Onion: Congress Debates Addition to Obama Inauguration Ceremony
Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs
Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_Footballs
Charles JohnsonFollow @Green_FootballsTurn off all ads for a full year by subscribing!
For about 33 cents a day (per month) or 22 cents a day (per year), our subscription option turns off all advertisements at LGF!
Read more...
► LGF Headlines
► Tweeted Articles
► Tweeted Pages
► Top 10 Comments
► Bottom Comments
► Recent Comments
► Tools/Info
LGF Master Spy- Show All Entries
- Referrers
- Recent Songs
- LGF on Twitter
- LGF on Google Plus
LGF Articles Feed- LGF Pages Feed
- Donate with PayPal
- Shop at Amazon (LGF Associate Link)
► Tag Cloud
► Contact
LGF Pages
Create a Page
LGF User's Guide
This button leads to the main index of LGF Pages, our user-submitted articles. You can post your own LGF Pages simply by registering a free account with us.
This is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Last updated: 2014-03-07 2:19 pm PST
- Featured Pages
Randall Gross
Windows XP: The Final Countdown BeginsNext month, on April 8th, Windows XP users will experience their very last Patch Tuesday. After that date, Microsoft will no longer provide updates of any kind. If you've been meaning to upgrade to a newer version of Windows, it's time to stop procrastinating and take action. As long as you have Windows Update currently enabled, the end of support for Windows XP ...
3 hours, 20 minutes ago
Views: 163 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 17 • Rating: 2
Political Atheist
CIA Hack Scandal Turns Senate’s Defender of Spying Into a CriticIt's quite a change to hear Dianne Feinstein, the powerful chair of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, express outrage over warrantless and potentially illegal government spying. In an impassioned Senate floor speech yesterday, the California Democrat accused the CIA of criminal activity for allegedly searching computers used by Senate staffers. The CIA set up the computers at a secure location in northern ...
2 hours, 18 minutes ago
Views: 130 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 9 • Rating: 1- Randall Gross
Federal Judge OK’s Mo. Law Aimed at Westboro Baptist ChurchHere you can see those poor Christians being persecuted again. //// A federal judge has upheld a Missouri law requiring protesters to stay at least a football-field length away from funeral sites, beginning an hour before they start until an hour after the services end. The ruling by U.S. District Judge Fernando Gaitan Jr. caps a nearly eight-year legal fight over Missouri's funeral protest ...
3 hours, 39 minutes ago
Views: 150 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 9 • Rating: 0 - Randall Gross
Republican Lobbyist Narrowly Wins Florida Congressional Seat in Special ElectionRepublicans are touting this as a huge victory but in reality they barely kept a seat securely held by the GOP for 40 years. The margin was less than 2 percent in a district where they are used to winning by 15 percent margins. This is not the moratorium against Obamacare that they will crudely finger paint it as. While the beltway will also ...
4 hours, 49 minutes ago
Views: 191 • Comments: 3
Tweets: 7 • Rating: 0 
FemNaziBitch
Bachmann to Promote Free Market at OxfordRep. Michelle Bachmann (R-Minn.) is headed to the United Kingdom to speak at the Oxford Union, one of the world's oldest debating societies. The outgoing congresswoman's speech, to be given on Friday morning, is entitled "Seeds of Progress: The struggle between innovation and bureaucracy." According to her office, she will focus on how governments can check bureaucratic impulses that limit innovation and instead ...
9 hours, 3 minutes ago
Views: 103 • Comments: 1
Tweets: 0 • Rating: 0- FemNaziBitch
Huckabee’s Advice for Running Against a Woman: Treat Them as ‘Special Treasure’ on a ‘Pedestal’If Hillary Clinton, or any woman, runs for president in 2016, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee argued she would need to be treated as a "special treasure" and with a "sense of pedestal." Huckabee told The New Republic, "I've twice run against women opponents, and it's a very different kind of approach. For those of us who have some chivalry left, there's a ...
10 hours, 44 minutes ago
Views: 158 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 9 • Rating: 1 
palmerskiss
Phyllis Schlafly: ‘Girl’ Marines Make US Look WeakPhyllis Schlafly has latched onto the news from December that the Marine Corps is delaying its toughened pull-up requirement for women, part of the preparation for allowing women to serve in combat roles. "Our enemies are tough, strong, vicious men ready to fight to the death, and we need real men to fight them, not girls who can't even do pull-ups," she added. ...
19 hours, 50 minutes ago
Views: 273 • Comments: 8
Tweets: 21 • Rating: 1- palmerskiss
Logicians Find a Genie - Existential ComicsMore: Logicians Find a Genie - Existential Comics
17 hours, 55 minutes ago
Views: 170 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 12 • Rating: 2 - palmerskiss
How Amazon, PayPal and eBay are Financing HatePayPal, a wholly owned subsidiary of eBay, serves as the main financial tool for transferring money to American hate groups, and it earns fees on every transaction that vary in size according to a variety of factors. Research conducted by the Intelligence Report finds that at least 69 of the hate groups listed by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) rely on PayPal ...
16 hours, 6 minutes ago
Views: 160 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 1 • Rating: 1 
CuriousLurker
Syria Crisis: Number of Children in Need Doubles to 5.5 MillionWe need to care about this. Not only because it's the decent humanitarian thing to do, but also because these children are the future of Syria. If they're inured to the brutalities of war and permanently psychologically damaged, then it doesn't bode well for the entire area, which is extremely geopolitically important. Imagine if this was 5.5 million American children. Now stop and ...
