All that money and so few braincells.

Fire prevention tips from Mrs. O'leary's cow.

What I want to know is how the hell you would not know about a loaded handgun in your pocket until you shoot off your foot with it?

Can't tell if that was humor or well intentioned.

now That's good satire.

That was funny!

What a dumbass. I'm just glad the fool shot himself rather than an innocent bystander.

When I was about six years old, my daddy taught me that guns are always loaded and that you don't point one at someone unless you plan to kill it.

OT Anybody got a link to live video of the OJ sentencing?

re: #1 Eowyn2
Huh, talk about money and brain cells - just posted this on the prior thread when Charles put this thread up and sorry for the re-post:

OT and posted in spinoff links in prior thread, but you all have to read this one:

Obama raised $104 million toward election's close
WASHINGTON - Barack Obama's presidential campaign raised $104 million in the weeks around Election Day, a grand finale to a successful bid that shattered fundraising records.

Overall, Obama raised nearly $750 million during his odyssey to the presidency, and his spending in the eight weeks before the election vastly outpaced that of his Republican rival John McCain, according to reports filed with the Federal Election Commission. The reporting period covered Oct. 15-Nov. 24.

The campaign said more than 1 million contributors donated during the period, with more than half donating for the first time. Throughout the campaign, more than 3.95 million contributors gave to the eventual president-elect, his campaign said.

Obama's fundraising sum was more than the combined total of the two major parties' nominees four years ago. George W. Bush and John Kerry pulled in a total of $653 million in the 2004 primary and general election campaigns, including federal public financing money.

The final numbers underscore how pivotal the two candidates' strategies were for funding their general election campaigns: McCain accepted $84 million in taxpayer money through the public financing system; Obama gambled that he could raise far more from private money.

The two campaigns spent identical amounts in June, $25.6 million each. But from there the numbers diverged widely, until a stretch in October when the Obama financial juggernaut swamped McCain. By then, the Democrat was outspending his rival four to one.

The Republican National Committee, meanwhile, was expected to report spending $30,000 on accessories for McCain running mate Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska. The RNC reported in October that it had spent nearly $150,000 on Palin for clothes and accessories. A party spokesman said Thursday that the expenditures were directed by the McCain campaign and that the garments have been returned to the party.

"The accessories used by Governor Palin and represented in the Republican National Committee's filings both in October and December with the Federal Election Commission were the result of coordinated expenditures at the campaign's direction," the spokesman, Alex Conant, said. "Accessories have been returned, inventoried, and will be appropriately dispersed to various charities."
[emphasis added, realwest]

As I've said before, Obama BOUGHT this election and rented America for four years.

The large blank space below the title seems to indicate something, let me think about that...

"Master of the Obvious Deduction"

OJ speaks, tells lies. Ho hum.

When we played cops and robbers, I always pointed my finger to one side. My daddy was a good teacher.

Ha ha, plaxico plaxico brain made out of plastico.

OJ - pitiful.

You can trust your Sauer
To the man who is a star
That. Great. Big. Plaxico Star!

That is ROTFLMAO funny!

Wait! This was a joke?! I thought all guns shoot themselves? Isn't that why they're called automatics?

Gun Safety is an extremely important issue. Movies and TV shows that have guns in them almost always fail to deliver a safe gun approach. And in a lot of cases deliver unsafe gun handling tips.

The NRA (of which I am a member) has the opportunity to help correct these bad images but doesn't think it is important enough to cover. Gun Safety should be hand in hand with gun rights.

OMG - That's the funniest video I've ever seen out here! ROTFLMAO! LOL!

Ok, I don't know the guy at all, never heard of him until this week, don't care much about him after this, BUT...

Is that him in the video, or just a parody?

re: #21 Walter L. Newton

Ok, I don't know the guy at all, never heard of him until this week, don't care much about him after this, BUT...

Is that him in the video, or just a parody?

parody.

re: #9 turn

OT Anybody got a link to live video of the OJ sentencing?

foxnews.com has it.

re: #22 VegasRick

parody.

Thanks, because know Lizards, they would tell me it was real and I would have to spend hours trying to figure that out since I don't even know what he looks like.

Charles you owe me a new laptop. Covered in my finest scotch. Please send to S. Africa.

FREE PLAXICO!

re: #23 doppelganglander

foxnews.com has it.

Drudge has a review...

Lies
Lies
Lies

re: #10 realwest

Now, RW, think about this for a second. Would you have concluded differently if it was the GOP candidate who raised that much money?

I have agreed in the past that money is a form of Free Speech as protected by the First Amendment, which is why John McCain's Campaign Reform Laws were such a load of crap.

I can't apply my mores to one party and then exempt the other from the same.

Man, OJ keeps mentioning people's mothers. Does he not realize how it sounds, when his own children's mother is gone, and most people know who the hell put her in the ground?

re: #23 doppelganglander

foxnews.com has it.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

LOL

Duh, now I get it. This is parody, Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself.

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

I guess you can tell I don't follow sports much.

LOL. A recent study linked anti-social behavior and unusual names. Touchdown.

I'm reminded of the video of the police officer in the classroom touting gun safety, then shooting himself in the leg.

I love the contracts in the NFL.

Your cut.

Funny! Made his point well.

re: #23 doppelganglander

Thanks

Plaxico? Did a chemical tank truck go by the window of the maternity ward right before his mother gave birth, or what?

ROTFLMAO! That is funny, funny stuff. I laughed until I cried.

Thanks, Charles, for a great laugh.

Gun Safety Fail

re: #32 turn

Duh, now I get it. This is parody, Plaxico Burress accidentally shot himself.

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

I guess you can tell I don't follow sports much.

Sports. What does this have to do with sports? What sport, shooting sports, hunting, gang warfare sport?

