retired educator and former board member of the Wisconsin Education Association Council, will replace Bartoshevich.

Party official Jason Rae said he and other Democrats filed the challenge because Bartoshevich had violated rules that require all national convention delegates to support the Democratic nominee for president.

But Bartoshevich said would like to go to Denver to vote for Clinton as the party's nominee. A first-time delegate to the national convention, she said it was an "emotional time" for her when Clinton conceded that Obama would be the party's nominee because of how hard she had worked for Clinton.

But asked whether she would support the party's presidential nominee, Bartoshevich said: "I'm still getting to know Senator Obama. . . . It's very difficult for me in two weeks, or less than that, to switch my support and be 100% behind somebody. . . . I would like to go to the convention and listen to Barack Obama."

"I didn't run to the McCain campaign; they called me," she said. She said her sister put her name on the McCain campaign Web site.

But Democratic veteran Dottie LeClaire of Appleton told Bartoshevich: "You reached right back and hugged them. I have a problem with that."

LeClaire said she had backed former Sen. John Edwards for president, but she and other rank-and-file Democrats are now backing Obama in the interest of party unity.

Former state Democratic Party Chairman Linda Honold said she also had backed Clinton, but there was a need now "to support the Democratic Party." Honold moved to oust Bartoshevich as a delegate, a motion that was seconded by state Rep. Gary Sherman (D-Port Wing).

In May, Nemeth finished second - behind Bartoshevich - in voting by Democrats in the 1st Congressional District voting to pick female delegates to the Aug. 25-28 national convention.

Wisconsin Democrats will have 92 voting delegates at the national convention.

424 _remembertonyc  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:16:08pm

414 ... I agree on the peaking too soon angle.

McCain started slowly and was counted out last year, but he ended up winning. This time he will need to fight the media as well as the dems and soros' gang. But I think he's gonna nip obama at the finish line.

425 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:16:15pm

re: #398 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Definitely, twice over!

I just knew that Carla would figure here, somehow!

426 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:17:09pm

But asked whether she would support the party's presidential nominee, Bartoshevich said: "I'm still getting to know Senator Obama. . . . It's very difficult for me in two weeks, or less than that, to switch my support and be 100% behind somebody. . . . I would like to go to the convention and listen to Barack Obama."

"I didn't run to the McCain campaign; they called me," she said. She said her sister put her name on the McCain campaign Web site.

But Democratic veteran Dottie LeClaire of Appleton told Bartoshevich: "You reached right back and hugged them. I have a problem with that."

LeClaire said she had backed former Sen. John Edwards for president, but she and other rank-and-file Democrats are now backing Obama in the interest of party unity.

My favorite part. . . unity not change. . .

427 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:19:26pm

re: #399 DisturbedEma

Oh, SNAP! My French Underground descendants would disagree, and declare that their victories were ignored or misquoted. . .

I say that it was more to the shame of France that out of a population of 50 million, less than 100,000 were part of the underground--and most of them were communists.

428 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:21:25pm

re: #422 n in wi

OK, not to be a prude, but that was a little coarse.

429 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:22:28pm

re: #415 taxfreekiller

The correct term is "crowned". Thank you.

430 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:25:32pm

re: #427 calcajun

I say that it was more to the shame of France that out of a population of 50 million, less than 100,000 were part of the underground--and most of them were communists.

Yes, but again, the contribution should not be ignored. . .

431 looking closely  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:31:00pm

Its a sad day when the President of France is more conservative than the possible President of the USA.

432 DisturbedEma  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:31:16pm

ot

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

He's stiiiiiiiiiiil waiting. . . .

433 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:34:32pm

Many of the French who had fighting spirits were killed in WW1, It is to their credit that they fielded close to 100,000.

434 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:36:44pm

re: #430 DisturbedEma

Google " Pearl Cornioley "

435 pbird  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 12:53:04pm

re: #13 Noam Sayin'

Omelette du fromage.

Hi Dexter!

436 iowavette  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 1:03:14pm

The Europeans like BO because he's another Clintonesque weak sister they can wink and nod over. "W" the cowboy, on the other hand clearly meant business, and he proved it. The sad fact is I don't give a hairy rat's what Europe thinks about the U. S. I sure as hell don't give Europe much thought.

437 reno911  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 1:21:23pm

Je voudrais une croissant
Je suis enchante
Ou est le bibliotheque?
Voila mon passport
Ah, Gerard Depardieu
Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
!