18 hours, 43 minutes ago
Views: 195 • Comments: 6
Tweets: 1 • Rating: 7
- Recent Pages
- Political Atheist
What Is the Resolution of the Human Eye?There is another side to how we process light for sight. When TV came out it was a really low resolution compared to the next most common thing-motion pictures. But we loved it anyway. 4k TV may compare well to motion pictures and a master print to run. Maybe. But we are seeing hints that resolutions above what even IMAX or 70mm film can ...
12 minutes ago
Views: 13 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 0 • Rating: 0 - Randall Gross
Record Number See Russia as Adversary, NBC News/WSJ Poll FindsNBC whopping 72 percent of Americans view Russia as an adversary rather than an ally, while more than six in 10 have a negative opinion toward Russian President Vladimir Putin, according to the latest NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll. Meanwhile, Americans are split on President Barack Obama's reaction to the Russian occupation of Ukraine's Crimean peninsula - 43 percent approve and 40 percent disapprove ...
4 hours, 38 minutes ago
Views: 159 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 3 • Rating: 1 - FemNaziBitch
Consent, Innit. —Only Yes means Yes and whyWe Often Don't Get to PractiseBeing asked to do things you don't really want to do are also part of many people's growing up. Being told to kiss your nan, or holding someone's hand rather than being asked for instance. Being told to do stuff in school and not questioning why or you'll get in trouble. Also being told that young people can't ...
9 hours, 6 minutes ago
Views: 100 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 0 • Rating: 0 - palmerskiss
Garrincha, Brazil’s Forgotten World Cup Star, Left in Pele Shadow"When he came to Botafogo for a trial, he put the first ball he touched straight between my legs. A lot of people thought I would be offended but they were wrong. I told the directors there and then that they had to sign him. Fortunately, they listened to me." So said Nilton Santos of one of the most gifted players to have ...
15 hours, 27 minutes ago
Views: 67 • Comments: 1
Tweets: 0 • Rating: 1 
cycroft
Russ Campbell’s Blog: Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, Don’t ‘Send to Know for Whom the Bell Tolls; It Tolls for Thee’It seems to me that any coun­try that was part of the for­mer So­viet Union and has a rec­og­niz­able Russ­ian pop­u­la­tion needs be wor­ried for the Rus­sians are com­ing. ... More: Russ Campbell's Blog: Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, Don't 'Send to Know for Whom the Bell Tolls; It Tolls for Thee'
20 hours, 28 minutes ago
Views: 128 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 0 • Rating: 0
Ryan King
Obama plugs Obamacare on Between Two FernsThis is hilarious. You just have to watch it. Between Two Ferns with Barack Obama Obama can meta almost as good as Galafianaikis. Too many zingers to list.
23 hours, 33 minutes ago
Views: 111 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 0 • Rating: 1
Shiplord Kirel
VLADIMIR PUTIN WORSHIPPED as SAINT (Weekly World News)"The World's Only Reliable News," better than Russia Today and the Drudge Report combined! BOLSHAYA YELNIA - An all-female religious sect believe that Vladimir Putin is the reincarnation of St. Paul the Apostle. The religious sect of the Russian Orthodox church consists entirely of women, who meet in a small three story brick building in Bolshaya Yelnia, a small town near the Volga River. ...
2 days, 20 hours ago
Views: 398 • Comments: 4
Tweets: 20 • Rating: 4
Skip Intro
Reflections on America’s Fall, From CPAC 2014Alas, our next generation of conservative leaders are not chanting, "Amer-i-ca! Amer-i-ca!" They are, instead, chanting, "F**k O-bama! F**k O-bama!" And I hang my head. So, now, children at the hotel, parents, staff, tourists - both foreign and domestic - and every other conceivable variety of guest who happens to be staying at the Gaylord National hotel during CPAC 2014 has a skewed, ...
3 days, 16 hours ago
Views: 306 • Comments: 4
Tweets: 0 • Rating: 4
CriticalDragon1177
Doctors hope for cure in a 2nd baby born with HIVThis is incredibly sad. The poor baby did nothing to deserve this. I hope they actually do find a cure and find it soon. The sooner they're able to cure her, the greater the chance that they'll save her life. A second baby born with the AIDS virus may have had her infection put into remission and possibly cured by very early treatment -- ...
4 days, 20 hours ago
Views: 216 • Comments: 0
Tweets: 1 • Rating: 3
Pie-onist Overlord
It’s Pie Day! Pecan PieMore: The Vicious Babushka: It's Pie Day! Pecan Pie Equipment you will need: Food ProcessorStand mixerRolling pinPie boardPie panMeasuring cupsMeasuring spoons1-qt. saucepan For the crust: 1 1/4 c. all purpose flour1/2 c. (1 stick) butter or shortening, frozen1/2 tsp. salt6 Tbsp. ice water Preheat oven to 375°. Put the flour and salt into the bowl of the food processor and combine. Cut the butter/shortening ...
4 days, 21 hours ago
Views: 214 • Comments: 1
Tweets: 2 • Rating: 4
Frank says:
All right kiddies, we'll play "wipe-out" for you in a moment. -- Frank's comment to the crowd at a 1968 concert in Dallas, Tx