The gangsta practice of putting a gun in your waistband, with the barrel pointed toward your man parts, that is just stupid on stilts.

re: #31 bellamags

LOL

Hey there! How's things?

re: #42 rawmuse

The gangsta practice of putting a gun in your waistband, with the barrel pointed toward your man parts, that is just stupid on stilts.

Don't forget the cap pointed to one side.

re: #29 Catttt

Man, OJ keeps mentioning people's mothers. Does he not realize how it sounds, when his own children's mother is gone, and most people know who the hell put her in the ground?

Indicative he has the remains of a conscience .. badly mangled from his hatred and lies ... but .. still a conscience attempting to operate while broken.

re: #24 Walter L. Newton

Thanks, because know Lizards, they would tell me it was real and I would have to spend hours trying to figure that out since I don't even know what he looks like.

[Link: sports.yahoo.com...]

He caught the winning touchdown in last years SB.

re: #38 Claire

Plaxico? Did a chemical tank truck go by the window of the maternity ward right before his mother gave birth, or what?

Wikipedia merely says he was named for his uncle, with no explanation (except for the obvious implication that his grandmother was nuts too).

re: #41 Walter L. Newton

Sports. What does this have to do with sports? What sport, shooting sports, hunting, gang warfare sport?

I didn't recognize the name is all ...

I am busting a gut here still. This is almost as good as the famous Julia Childs skit from SNL.

One word.
.
.
.
Heh.

But, but, the Rethuglicans are the party of the corrupt rich! /

re: #10 realwest

re: #50 Thanos

Link please so i can stay on the floor.

I always thought it was the *ahem* culturally specific homage to Placido Domingo.

Sort of how the Ebonic speech impediment of Anthony has been mainstreamed as Anfernee.

re: #24 Walter L. Newton

Thanks, because know Lizards, they would tell me it was real and I would have to spend hours trying to figure that out since I don't even know what he looks like.

He has a limp...

re: #48 buzzsawmonkey

OK, second vignette: Just what the hell does he mean by "This is one safety you just don't wanna Jew."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

I don't think so. He said 'juke' - don't know the derivation - but, that's the word I heard.

re: #44 Erik The Red

Don't forget the cap pointed to one side.

Personally, I think jailin' the pants is dumb too. When they run from the cops, their pants fall down and trip them. It's as if they're trying to do everything in the dumbest way possible.

re: #49 turn

I didn't recognize the name is all ...

I had to look up SB (Super Bowl). Hey, I'll watch the Broncos, if I'm home and have nothing else to do. I understand the game (run, fall down, run, fall down), and I know the right time to cheer (play close attention to the cheerleaders).

But players names, couches names, sport casters names, hot dog vendors name... I'm not up on those things.

I think I can enjoy a game once in a while without having volumes and volumes of facts and figures in my head.

But, I do own a naked cheerleaders calendar.

re: #48 buzzsawmonkey

OK, second vignette: Just what the hell does he mean by "This is one safety you just don't wanna Jew."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

He said Juke.

Geraldo kept saying "the Jew". I finally figured out he was saying "the Juice".

Do I spend to much time on LGF?

re: #43 doppelganglander

Hey there! How's things?

Hey there back. OK I guess. Economy has me worried, but other than that, I can't complain.

re: #57 Catttt

Personally, I think jailin' the pants is dumb too. When they run from the cops, their pants fall down and trip them. It's as if they're trying to do everything in the dumbest way possible.

Good for them. Easier to catch the dumb fucks.

bbl

Pro football players are not generally drafted and developed because of their ability to reason and think clearly. A good example is Donovan McNabb, who is absolutely incapable of reading a blitz. When the corners line up inside the receivers and the strong safety walks up to the line of scrimmage, Stevie Wonder could read the blitz coming, but not McNabb.

But Donovan is a Mensa society candidate compared to Burress.

But Burress takes being stupid to an extreme.

I would not mind seeing a lifetime ban from the NFL for him.

re: #43 doppelganglander

How are you doing? did you have a good time over Thanksgiving?

re: #59 Walter L. Newton

I had to look up SB (Super Bowl). Hey, I'll watch the Broncos, if I'm home and have nothing else to do. I understand the game (run, fall down, run, fall down), and I know the right time to cheer (play close attention to the cheerleaders).

But players names, couches names, sport casters names, hot dog vendors name... I'm not up on those things.

I think I can enjoy a game once in a while without having volumes and volumes of facts and figures in my head.

But, I do own a naked cheerleaders calendar.

I don't think I'm going to correct a single spelling error in that past. It's even funnier than I designed it to be.

re: #56 Daisy

I don't think so. He said 'juke' - don't know the derivation - but, that's the word I heard.

Juke - get loose with. More or less.

re: #54 Ben Hur

I always thought it was the *ahem* culturally specific homage to Placido Domingo.

Sort of how the Ebonic speech impediment of Anthony has been mainstreamed as Anfernee.

Why are there only 49 entries into the Miss Ebonics USA Beauty Contest?

No one wanted to be Miss Idaho.

re: #57 Catttt

Personally, I think jailin' the pants is dumb too. When they run from the cops, their pants fall down and trip them. It's as if they're trying to do everything in the dumbest way possible.

A friend is a deputy sheriff. He loves baggy pants/shorts down around the crotch. He arrested one guy by waiting at his house. How did he know? Stupid lost his shorts running away, which included his wallet and DL.

/always keep yer wallet in your shirt pocket - old Army trick I am told

re: #59 Walter L. Newton

But, I do own a naked cheerleaders calendar.

Please share.

OK - the other guy - His lawyer is good. I am feeling sorry for the other guy - a patsy, imho. (OJ again)

In football, "juke" means to fake out, to look like you are going to go one way, then go off in another direction.

re: #50 Thanos

I am busting a gut here still. This is almost as good as the famous Julia Childs skit from SNL.

Oh Julia, one of my heros!

re: #68 Catttt

Juke - get loose with. More or less.