438 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 1:27:54pm

Barn Door Manure

Dough boy for

Bon Jour Monsieur

439 Eagle of Freedom  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 1:34:12pm

Obama has got so much in common with the French. Both are too snooty and elitist to give the time of day to Real Americans. And both have made surrender into an art form.

Now excuse me while I go vomit.

440 grumpy old codger  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 1:35:14pm

re: #427 calcajun

I say that it was more to the shame of France that out of a population of 50 million, less than 100,000 were part of the underground--and most of them were communists.

IIRC, the first adherents to Le Resistance were the social outcasts. The communists, towing the party line, did not become active until after June, 1941.

441 cybermonk  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 2:12:01pm

re: #236 brainwizard73

Judah Maccabee was also known as "the Hammer"

442 cygnus  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 2:16:21pm

re: #268 calcajun

And "tit", too.

Tit for tat.

443 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 2:27:27pm

re: #440 grumpy old codger

Which was kinda when the Resistance movement went into high gear. Until then, the Commintern had ordered all communists in France to cooperate with the Germans.

444 calcajun  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 2:30:13pm

re: #437 reno911

The funniest bit of pretension I have ever seen was in a coffee shop in the Beverly Center almost 20 years ago when I overheard a nicely dressed Beverly Hills maven order, "Cafe au lait, please. With milk."

I kid you not.

445 crabtree  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 3:25:23pm

A matronly friend of a friend (also in So Cal as a matter of fact) would proudly explain that her black poodle was named No-ir [pronounced no-ear]. It means black in French, you know.

Cafe au lait with milk reminds me of one of my pet peeves about menus. Roast beef "served with au jus". Or even worse "au jus sauce".

446 Mardukhai  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 4:07:29pm

re: #445 crabtree

As in Film No Ear?

I personally can't stand "soup du jour" -- in most places, it's bean soup.

447 KSK  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 4:27:12pm

Oh I forgot to comment on the Berlin restaurant Obama went to:

It's about the most snobbish, arrogant place in Berlin, serving outrageously overpriced mediocre food hyped by the gullible media.

Does that remind you of someone?

448 his royal highness  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 4:55:20pm

Most Americans that I work with in international business speak another language other than English. I don't understand why you all are so hyped-up over this - in a globalized world it helps our country's competitiveness to speak another language.

And France is, after all, a major American ally.

449 So?  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:01:40pm

re: #3 Kosh's Shadow

Can we swap Obama for Sarkozy?
(And some French models to be named later)

can we swap them both for Bruni? yeah. gee, thks.

450 So?  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:06:33pm

Obama me rende malade.

451 So?  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:07:28pm

re: #442 cygnus

Tit for tat.

une "seine" pour un tat. ou une kitkat?

452 So?  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:10:04pm

re: #437 reno911

Je voudrais une croissant *** porquoi, tu est gros comme une elephante
Je suis enchante **** oui , bien sure
Ou est le bibliotheque? fait une gauche, apres une droit, et ne tombe pas
Voila mon passport ---tu est un voleur...police!
Ah, Gerard Depardieu...feh feh feh
Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh ...avec une petit steak grillé
!

453 jcw46  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:22:27pm

re: #34 JammieWearingFool

How does one say empty suit in Fwench?

costume vide

454 jcw46  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:27:27pm

re: #79 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Great scene.

Why does France deserve such a magnificent pompous national anthem?

Yes

455 LEGION  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:56:27pm

Good fix!

456 LEGION  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:57:03pm

Yanks leading the smelly bo-sux 1-0 bottom of the 6th.

457 LEGION  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:57:35pm

Joba Chamberlin leading Josh Beckett! Go Joba GO!

458 LEGION  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:58:52pm

Anyway- back to the thread- hope osama obama's car get burned in fwwwwaannncccee. Then he can meri beuacoup up his toodle loo.

459 tommygum  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 7:56:16pm

re: #444 calcajun

The funniest bit of pretension I have ever seen was in a coffee shop in the Beverly Center almost 20 years ago when I overheard a nicely dressed Beverly Hills maven order, "Cafe au lait, please. With milk."

I kid you not.

I've heard "Perrier and water".

460 Leah  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 8:28:11pm

yeah let's see obama's angry wife v. sarkozy's super model wife - done deal

and what do you mean obama doesn't speak french? every time he says we should pull the troops out of iraq and declare the war lost he is speaking in perfectly clear french


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