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If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted.

Eric Idle

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1 freetoken  Fri, Jul 8, 2011 11:30:07pm
2 Alexzander  Fri, Jul 8, 2011 11:32:26pm

I hope we can all find the space to laugh (and reflect upon) our own "serious" pet causes.

3 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jul 8, 2011 11:33:43pm
4 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Jul 8, 2011 11:39:20pm

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."
— Kurt Vonnegut

5 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jul 8, 2011 11:40:01pm

'Twas a German comic who pointed out that humor has a divine quality, for to be able to laugh at something you need to be able to stand above it.

6 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Jul 8, 2011 11:49:53pm

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

If you (or anyone) might have
* a sincere love of art (especially photography), and/or
* a completely cynical perception of artists (especially photographers)

then you should see John Waters' Pecker.

7 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jul 8, 2011 11:51:28pm

re: #6 negativ

trolling for punch lines?

8 Alexzander  Fri, Jul 8, 2011 11:59:24pm

I haven't been on LGF much over the past couple days. Miss anything significant?

9 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:00:04am

re: #2 Alexzander

I hope we can all find the space to laugh (and reflect upon) our own "serious" pet causes.

Free speech, and all that jazz.

10 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:01:28am

re: #8 Alexzander

I haven't been on LGF much over the past couple days. Miss anything significant?

It has been determined that Reese Witherspoon is the cause of gout.
/

11 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:01:50am

re: #7 ralphieboy

trolling for punch lines?

John Waters' entire 30+ year career consists of trolling for punchlines. He tried very hard to get "Pecker" released under the official title, "John Waters' Pecker", because he loved the idea of people going up to the ticket counter and saying, "ah yes, two tickets to see John Waters' Pecker, please."

Safe and Okay Introduction to John Waters

12 sagehen  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:02:23am
13 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:04:27am

re: #8 Alexzander

I haven't been on LGF much over the past couple days. Miss anything significant?

Summer Glau and Gillian Anderson expressed their dire NEED for me on this very forum. I rejected them as gently as I could, but they were tragically devastated and had their lawyers remove all evidence that it had ever happened.

14 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:09:32am

I'll just repeat his here...

Richard Tillman has some serious stones.

Bravo, dude.

15 ProMayaLiberal  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:22:56am

Protests are now occurring in Malaysia.

16 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:38:22am
17 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:45:16am

re: #15 ProLifeLiberal

Protests are now occurring in Malaysia.

I'm expecting Mahathir to blame the Jews Zionists.

/a shame that he actually did build the Malaysian economy and then went crazy.

18 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 1:23:50am

Does anybody know where this image comes from?

Image: fat-capitalist.jpg

19 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 1:26:54am

bringing the planet metal

20 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 1:27:20am

re: #6 negativ

If you (or anyone) might have
* a sincere love of art (especially photography), and/or
* a completely cynical perception of artists (especially photographers)

then you should see John Waters' Pecker.

I love that movie!

21 freetoken  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 2:33:37am
22 EdDantes  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 2:39:08am

"If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted".

Eric Idle is not only a funny man he is also a philosopher! And he is correct.

23 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 2:45:45am

re: #22 EdDantes

Genocide survivors? Babies with AIDS?

24 EdDantes  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 2:54:19am

re: #23 Sergey Romanov

Genocide survivors? Babies with AIDS?

There is no humor in any of those things. Is that what Eric Idle was talking about?

25 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:01:59am

re: #24 EdDantes

There is no humor in any of those things.


Exactly.

Is that what Eric Idle was talking about?


I see no qualifiers in the statement you quoted.

26 EdDantes  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:12:46am

The statement I quoted is the topic of this thread posted by Charles. It seems to be true in the main when applied to politics, science and other human endeavors. I did not mean to minimize the holocaust or the misfortune of other innocent persons.

27 Sol Berdinowitz  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:12:47am

Purim is a Jewish holiday where they make jokes about surviving genocide: they make fun of the Babylonian king who tried to wipe out the Jews(and failed).

They bake pastries shaped like his pointed hat, read speeches by him while others make rude noises and drown him out.

I suspect that in a few dozen generations, the Jews will be making silly licorice mustaches and singing "Heil! Pffffffffft! In der Führer's face!!"

28 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:22:28am
29 EdDantes  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:28:05am
Former first lady Betty Ford dies at 93

I heard earlier. She did much for women with breast cancer and probably saved thousands of lives.

30 RogueOne  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:37:21am

There is some good news this morning:

Two charged in case involving Patti LaBelle
[Link: abclocal.go.com...]


There was no audio of the March 11 incident at Bush Intercontinental Airport, but according to court documents, the video speaks for itself. Patti LaBelle's bodyguard, Efrem Holmes, originally told Houston police he was just defending LaBelle's son. After watching the video, three months later, an officer reached a different conclusion.

In the video, you see West Point cadet Richard King in yellow on the phone near LaBelle's limo outside Terminal C. King exchanges words with her son who is also her driver. Her son bumps King. The bodyguard then hits him and both he and LaBelle's hairdresser, 63-year-old Norma Harris, push him into a concrete pillar, causing him to fall to the ground with a head injury.

LaBelle's entourage was the first to contact police that day claiming assault. Attorney Geoffrey Berg says the new charges don't back that up.

"Everybody is entitled to the presumption of innocence, but at this point in the court of public opinion, it looks like the weight of the evidence is on the side of the cadet," Berg said.

Because of the incident, King told us he was suspended from West Point. The academy was reportedly tipped off by HPD. The video shows an officer posing with LaBelle after the incident.

It wasn't bad enough that they beat the kid up but they got him tossed out of the academy too. I hope the young man adds HPD to his lawsuit.

31 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:40:07am

Morning Honcos.

32 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:44:37am
33 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:49:04am

re: #32 Cannadian Club Akbar

Dear New York Yankees, fuck you.

Ah, a fellow Yankee's hater.
Nice to meet you!

34 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:49:29am

Morning, all

35 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:49:55am
36 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:50:55am

re: #33 Varek Raith

Ah, a fellow Yankee's hater.
Nice to meet you!

Oh, first you want to torture my planet but now we're friends?:)

37 EdDantes  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:51:19am

re: #25 Sergey Romanov


O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!

38 RogueOne  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:52:30am

re: #35 Cannadian Club Akbar

I'm not sure where this guy got the pills he overdosed with.

Why would a psychiatrist be prescribing Oxycodone?

39 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:54:10am

re: #38 RogueOne

Why would a psychiatrist be prescribing Oxycodone?

Not sure, unless Oxy fell under the guidelines of drugs he could prescribe.

40 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:56:01am

re: #21 freetoken

[Video]

Terrific selection.

Who is that?

41 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:56:33am

re: #39 Cannadian Club Akbar

Not sure, unless Oxy fell under the guidelines of drugs he could prescribe.

That should have been "classification of drugs he could prescribe".

42 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:57:26am

re: #38 RogueOne

Why would a psychiatrist be prescribing Oxycodone?

Mostly, because he can.

He's an MD.

43 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:58:17am

re: #39 Cannadian Club Akbar

Not sure, unless Oxy fell under the guidelines of drugs he could prescribe.

Any MD can prescribe any drug, no restrictions.

44 Sol Berdinowitz  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:58:42am

re: #43 researchok

Any MD can prescribe any drug, no restrictions.

unless he is just a bush doctor

45 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 3:59:12am

re: #44 ralphieboy

unless he is just a bush doctor

Witch Doctor?

46 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:00:12am

Spin Doctor (for those with inner ear problems)

47 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:01:28am

Dr. Pepper? Doctor Love?

48 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:02:07am

re: #47 Cannadian Club Akbar

Dr. Pepper? Doctor Love?

Dr. Perky.

49 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:02:19am

Dr Demento

50 RogueOne  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:02:33am

re: #42 researchok

Mostly, because he can.

He's an MD.

I knew they could prescribe but how did that not ring any bells though? Is it common for psychiatrists to prescribe heavy doses of pain meds?

51 RogueOne  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:03:36am

re: #44 ralphieboy

re: #47 Cannadian Club Akbar

re: #49 researchok

I hate you guys//

52 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:03:40am

Dr. Dre.

53 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:03:58am

re: #50 RogueOne

I knew they could prescribe but how did that not ring any bells though? Is it common for psychiatrists to prescribe heavy doses of pain meds?

Yes.

Some pain meds also have psychotropic properties.

54 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:05:01am

The Doctor.
I win.

55 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:05:26am

Dr. J?

56 RogueOne  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:05:35am

re: #53 researchok

Pain pills make me puke. I don't like pills of any type except birth control pills. Those kick ass.

57 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:05:45am

re: #50 RogueOne

I knew they could prescribe but how did that not ring any bells though? Is it common for psychiatrists to prescribe heavy doses of pain meds?

The amount he was prescribing should have set off alarm bells. Also, as a rule, those drugs should have been only a small part of what he was prescribing.

58 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:06:07am

re: #55 Cannadian Club Akbar

Dr. J?

Dr Cool J

59 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:07:03am

Doc Brown? (Back to the Future)

60 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:07:21am

Dr Phil

(running for cover)

61 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:07:56am

Dr Holliday

62 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:08:08am

You know what's just awesome?
Walking out the backdoor and right into a spider occupied web.

63 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:08:45am

re: #62 Varek Raith

You know what's just awesome?
Walking out the backdoor and right into a spider occupied web.

More interesting as a dream than as reality

64 EdDantes  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:08:54am

re: #45 Cannadian Club Akbar

Witch Doctor?

Which doctor?

65 RogueOne  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:09:13am

Dr. Feelgood ftw:

66 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:10:34am

re: #64 EdDantes

Is that Judy Garland?

67 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:11:14am

Dr Doolittle re: #66 Cannadian Club Akbar

Is that Judy Garland?

Ernest Borgnine
//

68 EdDantes  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:11:47am

re: #66 Cannadian Club Akbar

No. The young woman is Shirley Temple.

69 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:12:05am

re: #62 Varek Raith

You know what's just awesome?
Walking out the backdoor and right into a spider occupied web.

I'm sure the spiders are really fucking happy you destroyed their home, too.
/

70 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:12:39am

re: #69 Cannadian Club Akbar

I'm sure the spiders are really fucking happy you destroyed their home, too.
/

Muhahahaha!

71 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:20:58am

re: #27 ralphieboy

Jokes about genocide perpetrators are not in any way analogous to jokes about genocide survivors. (Purim is a bad example anyway, and not even because it is not based on any known historical events, but because there is a difference between averted genocide and surviving a genocide.)

72 researchok  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:23:43am

re: #71 Sergey Romanov

Jokes about genocide perpetrators are not in any way analogous to jokes about genocide survivors. (Purim is a bad example anyway, and not even because it is not based on any known historical events, but because there is a difference between averted genocide and surviving a genocide.)

Good Morning, Sergey.

Given the subject matter, see this. The Holocaust figures largely in the conversation.

It will get you=r attention, I promise.

73 EdDantes  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:23:51am

Nite all.
[Link: www.outerworlds.com...]

74 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:32:16am

re: #73 EdDantes

Nite all.
[Link: www.outerworlds.com...]

Image: evilrocket_s.jpg

75 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:36:34am

Heh.
[Link: www.fox8.com...]

76 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:36:47am

re: #72 researchok

Thanks.

Oy, Singer his usual self. But in this case they're both wrong (I mean the initial dialogue). One can "affirm" objective moral values as forcefully as one wishes, they won't appear just because of this affirmation. Morality is necessarily subjective (regardless of highers forces' existence), it makes no more sense of talking about an objective good or objective evil than it is about objectively tasty food, or an objectively beautiful man or woman. On the other hand, collectives usually can agree on the tastiness of some food and prettiness of some humans - and, more importantly, on what is to be considered good and evil. That's how we can continue to live on ;) Singer's thoughts about those "interests" of Jews and Nazis don't strike me as very coherent.

77 RogueOne  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:38:15am

Time to get to work, enjoy the day people.

78 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:40:05am

re: #75 Cannadian Club Akbar

Heh.
[Link: www.fox8.com...]

Lol, I saw that on Maddow's show.
Funny as hell.
XD

79 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:44:57am

re: #76 Sergey Romanov

Yeah, strength of preference is a pretty terrible philosophical mechanism, since, well, the Nazis really, really did strongly prefer to eradicate the Jews. That line of logic would basically mean if a lot of people wanted to kill someone who was kind of depressive anyway, it'd be okay.

And this bit also fails:


One way of putting it would be to say if you were the Nazi, to think about your own life, and think about whether if you had the choice of saying, “So the Jew will be killed but you will also be killed,” will you accept that choice? Or alternatively saying, “The Jew will live and you will live,” then I’m sure that 99.9 per cent of Nazis would have said, “Oh well, if that’s the choice, then yes, I will let the Jew live.” That is a way of indicating that for the Nazi himself the desire to live is more important than the desire to satisfy his racist or ideological preference that there not be Jews in the world.

I fully agree that in the case of Nazis that line of logic works, since Nazis thought Jews much less than Germans, but it doesn't in the case of suicide bombers or anyone who is willing to die for their cause.

80 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:48:30am

re: #79 Obdicut

Philosophy of ethics/morality in general strikes me as futile for the reason indicated above. It makes sense for a philosopher not to write about an issue in general, but in a given framework. E.g. "are there cases of infanticide compatible with the Western socially liberal worldview", etc. But given the clash of frameworks (as in, the Nazis v. the rest) only brute force wins, IMHO.

81 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 4:59:38am

re: #80 Sergey Romanov

To me, philosophy of ethics starts with axioms, and if you don't agree on the axioms, and the definitions, then you can't reconcile that, there's no dialectic that can work.

Someone here awhile ago said that people who apply for citizenship in the US who are actual theocrats-- who desire to see our secular democracy replaced with a theocratic system-- shouldn't be denied on those grounds. To me, that's silly; we've defined our ethics, they include a rejection of theocracy, and to me that means rejecting those who espouse theocracy.

The more thorny problem is what to do with already-existing-citizens who espouse theocracy.

I get really annoyed at people who claim the current state of a democratic country is irrelevant since the democratic state can modify itself infinitely. Not only a facile observation, but one that's true (by whatever means) of every state.

82 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:02:23am

re: #80 Sergey Romanov

re: #81 Obdicut

Way above my pay grade, but interesting nonetheless.

83 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:03:36am

re: #81 Obdicut

Agreed 100%. There should be flexibility, but people with a radically different, theocratic ethics should stay where they are. If this principle applied, there would have been much less of a problem with Islamists in Europe, just to give one example. Immigrants should be welcome, but the best, the brightest, and the secular ones.

84 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:04:51am

re: #83 Sergey Romanov

(Of course, on the other hand, the problem is how to divine one's intentions.)

85 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:06:56am

Former first lady Betty Ford dies at 93
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

:(

86 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:09:35am

re: #82 Varek Raith

re: #81 Obdicut

Way above my pay grade, but interesting nonetheless.

Currently wrangling with more anti-central-banking-Mises-free-marketeers, so I'm totally out of that particular "mode" of discussion.

Because yes, they exist in the Philippines too.

87 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:10:14am

re: #86 laZardo

Currently wrangling with more anti-central-banking-Mises-free-marketeers, so I'm totally out of that particular "mode" of discussion.

Because yes, they exist in the Philippines too.

Now that I understand.
:)

88 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:11:34am

re: #84 Sergey Romanov

(Of course, on the other hand, the problem is how to divine one's intentions.)

And how to deal with refugees, who may be fleeing legitimate dangers but have views that are totally incompatible with the host country.

89 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:14:13am
90 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:16:51am

re: #89 Varek Raith

South Sudan becomes world's newest nation

the birth of a nation

Did you send a gift?

/

91 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:18:43am

re: #88 Obdicut

And how to deal with refugees, who may be fleeing legitimate dangers but have views that are totally incompatible with the host country.

How to deal with finding out what their preference is for a gov't would seem to be a bigger issue for you.
I mean, I don't think theres a check box/ question on an application for citizenship that states
"do you prefer a republic, a monarchy, a ,,,,,,"

92 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:18:50am

My FF has taken a shit the last 2 days. Fuck.