Oh, related to Juke Box .. got it. Good word :)

re: #59 Walter L. Newton

But, I do own a naked cheerleaders calendar.

Hey, me too. Are some of your pages stuck together too?

/can't believe I posted that

re: #59 Walter L. Newton

I had to look up SB (Super Bowl). Hey, I'll watch the Broncos, if I'm home and have nothing else to do. I understand the game (run, fall down, run, fall down), and I know the right time to cheer (play close attention to the cheerleaders).

But players names, couches names, sport casters names, hot dog vendors name... I'm not up on those things.

I think I can enjoy a game once in a while without having volumes and volumes of facts and figures in my head.

But, I do own a naked cheerleaders calendar.

If they're naked, how do you know they are cheerleaders?

All he needs now are homeboy sights

re: #72 buzzsawmonkey

I'd like a few more people to weigh in. Used to be--still is in some enclaves--that bargaining with someone would be referred to as "jewing them down," and being cheated would be characterized as "he jewed me."

If the reference is to "cheating" on having the safety off, he's using the word "jew" in that classic pejorative sense, with a very slight adjustment.

It is, however, possible that you are right--but I am not yet convinced.

"Juke" is also used as a sports term...to juke around someone is to make a quick running move and "fake" them. However, this definition says it means "to cheat".

re: #71 Erik The Red

But, I do own a naked cheerleaders calendar.
Please share.

Ok. Email me your address in S.A, 35 dollars in postage, your passport, and I'll get it out DHL over the weekend.

re: #69 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You BASTARD!

re: #78 father_of_10

If they're naked, how do you know they are cheerleaders?

Pom poms?

Very funny.

OT to Charles -

The RSS feed displayed in the left column (at least for Instapundit) seems to insert question marks for apostrophes and comas. Don't recall it doing that before the server change, and not sure if it is an Instapundit problem (doesn't seem to be the case with the Protein Wisdom feed I see displayed now).

re: #77 turn

From you youth. I hope.

re: #78 father_of_10

If they're naked, how do you know they are cheerleaders?

Like pr0n (so I've heard); put ponytails on a forty year old woman, you have a teenage girl.

re: #78 father_of_10

If they're naked, how do you know they are cheerleaders?

Because each of them have two pom-poms, big pom-poms, smooth, well shaped pom-poms, with very well formed peaks...

juke
1   /dʒuk/ [jook]
verb, juked, juk⋅ing, noun Football.
–verb (used with object)
1. to make a move intended to deceive (an opponent).
–noun
2. a fake or feint, usually intended to deceive a defensive player.
Origin:
sp. var. of jouk

or

juke 1 also jook (jōōk, jŏŏk) n.

A roadside or rural establishment offering liquor, dancing, and often gambling and prostitution. Also called juke house, juke joint.

intr.v. juked also jooked, juk·ing also jook·ing, jukes also jooks

1. To play dance music, especially in a juke.
2. To dance, especially in a juke or to the music of a jukebox.

re: #28 rawmuse No I wouldn't have concluded differently if he was a republican. I know all about the "free speech" aspects to political fundraising - although why ALL donars, regardless of the amount they give, aren't identified by name and State BEFORE the election doesn't seem to me to be any kind of chill on Free Speech. But Obama is the FIRST candidate from EITHER party in over 20 years to turn down Public Funding and he turned it down after saying he would accept it and John McCain said he would accept Public Funding.
And I still haven't forgotten those phone banks for Obama based in...........Gaza.

re: #82 Peacekeeper

You BASTARD!

What'd I do?

re: #28 rawmuse

That is true, but the DemocRats are the ones who are pushing that "every vote be counted". Well, every Democrat vote coounted. Voter intent to be determined by two Democrats and one Reublican voting on the intent of the voter when it is unclear he he voted for.

I'm sure that the Hildabeast is a real warm fluffy puppy to be aroung tonight.

re: #79 ROPMA

All he needs now are homeboy sights

This is for real? Where the hell did this firm find their marketing director, a fricking ghetto?

re: #90 fat bastard vegetarian

What'd I do?

It's only a theory, but perhaps you killed Kenny.

re: #24 Walter L. Newton

Thanks, because know Lizards, they would tell me it was real and I would have to spend hours trying to figure that out since I don't even know what he looks like.

is it live or is it memorex

re: #81 Walter L. Newton

Ok. Email me your address in S.A, 35 dollars in postage, your passport, and I'll get it out DHL over the weekend.

Dude do you know how weak the Rand is? Make it $30 and you have a deal.

re: #53 Erik The Red

Link please so i can stay on the floor.

I looked for it on Youtube and could not find it, only a very weak parody of the parody. It involved lots of spurting blood.

That's funny.

re: #90 fat bastard vegetarian

What'd I do?

Told a joke I'm still snickering at. Bastard.

/sarc

re: #42 rawmuse

That one works especially well with a sawed-off single barrel shotgun. Change him from a rooster to a hen without the use of anesthetics.

That is hysterical. What a maroon.

I am back from lunch with a full belly. Ahhh.

Anyone catch the Hail Mary that OJ just threw at the judge? (no pun intended).
Did you notice the casual way she sipped her tasty beverage after that long rant?

i'm outta here
got to juke some work

re: #89 realwest

If there are specific campaign law violations extant, with evidence of same, where are the prosecutions? Don't we have a AG on this? What is he doing that is more important?

keep the BDS coming:

The obligatory bash: CNN's Christiane Amanpour has filed yet another airheaded report (partly carried over from earlier this year) that equates the nipple-ripping, extremity-electrocuting, baby-bashing torture by the late 1970s Khmer Rouge regime with modern-day U.S. waterboarding of detainees at Guantanamo prison. The network heavily promoted her "Scream Bloody Murder" documentary (that aired last night and will several times more), which addresses repeated occurrences of genocide since 1948 when members of the United Nations agreed on a pact to seek the prevention and punishment of such practices. Seems it hasn't done much good, Amanpour asserts.

re: #65 3 wood
Yup, I'd go with the lifetime ban too - he took it into a PUBLIC PLACE where he shot only (fortuantely) himself.

re: #74 rawmuse

In football, "juke" means to fake out, to look like you are going to go one way, then go off in another direction.

