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Last updated: 2014-03-07 2:19 pm PST
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Randall Gross
Photos Link Masked Men in East Ukraine to RussiaFor two weeks, the mysteriously well-armed, professional gunmen known as "green men" have seized Ukrainian government sites in town after town, igniting a brush fire of separatist unrest across eastern Ukraine. Strenuous denials from the Kremlin have closely followed each accusation by Ukrainian officials that the world was witnessing a stealthy invasion by Russian forces. Now, photographs and descriptions from eastern Ukraine endorsed ...
4 hours, 21 minutes ago
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Va. Supreme Court Rules for U-Va. in Global Warming FOIA CaseSupreme Court denies fishing trip to right wing AGW denialist lobby. Unpublished research by university scientists is exempt from the Virginia Freedom of Information Act, the Virginia Supreme Court ruled Thursday, rejecting an attempt by skeptics of global warming to view the work of a prominent climate researcher during his years at the University of Virginia. The ruling is the latest turn in the ...
4 hours, 16 minutes ago
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CriticalDragon1177
Oklahoma students know less about evolution after Biology I than they did before taking itIf this is true, its utterly shameful and I fear for the future of America! Scott Kaufman reports, A study published in the latest edition of Evolution: Education and Outreach demonstrated "the average student...completed the Biology I course with increased confidence in their biological evolution knowledge yet with a greater number of biological evolution misconceptions and, therefore, less competency in the subject." The study, ...
13 hours, 9 minutes ago
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Political Atheist
How Technology Helped Crack the Kansas City Highway Shooter CaseThe trick is going to be allowing this technology and regulating it against abuse. by anyone, law officers or commercial enterprise. For almost a month, Kansas Citians lived through what amounted to a horror movie without an ending. According to the narrative described in court documents, it would take cutting-edge and occasionally controversial law enforcement technology, including license-plate readers, to put an end to ...
18 hours, 35 minutes ago
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Pie-onist Overlord
Cardinal Defending Hobby Lobby Tells Female Reporter: Women Can Get Birth Control at 7-11More: Cardinal Defending Hobby Lobby Tells Female Reporter: Women Can Get Birth Control at 7-11 Cardinal Timothy Dolan says that Christian businesses like Hobby Lobby should not be forced to obey government rules that require all health care insurance plans provide access to contraceptives because women can already buy birth control at 7-11. In a interview that aired Sunday on CBS, host Norah ...
17 hours, 24 minutes ago
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World’s Greatest Journalist[sic!] Receives Pullet SurpriseMore: Glenn Greenwald Reacts to Pulitzer Prize Glenn Greenwald told CNN's Brian Stelter on Sunday that receiving the Pulitzer Prize for public service was "really gratifying." On Monday, Greenwald and other journalists at The Guardian and The Washington Post were awarded the Pulitzer for their reporting on the National Security Agency. The big question as the awards approached was whether the Pulitzer Prize committee ...
21 hours, 1 minute ago
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What Types of Legal Problems do Online Publishers Run Into Today? Here’s an AnalysisThe great bulk of the casework has been corporate law advice such as formation, content consultation, trademark, and intellectual property advice. Actual litigation is only about 11 percent of the load, with defense against defamation and tort claims leading the litigation category. What are the biggest legal issues affecting online news organizations, large and small? One group that has a unique perspective on that ...
23 hours, 1 minute ago
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Russia ‘Outraged’ at Deadly Shootout in East UkraineFour people were reported killed on Sunday in a gun battle in restive eastern Ukraine, shattering a fragile Easter truce in the crisis-hit former Soviet republic. Three pro-Russian militants and one attacker were killed in a deadly firefight at a road block close to the separatist-held town of Slavyansk, local leader Vyatcheslav Ponomarev said. The identity of the assailants was not known. Kiev's ...
1 day, 2 hours ago
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A Birther No More? Trump Makes Maximum Donation to Ted Cruz’s PACDonald Trump may not be sure if Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is eligible to be president, but he has no problem giving the Tea Party hero a chunk of his fortune. According to a report in The Hill, Trump has donated $5,000 -- the maximum legal amount under current election law -- to Senator Cruz's political action committee, the Jobs Growth and Freedom ...