93 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:19:34am

re: #92 Cannadian Club Akbar

My FF has taken a shit the last 2 days. Fuck.

French Fries??
Furry Feet??
Former Friend???

94 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:20:59am

re: #89 Varek Raith

South Sudan becomes world's newest nation

related

South Sudan to get UN peacekeepers

[Link: www.boston.com...]

95 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:21:19am

re: #87 Varek Raith

Now that I understand.
:)

Myep. Apparently the Philippine Constitution bars majority foreign ownership of any local business. But the local businesses themselves are pretty much free to do whatever they want.

And it's all central banking's fault!

96 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:21:41am

re: #93 sattv4u2

If I have to put every password in every site I go to, I'm blaming you.

97 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:22:42am

re: #91 sattv4u2

Indeed. :P

During an interview Saturday with Fox News’ Laura Ingraham, Rep. Duncan D. Hunter, a California Republican, said he regrets there is not a Republican dictatorship ruling Washington.

“I would love a conservative dictatorship,” said Hunter, “where we can dictate everything.” Hunter made his comment while discussing budget cuts and a government shut down.

98 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:28:14am

re: #96 Cannadian Club Akbar

If I have to put every password in every site I go to, I'm blaming you.

Great. It's already happening.

99 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:30:51am

re: #97 Varek Raith

Wow, thanks. Didn't see this quote. Yes, he would like to be a lil' Pinochet, wouldn't he.

Image: Duncan_D._Hunter%2C_official_photo_portrait%2C_111th_Congress.jpg

100 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:34:45am

re: #99 Sergey Romanov

Wow, thanks. Didn't see this quote. Yes, he would like to be a lil' Pinochet, wouldn't he.

Image: Duncan_D._Hunter%2C_official_photo_portrait%2C_111 th_Congress.jpg

Thats either a real old photo, or his son, ro another "Duncan Hunter", because the DH was born in 1948

101 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:34:54am

[Link: www.wnd.com...]

102 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:35:52am

re: #98 Cannadian Club Akbar

Great. It's already happening.

Wassa matter, skippy?

103 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:38:59am

re: #102 sattv4u2

Wassa matter, skippy?

I fixed it. You were no help.

104 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:39:02am

re: #100 sattv4u2

Thats either a real old photo, or his son, ro another "Duncan Hunter", because the DH was born in 1948

Son.

105 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:42:05am

re: #103 cannadian club akbar

I fixed it. You were no help.

Don't minimize the moral support, not to mention the fear of humiliation of you didn't fix it!

106 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:42:11am

Mornin' vermin.

107 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:42:17am

re: #104 Gus 802

Son.

Moon!

/

108 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:42:18am

re: #100 sattv4u2

Thats either a real old photo, or his son, ro another "Duncan Hunter", because the DH was born in 1948

I actually thought it was said by Hunter Sr., so I was kinda surprised when I looked at the video ;)

109 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:42:43am

re: #105 sattv4u2

Don't minimize the moral support, not to mention the fear of humiliation of you didn't fix it!

Or the humiliation of not knowing the English language.

110 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:42:45am

Honk shear. Had 1.5 beers before I said "fuck this" and went to sleep around 8 PM.

111 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:42:51am

re: #108 Sergey Romanov

I actually thought it was said by Hunter Sr., so I was kinda surprised when I looked at the video ;)

K,, thanks

When that name comes up, I also don't think "junior'

112 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:43:07am

re: #107 sattv4u2

Moon!

/

How did it get there?

/

113 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:43:16am

re: #107 sattv4u2

Moon!

/

Words.

114 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:43:32am

re: #112 Gus 802

How did it get there?

/

'splosion

115 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:43:56am

re: #109 cannadian club akbar

Or the humiliation of not knowing the English language.

morning thumbs!

116 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:44:22am

re: #106 darthstar

Mornin' vermin.

CCA,, he's talking to you again!

117 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:44:43am

re: #115 sattv4u2

morning thumbs!

Who's thumbs?

118 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:45:06am

re: #115 sattv4u2

morning thumbs!

He has cat hands. Let's call him Mittens!

//

119 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:45:16am

re: #117 cannadian club akbar

Who's thumbs?

Don't know yet

We're still taking inventory

120 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:46:37am

re: #118 Gus 802

He has cat hands. Let's call him Mittens!

//

And he's got cat style.

121 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:47:04am

re: #120 darthstar

And he's got cat style.

122 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:48:04am

re: #121 Gus 802

[Video]

Okay, that's just stupid. I hope he gets humiliated at his job for that on a daily basis.

123 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:48:06am

re: #120 darthstar

And he's got cat style.

I love cats

They taste just like chicken!

124 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:48:57am

re: #122 darthstar

Okay, that's just stupid. I hope he gets humiliated at his job for that on a daily basis.

He looks familiar

I think he's an actor

125 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:49:42am

re: #122 darthstar

Okay, that's just stupid. I hope he gets humiliated at his job for that on a daily basis.

That's Ron Livingston.

126 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:49:51am

re: #118 Gus 802

He has cat hands. Let's call him Mittens!

//

Mittens hmm.

127 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:50:18am

Does a $700 wine tab trump a $400 haircut?

[Link: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com...]

128 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:50:27am

re: #120 darthstar

And he's got cat style.

I shot Brian Setzer in Reno, just to watch him die.

129 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:50:41am

re: #125 Gus 802

That's Ron Livingston.

I WAS RIGHT!!

I WIN

GIMME PRIZES!!!

130 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:51:29am

re: #129 sattv4u2

I WAS RIGHT!!

I WIN

GIMME PRIZES!!!

You won a years supply of menudo!

//Not the boy band. Just the stomachs.

//

131 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:52:07am

re: #124 sattv4u2

He looks familiar

I think he's an actor

He looks a bit like Robert Downey Jr. The first comment is funny though: "Totally fake. You can see the cat behind him."

132 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:52:38am

re: #124 sattv4u2

He looks familiar

I think he's an actor

Yeahhhh. It's just we're putting the new cover sheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now, so if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Thaaaaanks.

133 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:53:54am

re: #127 Decatur Deb

Does a $700 wine tab trump a $400 haircut?

[Link: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com...]



Susan Feinberg, an associate business professor at Rutgers
,,,,

Feinberg, an economist by training, was even more appalled when the table ordered a second bottle. She quickly did the math and figured out that the $700

Thank God she wasn't in the humanities dept at Rutgers, or she wouldn't have been able to figure that 2 / $350 bottles equals $700!!!

//

134 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:54:08am

re: #128 negativ

I shot Brian Setzer in Reno, just to watch him die.

I shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted by something and missed it.

135 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:55:49am

re: #134 darthstar

I shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted by something and missed it.

I didn't know what my gun could do. I only knew the sound it made when it took a man's life.

/

136 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:56:08am

re: #134 darthstar

I shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted by something and missed it.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas

How he got in my pajamas I'll never know

Thank you Groucho, for everything!!

137 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:56:31am

re: #127 Decatur Deb

Does a $700 wine tab trump a $400 haircut?

[Link: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com...]

I put both in the category of "who gives a crap." Reading that story... it's almost as bad as something from TMZ. ;)

138 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:57:40am

I once killed a 6 pack just to watch it die.

139 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 5:59:53am

re: #137 Gus 802

I put both in the category of "who gives a crap." Reading that story... it's almost as bad as something from TMZ. ;)

Ryan

when it came time to pay the bill that he should pay for one of the bottles of wine out of an abundance of caution. He even produced the receipt for the meal, which you can view here. The receipt shows a charge to Ryan's credit card for $472 -- $392 for his meal and the bottle of wine and a generous $80 tip.

140 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:00:07am

re: #137 Gus 802

I put both in the category of "who gives a crap." Reading that story... it's almost as bad as something from TMZ. ;)

Yeah--It's a cheap shot, but I enjoy one every once in a while. Madame La Farge is one of my favorite characters in literature.

141 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:01:13am

re: #133 sattv4u2

The actual sentence:

She quickly did the math and figured out that the $700 in wine the trio consumed over the course of 90 minutes amounted to more than the entire weekly income of a couple making minimum wage.

142 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:02:18am

Dogs walked,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,, CHECK
Three Cups of Coffee consumed,,, CHECK
Mid Morning Nap ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

S'long,,, theres work still to be done on my list

143 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:02:44am

re: #137 Gus 802

I put both in the category of "who gives a crap." Reading that story... it's almost as bad as something from TMZ. ;)

Me too. Was someone expecting Ryan to be some ascetic monk? This isn't even hypocrisy of the slightest kind. His values, such as they are, is that rich people are cool, and he's one of them. So what?

I don't even get why this is being reported on.

144 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:02:54am

re: #141 Obdicut

The actual sentence:

For Christmas, ask for a sense of humor

145 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:03:57am

re: #141 Obdicut

The actual sentence:

Man, that's hard hitting journalism right there. ;)

146 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:04:10am

re: #144 sattv4u2

For Christmas, ask for a sense of humor

Make better jokes.

147 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:05:24am

re: #143 Obdicut

Me too. Was someone expecting Ryan to be some ascetic monk? This isn't even hypocrisy of the slightest kind. His values, such as they are, is that rich people are cool, and he's one of them. So what?

I don't even get why this is being reported on.

The word in current use is "optics". A competent public servant is expected to know how to manage them. It's the reason staff officers in uniform are expected not to use flyer miles to upgrade to first class.

148 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:06:34am

Me likey!
Major grocer getting rid of self-checkout lanes

Unfortunately, there aren't any nearby

149 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:07:09am

re: #145 Gus 802

Man, that's hard hitting journalism right there. ;)

Seriously. someone drank half a bottle of wine and then argued with three guys who had each drunk 2/3 of a bottle of wine. She was eating in the fancy restaurant too.

I mean, I guess someone getting in someone's face is reportable, but they're making it out like the comment about the price of the wine has any bearing on anything. And Ryan, weirdly, seems to go along with that by saying it's stupid to buy a bottle of wine at that price.

All of these stories are bullshit, no matter who they're about. I don't give a crap. I expect rich people to spend a lot of money.

Ryan's economic plan is freakish idiocy all on its own, stories like this are completey irrelevant.

150 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:07:18am

re: #143 Obdicut

Me too. Was someone expecting Ryan to be some ascetic monk? This isn't even hypocrisy of the slightest kind. His values, such as they are, is that rich people are cool, and he's one of them. So what?

I don't even get why this is being reported on.

They're all rich. If they're not rich when they get there they become rich while they're there. That's a non-partisan reality. Anyway, this is probably getting too serious for the topic at hand.

151 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:07:40am

re: #148 sattv4u2

Me likey!
Major grocer getting rid of self-checkout lanes
[Link: www.msnbc.msn.com...]

Unfortunately, there aren't any nearby

I've used them at Albertsons and Lowes. They suck.

152 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:07:40am

re: #147 Decatur Deb

The word in current use is "optics". A competent public servant is expected to know how to manage them. It's the reason staff officers in uniform are expected not to use flyer miles to upgrade to first class.

It's that kind of surface detail that drives me up the wall. It's flag pins all over again.

153 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:07:56am

re: #148 sattv4u2

Me likey!
Major grocer getting rid of self-checkout lanes
[Link: www.msnbc.msn.com...]

Unfortunately, there aren't any nearby

Absolutely won't use them, and I always tell the checkout why.

154 Sol Berdinowitz  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:09:05am

re: #127 Decatur Deb

my wife and I wsent out to a gourment restaurant for our anniversary dinner, spent the best part of a grand, over $100 on wine alone. It was the first time that I had ever drunk $100 worth of wine and was still able to drive home legally...

155 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:09:24am

re: #149 Obdicut

Seriously. someone drank half a bottle of wine and then argued with three guys who had each drunk 2/3 of a bottle of wine. She was eating in the fancy restaurant too.

I mean, I guess someone getting in someone's face is reportable, but they're making it out like the comment about the price of the wine has any bearing on anything. And Ryan, weirdly, seems to go along with that by saying it's stupid to buy a bottle of wine at that price.

All of these stories are bullshit, no matter who they're about. I don't give a crap. I expect rich people to spend a lot of money.

Ryan's economic plan is freakish idiocy all on its own, stories like this are completey irrelevant.

Exactly. What was she doing in this swanky restaurant! Hmmm? A Rutger's professor hobnobbing with the DC elite!? Doesn't she realize that people are still starving in sub-Saharan Africa?!?!

//

156 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:09:59am

re: #151 Cannadian Club Akbar

re: #153 Decatur Deb

I'll use a self checkout ONLY IF I only have 2-3 items and the manned lines are long

157 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:10:42am

re: #154 ralphieboy

my wife and I wsent out to a gourment restaurant for our anniversary dinner, spent the best part of a grand, over $100 on wine alone. It was the first time that I had ever drunk $100 worth of wine and was still able to drive home legally...

Are you voting and campaigning to cut Social Security? Not quite the same thing.

158 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:11:18am

re: #156 sattv4u2

re: #153 Decatur Deb

I'll use a self checkout ONLY IF I only have 2-3 items and the manned lines are long

I wish liquor stores had self check out.

159 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:11:48am

re: #158 Cannadian Club Akbar

I wish liquor stores had self check out.

With breathalyzer biometrics. ;)

160 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:11:55am

re: #158 Cannadian Club Akbar

I wish liquor stores had self check out.

With a breathalyzer lockout.

161 Randy W. Weeks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:12:11am

OT:

Been messing with Google+ the last couple of days. Really pretty dang cool.

One of its features is called "Sparks". Basically it's just allows you to create shortcuts to Google searches with the added benefit of a handy "Share" button on each of the results. It's cooler than I'm making it sound. ;)

I've added a couple of my favorite sites (Balloon Juice, Daring Fireball). When I trying to add LGF...no search results: "We can't find anything matching your interest - little green footballs".

Very odd.

Anyway, if anyone wants to try it out my nick is blue so drop me a line and I'll try to send out an invite when they open it up again.

162 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:12:12am

re: #159 laZardo

With breathalyzer biometrics. ;)

Too quick for me.

163 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:12:14am

re: #158 Cannadian Club Akbar

I wish liquor stores had self check out.

Theres a few here that are drive thru!

I've often wondered how many people DUI use them!

164 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:13:02am

Off to the farmer's market. Why do they get up so damned early?

165 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:13:24am

re: #157 Decatur Deb

Are you voting and campaigning to cut Social Security? Not quite the same thing.

That part is true, but I don't think anyone was ever under the impression Ryan was restrained in his own living. He's never professed to be.

His plan, on its own, is contemptible shit. That's what makes him a terrible person, not that he's living well.

166 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:13:37am

re: #164 Decatur Deb

Off to the farmer's market. Why do they get up so damned early?

frakkin roosters!

167 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:14:58am

re: #161 LoneStarSpur

"We can't find anything matching your interest - little green footballs".

Did you try typing it as all one word?

168 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:17:01am

re: #137 Gus 802

I put both in the category of "who gives a crap." Reading that story... it's almost as bad as something from TMZ. ;)

Ditto. If Paul Ryan wants to use his own money to buy a $350 bottle of wine that's his business. Those who think it "appalling" can get lost.

169 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:18:29am

re: #168 Dark_Falcon

Ditto. If Paul Ryan wants to use his own money to buy a $350 bottle of wine that's his business. Those who think it "appalling" can get lost.

Did you think the same thing about Edward's coif? BBL

170 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:18:41am

re: #168 Dark_Falcon

Ditto. If Paul Ryan wants to use his own money to buy a $350 bottle of wine that's his business. Those who think it "appalling" can get lost.

I don't know about their needing to "get lost" but maybe a glass of warm milk and a bedtime story. Or something.

171 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:20:23am

re: #169 Decatur Deb

Did you think the same thing about Edward's coif? BBL

The general LGF rule has always been to not care about these things regardless of party. Otherwise we have things like Al Gore's private jet flights coming up. It becomes this endless argument of sorts.