Exactly - Plax is a wide receiver, so if he had the ball he'd want to juke the safety, who would be trying to tackle him. Or try to juke him to get open to receive the pass.

Sounds like some of you lizards need some sports training!

Finally -the judge. (OJ)

re: #87 Walter L. Newton

Wow, what's the deal with that?

Rocky Mountain News may close down?

Quick question:
What does "underwritten" mean? Just heard a radio commercial saying - such and such is underwritten by energy solutions something or other...
It was thrown on at the end of the commercial - sounds like a legal term. Any takers?

re: #108 Catttt

Finally -the judge. (OJ)

If he asks for OJ's autograph were off to a bad start......

re: #4 turn

Can't tell if that was humor or well intentioned.

re: #92 turn

This is for real? Where the hell did this firm find their marketing director, a fricking ghetto?

Please ship your satire detector back to the manufacturer for repair or replacement.

re: #110 bosforus

It means they paid for it.

re: #110 bosforus

Quick question:
What does "underwritten" mean? Just heard a radio commercial saying - such and such is underwritten by energy solutions something or other...
It was thrown on at the end of the commercial - sounds like a legal term. Any takers?

"paid for by"

re: #105 Peacekeeper

I lost what little respect that I had for her when she did her in depth series on the M.E

re: #103 buzzsawmonkey

OK; that gives the derivation a solid setting, in the proper context.

I'm not entirely convinced that the football "juke" term is not derived from the old "jew" term, but until I find further evidence of this please return to your scheduled programming.

Please tell me you're not serious - it's derived from dancing. Juke box, juke joint, etc. etc.

re: #105 Peacekeeper

keep the BDS coming:

The obligatory bash: CNN's Christiane Amanpour has filed yet another airheaded report (partly carried over from earlier this year) that equates the nipple-ripping, extremity-electrocuting, baby-bashing torture by the late 1970s Khmer Rouge regime with modern-day U.S. waterboarding of detainees at Guantanamo prison. The network heavily promoted her "Scream Bloody Murder" documentary (that aired last night and will several times more), which addresses repeated occurrences of genocide since 1948 when members of the United Nations agreed on a pact to seek the prevention and punishment of such practices. Seems it hasn't done much good, Amanpour asserts.

I submit to you that watching Christiane Amanpour is a form of torture worse than waterboarding or nipple ripping.

re: #110 bosforus

Quick question:
What does "underwritten" mean? Just heard a radio commercial saying - such and such is underwritten by energy solutions something or other...
It was thrown on at the end of the commercial - sounds like a legal term. Any takers?

Insurance term, usually - to assume liability for something.

MSNBC ...classy producers ...wonder if they will be fined ...

"Don't f*ck with me!"

via Rusty ...

re: #72 buzzsawmonkey
Hey buzz, I know what you're saying, but I heard him say "juke" twice - the first time I played it and then again when I played it for Mom - she actually asked me what he meant by "Juke" and I said (guessing) "fooling around".

re: #108 Catttt

Neat concept weapon. Someone posted a link to it a couple of nights ago. If they can make one if .410, why can't the do the same basic thing in 20ga? It'd need a vertical foregrip, and the recoil might be punishing, but it'd sure make me drop a load in my pants if you pulled the SOB on me!

RoFL....that's hilarious.

re: #113 rawmuse

re: #114 OldLineTexan

re: #118 Catttt

Ah, just as I suspected. Thank you!

re: #121 Iron Fist

Neat concept weapon. Someone posted a link to it a couple of nights ago. If they can make one if .410, why can't the do the same basic thing in 20ga? It'd need a vertical foregrip, and the recoil might be punishing, but it'd sure make me drop a load in my pants if you pulled the SOB on me!

I think the judge is cool, too, but I don't think she'd fit in a holster. :D

re: #109 Desert Dog

Wow, what's the deal with that?
Rocky Mountain News may close down?

Liberals! Really nothing any more different than most legacy forms of the media. It's not working anymore. The RMN is very conservative, the Denver Post is the liberal paper of record, they both came close to shutting down a number of years ago, there was a little financial jiggering and now they are both owned by a joint news agency that managers them, and it's still not working.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie...

re: #112 Son of the Black Dog

Please ship your satire detector back to the manufacturer for repair or replacement.

Ok, but I'll have to look for the shipping address.

Seriously I'm a little gullible today it seems.

Getting your stuff back with a gun - "There's no self help." (The judge)

re: #108 Catttt

Finally -the judge. (OJ)

Here come the judge!

re: #126 turn

Ok, but I'll have to look for the shipping address.

Seriously I'm a little gullible today it seems.

Can I interest you in a gaydar?

re: #66 bellamags

How are you doing? did you have a good time over Thanksgiving?

It was fun but exhausting. My husband is the youngest of 7, and I'm one of 4, so visiting took up a lot of time. There's no way anyone can host everybody. How about you?

Gun Safety Lesson
"Ok, I'm the only one in this room professional enough..."

I think the judge is about ready to lower the boom on the boob OJ.

Off to the shower, BBIAW, getting ready for a weekend of Xmas cheer and lemming hoards of theatre patrons.

re: #115 Erik The Red

I lost what little respect that I had for her when she did her in depth series on the M.E

More like out of her depth.

re: #131 doppelganglander

It was fun but exhausting. My husband is the youngest of 7, and I'm one of 4, so visiting took up a lot of time. There's no way anyone can host everybody. How about you?