1 day, 12 hours ago
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Fire for GoldMore: Ballard Light Capture: Fire for Gold
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‘The House is Clean … We’re Gonna Spike Him’A police car dash cam captured Santa Clara deputies plotting to plant drugs in a woman's home after their first illegal search turned up nothing, the woman claims in court. Allison Ross, who was arrested after the second search of her home, sued the Santa Clara County Sheriff's Department, its crime lab, Sheriff Laurie Smith, and 12 of her officers, in Federal Court. ...
3 hours, 29 minutes ago
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FemNaziBitch
A 12-Year-Old’s Trek of Despair Ends in a Noose at the BorderNoemi Álvarez Quillay took the first steps of the 6,500-mile journey to New York City from the southern highlands of Ecuador on Tuesday, Feb. 4, after darkness fell. A bashful, studious girl, Noemi walked 10 minutes across dirt roads that cut through corn and potato fields, reaching the highway to Quito. She carried a small suitcase. Her grandfather Cipriano Quillay flagged down a ...
1 day ago
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palmerskiss
Debate Discrimination - Houston ChronicleWe're glad to see Mayor Annise Parker finally stand up and propose a human rights commission that will provide local due process for victims of public discrimination. Parker told the Chronicle editorial board that she plans to release a formal version of her proposal within the next few weeks, but sometimes the process is just as important as the result. As the energy ...
1 day, 17 hours ago
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cycroft
Russ Campbell’s Blog: Bill C-23, Fair Elections Act Seems Now on Solid GroundNow that a Sen­ate com­mit­tee has rec­om­mended nine changes to Bill C-23, Fair Elec­tions Act, the leg­is­la­tion seems pretty solid. And, since Pierre Poilievre has, ap­par­ently, in­di­cated pri­vately that he's open to changes, an amended ver­sion of the bill will likely be­come law by this sum­mer. We would prob­a­bly have got­ten to this point ear­lier had not the min­is­ter re­spon­si­ble for the bill ...
1 day, 20 hours ago
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MichaelJ
Live now - 2014 Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach - ASP World TourMore: 2014 Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach - ASP Iconic Bells Beach in Victoria, Australia once again hosts the world's best surfers for the 41st running of the Bells Beach Contest. New feature in this broadcast: drone cam!
2 days, 16 hours ago
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Why the Temperature of the Yellow Sea Is a Big Deal, and Other Questions About the South Korean Ferry DisasterThe boat ran into trouble several dozen miles from Jindo, an island that sticks out of South Korea's southwestern corner like a little toe. Jindo is surrounded by a group of even smaller islands that are slightly farther afield from the mainland. The ferry was curving around those small islands at the time it issued a distress call. What caused the disaster? We ...
2 days, 21 hours ago
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Idle Drifter
Calgary stabbings: How knife crime in Canada can cause ‘moral panic’What Calgary police chief Rick Hanson called the "worst mass murder" in the city's history didn't end at the barrel of a gun. Instead, the 22-year-old suspect identified on Tuesday as Matthew de Grood is accused of entering the kitchen at a house party, taking "a large knife" and using it to fatally stab four men and one woman, all of whom were students ...
4 days, 8 hours ago
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New York Electoral College: State Joins National Popular Vote Interstate Compact.Ben Mathis-Lilley, Slate: New York Electoral College: State Joins National Popular Vote Interstate Compact. Instead of pushing for a Constitutional amendment, which would have to be ratified in 38 states, advocates ask individual state legislatures to pass an agreement: that they'll pledge all their presidential electors to the winner of the national popular vote as soon as enough other states pass the law to ...
4 days, 14 hours ago
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The Insane History of Rockets at Jet Propulsion LaboratoriesThe Rocket Boys In the late 1930s, a group of Caltech graduate students were booted off campus after blowing up (part of!) their building during a rocket test gone awry. Unwilling to give up on the joy of semi-controlled explosions, the students and a few of their friends headed into the San Gabriel Mountains. They picked a deserted gully -- Arroyo Seco -- ...
5 days, 11 hours ago
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iossarian
Drug Companies Want Your MoneyTwo thematically-related stories on the BBC at the moment: UK drug company Glaxo 'paid bribes to Polish doctors' UK drug company GlaxoSmithKline is facing a criminal investigation in Poland for allegedly bribing doctors, BBC Panorama has discovered. Tamiflu: Millions wasted on flu drug, claims major report Hundreds of millions of pounds may have been wasted on a drug for flu that works no better ...
5 days, 17 hours ago
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Frank says:
Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system disguised as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got in there.