172 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:20:34am

re: #156 sattv4u2

re: #153 Decatur Deb

I'll use a self checkout ONLY IF I only have 2-3 items and the manned lines are long

I always use self-checkout. I find it faster and I never buy alcohol.

173 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:21:22am

Oh yeah! Well Senator Joe Schmo wears alligator shoes and Armani suits!

//

174 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:22:17am

re: #172 Dark_Falcon

I always use self-checkout. I find it faster and I never buy alcohol.


Don't you think by now it's your turn to buy a round for us!?!?!
/

175 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:22:50am

Or McCain's $520 shoes!

Blech. We Americans have too much time on our hands.

176 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:24:16am

re: #175 Gus 802

Or McCain's $520 shoes!

Blech. We Americans have too much time on our hands.

Can we sell the excess on E-BAY!?!?

177 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:24:23am

re: #169 Decatur Deb

Did you think the same thing about Edward's coif? BBL

I think $400 for a haircut is dumber than a $350 dollar bottle of wine, but otherwise same principle applies. If the person earned the money, they can spend it as they choose, as long as they aren't hurting anyone. Of course Paul Ryan might yet catch some wingnut flak:

HE'S DRINKIN' FRENCH WINE INSTEAD OF BEER AND WHISKEY LIKE US REAL 'MERICUNS!!1

/He actually won't hear a peep, but it's fun to play-act as a loony.

178 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:25:38am

re: #137 Gus 802

I put both in the category of "who gives a crap." Reading that story... it's almost as bad as something from TMZ. ;)

Meh.
If I were rich I'd be buying lots of expensive stuff.
Like this.

179 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:26:54am

re: #178 Varek Raith

Meh.
If I were rich I'd be buying lots of expensive stuff.
Like this.

Me too

[Link: www.google.com...]

180 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:27:09am

re: #177 Dark_Falcon

To me, it doesn't matter.
$400 haircut.
$700 wine.
It ain't my money. What do I care?
:)

181 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:27:21am

re: #168 Dark_Falcon

Ditto. If Paul Ryan wants to use his own money to buy a $350 bottle of wine that's his business. Those who think it "appalling" can get lost.

I wouldn't consider it appalling as long as the box it came in was really, really nice.
/

182 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:27:31am

re: #177 Dark_Falcon

/He actually won't hear a peep, but it's fun to play-act as a loony.

He's earned his money the American Way™. Of course he deserves to spend it how he likes.

183 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:28:41am

re: #181 Cannadian Club Akbar

I wouldn't consider it appalling as long as the box it came in was really, really nice.
/

Preferably made of rainforest wood.

//

184 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:29:02am

re: #178 Varek Raith

Someone once listed an actual Tupolev Tu-95 bomber on eBay.

185 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:29:33am

re: #184 laZardo

Someone once listed an actual Tupolev Tu-95 bomber on eBay.

See, that is something I'd so buy and put it on my front lawn.

186 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:30:12am

re: #185 Varek Raith

See, that is something I'd so buy and put it on my front lawn.

You kids get off my Soviet bomber!

//

187 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:30:20am

re: #175 Gus 802

Or McCain's $520 shoes!

Blech. We Americans have too much time on our hands.

In McCain's case, I think harping on that is particularly tacky. Unlike most members of Congress, John McCain did experience real hardship and deprivation, and did so in service to this nation. If he want a expensive pair of shoes and has the money, he's more than earned it.

I also think that stories of "super purchases" by politicians are just "OUTRAGEOUS OUTRAGE!!1" stories. They have no 'meat' to them, and exist solely to stir up resentment.

188 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:32:35am

re: #186 Gus 802

You kids get off my Soviet bomber!

//

I also would need an authentic Soviet pilot outfit.
Sit in the cockpit and wave to passerbys like everything was cool.

189 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:33:00am

re: #187 Dark_Falcon

In McCain's case, I think harping on that is particularly tacky. Unlike most members of Congress, John McCain did experience real hardship and deprivation, and did so in service to this nation. If he want a expensive pair of shoes and has the money, he's more than earned it.

I also think that stories of "super purchases" by politicians are just "OUTRAGEOUS OUTRAGE!!1" stories. They have no 'meat' to them, and exist solely to stir up resentment.

I don't think there was any need to rationalize it. This is very relative because even I have gotten an earful from some bullshit artists about buying more than one pair of shoes which results in the death of one (1) 3rd world person. Or that six pack of fancy beer that I bought using money that could have been used to feed a family of 3 for one month in some far off land.

190 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:33:29am

I have a pair of canvas hi-top Chuck Taylor's I paid $20 for. I get more compliments on them than I do on my dress shoes.

191 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:33:47am

re: #189 Gus 802

I don't think there was any need to rationalize it. This is very relative because even I have gotten an earful from some bullshit artists about buying more than one pair of shoes which results in the death of one (1) 3rd world person. Or that six pack of fancy beer that I bought using money that could have been used to feed a family of 3 for one month in some far off land.

YOUR POST COULD'VE FED A VILLAGE FOR A WEEK!!!!!

192 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:35:04am

re: #191 Varek Raith

YOUR POST COULD'VE FED A VILLAGE FOR A WEEK!!!

Exactly. The CO2 emissions from you being on the internet will result in the death of all the people in some South Pacific island village in the year 2050!!11ty

KYS

//

193 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:37:52am

[crickets]

194 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:38:33am

[rancors]

195 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:39:03am

Coming up next. We'll monetize your bubble gum habit to make you feel guilty about something obscure.

//

196 lawhawk  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:39:43am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. Bashar Assad's regime continues murdering protesters on a daily basis, and apparently they've taken to intimidating protesters here in the US - they've been photographing and videotaping protesters outside their embassy. The US State Department summoned the Syrian ambassador to give him a scolding about the legitimate rights of Americans to protest and that further actions of that kind would result in diplomatic actions against Syria.

That comes after Ambassador Ford was in Hama and apparently quite well received by the throngs of protesters, which some estimated at 500,000.

Syria didn't take too kindly to knowing that Ford was in Hama, and has claimed that Ford was meeting with saboteurs and otherwise supporting and aiding the opposition.

197 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:39:54am

re: #189 Gus 802

This is very relative because even I have gotten an earful from some bullshit artists about buying more than one pair of shoes which results in the death of one (1) 3rd world person.

Can't be me.

Imelda singlehandedly (or both-footedly?) kept our shoe industry in business. Now if you don't buy more than one pair of shoes from the Philippines, someone's gonna die of starvation because they couldn't make their quota.

/ partial

198 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:40:44am

re: #197 laZardo

Can't be me.

Imelda singlehandedly (or both-footedly?) kept our shoe industry in business. Now if you don't buy more than one pair of shoes from the Philippines, someone's gonna die of starvation because they couldn't make their quota.

/ partial

Both-footedly! Funny.

199 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:41:08am

re: #196 lawhawk

That comes after Ambassador Ford was in Hama and apparently quite well received by the throngs of protesters, which some estimated at 500,000.

Syria didn't take too kindly to knowing that Ford was in Hama, and has claimed that Ford was meeting with saboteurs and otherwise supporting and aiding the opposition.

Video here. Comments are a cesspool, as always.

200 lawhawk  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:43:06am

re: #199 laZardo

I saw that video, and it's not surprising that the comments are a cesspool; they usually are.

201 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:44:37am

53°F! Brrr. Next week in the 70s!

202 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:45:17am

re: #201 Gus 802

53°F! Brrr. Next week in the 70s!

Urine always smells best when chilled.
/

203 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:46:42am

re: #202 Cannadian Club Akbar

Urine always smells best when chilled.
/

We reprocess the urine into drinking water on our spaceship.

//

204 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:58:49am

re: #199 laZardo

Video here. Comments are a cesspool, as always.

It's the same principal as CNN or Yahoo (Fox is a special case). Unmoderated comments are always a cesspool. They are quickly dominated by haters, spammers, and monomaniacs.

205 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 6:59:05am
206 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:01:12am

re: #205 Gus 802

Image: x999.jpg

Blond Texas cheerleaders. Always a crowd pleaser, at least among the male sections of the crowd.

207 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:02:56am

re: #206 Dark_Falcon

Blond Texas cheerleaders. Always a crowd pleaser, at least among the male sections of the crowd.

Denver Outlaws. Lacrosse team.

208 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:03:33am

re: #206 Dark_Falcon

Blond Texas cheerleaders. Always a crowd pleaser, at least among the male sections of the crowd.

I don't recognize the team colors.

209 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:04:56am

re: #207 Gus 802

Denver Outlaws. Lacrosse team.

re: #208 Cannadian Club Akbar

I don't recognize the team colors.

There ya go.

210 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:08:28am

re: #209 Cannadian Club Akbar

re: #208 Cannadian Club Akbar

There ya go.

Ran into that on Daylife while looking for images of Denver. Apparently Denver got whacked pretty good in places with some rain storms.

211 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:11:13am

re: #204 Dark_Falcon

It's the same principal as CNN or Yahoo (Fox is a special case). Unmoderated comments are always a cesspool. They are quickly dominated by haters, spammers, and monomaniacs.

ABC site comments ,,, just do the math at any of them

moron
+keyboard
+anonimity
='s
___________________
vile disgusting comments


[Link: blogs.abcnews.com...]

212 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:12:14am

re: #210 Gus 802

Ran into that on Daylife while looking for images of Denver. Apparently Denver got whacked pretty good in places with some rain storms.

While viewing the photo, CCA may do some whacking soon!!

213 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:12:45am

re: #156 sattv4u2

re: #153 Decatur Deb

I'll use a self checkout ONLY IF I only have 2-3 items and the manned lines are long

Worst possible time to use a self-checkout. That's when this happens:

You: {swipe the canned spinach past the scanner}
Barcode scanner: *BEEP*
Cheerful Automated Cashier Replacement-9000: Seventy. Eight. Cents.
You: {put the can in the plastic bag}
*5 seconds later, while you are trying to scan the next item*
CACR9000: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA.
CACR9000: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA.
You: {remove the can, figuring you'll give the thing time to catch up}
CACR9000: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA.
*30 to 45 seconds later it stops, and you successfully scan another 6 or 7 items.*
You: {swipes a bottle of wine or 6-pack of beer past the scanner}
Barcode scanner: *BEEP*
CACR9000: Six. Ninety. Nine. Approval Needed.
You: {are obviously old and haggard; the ravages of time as obvious as a neon billboard on your face}
CACR9000: Approval needed. Please wait for assistance.
You: {look around and notice that the poor teenage attendant is currently chin-deep in helping the 107 year-old woman in the adjacent lane find the bar code on each of her 32,767 items. She went through the self-checkout because she doesn't want to be one of those elderly people who is a "burden" on everyone. My grandmother was like that. Trolls trolling trolls.}
CACR9000: Approval needed. Please wait for assistance.
(Meanwhile, the lines are backing up not only for the self-checkouts but also for the two - count 'em, two! - stations that are actually staffed by living people. They are obviously *not* lazy, disinterested slackers; they are clearly feeling the pressure. But they have Stockholm Syndrome [per corporate policy] and are afraid to ask for help over the intercom.)
CACR9000: Approval needed. Please wait for assistance.
(Suddenly, a person wearing a different color shirt approaches you. Must be some sort of manager.)
Fancy Shirt Guy: May I see your ID please?
You: {thinking, 'you have got to be fucking kidding me. I'm sufficiently older than you that I could be your father. In fact, considering the degree to which I was a promiscuous slut-boy back in the late 80s and early 90s, there's a non-zero chance that I might actually BE your father.'}
(Of course, you don't say that - you just resign to the inevitable and show your goddamned driver's license.)
CACR9000: Approval needed. Please wait for assistance.
Fancy Shirt Guy taps his special code on the screen. You are free to go.
CACR9000: Insert cash, or press PAY WITH CARD.
You: {tap "pay with card" and swipe your debit card, just like you have done fuckteen-million times before over the past 7 or 8 years you've been buying groceries at this place.}
Innocent Card Reader: {prompts you for your PIN}
You: {type in your PIN}
(Two seconds pass)
Innocent Card Reader: {Cool, got it. "APPROVED". See ya next time!}
CACR9000: Insert cash, or press PAY WITH CARD.
(10 seconds)
CACR9000: Insert cash, or press PAY WITH CARD.
CACR9000: Please take your receipt.
(30 seconds, receipt finally prints)
You: {already in the car, probably halfway home by now}
CACR9000: Please take your items. Thank you for shopping at Blahbertson's.

Congratulations. You just spent 15 minutes trying to pay for $20 worth of items that could have been handled in 2 minutes or less by even the dumbest human cashier.

214 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:13:03am

re: #211 sattv4u2

ABC site comments ,,, just do the math at any of them

moron
+keyboard
+anonimity
='s
___
vile disgusting comments

[Link: blogs.abcnews.com...]

Yep, that sums it up nicely.

215 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:13:43am

re: #211 sattv4u2

At least someone slipped in a nirth certifikit comment.

216 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:13:46am

Boulder man crashes on Greenbriar Inn's roof after high-speed chase

A car landed on the roof of Boulder's Greenbriar Inn early Thursday morning after a high-speed chase with the Colorado State Patrol, according to Trooper Heather Cobler.

Around 12:20 a.m., an officer saw a silver Audi traveling above the posted speed limit, heading southbound at U.S. 36 at Nelson Road, Cobler said.

Authorities identified the driver as 18-year-old Sam Powers, of Boulder...

217 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:14:20am

re: #213 negativ

You have WAY too much time on your hands

you really need a hobby!!

218 Winny Spencer  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:14:41am

Good thing for Assad that he still has the support of Dennis Kucinich.

219 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:16:25am

re: #211 sattv4u2

This one is really bad:

Dems pretty much need a bumper sticker or a car analogy.....So we are driving off a cliff with a kenyan (who has never driven and who does not have a drivers license )at the wheel of a car that was stolen by George Soros(probably stolen from a jew he sent to a death camp, but first he pulled out the jews gold teeth)!

Posted by: David B | Jul 9, 2011 9:33:16 AM

So is this one, it sounds like it was written by Alex Jones, so it gets the /wingnut treatment:

We have turned the corner and are headed down the dirt road to Sharia Law. The Muslim Imposter told the sheeple who is and what he stands for. "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction," Obama.
The people are to busy watching Dancing with the Stars, idolizing sports stars, musicians, Hollywood, and the media created Affirmative Action President.
We have abandoned the Truth and allow the wolf with the sheeps clothing among the herd (sheeple).
When people start to realize who Obama is and what he stnads for we may have a chance. Too many sheeple living on handouts, not paying taxes and increased dependence on the government have led to this meltdown.

Posted by: thetruth | Jul 9, 2011 9:11:52 AM

220 ProMayaLiberal  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:16:30am

re: #214 Dark_Falcon

Or as TVTropes calls it, the GIFT Theory.

221 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:16:45am

re: #216 Gus 802

Boulder man crashes on Greenbriar Inn's roof after high-speed chase

New ad campaign

Audi,,, we can really fly!!!

222 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:17:56am

re: #221 sattv4u2

New ad campaign

Audi,,, we can really fly!!!

"Honest occifer! The accelerator peddle got stucked."

//

223 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:18:18am

re: #219 Dark_Falcon


So is this one, it sounds like it was written by Alex Jones, so it gets the /wingnut treatment:


So someone named 'thetruth' says we've abandoned 'The Truth'...sounds like he's a little insecure and needs a hug.

224 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:18:56am

re: #222 Gus 802

"Honest occifer! The accelerator peddle got stucked."

//

"I thought I was possed to use the rooftop parking lot"

225 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:19:25am

re: #223 darthstar

So someone named 'thetruth' says we've abandoned 'The Truth'...sounds like he's a little insecure and needs a hug.

Maybe you should log in with the nic TheHug.
/

226 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:19:26am

re: #222 Gus 802

"Honest occifer! The accelerator peddle got stucked."

//

But I saw an Audi do this in one of those Transporter movies...here...hold my beer and let me try again.

227 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:19:55am

re: #225 Cannadian Club Akbar

Maybe you should log in with the nic TheHug.
/

That would be a good internet handle, actually...