Ended up taking my dad to the airport at 1pm on Thanksgiving day. I cooked a big breakfast for us, pancakes, eggs, bacon, all of it. Then I slept the rest of the day. It was great.

re: #107 tedzilla99

Exactly - Plax is a wide receiver, so if he had the ball he'd want to juke the safety, who would be trying to tackle him. Or try to juke him to get open to receive the pass.

Sounds like some of you lizards need some sports training!

Gawd.

We call it 'selling (the opponent) a dummy' - and then one jinks. Not many people can jink really well. As a famous player once said 'you can teach them how to jink, but you can't teach them when to jink'.

What with the, erm, mentally differently abilities of some of those players mentioned above, i can now understand why rugby hasn't really taken off in your nick of the woods ...

(No offense!)

re: #134 turn

I think the judge is about ready to lower the boom on the boob OJ.

Oh, I think so too.

re: #128 buzzsawmonkey

You are going to have to do some very, very fancy linguistic dancing to explain how musical terms like "juke joint" or "juke box" evolved into a word for a sports fakeout. A hell of a lot more dancing than is necessary to point out that the use of "jew" as a synonym for cheating or fakery sounds remarkably like the football cheating or fakery term "juke."

From #88 Desert Dog's post: 2. a fake or feint, usually intended to deceive a defensive player.
Origin:
sp. var. of jouk

Is that fancy enough for you?

re: #132 abolitionist

Wait a minute, THAT guy is a cop?

re: #119 jacksontn

LOL!

Somewhere a newsroom video producer is looking for a new job today!

Y'all's definitions of juke are soooooo white boy.

re: #125 Walter L. Newton

Same here in AZ. When I first arrived here from Denver in the late 80's the Arizona Republic was probably one of the most conservative papers in the USA. In the mid 90's Gannett bought it out (from Dan Quayles family). Since then, it's been on a downward left death spiral. The editorial board now makes the NYT look like Heritage Foundation. Yet, they wonder why the number of readers keep dropping...

re: #128 buzzsawmonkey

I am going to have to disagree with you on that one. It's a term from the South, according to Wiki (I know, I know) it's a Gullah derivative.

Juke = wicked
Juke joint = dancing (also wicked)
Dancing around something (cheating/feinting) = juke/juking

Much easier than proving a verbal shift from "jew" to "juke".

I think we have a coincidence here.

re: #105 Peacekeeper

keep the BDS coming:

The obligatory bash: CNN's Christiane Amanpour has filed yet another airheaded report (partly carried over from earlier this year) that equates the nipple-ripping, extremity-electrocuting, baby-bashing torture by the late 1970s Khmer Rouge regime with modern-day U.S. waterboarding of detainees at Guantanamo prison. The network heavily promoted her "Scream Bloody Murder" documentary (that aired last night and will several times more), which addresses repeated occurrences of genocide since 1948 when members of the United Nations agreed on a pact to seek the prevention and punishment of such practices. Seems it hasn't done much good, Amanpour asserts.

Watching Christiane Ameanwhore qualifies as torture, IMO.

re: #141 rawmuse

Wait a minute, THAT guy is a cop?

A little retraining at the very least.....

re: #130 bosforus

Gay radar detector, no thanks I already have one. Ha!

re: #138 yma o hyd

Gawd.

We call it 'selling (the opponent) a dummy' - and then one jinks. Not many people can jink really well. As a famous player once said 'you can teach them how to jink, but you can't teach them when to jink'.

What with the, erm, mentally differently abilities of some of those players mentioned above, i can now understand why rugby hasn't really taken off in your nick of the woods ...

(No offense!)

"Jinks" is that some sort of combined slur of Jews and Chinese? Just kidding.

re: #67 Walter L. Newton

Damn.
I always get flak for naming my car, refrigerator, and garbage disposal.
I was hoping I could point to someone even more deranged who names their couch.

re: #126 turn

Ok, but I'll have to look for the shipping address.

Seriously I'm a little gullible today it seems.

Yeah, getting burned twice in one thread. Gotta set some kind of record. :)

re: #135 Walter L. Newton

Off to the shower, BBIAW, getting ready for a weekend of Xmas cheer and lemming hoards of theatre patrons.

Walter is hoarding the lemming hordes!

Ma! Make him share!

/

Longer version: A Lesson in Gun Safety

re: #104 rawmuse
The FEC announced AFTER THE ELECTION(sorry I can't find my link) that they were not going to be looking into alleged campaign violation laws of Obama's Campaign but were going to be looking into allegations concerning the alleged $150,000 that McCain gave to Palin for her wardrobe.
The problem ALWAYS is that the FEC NEVER investigates campaign contributions until after the election is over - and so now what would they do if they found fraudulent contributions to Obama? Strip him of his victory? Have a "do over" of the election?

re: #139 Catttt

Oh, I think so too.

Here it comes!

re: #143 Catttt

Y'all's definitions of juke are soooooo white boy.

of course there is "juke joint" which is more from the jazz and blues world, as a matter of fact, that is the more common application.

Here we go on the OJ sentencing . . .

After hearing the Judge for OJ.. She seems pretty tough..
here come the wacking stick

re: #155 realwest

Heh. You said "wardrobe" and "strip". This could be interesting.

re: #89 realwest

Realwest, I hadn't heard about the phone banks in Gaza. Do you have a link for that?

re: #137 bellamags

Ended up taking my dad to the airport at 1pm on Thanksgiving day. I cooked a big breakfast for us, pancakes, eggs, bacon, all of it. Then I slept the rest of the day. It was great.

Can I trade with you next year?

re: #159 HoosierHoops

After hearing the Judge for OJ.. She seems pretty tough..
here come the wacking stick

In solidarity w/Mandy :)

re: #139 Catttt

Oh, I think so too.

She is saying this isn't payback, surrrrrrrrrrre! Ha

OJ is going to get 18 yrs, 12 minimum.

re: #165 VegasRick

OJ is going to get 18 yrs, 12 minimum.

