Onion: Congress Debates Addition to Obama Inauguration Ceremony
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By Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs
By Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs
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Thanos
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France and England Teach America How to Take Down FoxEver since October 7, 1996, American journalism has been slowly dragged down into the highly partisan, opinion based, no need to fact check, false equivalency, lowest common denominator, racist swamp that is Fox "News." Americans have been subjected to ...
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U.S. Judges See ‘Epidemic’ of California Prosecutorial MisconductThis article goes into just one facet of the issue. One day the crime lab will be exposed for it's part in the play. In a series of searing questions, the three judges expressed frustration and anger that California state ...
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The Vicious Babushka
Canada Recruiting Army To Kick Bridge Troll’s AssMore: Hiring Begins for Detroit-Windsor Bridge Project The early organizational work for the planned new bridge between Detroit and Windsor appears to be speeding up. In January, the Windsor-Detroit Bridge Authority, a nonprofit Canadian entity that is leading the ...
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‘School Choice Week’: A Dose of Facts to Debunk Voucher PropagandaThe real impetus in this movement comes from the same old anti government religious right that cranked up the anti-gay push in the country last decade, and the same organizations that created the Tea Party circa 2006. You see the ...
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Watch a US Senator Cite the Bible to Prove That Humans Aren’t Causing Global WarmingWhen Whitehouse first introduced this amendment a couple days ago, he made clear that by "climate change," he was referring to "what our carbon pollution...is doing to our atmosphere and what it is doing to our oceans." But the ...
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Tech start-up infuses street view maps with infrared imagesPathteacher: MIT Professor invents way to illegally search thousands of homes for his business start-up. What in the world are these people thinking? The legality of their business model, which involves taking unsolicited drive-by heat scans of private residences is ...
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Murdoch Newspaper Criticized for Sexist Obit of Author & Neurophysicist Colleen McCulloughI am so sad to hear of this author's death. Her historical novels are well worth reading, both for the accuracy and for the story. She was a master of the craft. I never knew she was also neurophysicist. ...
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Salon’s Guide to Where Babies (Don’t) Come From: Let’s Talk About IUDs!So there is, in certain cases with the copper IUD, fertilization that occurs. An important distinction here is that fertilization is not the same thing as pregnancy for the very, very simple reason that these things take time. There ...
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GOP Lawmaker Admits Anti-Abortion Bill Infringes on Rights After His Wife Sees ItHicks said (emphasis mine), "There is a piece of legislation we're actually watching. I wanna see how it turns out. That's the one about father's rights to a woman who's pregnant with a child. I can totally get it ...
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Sign this petitionPlease click on this link and sign the petition if you think this might help:wh.gov we petition the obama administration to:appoint the First Lady to lead the effort to increase vaccination rates for children to 100%. In light of the ...
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Mississippi Wouldn’t Allow This Teacher to Show Kids How to Use a Condom. His Simple Solution Is Brilliant.More: Mississippi Wouldn't Allow This Teacher to Show Kids How to Use a Condom. His Simple Solution Is Brilliant.
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Chuck C. Johnson boosting Twitter via fake followers...in related news, water found to be wet. It's become common for politicians and companies looking to puff up their social profiles to "buy" followers from shady-ass sploggers. Which works when you're starting up, but after you start to get ...
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Scott Walker’s Divisive MessageIf any candidate could run a rigid campaign of polarization--aimed at winning as many white voters as possible--it's Walker. His language is already there. In his Iowa speech, he touted voter-identification laws and portrayed disadvantage as a pure product ...
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Republican Governor’s State-Run Media OutletI guess Republicans are against state-run enterprises except when they are for it. Indiana Governor (R) to start up State-Run official mouthpiece news outlet.indystar.com Hey- If a nice guy Republican/Tea Party favorite like Putin can have his own state-run mouthpiece, ...
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Republican Net Neutrality Bill Would Gut FCC’s Authority Over BroadbandThe party of pure evil strikes again. Net neutrality legislation unveiled by Republicans today would gut the ability of the Federal Communications Commission to regulate the broadband industry. As expected, the bill forbids the FCC from reclassifying broadband as a ...
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Frank says:
Always get a second opinion. -- His personal physician did not diagnose prostate cancer before it was too advanced to treat with any success.