228 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:20:29am

re: #213 negativ

Speaking of trolls trolling trolls, you could write that up in a four panel rage comic.

Either with more than four cells or in several four-panel parts.

229 ProMayaLiberal  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:20:30am

re: #221 sattv4u2

This story sounds like it came straight out of a video game.

230 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:21:21am

re: #218 Winny Spencer

Good thing for Assad that he still has the support of Dennis Kucinich.

Yep, and I hope that Gaddhafi is similarly reassured by the knowledge that that the GOP and the leftmost Democrats have got his back.

231 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:27:47am

re: #229 ProLifeLiberal

This story sounds like it came straight out of a video game.

The only way it could be better is if he landed on a Red Roof Inn

232 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:30:51am

re: #225 Cannadian Club Akbar

Maybe you should log in with the nic TheHug.
/

oMYGOD, I'M BEING HUGGED BY SOMEONE FROM LFG!!!11 HALP, HALP, I'VE BEEN INFECTED WITH LIBERAL COOTIES!!!11 GET THE BRYAN FISCHER PRAYER DISINFECTANT!!!11

233 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:30:58am

re: #231 sattv4u2

The only way it could be better is if he landed on a Red Roof Inn

Driving a red car.

234 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:31:10am

Media trying to wean itself off Casey Anthony...now focusing on white girl killed by boyfriend. "High School Murder"...catchy title...ha! They just mentioned Casey's trial. And of course we get the smooth natural transition from discussing how the girl may have had her throat cut to Kate Middleton and Prince William right after this commercial break.

235 jvic  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:31:14am

re: #177 Dark_Falcon

I think $400 for a haircut is dumber than a $350 dollar bottle of wine, but otherwise same principle applies. If the person earned the money, they can spend it as they choose, as long as they aren't hurting anyone. Of course Paul Ryan might yet catch some wingnut flak:

HE'S DRINKIN' FRENCH WINE INSTEAD OF BEER AND WHISKEY LIKE US REAL 'MERICUNS!!1

/He actually won't hear a peep, but it's fun to play-act as a loony.

This is the lead story at TPM. It's a great example of the elitist provincialism of Josh Marshall and his crew.

Every Real American knows that Real Americans don't get jealous when a Real American gets rich.

Nevertheless, Ryan and friends committed a serious breach of decorum.

Real Real Americans would take swigs direct from the bottle and pass it around.

236 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:31:21am

re: #230 negativ

Yep, and I hope that Gaddhafi is similarly reassured by the knowledge that that the GOP and the leftmost Democrats have got his back.

Yeah,, it's a good thing that operation only took weeks, not months

oh ,,wait ,, shit!

237 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:32:56am

re: #234 darthstar

Media trying to wean itself off Casey Anthony...now focusing on white girl killed by boyfriend. "High School Murder"...catchy title...ha! They just mentioned Casey's trial. And of course we get the smooth natural transition from discussing how the girl may have had her throat cut to Kate Middleton and Prince William right after this commercial break.

If It Bleeds, It Leads

holds true now as it did "back in the day"

238 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:33:31am

re: #234 darthstar

Media trying to wean itself off Casey Anthony...now focusing on white girl killed by boyfriend. "High School Murder"...catchy title...ha! They just mentioned Casey's trial. And of course we get the smooth natural transition from discussing how the girl may have had her throat cut to Kate Middleton and Prince William right after this commercial break.

Gotta cover the Royal Tour, since it seems to sell magazines very well.

239 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:34:24am

re: #238 Dark_Falcon

Gotta cover the Royal Tour, since it seems to sell magazines very well.

and collectable bobble head dolls

240 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:36:06am

re: #233 Cannadian Club Akbar

Driving a red car.

Not a red car! (can't find the clip, but I do love this movie)

241 allegro  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:38:21am

And now for our Saturday morning WTF moment...

New website aims to expose supposed ‘pro-choice violence

Human Life International has revamped its website, prochoiceviolence.com. According to the group, the site “provides extensive research on the surprising amount of violence perpetrated by abortionists and the proponents of ‘choice,’ compared to the relatively few violent crimes committed by ‘pro-life’ advocates.”

The site includes a 35-page introduction that explains things such as “the difference between ‘pro-life’ violence and ‘pro-choice’ violence” and how “the pro-life movement [is] the most peaceful social movement of all time.

Cuz murdering doctors, blowing up clinics and employees, running rewards for the deaths of abortion clinic personnel is so cute and peaceful and nothing like those mean ol' pro-choice peeps./

W.T.F.

242 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:39:49am

re: #241 allegro

A pox on both extremes for using violence and/or intimidation

243 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:40:01am

re: #241 allegro

Wouldn't a 35 page introduction be considered a manifesto? I can't remember. Been so long since my last manifesto.
/

244 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:40:41am

re: #217 sattv4u2

You have WAY too much time on your hands

you really need a hobby!!

When people say that in response to any slightly creative endeavor, I want to capture them while they are walking to their car, throw a khaki canvas bag (soaked with chloroform) over their head, and toss them into my windowless cargo van.

Before they awaken from the chloroform, I want to shackle them to the dentist's chair I keep in an unused warehouse 15 miles outside of town, and start them on an IV saline drip. They will awaken to the sound of "We Have All The Time In The World" by Louis Armstrong playing on an endless loop at ear-shattering decibel levels. The only light will be a spotlight focused in a table in their line of sight on which will rest all manner of scary looking surgical instruments. They will stay in that circumstance until I return a day later, inject a sedative into their IV, and return them to their car before they regain full awareness.

If they say it a second time, the above will happen again, except this time the song will be "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas, and I will remove the skin from their face and replace it with cellophane.

245 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:41:00am

re: #243 Cannadian Club Akbar

Wouldn't a 35 page introduction be considered a manifesto? I can't remember. Been so long since my last manifesto.
/

I thought those had to be really, really long! 3500 page manifesto.

//

246 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:41:21am

re: #245 Gus 802

I thought those had to be really, really long! 3500 page manifesto.

//

With recipes.

//

247 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:42:23am

re: #242 sattv4u2

A pox on both extremes for using violence and/or intimidation

Who have the pro-choice activists killed or threatened to kill? Just wondering because I can't recall any examples of pro-choice activists actually killing anyone or stalking an anti-abortionist.

248 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:42:54am

Panetta: U.S. "within reach" of defeating al Qaeda

The United States is "within reach of strategically defeating al Qaeda," Leon Panetta declared, as he traveled to Afghanistan for his first visit there as Secretary of Defense.

Speaking to reporters aboard a government flight to Kabul, Panetta said intelligence gathered during the raid at Osama bin Laden's compound has lead the United States to target 10-20 key al Qaeda leaders.

"If we can go after them, I think we really can strategically defeat al Qaeda," Panetta said.

The success of the May raid on the compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan where bin Laden was killed, along with "operations that we conducted at the CIA," has undermined the terror organization's ability to conduct 9/11-type attacks, he added.

"I think we have them on the run," Panetta said. "I think now is the moment, following what happened with bin Laden, to put maximum pressure on them, because I do believe that if we continue this effort we really can cripple al Qaeda as a threat to this country.

"Is it going to take some more work? You bet it is. But I think it's within reach," Panetta said.

Panetta also said he believes Aymin al Zawahiri, al Qaeda's new commander, is living in the tribal areas of Pakistan, known as the FATA.

249 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:43:52am

re: #244 negativ

250 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:44:01am

re: #244 negativ

basket weaving, perhaps

Or stamp collecting!

251 allegro  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:44:01am

re: #242 sattv4u2

Downding for even TRYING to find an equivalence here. If you don't know any better at least STFU before making an ass out of yourself.

252 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:44:26am

re: #242 sattv4u2

A pox on both extremes for using violence and/or intimidation

Did the Magical Balance Fairy snatch your keyboard for a moment and post that?

253 kirkspencer  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:44:49am

re: #235 jvic

This is the lead story at TPM. It's a great example of the elitist provincialism of Josh Marshall and his crew.

Every Real American knows that Real Americans don't get jealous when a Real American gets rich.

Nevertheless, Ryan and friends committed a serious breach of decorum.

Real Real Americans would take swigs direct from the bottle and pass it around.

OK, here's the deal. Ryan pushes the contagion theory of money, and he pushes heavily that government spending needs constrained. Because of that, this is hypocritical behavior on his part and therefore newsworthy.

Contagion theory? That's used mainly for anti-choicers who claim that money to a company that provides abortions is funding abortions. Never mind fund accounting or multiple income sources or even saved income from previous sources, it's all just one big pocket. By this principle, your and my tax money bought those (remember, there were two) $700 bottles of wine.

I want to make it plain I think the contagion theory is hogwash; that it was his money, not taxpayer money.

But it is his argument, and so either he doesn't believe the argument or IOKIYAR. Either way, it's newsworthy.

254 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:45:50am

re: #247 darthstar

I'm pro-choice, for the record.

But there was an article aimed toward the "Spare tire" politician that implied a person should go to that particular politician's house to peacefully protest.

Not before outlining the "Shazam!," which was described as cutting a rather nasty hole in a person's taint.

And for the record, I openly endorsed that on the article's thread on LGF, for which I'm surprised I wasn't banned.

255 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:45:59am

re: #253 kirkspencer

OK, here's the deal. Ryan pushes the contagion theory of money, and he pushes heavily that government spending needs constrained. Because of that, this is hypocritical behavior on his part and therefore newsworthy.

Contagion theory? That's used mainly for anti-choicers who claim that money to a company that provides abortions is funding abortions. Never mind fund accounting or multiple income sources or even saved income from previous sources, it's all just one big pocket. By this principle, your and my tax money bought those (remember, there were two) $700 bottles of wine.

I want to make it plain I think the contagion theory is hogwash; that it was his money, not taxpayer money.

But it is his argument, and so either he doesn't believe the argument or IOKIYAR. Either way, it's newsworthy.

Nontroversy.

256 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:46:20am

re: #252 Dark_Falcon

Did the Magical Balance Fairy snatch your keyboard for a moment and post that?

No,, I just hate extremists

257 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:47:32am

re: #251 allegro

Downding for even TRYING to find an equivalence here. If you don't know any better at least STFU before making an ass out of yourself.

Thank you

258 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:47:47am

re: #256 sattv4u2

No,, I just hate extremists

That's a pretty exteme position.

259 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:48:29am

re: #258 darthstar

That's a pretty exteme position.

self loathing, I am!

260 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:49:04am

re: #253 kirkspencer

But I don't care about the moral or ethical merits of Ryan himself. His plan itself is the worst possible condemnation of the man. It's a fantasy-laden, cruel piece of statistical bullshit.

Whether or not he's personally hypocritical in some abstract way is just besides the point. The plan itself is what should be focused on, not the man. The plan has the support of many, many others.

261 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:50:33am

re: #205 Gus 802

Image: x999.jpg

Real NFL teams don't have cheerleaders.

[Link: articles.orlandosentinel.com...]

262 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:51:44am

Outa time, gotta fly.

BBL

263 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:56:53am

re: #247 darthstar

Who have the pro-choice activists killed or threatened to kill? Just wondering because I can't recall any examples of pro-choice activists actually killing anyone or stalking an anti-abortionist.

[Link: www.cbsnews.com...]

264 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:57:11am

The Bachmann story about gay therapy is making the rounds this morning but still no video. It could be a big story if they provide proof.

265 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:57:40am

GAHHH,,, fan on tower is really REALLY loud right now

shutting down ,,,may BBL, depending on what happens

266 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:58:06am

re: #260 Obdicut

But I don't care about the moral or ethical merits of Ryan himself. His plan itself is the worst possible condemnation of the man. It's a fantasy-laden, cruel piece of statistical bullshit.

Whether or not he's personally hypocritical in some abstract way is just besides the point. The plan itself is what should be focused on, not the man. The plan has the support of many, many others.

Exactly. People need to focus on the issues and not what particular politicians eat or drink and how much they spend doing so. God knows we've already seen enough of this regarding Obama's eating and drinking habits and how much he spends doing so.

267 jvic  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 7:59:57am

1. re: #253 kirkspencer

OK, here's the deal. Ryan pushes the contagion theory of money, and he pushes heavily that government spending needs constrained. Because of that, this is hypocritical behavior on his part and therefore newsworthy.
etc

2. re: #2 Alexzander

I hope we can all find the space to laugh (and reflect upon) our own "serious" pet causes.

I pick Door Number 2.

268 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:00:49am

re: #265 sattv4u2

GAHHH,,, fan on tower is really REALLY loud right now

shutting down ,,,may BBL, depending on what happens

Fan bearing is probably going out.

269 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:02:16am

re: #265 sattv4u2

GAHHH,,, fan on tower is really REALLY loud right now

shutting down ,,,may BBL, depending on what happens

Had that a month ago, just had to blow the crud out of the fan and case with compressed air.

270 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:03:04am

re: #269 Decatur Deb

Had that a month ago, just had to blow the crud out of the fan and case with compressed air.

Fan jelly?

//

271 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:03:45am

Or toe fan jam.

Ewwwwww.

//

272 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:04:44am

re: #270 Gus 802

Fan jelly?

//

Lots of gray/brown cottage cheese. It got all over the desk, but the tower quieted instantly, and still is quiet.

273 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:04:59am

Man the torpedoes!

Obama proposes cuts to Social Security

President Obama has said he wants to use a looming deadline over raising the amount Congress is allowed to borrow to work a deal with Republicans on something "big."

And now he plans to propose changes to Social Security as part of that "grand bargain," which he hopes will reduce government red ink by as much as $4 trillion over the next decade, Democratic sources familiar with the talks tell CBS News.

Mr. Obama met at the White House Thursday morning with congressional leaders, including House Speaker John Boehner, from both parties to negotiate a deficit reduction deal...

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi on Thursday expressed her opposition to including Social Security as part of the talks to raise the debt ceiling.

"We do not support cuts in benefits for Social Security and Medicare. Any discussion of Medicare or Social Security should be on its own table. I've said that before, do you want to take a look at Social Security. Then look at it on its own table," Pelosi said.

274 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:06:32am

re: #273 Gus 802

Man the torpedoes!

Obama proposes cuts to Social Security

COMMIE PRESIDENT!!1!...wait...FASCIST PRESIDENT!!!

275 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:07:01am

re: #272 Decatur Deb

Lots of gray/brown cottage cheese. It got all over the desk, but the tower quieted instantly, and still is quiet.

I finally figured out how to take apart a fan. They have a small locking bushing in the back that you can remove. Then you can oil the bearing to loosen things up. But I cleaned my computer a couple of months ago. It smelled like an old sofa in some places. You know with the huge dust bunnies and stuff.

276 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:09:18am

re: #273 Gus 802

Man the torpedoes!

Obama proposes cuts to Social Security

I'll add this in case some people don't go to the link...

The administration would only agree to cuts to Social Security benefits in exchange for reducing some eliminating some tax breaks that benefit the wealthy and certain industries, including oil and gas firms.

277 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:09:24am

re: #275 Gus 802

I finally figured out how to take apart a fan. They have a small locking bushing in the back that you can remove. Then you can oil the bearing to loosen things up. But I cleaned my computer a couple of months ago. It smelled like an old sofa in some places. You know with the huge dust bunnies and stuff.

Just ran a 90 psi airgun from the garage. Probably blew dust into even more dangerous places, but it's working.

278 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:10:25am

re: #277 Decatur Deb

Just ran a 90 psi airgun from the garage. Probably blew dust into even more dangerous places, but it's working.

Wow. I'm not to crazy about the canned air. Typically it "freezes" up halfway through. Works really nice when it's hot out though.

279 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:10:53am

Too

280 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:11:12am

re: #274 Decatur Deb

COMMIE PRESIDENT!!1!...wait...FASCIST PRESIDENT!!!

BUSHES THIRD TURRRM!!!

281 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:12:18am

re: #280 laZardo

BUSHES THIRD TURRRM!!!