Wow, those poor kids. Not that they haven't already been traumatized, but sheesh.

re: #141 rawmuse

Wait a minute, THAT guy is a cop?

DEA, or was.

re: #138 yma o hyd

Gawd.

We call it 'selling (the opponent) a dummy' - and then one jinks. Not many people can jink really well. As a famous player once said 'you can teach them how to jink, but you can't teach them when to jink'.

What with the, erm, mentally differently abilities of some of those players mentioned above, i can now understand why rugby hasn't really taken off in your nick of the woods ...

(No offense!)

Haines and Haynes CB and Safety for Oakland back in the '80s, were among the best defensive backfielders at the time. Of my favorite receiver Steve Largent they said, "covering Largent is like trying to cover smoke."

re: #146 OldLineTexan

I am going to have to disagree with you on that one. It's a term from the South, according to Wiki (I know, I know) it's a Gullah derivative.

Juke = wicked
Juke joint = dancing (also wicked)
Dancing around something (cheating/feinting) = juke/juking

Much easier than proving a verbal shift from "jew" to "juke".

I think we have a coincidence here.

This all reminds me of the bit in Annie Hall, where Woody Allen's character is sure a guy is anti-Semitic because he answered "did jew?" (e.g., did you?) to something. Working title for Annie Hall - It Had to Be Jew.

re: #121 Iron Fist

Neat concept weapon. Someone posted a link to it a couple of nights ago. If they can make one if .410, why can't the do the same basic thing in 20ga? It'd need a vertical foregrip, and the recoil might be punishing, but it'd sure make me drop a load in my pants if you pulled the SOB on me!

Would that be juking and duking?

re: #155 realwest

Yes, I understand all that. I guess I just want to see you move forward with your life, rather than whizzing in the wind with all these things. Nothing will come of any of it.

We are in for a 4 year torrent of excrement issuing from the fire hose of Liberalism.

re: #150 Daisy

"Jinks" is that some sort of combined slur of Jews and Chinese? Just kidding.

Only if it comes out of the mouth of an English skinhead.
(Also joking!)

re: #165 VegasRick

OJ is going to get 18 yrs, 12 minimum.

Well, there does seem to be justice in the world, even if it works mysteriously and slowly.

Hey, OJ. Look at the bright side. You will have a much better chance of finding Nichole and Ron's murderer in a prison, than on a golf course.

re: #133 buzzsawmonkey

I'm not arguing with you. I'm now merely curious as to where the term in this context comes from. "Juke joint" doesn't cut it as an explanation, at least not without some better bridge information.

You're just sitting there wanting to be offended. It's dumb. Have you ever seen a football game? The term comes from the quick stutter steps, spin moves, etc. to get past a guy standing right in front of you. That term has been around since I've been watching/playing sports - 30+ years.

re: #166 OldLineTexan

Wow, those poor kids. Not that they haven't already been traumatized, but sheesh.

Those kids have been through Hell. However, can you image your father murdering your mother and then getting custody of you?! I recall that the daughter called 911 on her father - nothing happened.

That was hilarious!

re: #173 Honorary Yooper

Well, there does seem to be justice in the world, even if it works mysteriously and slowly.

OJ hasn't actually been sentenced yet. She's still reading CJ's punishment.

re: #77 turn

But, I do own a naked cheerleaders calendar.

Hey, me too. Are some of your pages stuck together too?

/can't believe I posted that

I can't either...

That's it for CJ. Here comes OJ's sentence!

re: #165 VegasRick

OJ is going to get 18 yrs, 12 minimum.

We'll find out in a few, not done yet. Here we go

re: #151 wolfie

Damn.
I always get flak for naming my car, refrigerator, and garbage disposal.
I was hoping I could point to someone even more deranged who names their couch.

Heh.... we have a 15 passenger van named "Pearl" because we happened to buy it on our 30th wedding anniversary (not as a present). And the GPS system in it that talks to us is named "HAL" for the computer in 2001 A Space Oddessy.

c'mon judge.

re: #133 buzzsawmonkey
OK - here's the best I can do: "Juke Joints'" are where people danced or "juked" - Wide Receivers (of which Plaxico WAS one) frequently try to make defenders miss them when the defender tries to tackle them by shifting around - faking left, going right - "juking" is what it's called in football which is where Plaxico USED to make his living.

OT, 105 singer says Hitler was really a "nice guy".

re: #183 fat bastard vegetarian

c'mon judge.

channel?

re: #181 turn

We'll find out in a few, not done yet. Here we go

Do you have a calculator?

105 years old singer.
PIMF!

Am I hearing 15 years? This concurrent stuff is confusing me.

Rush is talking about the Democrat's plan to tax cow/hog farts. The proposal (in part): Farms w/over 50 cows/cattle will be taxed ($175?) per cow.

And this after all the Sundance award winning sobbing movies exploiting farmers. The worm has turned - now they hate farmers.

re: #188 rawmuse

105 years old singer.
PIMF!

LOL
I immediately scroll to comment 105 looking for that...:)
Weird story

15 years - parole after five years was the highest sentence (OJ)
Plus some of the lesser charges were consecutive to that.

re: #187 VegasRick

Do you have a calculator?

What did he reaqlly get Rick?

Nordburg had a bad bad bad day.

Both OJ and CJ will serve 16 years, eligible for parole after 5 years.

re: #161 rw in san diego
NO - but I saw a photo of it I think out here on LGF.

re: #190 Daisy

Rush is talking about the Democrat's plan to tax cow/hog farts. The proposal (in part): Farms w/over 50 cows/cattle will be taxed ($175?) per cow...

And they'll have the nerve to act surprised when milk gets to be $10 a gallon.

Idiots....

re: #195 gmsc

Both OJ and CJ will serve 16 years, eligible for parole after 5 years.

My 16 years is the 15 years concurrent sentences, plus the 1 yeat concurrent sentence.