TRUTH TO POWER MAN!!11ty TELL IT TO THE SHEEPLE!!11ty

282 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:13:21am

re: #278 Gus 802

Wow. I'm not to crazy about the canned air. Typically it "freezes" up halfway through. Works really nice when it's hot out though.

Used to be a trick about using the cold aerosol to find a bad chip--if a problem cleared when you chilled it, that was the place to look. Mox Nix with disposable circuit boards we run today.

283 jvic  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:16:58am

re: #276 Gus 802

re: #273 Gus 802

Man the torpedoes!

Obama proposes cuts to Social Security

I'll add this in case some people don't go to the link...

The administration would only agree to cuts to Social Security benefits in exchange for reducing some eliminating some tax breaks that benefit the wealthy and certain industries, including oil and gas firms.

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." ?

284 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:19:34am

re: #263 sattv4u2

[Link: www.cbsnews.com...]

The killer wasn't a pro-choice activist...looks like he killed some other random person the same day.

285 Winny Spencer  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:23:40am

re: #263 sattv4u2

[Link: www.cbsnews.com...]

"I can see someone spitting on him or punching him, but shooting him is pretty stupid. It's not something you expect in Owosso," said 16-year-old Curtis Wisterman.

Murder is "pretty stupid"? Wow.

286 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:24:14am

re: #284 darthstar

The killer wasn't a pro-choice activist...looks like he killed some other random person the same day.

[Link: articles.cnn.com...]

Authorities say the suspect, Harlan James Drake, was offended by anti-abortion material that the activist had displayed across from the school all week.

287 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:24:24am

re: #283 jvic

I'll add this in case some people don't go to the link...

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." ?

Perhaps. They haven't tried anything in DC not since the 1990s. I imagine Obama might be floating this idea for the time being. Running out of time given that the August deadline is looming. Social Security cuts are a bit of a poison dart.

288 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:24:56am

re: #285 Winny Spencer

"I can see someone spitting on him or punching him, but shooting him is pretty stupid. It's not something you expect in Owosso," said 16-year-old Curtis Wisterman.

Murder is "pretty stupid"? Wow.

Life is a video game!

289 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:25:25am

Hey! So what's up this Saturday!

290 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:25:32am

re: #286 sattv4u2

[Link: articles.cnn.com...]

Authorities say the suspect, Harlan James Drake, was offended by anti-abortion material that the activist had displayed across from the school all week.

I'm offended by pictures of bloody fetuses too...that doesn't make the killer a pro-choice activist.

291 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:26:12am

re: #290 darthstar

I'm offended by pictures of bloody fetuses too...that doesn't make the killer a pro-choice activist.

Okay

292 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:26:56am

re: #291 sattv4u2

Okay

But if it adds balance to your life, you're free to believe it.

293 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:28:30am

re: #292 darthstar

But if it adds balance to your life, you're free to believe it.

None whatsoever
Remember, my original statement was

A pox on both extremes for using violence and/or intimidation

Thats the "balance" I like in my life

294 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:29:46am

re: #273 Gus 802

reduce government red ink by as much as $4 trillion over the next decade


Sounds good to me.

295 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:33:04am

re: #268 Gus 802

re: #269 Decatur Deb

Thanks

296 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:35:26am

re: #294 Killgore Trout

Sounds good to me.

Yep. And if "the market" responds positively to a debt deal with major spending cuts Obama will of course see a major benefit for his reelection. That may be what the opposition is afraid of. I don't see any way out of raising it though. IOW, we need to raise the debt limit and at the same time plan for future cuts thereby allowing us to flatten the curve -- do both.

297 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:36:13am

re: #293 sattv4u2

None whatsoever
Remember, my original statement was

A pox on both extremes for using violence and/or intimidation

Thats the "balance" I like in my life

Yes, but you're still inferring that the killer of the abortion protester was a pro-choice activist by using that as an example of "both sides" killing.

298 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:36:29am

re: #296 Gus 802

Yep. And if "the market" responds positively to a debt deal with major spending cuts Obama will of course see a major benefit for his reelection. That may be what the opposition is afraid of. I don't see any way out of raising it though. IOW, we need to raise the debt limit and at the same time plan for future cuts thereby allowing us to flatten the curve -- do both.

Make that with spending cuts AND tax reforms. Forgot about those.

299 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:37:27am

Think I'll head to the butcher shop and see what kind of animal carcasses I want to drag home for the seekend

300 blueraven  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:38:14am

re: #296 Gus 802

Yep. And if "the market" responds positively to a debt deal with major spending cuts Obama will of course see a major benefit for his reelection. That may be what the opposition is afraid of. I don't see any way out of raising it though. IOW, we need to raise the debt limit and at the same time plan for future cuts thereby allowing us to flatten the curve -- do both.

Bingo...republicans will not accept a very reasonable deal. It will be good for Obama in 2012. Politics rule!

301 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:39:01am

re: #297 darthstar

Yes, but you're still inferring that the killer of the abortion protester was a pro-choice activist by using that as an example of "both sides" killing.

Sorry, but I think it's rather "extreme" to shoot and kill someone for displaying a photo of a dead fetus
I never said "activist" re: either side

I did say EXTREME

302 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:43:09am

re: #301 sattv4u2

Sorry, but I think it's rather "extreme" to shoot and kill someone for displaying a photo of a dead fetus
I never said "activist" re: either side

I did say EXTREME

He also hated gravel, apparently.

303 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:43:50am

re: #300 blueraven

Bingo...republicans will not accept a very reasonable deal. It will be good for Obama in 2012. Politics rule!

Yeah. It's like a chess game. Could wind up in a stale mate of sorts though. I neither party gets what they want we all will suffer in the long run. They may end up just raising the debt limit without doing anything else. That will maintain the status quo. But doing all three (raising the debt limit; spending cuts; and tax reform) might be the shot in the arm the economy needs.

304 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:44:27am

re: #302 Slumbering Behemoth

He also hated gravel, apparently.

Mike ???

[Link: www.mikegravel.us...]
//

305 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:44:47am

re: #301 sattv4u2

"both extremes"...you looked for an example to support the anti-choice argument that pro-choice activists are violent. Sorry, cable guy...

306 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:45:36am

re: #302 Slumbering Behemoth

He also hated gravel, apparently.

and maybe gas cans

307 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:45:44am

re: #304 sattv4u2

Not the man, the product.

308 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:46:21am

re: #307 Slumbering Behemoth

Not the man, the product.

oh ,,, so he's a cement man!!!

309 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:46:26am

re: #302 Slumbering Behemoth

Fuck gravel, I prefer topsoil.

310 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:47:47am

re: #305 darthstar

"both extremes"...you looked for an example to support the anti-choice argument that pro-choice activists are violent. Sorry, cable guy...

Yes,, both "extremes"

I would say it's extreme to kill someone over their beleifs whether you call yourself an "acvtivist" or not

BOTH
EXTREMES

311 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:48:08am

re: #309 laZardo

Fuck gravel, I prefer topsoil.

I can dig you!

312 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:49:06am

re: #308 sattv4u2

Perhaps. He killed a douchebag* with an offensive sign, then went on to kill the owner of a gravel yard. So I guess that makes him an anti-abortion/anti-gravel activist.
/

*note that I do not endorse the murder of douchebags.

313 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:50:10am

re: #310 sattv4u2

But Satt, the reality is that there are an actual large number of anti-abortion extremists who murder, firebomb, and terrorize.

There are not actually any, to my knowledge, pro-abortion extremists who have murdered, firebombed, or terrorized. If there are any, they are a vanishingly small number compared to the anti-abortion terrorists.

Does that make sense to you?

314 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:50:18am

Good Morning Lizards
It's going to be another scorcher today.. Maybe 108 again..When I went out for breakfast earlier it was already too hot..

315 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:50:26am

re: #312 Slumbering Behemoth

Perhaps. He killed a douchebag* with an offensive sign, then went on to kill the owner of a gravel yard. So I guess that makes him an anti-abortion/anti-gravel activist.
/

*note that I do not endorse the murder of douchebags.

pretty extreme of him, no?

316 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:51:20am

re: #313 Obdicut

But Satt, the reality is that there are an actual large number of anti-abortion extremists who murder, firebomb, and terrorize.

There are not actually any, to my knowledge, pro-abortion extremists who have murdered, firebombed, or terrorized. If there are any, they are a vanishingly small number compared to the anti-abortion terrorists.

Does that make sense to you?

But Obdicut,, where did I say otherwise?

Does that make sense to you?

317 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:51:56am

kitten vs a TWO scary things

318 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:52:26am
319 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:52:35am

re: #315 sattv4u2

pretty extreme of him, no?

Of course. The dude snapped and went on a short killing spree. But that does not make him an anti-abortion activist any more than it makes him an anti-gravel activist.

320 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:54:17am

re: #316 sattv4u2

But Obdicut,, where did I say otherwise?

Does that make sense to you?

You didn't say otherwise. But given that there aren't any extremists on one side-- not any extremists who firebomb, murder, and terrorize-- saying that you hate them on both sides makes no sense.

It's like saying you hate Jewish and Muslim suicide bombers equally. It might be a true statement, but it's vastly misleading, given that there aren't any Jewish suicide bombers, and lots of Muslim ones.

By saying you hate extremists on both sides, you're ignoring the actual problem of anti-abortion terrorists.

321 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:54:43am

BIG GRAVEL IS RIPPING US OFF!

322 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:54:53am

Never speed on a winding gravel road.

Don't follow the gravel truck too closely.

Try not to dump your victim's bodies in the local gravel pit.

//

323 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:55:29am

re: #317 Killgore Trout

As usual, the music makes the scene. Brilliant!

324 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:55:43am

re: #321 HoosierHoops

BIG GRAVEL IS RIPPING US OFF!

Gravel killed my windshield!

//

325 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:56:32am

re: #320 Obdicut

you're ignoring the actual problem of anti-abortion terrorists.

Ingoring by stating how I hate them

Mmmmkkaaaayyyy

326 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:57:23am

re: #320 Obdicut


By saying you hate extremists on both sides, you're ignoring the actual problem of anti-abortion terrorists.

That's the entire point of the strategy, of course. It also helps to play Magikal Balance Fairy.

327 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:58:09am

And never ever buy toxic ornamental gravel from China.

//

328 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:58:14am

re: #322 Gus 802

A former neighbor of mine nearly lost his arm, and his life, when he hit a small gravel patch while riding his Harley. That shit is evil.

329 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:58:36am

re: #325 sattv4u2

you're ignoring the actual problem of anti-abortion terrorists.

Ingoring by stating how I hate them

Mmmmkkaaayyy

yeah, you hate them just as much as you do all those many pro-abortion terrorists. Very convincing./ How even handed of you!

330 tnguitarist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:58:45am

re: #302 Slumbering Behemoth

He also hated gravel, apparently.

He hates these cans!

331 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:58:56am

re: #325 sattv4u2

you're ignoring the actual problem of anti-abortion terrorists.

Ingoring by stating how I hate them

Mmmmkkaaayyy

But you didn't, Satt. You said "A pox on both extremes for using violence and/or intimidation"

But the pro-choice side doesn't use violence. The anti-abortion movement is the one that has murdered doctors, firebombed abortion clinics, etc. etc.

So, when you say that both extremes use violence and/or intimidation, you're incorrect.

332 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:59:14am

re: #328 Slumbering Behemoth

A former neighbor of mine nearly lost his arm, and his life, when he hit a small gravel patch while riding his Harley. That shit is evil.

Gravel doesn't kill people...

//

333 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 8:59:58am

The day the government bans gravel will be the day that only outlaws have gravel.

//

334 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:00:10am

re: #332 Gus 802

Gravel doesn't kill people...

//

Looks like he wants to, though.

Image: mike-gravel.jpg

335 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:00:35am

re: #329 iceweasel

yeah, you hate them just as much as you do all those many pro-abortion terrorists. Very convincing./ How even handed of you!

It is, considering that I am Clintonesque on the abortion issue myself

336 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:01:23am

re: #331 Obdicut

the pro-choice side doesn't use violence

[Link: www.gargaro.com...]

337 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:01:33am

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Gravel, shall not be infringed.

338 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:02:28am

re: #337 Gus 802

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Gravel, shall not be infringed.

Life, liberty and the pursuit of gravel.

339 Kronocide  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:02:57am

Women's Rights Terrorists are destroying America!

340 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:03:24am

Hi Ice! ( or in local lingo.. Howdy Mame )
How are you?

341 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:03:47am

Aw, crap...my Karma turned 40 in the last day or so and I missed it.

342 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:04:18am

re: #336 sattv4u2

That link contains a grand total of one person allegedly kicking someone.

That's what you're offering as proof that pro-choice people use violence in the same way the anti-abortion activists-- you know, the ones that have murdered doctors and firebombed clinics-- do?

343 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:04:25am

Don't tread on our gravel

344 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:04:26am

re: #340 HoosierHoops

Hi Ice! ( or in local lingo.. Howdy Mame )
How are you?

hey Hoops! I'm spiffy, thanks for asking! How are you and Winston?
I'm waiting for Jimmah to get home from work.

345 tnguitarist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:04:33am

re: #336 sattv4u2

Want to do a body count?

346 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:05:05am

re: #342 Obdicut

That link contains a grand total of one person allegedly kicking someone.

That's what you're offering as proof that pro-choice people use violence in the same way the anti-abortion activists-- you know, the ones that have murdered doctors and firebombed clinics-- do?

Never EVER said it was equal

Only stated that I HATE both extremes

347 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:05:12am

re: #336 sattv4u2

Of course there are examples where they do use violence. Humans being what they are. But the field is lopsided.

348 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:05:19am

re: #345 tnguitarist

Want to do a body count?

see 346

349 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:05:23am

re: #343 HoosierHoops

Don't tread on our gravel

No blood for gravel!

350 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:05:31am

re: #347 Slumbering Behemoth

Of course there are examples where they do use violence. Humans being what they are. But the field is lopsided.

again, see 346

351 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:05:52am

re: #342 Obdicut

That link contains a grand total of one person allegedly kicking someone.

That's what you're offering as proof that pro-choice people use violence in the same way the anti-abortion activists-- you know, the ones that have murdered doctors and firebombed clinics-- do?

Kicking someone who is obstructing clinic access is just like firebombing and murder.-- Magikal Balance Fairy sez.

352 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:06:06am

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, gravel...

353 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:06:21am

re: #343 HoosierHoops

This thread is getting a bit rocky.

354 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:06:30am

re: #346 sattv4u2

Never EVER said it was equal

Only stated that I HATE both extremes

But there isn't an extreme of pro-choice people. You keep claiming there is. There isn't. You're wrong, and at this point it seems likely you're being intentionally wrong, which is rather supremely shitty of you.

Why are you claiming that there is a pro-choice extreme?

355 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:06:33am

re: #352 Gus 802

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, gravel...

Don;'t forget where the Pilgrims landed

Plymouth Gravel

356 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:06:56am

I blame Slumbering Behemoth.

He and the Flying Spaghetti Gravel Monster.

//

357 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:08:02am

re: #356 Gus 802

I blame Slumbering Behemoth.

He and the Flying Spaghetti Gravel Monster.

//

Watch it, buddy! Don't go taking my generally kind nature for granite!

358 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:08:10am

re: #344 iceweasel

hey Hoops! I'm spiffy, thanks for asking! How are you and Winston?
I'm waiting for Jimmah to get home from work.

It's so hot here it's unreal..We are indoors for the day.. I'm thinking ice cold mojito's

359 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:08:37am

re: #358 HoosierHoops

It's so hot here it's unreal..We are indoors for the day.. I'm thinking ice cold mojito's

Sounds delish. Have one for me!

360 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:10:04am

re: #356 Gus 802

I blame Slumbering Behemoth.

He and the Flying Spaghetti Gravel Monster.

//

You'd be antsy too if you were touched by His Gravelly Appendage.

361 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:10:54am

re: #346 sattv4u2

Never EVER said it was equal

Only stated that I HATE both extremes

You're still defending the premise that both sides of this issue are violent. Whether or not you are insisting they're equal, that is what you're doing.

362 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:11:14am

Give me Gravel or give me death!

363 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:11:42am

Ice Ice baby! (sorry, just popped in my head)

364 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:11:50am

re: #360 laZardo

I think it's time we cleared the slate. I have no association with the Flying Gravel Monster.

365 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:11:54am

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under Gravel, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

366 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:12:05am

re: #361 darthstar

You're still defending the premise that both sides of this issue are violent. Whether or not you are insisting they're equal, that is what you're doing.

There's also no such thing as a pro-choice "extreme". That's kind of the point of choice.

367 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:12:13am

re: #355 sattv4u2

Don;'t forget where the Pilgrims landed

Plymouth Gravel

I don't have a quarry with gravel. I'm too gneiss a guy.

368 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:12:36am

re: #354 Obdicut

But there isn't an extreme of pro-choice people. You keep claiming there is. There isn't. You're wrong, and at this point it seems likely you're being intentionally wrong, which is rather supremely shitty of you.

Why are you claiming that there is a pro-choice extreme?

In 1993, pro-abortion activist Eileen Orstein Janezic murdered pro-life activist minister and radio talk show host Jerry Simon in Huntsville, Alabama. After killing Simon, she held police at bay with a pistol for six hours while spouting quotes from Anton LaVey's "Satanic Bible." In October 1994, a jury found her guilty of murder, and she was sentenced to life in prison

trying to find the actual news link

GOOGLE skills suck and it was a long time ago so theres thousands of links that come up when I put in her name, even a facebook page that (I don't think) is actually her

369 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:12:56am

re: #363 Stanley Sea

Ice Ice baby! (sorry, just popped in my head)

hey cutie! What's new? Any plans for the weekend?

370 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:12:58am

re: #363 Stanley Sea

Ice Ice baby! (sorry, just popped in my head)

Image: IceIceBaby.jpg

371 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:13:09am

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me Gravel.

372 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:13:54am

Gravel help me, what have I done?

373 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:15:16am

re: #361 darthstar

You're still defending the premise that both sides of this issue are violent. Whether or not you are insisting they're equal, that is what you're doing.

Okay,, how bout this, then

I hate some extremists MORE than I hate other ones, although I still hate them all!!

374 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:15:35am

re: #372 Slumbering Behemoth

Gravel help me, what have I done?

You can gravel all you want, but people will still walk all over you.

375 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:16:08am

re: #369 iceweasel

hey cutie! What's new? Any plans for the weekend?

Hey! No plans really. I did my karaoke last night, that will last for the weekend thrill quotient.

376 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:16:36am

re: #370 darthstar

Image: IceIceBaby.jpg

lol!

377 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:16:54am

re: #369 iceweasel

I hired a maid about 2 weeks ago... Now I find myself picking up after my self.. And that really pisses me off...She costs alot of money...I should be leaving food in bed...

378 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:16:55am

re: #373 sattv4u2

Okay,, how bout this, then

I hate some extremists MORE than I hate other ones, although I still hate them all!!

Now that's what I call graveling.

379 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:17:16am
380 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:18:11am

re: #378 darthstar

Now that's what I call graveling.

:)

381 McSpiff  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:18:34am

re: #373 sattv4u2

Okay,, how bout this, then

I hate some extremists MORE than I hate other ones, although I still hate them all!!

So, which extremists do you hate more?

382 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:18:39am

"Hey, how about we let women make up their own minds about their own reproductive choices?"

Oooh, how radical and extreme.

383 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:18:39am

re: #378 darthstar

Now that's what I call graveling.

Does that cement our relationship, or shall we kick it to the curb?

384 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:18:54am

re: #374 darthstar

You can gravel all you want, but people will still walk all over you.

Whatever shale I do?

385 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:19:21am

re: #381 McSpiff

So, which extremists do you hate more?

Illinois Nazi Extremists

386 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:19:49am

re: #384 Slumbering Behemoth

Whatever shale I do?

Was so hot yesterday that it feels kind of coal this morning.

387 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:20:12am

re: #14 Slumbering Behemoth

I'll just repeat his here...

If you've ever had a chance to hear his mother interviewed, it's easy to see where they got it from. THAT's "Real America", Sarah.

388 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:20:36am

re: #386 Gus 802

9:20 here, and it's already 85 degrees out. Makes a man want to get stoned.

389 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:20:58am

re: #375 Stanley Sea

Hey! No plans really. I did my karaoke last night, that will last for the weekend thrill quotient.

I went to Karaoke last night also at the Lodge.. It's really cool there.. Hundreds of people having fun and not one of them can sing worth a damn. They treat me like a gawd...That's all it takes..sing in key..
( effen nuns were worth something after all)

390 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:21:10am

re: #388 Slumbering Behemoth

9:20 here, and it's already 85 degrees out. Makes a man want to get stoned.

Walked the dogs at 7:30 and it was already 85 AND humid

391 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:22:21am

re: #389 HoosierHoops

I went to Karaoke last night also at the Lodge.. It's really cool there.. Hundreds of people having fun and not one of them can sing worth a damn. They treat me like a gawd...That's all it takes..sing in key..
( effen nuns were worth something after all)

It is fun! I did "Little Pink Houses" The crowd loved it! lol.

392 darthstar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:22:37am

re: #377 HoosierHoops

I hired a maid about 2 weeks ago... Now I find myself picking up after my self.. And that really pisses me off...She costs alot of money...I should be leaving food in bed...

It takes a while to stop pre-cleaning for the housekeeper. Do yourself this favor. Have a dinner party the night before she comes next time and let her know in advance that you're entertaining and that there will be a bigger mess when she comes in. Then LEAVE the dishes for her. Rinse and stack if you must, but don't clean. After that, you'll be more comfortable with your normal level of disorder and you won't feel bad about what basic cleaning service she provides.

393 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:22:40am

re: #391 Stanley Sea

It is fun! I did "Little Pink Houses" The crowd loved it! lol.

Nekkid?

394 BARACK THE VOTE  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:22:55am

re: #391 Stanley Sea

It is fun! I did "Little Pink Houses" The crowd loved it! lol.

That's adorable. :)

395 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:23:05am

re: #388 Slumbering Behemoth

9:20 here, and it's already 85 degrees out. Makes a man want to get stoned.

Have a nice cold martini on the rocks gravel.

396 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:23:22am

re: #389 HoosierHoops

You know, it is also so cool that you found the lodge. My dad goes to one and takes me there as his date whenever I visit. The nicest people, a great fun time. He's on their golf team or whatever it is.

397 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:24:29am

Important update on the ATF scandal....

Obama Caught Staging Terror Attack

Shipping 30,000 guns in to Mexico by the ATF, FBI and DEA is a act of staged terror in Mexico and the U S.

398 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:24:36am

re: #393 sattv4u2

Nekkid?

Cute vintage Hawaiian shirt.

399 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:24:45am

re: #387 negativ

If you've ever had a chance to hear his mother interviewed, it's easy to see where they got it from. THAT's "Real America", Sarah.

Atheism is Patriotic!

400 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:24:58am

re: #368 sattv4u2

In 1993, pro-abortion activist Eileen Orstein Janezic murdered pro-life activist minister and radio talk show host Jerry Simon in Huntsville, Alabama.

Why do you say that she was a pro-abortion activist?

And you're seriously saying that one murder from 1993 shows that there is (present tense, please note) an extreme side to the pro-choice movement?

401 Bear  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:25:20am

Wish I could send those of you in the HOT areas some of the cool wx here. 56 and overcast. But do not send any of your heat!!

402 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:26:11am

re: #400 Obdicut

Why do you say that she was a pro-abortion activist?

And you're seriously saying that one murder from 1993 shows that there is (present tense, please note) an extreme side to the pro-choice movement?

Nahh,, not me
But the family of Jerry Simon may have a different view!

403 McSpiff  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:26:12am

re: #401 Bear

Wish I could send those of you in the HOT areas some of the cool wx here. 56 and overcast. But do not send any of your heat!!

I'd be happy to chip in some rain to the care package

404 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:26:22am

re: #391 Stanley Sea

It is fun! I did "Little Pink Houses" The crowd loved it! lol.


we would have a blast

405 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:26:26am

re: #28 Varek Raith

Former first lady Betty Ford dies at 93

Let's have a drink to her memory.

406 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:26:55am

re: #398 Stanley Sea

Cute vintage Hawaiian shirt.

No,, not you

The audience

407 sattv4u2  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:27:08am

ERRANDS TIME

408 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:27:52am

re: #404 HoosierHoops

we would have a blast

You are going to look me up when you visit so cal next time.

409 blueraven  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:27:54am

re: #402 sattv4u2

Nahh,, not me
But the family of Jerry Simon may have a different view!

Stop burying your head in the gravel!

410 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:28:18am
411 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:28:39am

re: #402 sattv4u2

Nahh,, not me
But the family of Jerry Simon may have a different view!

Oh, so you're not saying it. Good. Thank you for withdrawing your false claim.

412 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:28:43am

re: #406 sattv4u2

No,, not you

The audience

The audience, blessedly, was drunk.

413 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:28:59am

re: #390 sattv4u2

Walked the dogs at 7:30 and it was already 85 AND humid

At least my heat is a dry heat. Thought that doesn't seem to matter when it's 110 out and the air quality is bad enough to make Darth Vader dizzy.

414 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:29:08am

re: #396 Stanley Sea

You know, it is also so cool that you found the lodge. My dad goes to one and takes me there as his date whenever I visit. The nicest people, a great fun time. He's on their golf team or whatever it is.

I do that in every new city.. I was a member of the Eagles in Indiana...You get to know lots of new friends and hear all the dirty little secrets of the town...

415 McSpiff  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:29:17am

re: #402 sattv4u2

Nahh,, not me
But the family of Jerry Simon may have a different view!

Dishonesty is boring. You don't like the fact that pro-choice protesters are largely peaceful when the other side isn't it. Believe me, I've been there. Nothing worse than when the side you identify with makes total asses out of themselves at best, commit brutal crimes at worse. But sticking your head in the sand doesn't help anything.

416 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:29:57am

re: #397 Killgore Trout

Important update on the ATF scandal...

Obama Caught Staging Terror Attack

[Video]

Here I am, congratulating myself for knowing that Alex Jones and the words "false flag" would somehow be in the video link before I clicked it.

417 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:30:13am

re: #407 sattv4u2

ERRANDSGRAVEL TIME

ftfy

418 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:30:34am

re: #397 Killgore Trout

Important update on the ATF scandal...

Obama Caught Staging Terror Attack

[Video]

"Fast and Furious" was an inside job!!11ty

419 McSpiff  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:30:40am

re: #417 laZardo

ftfy

Stop. Gravel Time.

420 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:31:11am

re: #417 laZardo

ftfy

"Honey! Don't forget to pick up a gallon of milk gravel!"

421 Lidane  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:31:37am

Bad Crazy convergence:

In 2009, Bachmann Agreed That Obama Is ‘Not a Big Fan of American Sovereignty’

In April 2009, current GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann (R-MN) was interviewed by Pamela Geller — a right-wing driving force behind the Cordoba House protests and anti-Islamic bus ads, and a failed author of anti-Sharia literature. The interview largely consisted of Geller and Bachmann trading outlandish ideas.

Here's a cached link of Crazy Pam's interview:

Michele Bachmann in Washington: "A Foreign Correspondent on Enemy Lines"

422 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:31:45am

I hate gravel. -- Aquarium Fish

423 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:32:46am

re: #420 Gus 802

"Honey! Don't forget to pick up a gallon of milk gravel!"

A gallon is too much. We only need a quartz.

424 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:33:07am

re: #414 HoosierHoops

I do that in every new city.. I was a member of the Eagles in Indiana...You get to know lots of new friends and hear all the dirty little secrets of the town...

Such a good idea. Really, they are the core of any town.

I'm thinking...my dad's is the American Legion. What's the diff between all of them? He used to be a Mason, but apparently the Masons in Myrtle Beach didn't do much for him, so he went to the Legion. He's ex-Navy.

425 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:33:18am

re: #408 Stanley Sea

You are going to look me up when you visit so cal next time.

I should be in Napa this fall.. I'm going to fly down for a few days and visit the so.cal lizards, RWC, Floral and you.. and Dragon lady!

426 Political Atheist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:34:00am

re: #421 Lidane


Lordy. Huntsman and Romney win the sanity poll! All the rest just fail.

427 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:34:12am

re: #420 Gus 802

"Honey! Don't forget to pick up a gallon of milk gravel!"

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new gravel, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all rocks are created equal.

428 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:34:34am

re: #418 Gus 802

"Fast and Furious" was an inside job!!11ty

Once more, with feeling and deep Texan drawl.

429 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:35:00am

re: #425 HoosierHoops

I should be in Napa this fall.. I'm going to fly down for a few days and visit the so.cal lizards, RWC, Floral and you.. and Dragon lady!

Holy hell, I cannot wait.

430 Political Atheist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:35:31am

re: #425 HoosierHoops

Hell yes! Please do visit. Maybe a SoCal Lizard cocktail party or something...

431 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:36:00am

re: #427 Obdicut

You know what? Rocks during slavery had it so much better then the damn gravel descendants of today.

432 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:36:17am

From the Bill O'Reilly Inside Edition school of broadcasting

433 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:36:39am

re: #427 Obdicut

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of sediment.

434 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:37:50am

re: #430 Rightwingconspirator

Hell yes! Please do visit. Maybe a SoCal Lizard cocktail party or something...

Sounds great!

435 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:38:04am

re: #431 Stanley Sea

You know what? Rocks during slavery had it so much better then the damn gravel descendants of today.

You could make a video game about that, but hackers would likely try to pirite it.

436 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:38:12am

Ya'll want to know about my little slice of hell? New housemate downstairs showed me this morning, barely into my coffee, photos of water crystals and how they react to WORDS being said.

He's a new age freak. I was trying so hard to just be nice. But DAMN.

I had to share, because I think I'm in trouble.

437 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:39:45am

re: #416 negativ

Here I am, congratulating myself for knowing that Alex Jones and the words "false flag" would somehow be in the video link before I clicked it.

Drudge isn't linking to it yet but that's where this whole thing is going.

438 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:39:51am

re: #436 Stanley Sea

Dear Gravel! I would have a hard time not mocking that person.

439 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:40:10am

re: #436 Stanley Sea

Ya'll want to know about my little slice of hell? New housemate downstairs showed me this morning, barely into my coffee, photos of water crystals and how they react to WORDS being said.

He's a new age freak. I was trying so hard to just be nice. But DAMN.

I had to share, because I think I'm in trouble.

Eeek! My Favorite Martian? //

440 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:41:13am

re: #436 Stanley Sea

Ya'll want to know about my little slice of hell? New housemate downstairs showed me this morning, barely into my coffee, photos of water crystals and how they react to WORDS being said.

He's a new age freak. I was trying so hard to just be nice. But DAMN.

I had to share, because I think I'm in trouble.

I got an idea! Retaliate by starting your own gravel collection.

//

441 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:42:03am

re: #438 Slumbering Behemoth

re: #439 Gus 802

As I said, my slice of hell. Seriously I was the best actress in my feigned interest, then brush-off. wtf.

442 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:42:39am

re: #436 Stanley Sea

Ya'll want to know about my little slice of hell? New housemate downstairs showed me this morning, barely into my coffee, photos of water crystals and how they react to WORDS being said.

He's a new age freak. I was trying so hard to just be nice. But DAMN.

I had to share, because I think I'm in trouble.

I dated a girl for a short period of time that said angels talked to her all the time..( just like the song huh?)

443 wrenchwench  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:44:10am

re: #442 HoosierHoops

I dated a girl for a short period of time that said angels talked to her all the time..( just like the song huh?)

I always loved that.

444 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:44:18am

re: #441 Stanley Sea

re: #439 Gus 802

As I said, my slice of hell. Seriously I was the best actress in my feigned interest, then brush-off. wtf.

This is why I don't have many acquaintances. I can tolerate, to an extent, certain religious folk, but I have little tolerance for woo-woo new agers. Nor astrologists. Nor homeopaths. Nor...