Highest charge was because there was a gun. I think with the lesser charges consecutive, he has 16 years, with 5 years before the possibility of probation.

re: #197 CIA Reject

And they'll have the nerve to act surprised when milk gets to be $10 a gallon.

What about the children?

re: #192 Catttt

15 years - parole after five years was the highest sentence (OJ)
Plus some of the lesser charges were consecutive to that.

Fox is saying 16 total. He's 61 years old. Let's hope he serves the max.

re: #192 Catttt

15 years - parole after five years was the highest sentence (OJ)
Plus some of the lesser charges were consecutive to that.

If the judge runs the sentences consecutive O.J. will never take another breath as a free man.

re: #200 fat bastard vegetarian

What about the children?

They fart too. Tax 'em.

Merry Christmas, OJ. Here's to hoping you get your stocking stuffed for the next 16.

re: #168 jcm

Haines and Haynes CB and Safety for Oakland back in the '80s, were among the best defensive backfielders at the time. Of my favorite receiver Steve Largent they said, "covering Largent is like trying to cover smoke."

He must've had some Welsh ancestry then!

'Deceptive' and 'elusive' are the words used for one of our centres.

re: #165 VegasRick

OJ is going to get 18 yrs, 12 minimum.

I hope you didn't bet on that :.)

I guess I'm good with 15 maximum but I hope he never makes parole.

OJ, OJ, OJ, where did we go wrong? You should have kept yourself on the golf course looking for the "real killers". Now, you can spend some quality time with some "fellow killers".

re: #203 OldLineTexan

Mine don't. They're special.

re: #195 gmsc

Both OJ and CJ will serve 16 years, eligible for parole after 5 years.

16 or 15? Shit now I'm really confused.

re: #208 fat bastard vegetarian

Mine don't. They're special.

They must be special, as well as rather balloon-like.

/

Work. pffffffffffffffffft!

re: #155 realwest

This is one place that the Republican Party has consistently fucked up. If they would crack down on voter fraud, it is highly unlikely that the Democrats would hold the majority in either house, let alone the Presidency. But the Republicans don't have the balls to do anything about it on their own, and the Democrats like the system just fine as it is.

re: #209 turn

16 or 15? Shit now I'm really confused.

1 year for conspiracy charges, 15 for assault with deadly weapon charges.

re: #171 rawmuse
Thank you for your concern.
I just think that the whole idea of equal footing in financing of elections is dead; no one would ever be stupid enough to take public funding again - or to beleive a proven liar when he says he's gonna take public financing and then reneges on his promise.

re: #211 fat bastard vegetarian

Work. pffffffffffffffffft!

That'll be $3.50.

Ohhhhhh! Now I'm gonna' get some juice!

/Bubba

Firearms training saves lives.
Safeties kill.

So sometimes..just sometimes, there is justice in this world.
It's not often we ever get to see or know about justice.
Boy.. I love watching big screen High def. Live Justice brought by Fox.
I now pray to God that the Goldman family and all those people effected by a past crime..That they now have closure and the healing can now begin.

re: #213 gmsc

What about the kidnapping charge?

re: #210 OldLineTexan

The were in this video.

re: #120 realwest

"Juke" and I said (guessing) "fooling around".

"Juke" means to fake out.

re: #215 OldLineTexan

You can't have my tree fiddy!

re: #128 buzzsawmonkey

Acc to Harpers-Collins dictionary of American slang, it does indeed come from juke box, juke joint, etc. The verb "to juke" originally meant to go bar-hopping at dance places, then later came to mean to be a smooth player..being cool, having good dance moves, but avoiding trouble and predatory women....to finesse a tricky situation. The sports term combines the the dance and the avoidance. Its 1st documented sports use was in baseball in the early 60's in ref to pitchers "juking" a good hitter in a tough situation, but it is most commonly used today in football.
Thus spake Harper-Collins.

re: #220 fat bastard vegetarian

poop. They.

"Though the mills of God grind slowly, yet they grind exceeding small;
Though with patience He stands waiting, with exactness grinds He all."

re: #190 Daisy

Lefties don't need farms. They buy all their stuff at Whole Foods.

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re: #110 bosforus

Quick question:
What does "underwritten" mean? Just heard a radio commercial saying - such and such is underwritten by energy solutions something or other...
It was thrown on at the end of the commercial - sounds like a legal term. Any takers?

Its the public radio term for advertising (since they cannot sell adverstising). The advertiser is called an underwriter. When the FCC relaxed the rulse on what a public radio (or TV) advertiser underwriter could say in the announcement, it became known as "enhanced underwriting."

linky

re: #222 fat bastard vegetarian

You can't have my tree fiddy!

Dammit, monstah, leave me alone!

re: #218 HoosierHoops

Sorry but I do not view this as justice,he quite possibly be out before he turns 70.

re: #213 gmsc

1 year for conspiracy charges, 15 for assault with deadly weapon charges.

Ok, thanks for clearing that up. I'm going to have to go refresh my memory on that conspiracy charge. I think they had him on tape trying to coach a witness or some such thing.

Lawyer in Calif. points out - parole possible after six years, because of the one-year concurrent sentence.

re: #214 realwest

You'd think. McCain might as well have raised half a billion dollars himself and donated it to the Obama Jihad. Absolutely stupid.

re: #229 bulwrk

Sorry but I do not view this as justice,he quite possibly be out before he turns 70.

No, it's not justice. But in this case the closest thing to it brings a bit of happiness.

re: #229 bulwrk

Sorry but I do not view this as justice,he quite possibly be out before he turns 70.

If he had been convicted back then he would be getting out in 6 years.
It's not perfect....but it beats a Tee time for him

Here's the first news story on the OJ sentencing: [Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

re: #175 tedzilla99

You're just sitting there wanting to be offended. It's dumb. Have you ever seen a football game? The term comes from the quick stutter steps, spin moves, etc. to get past a guy standing right in front of you. That term has been around since I've been watching/playing sports - 30+ years.