445 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:44:28am

re: #436 Stanley Sea

Ya'll want to know about my little slice of hell? New housemate downstairs showed me this morning, barely into my coffee, photos of water crystals and how they react to WORDS being said.

He's a new age freak. I was trying so hard to just be nice. But DAMN.

I had to share, because I think I'm in trouble.

Tell him you're already using your words helping your plants grow.

/

446 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:45:20am

re: #444 Slumbering Behemoth

This is why I don't have many acquaintances. I can tolerate, to an extent, certain religious folk, but I have little tolerance for woo-woo new agers. Nor astrologists. Nor homeopaths. Nor...

rain, nor sleet, nor dark of night shall stay the gravel from filling their appointed embankments.

447 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:45:47am

re: #441 Stanley Sea

re: #439 Gus 802

As I said, my slice of hell. Seriously I was the best actress in my feigned interest, then brush-off. wtf.

You do realize if you start dating the new age guy there will be a time you guys spend all night in the candle light doing nipple piercings.
//
(name that movie)

448 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:45:56am

re: #444 Slumbering Behemoth

This is why I don't have many acquaintances. I can tolerate, to an extent, certain religious folk, but I have little tolerance for woo-woo new agers. Nor astrologists. Nor homeopaths. Nor...

Just give them a glass of water with a tiny drop of milk in it and say "here's you glass of milk!"

//

449 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:45:58am

re: #435 Slumbering Behemoth

You could make a video game about that, but hackers would likely try to pyrite it.

If I had a Nickel for every time that happens, I'd be worth my weight in Gold, just like Dolomite.

450 Political Atheist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:46:40am

re: #434 HoosierHoops

Sounds great!

Grab my email if you do not already have it. Nic is blue.

451 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:47:59am

re: #445 laZardo

Tell him you're already using your words helping your plants grow.

/

Don't know the physics of crystals, but I'm convinced the obscene CO2 I've released into the garden has encouraged my cucumbers.

452 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:49:42am

re: #447 HoosierHoops

You do realize if you start dating the new age guy there will be a time you guys spend all night in the candle light doing nipple piercings.
//
(name that movie)

NO IDEA, AND DON'T WANNA KNOW.

453 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:51:02am

re: #448 Gus 802

"Water has memory, and whilst its memory of a long lost drop of onion juice seem infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo its had in it".

454 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:51:12am

re: #451 Decatur Deb

Don't know the physics of crystals, but I'm convinced the obscene CO2 I've released into the garden has encouraged my cucumbers.

Been eating a lot of beans have you?

//

455 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:52:23am

CO2, not CH4.

456 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:52:50am

re: #452 Stanley Sea

NO IDEA, AND DON'T WANNA KNOW.

LOL
Rock Star.. Jennifer Aniston was doing the piercing by candle light...Which is why I have no Piercings... Cause Jennifer isn't available..
/

457 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:53:47am

re: #455 Decatur Deb

CO2, not CH4.

Oh. Right. So you've been talking to the plants.

//

458 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:54:15am

re: #453 Slumbering Behemoth

"Water has memory, and whilst its memory of a long lost drop of onion juice seem infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo its had in it".

[Video]

Stop it!

459 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:55:04am

re: #457 Gus 802

Oh. Right. So you've been talking to the plants.

//

Like a sailor. Cucumbers are aggressive and deceptive.

460 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:55:39am

Oh, and thank you, Oprah, for giving us Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz, and nearly giving us Dr. Jenny McCarthy. You contributions to mankind will be forever remembered.

"Because the big questions in life are tough; Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But as long as people believe in asshole douchey liars like you, we're never going to find the answers to those questions. You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind, you douche!"

- Stan Marsh

461 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 9:57:02am

re: #458 Stanley Sea

Stop it!

NEVER!

462 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:00:13am

re: #460 Slumbering Behemoth

Oh, and thank you, Oprah, for giving us Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz, and nearly giving us Dr. Jenny McCarthy. You contributions to mankind will be forever remembered.

"Because the big questions in life are tough; Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But as long as people believe in asshole douchey liars like you, we're never going to find the answers to those questions. You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind, you douche!"

- Stan Marsh

Dr. Oz comes off as a douche within the first 30 seconds of watching. Oh, and apparently KQED has some other quack that they play around these parts. I was thinking "a quack on KQED?" No surprise though since that ilk sometimes buys into the Deepak Chopra quackery.

463 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:01:39am

The first hint for me is when I hear people talking about how EASY it is to live to be 100. That's the first sign that something is wrong.

464 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:01:45am

re: #436 Stanley Sea

Ya'll want to know about my little slice of hell? New housemate downstairs showed me this morning, barely into my coffee, photos of water crystals and how they react to WORDS being said.

He's a new age freak. I was trying so hard to just be nice. But DAMN.

I had to share, because I think I'm in trouble.

If you have never seen the New Age film "What The Bleep Do We Know?", you are missing out on a laugh riot. Warning: it's full of Deepak Chopra types, many of whom make Deepak look like a champion of empirical rationalism. Prominently featured is the "spiritualist" J.Z. Knight, who claims to channel a warrior named "Ramtha" who fought in a war on the lost continent of Atlantis 35,000 years ago. Not kidding.

That's where I first heard of the water-speaks-English guy.

465 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:03:01am
466 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:05:37am

re: #462 Gus 802

It's maddeningly frustrating, the kind of blatantly obvious bullshit people will peddle. More maddening is the people that gobble it up by the shovel full.

re: #464 negativ

I've seen a few clips from that. This is the kind of stuff that sometimes makes me wish there really was a vengeful god poised to wipe us out.

467 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:07:03am

re: #466 Slumbering Behemoth

It's maddeningly frustrating, the kind of blatantly obvious bullshit people will peddle. More maddening is the people that gobble it up by the shovel full.

re: #464 negativ

I've seen a few clips from that. This is the kind of stuff that sometimes makes me wish there really was a vengeful god poised to wipe us out.

They gobble it up like drinking water. It's amazing how popular these charlatans are.

468 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:07:13am

re: #465 Stanley Sea

My response.

469 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:08:50am

Speaking of quackery. This one is popular. Saint John's Wart...

A Skeptical Look at St. John's Wort
Stephen Barrett, M.D.

St. John's wort is widely promoted as an antidepressant. However: (a) its use is not supported by high-quality research, (b) its mechanism of action is unknown, (c) the active ingredient, if any, has not been ascertained, and (d) product quality is a serious problem. It began receiving widespread attention after a metaanalysis published in 1996 in the British Medical Journal concluded that it was effective against mild to moderate depression [1]. An editorial that accompanied the report cautioned that longer studies were needed [2], but the market for St. John's wort products surged anyway.

...

There is no published evidence that St. John's wort is effective against severe or moderately severe depressions, which, in any case, should receive professional help. For mild depression, psychotherapy directed at resolving the cause of the depression would be more prudent instead of, or in addition to, drug therapy.

470 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:09:43am

re: #467 Gus 802

They gobble it up like drinking water. It's amazing how popular these charlatans are.

And don't get me started on that 12-Step bullshit.

471 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:09:52am

re: #468 Slumbering Behemoth

My response.

[Video]

OH, and of course it's the famous UF student! ding!

472 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:10:28am

re: #453 Slumbering Behemoth

"Water has memory, and whilst its memory of a long lost drop of onion juice seem infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo its had in it".

[Video]

473 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:11:04am

re: #470 Slumbering Behemoth

And don't get me started on that 12-Step bullshit.

The science is in!

What science?

474 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:13:56am

re: #472 negativ

Speaking of skeptical Australian comedians...

Be warned folks, the shit is about to get "blue" in here.

NSFW.

475 wrenchwench  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:14:09am

Chocolate on the bottom, cream on the top. That's a magical balance!

[Link: www.browncowfarm.com...]

You don't mind if I eat while you're blogging, do you?

476 Lidane  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:15:28am

re: #470 Slumbering Behemoth

And don't get me started on that 12-Step bullshit.

I could say a lot of things about 12-step programs, but I won't. Suffice it say that I think they fall waaay short.

477 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:20:07am

re: #474 Slumbering Behemoth

Speaking of skeptical Australian comedians...

Be warned folks, the shit is about to get "blue" in here.

NSFW.

Your "center" appears to be "out of balance." I suggest that you consult your "guru".

//

478 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:20:47am

Hey! Let's head on over to the "Science and Medicine" section of the Huffington Post!

//

479 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:21:44am

re: #474 Slumbering Behemoth

Semi-related to the previous argument. Where the right has televangelist faith healers, the left has the equivalent with "new age spiritualism."

480 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:21:58am

re: #469 Gus 802

Speaking of quackery. This one is popular. Saint John's Wart...

A Skeptical Look at St. John's Wort
Stephen Barrett, M.D.

Daughter tried it to alleviate her homicidal bitchiness associated with PMS. Worked for 23 days.

481 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:22:10am

re: #478 Gus 802

Hey! Let's head on over to the "Science and Medicine" section of the Huffington Post!

//

Ahahahahaha! "Science and Medicine"? On Huffpo?

Ahahahahaha!

482 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:23:22am

re: #481 Slumbering Behemoth

Ahahahahaha! "Science and Medicine"? On Huffpo?

Ahahahahaha!

Come on. Don't they feature the world famous Dr. Jim Carrey sometimes?

//

483 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:25:10am

re: #479 laZardo

Semi-related to the previous argument. Where the right has televangelist faith healers, the left has the equivalent with "new age spiritualism."

Neither are really the sole purview of the left or right. We used to have some right-wingers here who believed that vaccines caused autism. I know that's not exactly "new age spiritualism", but it does live close to that neighborhood.

484 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:26:21am

re: #483 Slumbering Behemoth

Neither are really the sole purview of the left or right. We used to have some right-wingers here who believed that vaccines caused autism. I know that's not exactly "new age spiritualism", but it does live close to that neighborhood.

Yeah, but the new age stuff isn't very popular with the right wingers at all.

485 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:27:03am

re: #484 Gus 802

Yeah, but the new age stuff isn't very popular with the right wingers at all.

You sure?
I mean, they seem to be smoking some righteous shit.
/

486 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:27:18am

re: #484 Gus 802

Yeah, but the new age stuff isn't very popular with the right wingers at all.

Makes me think of the Seinfeld episode with the guy and his "pyramids".

487 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:29:16am

re: #486 Cannadian Club Akbar

Makes me think of the Seinfeld episode with the guy and his "pyramids".

488 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:29:28am

From Wiki.

New Age - Demographics

People who practice New Age spirituality or who embrace its lifestyle are included in the Lifestyle of Health and Sustainability (LOHAS) demographic market segment, currently in a growth phase, related to sustainable living, green ecological initiatives, and generally composed of a relatively affluent and well-educated segment. The LOHAS market segment in 2006 was estimated at USD$300 billion, approximately 30 percent of the United States consumer market. According to The New York Times, a study by the Natural Marketing Institute showed that in 2000, 68 million Americans were included within the LOHAS demographic. The sociologist Paul H. Ray, who coined the term Cultural Creatives in his book The Cultural Creatives: How 50 Million People Are Changing the World (2000), states, "What you're seeing is a demand for products of equal quality that are also virtuous."

The New Age is strongly gendered; sociologist Ciara O'Connor argues that it shows a tension between commodification and women's empowerment.

I have no idea what that last sentence means.

489 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:30:02am

re: #466 Slumbering Behemoth

It's maddeningly frustrating, the kind of blatantly obvious bullshit people will peddle. More maddening is the people that gobble it up by the shovel full.

re: #464 negativ

I've seen a few clips from that. This is the kind of stuff that sometimes makes me wish there really was a vengeful god poised to wipe us out.

Oh, but there IS a vengeful god, or rather an UNIMAGINABLY HUGE ARMADA OF GODS poised to wipe "us" (wink, wink) out. I am, of course, referring to the X-ists who are coming on July 5, 1998 to cleanse the world of Normals and Mediocretins. The Saved (those who sent in their $30 -- used to be $20 before the Hard Times) will reserve themselves a seat on the pleasure-saucers of the Sex Goddesses. NOTE: Unfair though it may seem, some of us will have unforgivably angered the Goddesses, even though we're paid up. Those unfortunates are cursed to spend eternity catering to the every bizarre whim of the Sex Goddesses (many of whom look exactly like Bettie Page circa 1953), and all you are allowed to do for all of eternity is play video games, watch TV, and eat pizza.

490 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:30:50am

re: #488 Gus 802

From Wiki.

New Age - Demographics

I have no idea what that last sentence means.

Here, smoke this, man, and all will be clear.

491 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:31:21am
492 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:32:13am

re: #489 negativ

Those unfortunates are cursed to spend eternity catering to the every bizarre whim of the Sex Goddesses (many of whom look exactly like Bettie Page circa 1953), and all you are allowed to do for all of eternity is play video games, watch TV, and eat pizza.

What, no beer? Sounds like a bullshit religion to me.

493 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:32:26am

re: #488 Gus 802

But, seriously, I got no clue what that sentence means either.

494 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:32:47am

re: #492 Slumbering Behemoth

What, no beer? Sounds like a bullshit religion to me.

We got a beer VOLCANO.

495 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:33:58am

re: #493 Varek Raith

But, seriously, I got no clue what that sentence means either.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

496 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:34:00am

re: #493 Varek Raith

But, seriously, I got no clue what that sentence means either.

If I die without ever knowing that will be fine with me!

497 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:35:08am

re: #488 Gus 802

From Wiki.

New Age - Demographics

I have no idea what that last sentence means.

Commodification - being used as a commode?

/i will never understand their fetishes

498 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:35:17am

re: #494 Varek Raith

We got a beer VOLCANO.

Gov. Jindal shall hear of this, heathen.
/

499 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:35:22am

re: #496 Gus 802

If I die without ever knowing that will be fine with me!

Using goods or services as a commodity. And we all know where that leads with empowered wimmynz.
/

500 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:36:43am

re: #498 Slumbering Behemoth

Gov. Jindal shall hear of this, heathen.
/

He's at the stripper factory.

501 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:38:10am
502 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:38:15am

re: #495 Cannadian Club Akbar

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Yeah. I noticed that the NFL doesn't have a whole lot of people like me in their organization. Because of that I have no influence on the organization. Tough shit for me! ;)

//

503 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:39:03am

re: #501 Varek Raith

South Sudanese celebrate the birth of their nation
Nice hat.

Is that the guy from those Binder and Binder commercials?

504 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:39:27am

re: #503 Cannadian Club Akbar

Is that the guy from those Binder and Binder commercials?

Lol.

505 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:40:05am

Arab Spring spreading?
Malaysia: Police fire tear gas at banned rally

Police in Malaysia have used tear gas and water cannons against thousands of people assembling for a banned protest in the capital Kuala Lumpur.

Police say they arrested some 1,650 people before the rally was broken up.

Opposition activists called the protest to urge the government to implement electoral reform.

506 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:40:20am

re: #499 Cannadian Club Akbar

Using goods or services as a commodity. And we all know where that leads with empowered wimmynz.
/

Not having many women in the new age movement is a positive for women. If that's what she means.

507 wrenchwench  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:40:41am

re: #501 Varek Raith

South Sudanese celebrate the birth of their nation
Nice hat.

That is a nice hat. He looks like he's from Southwest Sudan.

508 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:40:58am

re: #505 Killgore Trout

Arab Spring spreading?
Malaysia: Police fire tear gas at banned rally

I think Oaktree is going there.

509 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:42:52am

re: #507 wrenchwench

That is a nice hat. He looks like he's from Southwest Sudan.

The South Shall Rise A-

...oh.

510 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:46:01am

re: #508 Cannadian Club Akbar

I think Oaktree is going there.

Nice!

511 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:46:46am

re: #493 Varek Raith

But, seriously, I got no clue what that sentence means either.

Never mind Marx, that sentence is straight out of the manifesto that Postmodernists would have if they didn't judge the very concept of a manifesto to be at odds with Postmodernism (and they would have a post-Postmodernism problem with that idea, too).