Fighter pilots have been jinking and juking longer than 30 years. I suspect that usage predates footbal usage. As in footbal, refers to defensive moves made to fake out the opponent.

re: #212 Iron Fist
Hell the Democrats OWN the system now.

re: #234 bosforus

No, it's not justice. But in this case the closest thing to it brings a bit of happiness.

Maybe now he'll have time to find 'the real killers'.

re: #234 bosforus

Hopefully he gets hold of some bad prison food.

re: #236 gmsc

Here's the first news story on the OJ sentencing: [Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

Am I missing something or is that caption incorrect?

OJ Simpson reacts as he is found guilty of kidnapping and armed robbery in October. Photograph: Daniel Gluskoter/AP

He was wearing a jump suit when the sentences were read.

re: #197 CIA Reject

And they'll have the nerve to act surprised when milk gets to be $10 a gallon.

Idiots....

Or outraged when we start getting our food from China.

re: #237 GordonShumway

Fighter pilots have been jinking and juking longer than 30 years. I suspect that usage predates footbal usage. As in footbal, refers to defensive moves made to fake out the opponent.

Same with Basketball players...and they are the best in juk'n
/and shoot'n too

re: #236 gmsc

Here's the first news story on the OJ sentencing: [Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

Oh, never mind. Brain fart. Copious errors on my part.

re: #241 bosforus

Yes, the judge refused to let him appear in street clothes.

re: #214 realwest

Supreme irony. Public financing was the darling cause of the Left, and now their beloved Leader has killed it!
Do the lefties fret about all this? No.
They have no fixed principles.

re: #153 OldLineTexan

Walter is hoarding the lemming hordes!
Ma! Make him share!/

I don't even know why I said "lemming hordes." Let's just say that at this time of year, even at the theatre, there are people who act like they did in that Long Island Walmart incident.

We have a lot of fine patrons, but we also have our fair share of people who seem to loose there manners in public around this time of year.

And it ain't pretty.

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go.

OT : VDH makes compelling points today -

Back to the Old 9/11 World
Now Obama gets to deal with Islamic terror, and has no Bush to blame.

Especially insightful point -

Fourth, the problem of Pakistan and the Islamist terrorism that so frequently emanates from its soil will now be President-Elect Obama’s to deal with. He will have to decide whether George W. Bush’s anti-terrorism architecture shredded the Constitution and should be repealed, or helped to keep us safe from attack for seven years, and thus should be maintained, if not strengthened.

Obama once advocated open intrusions into Pakistan in hot pursuit of terrorists, and will have to adjudicate whether such actions will more likely enrage nuclear Pakistan or finally eliminate the followers of Osama bin Laden. At the same time, Obama also must ponder whether he should continue our subsidized “alliance” with Pakistan.

Just as I didn’t envy George W. Bush’s lose/lose dilemma in dealing with Pakistan and global Islamic terrorism, so too I can only sympathize with President-Elect Obama, who faces the same dismal choices.

The more things CHANGE, ...

"Enemy MiGs juke, jive, and jink all over the screen, which makes the game challenging because there's only so much precision one can expect from a four-direction D-pad..."

[Link: archive.gamespy.com...]

re: #233 buzzsawmonkey

Buzzsaw, I know you're interested in language usage .. this looks interesting: [Link: www.oberlin.edu...]

re: #246 wolfie

Supreme irony. Public financing was the darling cause of the Left, and now their beloved Leader has killed it!
Do the lefties fret about all this? No.
They have no fixed principles.

Actually they have only one fixed principle: remain in power!

re: #238 realwest

Yeah. The Republicans really screwed the pooch when they didn't go for comprehensive electoral reform after the 2000 election. They were probably afraid that the sheep-fuckers in the anti-American Deomcrat Party would say mean things about them.

The Republicans have a remarkable lack of testicular fortitude.

re: #236 gmsc

Here's the first news story on the OJ sentencing: [Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

I love how he "apologizes" by blaming others. He should be a Democratic Senator.

From FOX News:

O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to at least 6 years in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping in a failed attempt to recover sports memorabilia from two collectibles peddlers.

He could serve up to 16 years behind bars, but there will be the possibility of parole after five years plus time served for a total of six years, Judge Jackie Glass said.

McCain was destroyed by his own petard. Campaign finance reform. Doesn't work when one side own the press , eh John?

re: #254 Iron Fist

Ugh, you just reminded me of those people who hang weights from their testicles.

re: #257 pat

McCain was destroyed by his own petard. Campaign finance reform. Doesn't work when one side own the press , eh John?

He thought he had the press covered. Naive.

re: #258 bosforus

Ugh, you just reminded me of those people who hang weights from their testicles.

mine can bench press 200#

re: #258 bosforus

Ugh, you just reminded me of those people who hang weights from their testicles.

You know there is a mad dash amongst lizards looking for images right now.

re: #254 Iron Fist
Actually I think they really thought that Republicans were rich not Democrats.
If you can find it, there's a website that lists the net worth of the members of Congress and that spokesperson for the poor and downtrodden, Nancy Pelosi (D-Stupid) has a net worth in excess of $50,000,000.00
Then of course there are the Kennedys and the Kerry's and........well, you get the idea.

Can anyone listening to Fox tell what the crazy people are shouting? It sounds vaguely menacing and, since they're shouting down Mr. Goldman, probably pro-OJ.

I've heard any thing like the goldman interview..people yelling..

re: #261 Ford_Prefect

You know there is a mad dash amongst lizards looking for images right now.

Do a search for "Mr. Lift-o"

re: #261 Ford_Prefect

You know there is a mad dash amongst lizards looking for images right now.

No weighted testicles, but here's a pathetic asshole.

Ron Goldman's family speaking.

Ron Goldman's face is still clear in my memory from almost 15 years ago. I felt as if I'd lost him too.

I am happy for them - the arrogant SOB is going to prison.