I sincerely believe that Postmodernism is the worst thing to happen to culture and philosophy since the Inquisition (AND THAT ITSELF IS AN IDEA RIPE FOR BEING INTELLECTUALLY FARTED UPON WITH APLOMB FOR DECADES BY POSTMODERNISTS, or until they deconstruct it and then deconstruct the movement that lead them to deconstruct it in the first place, whereupon more deconstruction takes place).

It's an infinitely recursive mind virus, and I'm not necessarily kidding when I say it's the 2nd cousin of schizophrenia. When I think back to people I have known who were chin-deep into Postmodernism, there is literally nothing I can do, think, or say (not even scratching my balls or blinking my eyelids) that cannot somehow be "interpreted" in some way.

Wait, what was the question? Never mind. I'm sorry.

512 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:49:40am

re: #501 Varek Raith

South Sudanese celebrate the birth of their nation
Nice hat.

I'll give it a year before some kind of war breaks out.

Image: 999x.jpg

513 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:50:01am

re: #510 Killgore Trout

Nice!

I told him to make sure he knows where our Embassies are. Plan ahead.

514 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:50:47am

re: #512 Gus 802

I'll give it a year before some kind of war breaks out.

Image: 999x.jpg

He does kinda look pissed.

515 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:51:52am

re: #514 Cannadian Club Akbar

He does kinda look pissed.

Here's a better hat...

Image: 999x.jpg

516 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:53:25am

re: #515 Gus 802

You told me you wouldn't show that picture to anyone. How can I trust you now? Asshole.
/

517 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:53:40am

re: #515 Gus 802

Here's a better hat...

Image: 999x.jpg

Is that a peace pipe?

518 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:54:28am

re: #517 Cannadian Club Akbar

Is that a peace pipe?

Horn.

A traditional Southern Sudanese dancer blows into a horn during a ceremony in the capital Juba on July 09, 2011, to celebrate South Sudan's independence from Sudan. South Sudan is the world's newest nation and will be the newest member of the United Nations.

519 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:55:32am

re: #518 Gus 802

Horn.

OK. Put a screen in it, make it a pipe.

520 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:56:10am

Marlon L. Baker, my new favorite person.

521 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:56:45am

Sign from the rally...

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

522 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:56:53am

re: #492 Slumbering Behemoth

You can have an entire library of beer for an additional one-time investment of $149.95

523 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:57:03am
524 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:57:07am

Radical Islamists honor President Bush....
Town thanks W. Bush with statue

A tiny Albanian village that President George W. Bush visited in 2007 has unveiled a short-sleeved statue of him, in a square named for him.

The 2.85 m- (9.3 ft-) tall statue of the former president, raising his left hand in greeting, was unveiled on Wednesday in the square festooned with Albanian and American flags for the occasion.

"Albanians' pro-Americanism has its roots in our attempts... to build our deserved future as a free nation, as a free country," Prime Minister Sali Berisha told the crowd.

525 Varek Raith  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 10:57:21am

re: #520 Slumbering Behemoth

Marlon L. Baker, my new favorite person.

Lol.

Baker finally turned around and Abbey came at him. That's when investigators said Baker punched Abbey in the face once, knocking him down. Investigators said Baker was wearing a shirt that said "Spokane Boxing Club Champion"
526 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:00:03am

re: #524 Killgore Trout

I wonder if Crazy Pam has anything to say about that? I'm not looking.

527 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:00:15am

re: #525 Varek Raith

Lol.

And..

It is possible Baker may have informal boxing experience.
Ya think?

528 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:00:30am

re: #526 Slumbering Behemoth

I wonder if Crazy Pam has anything to say about that? I'm not looking.

Quit reading my mind.

529 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:00:37am

re: #524 Killgore Trout

Radical Islamists honor President Bush...
Town thanks W. Bush with statue

From puppet of the Soviets to puppet of the Americas.

/mostly

530 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:00:56am

re: #524 Killgore Trout

Radical Islamists honor President Bush...
Town thanks W. Bush with statue

Image: 999x.jpg

531 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:03:25am

re: #523 Gus 802

Image: 999x.jpg

shit got real

532 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:05:33am

Space cadet.

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

//

533 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:07:20am

re: #532 Gus 802

Space cadet.

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

//

They're all out to get me!!!!

534 dragonfire1981  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:09:21am

re: #533 Cannadian Club Akbar

I've been wanting to ask for months now. Why the two "N"s in your name? Did you just mistype when you registered or was intentional?

535 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:09:36am

re: #533 Cannadian Club Akbar

They're all out to get me!!!

Wonder how long before he joins Jesse Ventura on TruTV...

536 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:10:41am

Bruce Wayne: ...Fair enough.

537 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:10:51am

re: #484 Gus 802

Yeah, but the new age stuff isn't very popular with the right wingers at all.

They have their own equivalents--laetrile and some other 'cures'. Bourbon and rainwater, anti-flouridation, etc. My DA SIL is RW libertarian, and pushed my biology-teacher daughter towards anti-vax.

538 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:11:00am

Nothing from Pam on the Albanians that I can see.

Happy with Bachmann, pissed off that apparently we're not flying the U.S. flag at Gitmo (dubious, says I). She would make the detainees 'eat the flag'.

Very happy about South Sudan, everything else pretty much as usual.

539 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:11:25am

re: #534 dragonfire1981

I've been wanting to ask for months now. Why the two "N"s in your name? Did you just mistype when you registered or was intentional?

I waited over a year for the window to open. Typed my nic, hit register. Accident, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

540 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:13:02am

re: #536 negativ

Morgan's a bad-ass.

541 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:13:09am

re: #538 SanFranciscoZionist

Nothing from Pam on the Albanians that I can see.

Happy with Bachmann, pissed off that apparently we're not flying the U.S. flag at Gitmo (dubious, says I). She would make the detainees 'eat the flag'.

Very happy about South Sudan, everything else pretty much as usual.

A quick search on Pam's part would have yielded THIS, but anyway, it makes a nice story.

542 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:13:50am

I thought to myself, ‘I’m a dead man! I have just publicly denounced the governor, U.S. Senators, FEMA and the president of the United States. I started wondering if during the night I would be visited by specially trained CIA agents. Could they secretly shoot me with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart? -- Ray Nagin

543 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:14:12am

re: #538 SanFranciscoZionist

Thanks for the report. I guess. :)

544 Political Atheist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:14:20am

"President Obama says new jobs figures showing an uptick in unemployment are due in part to uncertainty about whether Congress will vote to raise the debt ceiling, because businesses are reticent to hire more people when they don’t know if the U.S. is about to default on its obligations."

Huh?
Why the heck would HR/hiring managers departments pay attention to that? If you have an understaffed store, or need another delivery guy would you really wait for the guys in DC to get it together? I seriously doubt it. The new burger place near me sure did not, not the new 24hour drug store. Each has hired as necessary to the business at hand.

545 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:14:39am

re: #542 Gus 802

I wonder what counts as miniature for a dart. They're pretty small anyway.

546 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:14:59am

There, he was escorted to an infirmary where two medical staffers “had orders to examine me and give me shots.”

“I was still a little paranoid and again started imagining a secret CIA plot where in six months I would be gone,” he writes. “After thinking for a minute, I said to them, ‘Okay, you can give me shots, but I want you to do the same for my two security guys.’

From: Ray Nagin describes post-Hurricane Katrina paranoia in his new book

547 Obdicut  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:15:21am

re: #544 Rightwingconspirator

I think he was referring to bigger businesses.

548 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:15:32am

re: #545 Obdicut

I wonder what counts as miniature for a dart. They're pretty small anyway.

I would think something that would fit into the tip of an umbrella.

549 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:16:05am

re: #545 Obdicut

I wonder what counts as miniature for a dart. They're pretty small anyway.

They should have hit him with a tranquilizer dart and sent him to the funny farm.

//

550 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:16:41am

re: #548 Cannadian Club Akbar

I would think something that would fit into the tip of an umbrella.

Makes sense. Katrina did bring a lot of rain with it.

//

551 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:16:43am

re: #542 Gus 802

Sounds like New Orleans is also a "green" city.
/don't blame the herb!

552 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:16:43am

re: #549 Gus 802

They should have hit him with a tranquilizer dart and sent him to the funny farm.

//

Or a Jart from 300 feet.

553 Political Atheist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:17:36am

re: #547 Obdicut

I think he was referring to bigger businesses.

He was stretching a point beyond reason. DC BS.
from the same article LA Times
[Updated, 11:20 a.m., July 8: Most private economists don't think uncertainty over the debt limit had much effect on job creation in June, although that surely didn't help confidence. Rather, experts and business owners attributed the weak hiring largely to weak sales and concerns that consumers aren't seeing the kinds of job and income gains to support a strong pickup in spending.]

554 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:18:29am

re: #542 Gus 802

I thought to myself, ‘I’m a dead man! I have just publicly denounced the governor, U.S. Senators, FEMA and the president of the United States. I started wondering if during the night I would be visited by specially trained CIA agents. Could they secretly shoot me with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart? -- Ray Nagin

Haven't we all worried from time to time about specially trained CIA agents shooting us with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart? I know I have.

555 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:18:30am

re: #551 Slumbering Behemoth

Sounds like New Orleans is also a "green" city.
/don't blame the herb!

Didn't Nagin call NOLA a "chocolate city"?

556 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:18:47am

re: #543 Slumbering Behemoth

Thanks for the report. I guess. :)

I just run through there screaming, and pick up whatever information I can.

557 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:19:19am

re: #546 Gus 802

There, he was escorted to an infirmary where two medical staffers “had orders to examine me and give me shots.”

“I was still a little paranoid and again started imagining a secret CIA plot where in six months I would be gone,” he writes. “After thinking for a minute, I said to them, ‘Okay, you can give me shots, but I want you to do the same for my two security guys.’

From: Ray Nagin describes post-Hurricane Katrina paranoia in his new book

Because he thinks the CIA would balk at killing his security guards too?

558 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:19:25am

re: #549 Gus 802

They should have hit him with a tranquilizer dart and sent him to the funny farm.

//

... where life is beautiful all the time...

559 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:19:32am

re: #554 SanFranciscoZionist

Haven't we all worried from time to time about specially trained CIA agents shooting us with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart? I know I have.

You and that Russian who actually got a dart while in the UK.

560 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:19:47am

Found 3 vol. History of Human Marriage:

[Link: www.archive.org...]
[Link: www.archive.org...]
[Link: www.archive.org...]

561 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:20:41am

re: #555 Cannadian Club Akbar

Didn't Nagin call NOLA a "chocolate city"?

Yes, yes he did. Which is why my husband's demented grandfather named his little chocolate-colored dog 'Nagin'.

562 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:21:06am

re: #546 Gus 802

George Bush cares about Albanian people.

/imma let you finish but

563 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:21:20am

re: #545 Obdicut

I wonder what counts as miniature for a dart. They're pretty small anyway.

Flechette round:

Image: 100_0793.JPG

564 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:21:24am

re: #554 SanFranciscoZionist

Haven't we all worried from time to time about specially trained CIA agents shooting us with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart? I know I have.

They say that everyone experiences at least one schizophrenic episode in their lifetime, usually in adolescence.

re: #555 Cannadian Club Akbar

Didn't Nagin call NOLA a "chocolate city"?

Yup, that's what I was goofing on.

565 Stanghazi  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:21:55am

re: #560 Sergey Romanov

Found 3 vol. History of Human Marriage:

[Link: www.archive.org...]
[Link: www.archive.org...]
[Link: www.archive.org...]

Recap please!

566 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:22:06am

re: #559 Cannadian Club Akbar

You and that Russian who actually got a dart while in the UK.

Did we do that, or did the KGB?

567 blueraven  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:22:24am

re: #544 Rightwingconspirator

"President Obama says new jobs figures showing an uptick in unemployment are due in part to uncertainty about whether Congress will vote to raise the debt ceiling, because businesses are reticent to hire more people when they don’t know if the U.S. is about to default on its obligations."

Huh?
Why the heck would HR/hiring managers departments pay attention to that? If you have an understaffed store, or need another delivery guy would you really wait for the guys in DC to get it together? I seriously doubt it. The new burger place near me sure did not, not the new 24hour drug store. Each has hired as necessary to the business at hand.

Really? The republicans have been claiming "uncertainty" has been a culprit for years now: Health Care reform, Bush tax cuts, regulations...

So why wouldn't businesses be a bit anxious over the specifics in any deal to raise the debt ceiling?

Generally I agree with your point. Demand for goods and services prompts hiring. However, until this issue gets resolved one way or the other, some big business especially may be holding out on large scale hiring. Some start ups may be waiting to see how this thing goes.

568 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:22:31am

re: #565 Stanley Sea

Recap please!

Look in the ToC ;)

569 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:22:37am

re: #554 SanFranciscoZionist

Haven't we all worried from time to time about specially trained CIA agents shooting us with a miniature, slow-acting poison dart? I know I have.

Everyday I live with that fear. Especially after all I've said here at LGF. But I will face that slow-acting poison dart bravely!

//

570 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:22:48am

re: #566 SanFranciscoZionist

Did we do that, or did the KGB?

Actually, KGB. But none are double agents.:)

571 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:23:07am

Why slow acting? I think fast acting would be better for Nagin.

//

572 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:23:18am

re: #569 Gus 802

Everyday I live with that fear. Especially after all I've said here at LGF. But I will face that slow-acting poison dart bravely!

//

No you won't. You'll scream like a little girl, and try to hide in the bathroom.

(If you're anything like me, that is.)

573 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:24:09am

re: #571 Gus 802

Why slow acting? I think fast acting would be better for Nagin.

//

Followed by a swift burial at sea.

// // //

574 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:24:22am

re: #559 Cannadian Club Akbar

You and that Russian who actually got a dart while in the UK.

He was a Bulgarian.

575 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:24:36am

re: #530 Gus 802

Image: 999x.jpg

Nice butt.

576 laZardo  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:24:51am

Headan to bed. Nighty!

577 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:24:59am

re: #569 Gus 802

Everyday I live with that fear. Especially after all I've said here at LGF. But I will face that slow-acting poison dart bravely!

//

Do not go gentle into that gravelly night!

578 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:25:08am

re: #574 Sergey Romanov

He was a Bulgarian.

Sorry.:(

579 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:25:09am

re: #574 Sergey Romanov

He was a Bulgarian.

Wasn't that an umbrella?

580 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:25:13am

re: #575 Killgore Trout

Nice butt.

Yeah. I noticed that too.

581 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:25:44am

re: #579 Decatur Deb

Wasn't that an umbrella?

Why do you ask _me_? I wasn't there. Honest.

/

582 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:27:54am

re: #581 Sergey Romanov

Why do you ask _me_? I wasn't there. Honest.

/

Saw a guy on 60 Minutes (assassin) who would act drunk and spill a "drink" on a person. Then the person would die. You didn't do that either?
/

583 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:29:10am

re: #582 Cannadian Club Akbar

I'll take 5th. (51st in Russia.)

584 Cannadian Club Akbar  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:31:21am
586 goddamnedfrank  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:36:13am

re: #561 SanFranciscoZionist

Yes, yes he did. Which is why my husband's demented grandfather named his little chocolate-colored dog 'Nagin'.

I think I've mentioned before that my ex wife's step-granddad was nicknamed Nig, because as a child he spent a lot of time in the sun and was the darkest of his brothers on the farm. He had the skin cancer treatment scars to prove it. When I met him he was old, very hard of hearing and wouldn't answer to his real name, only Nig, and you had to say it loud to get his attention.

Panhandle Nebraska is a whole different world.

587 Political Atheist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:38:33am

re: #567 blueraven

I can see where government contractors would surely hesitate, but other than that consumer confidence is key. And that is more tied to unemployment/underemployment than DC wrangling, IMO. Outside of Maryland especially. And if Obama was referring to big biz, (Obdicut you may find this interesting) well he missed a really key point.

According to the SBA small biz represents 99.7% of all employer firms!

588 wrenchwench  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:39:12am

re: #586 goddamnedfrank

I was already giggling at "my ex wife's step-granddad". By the time I got to the end, I needed a Kleenex.

589 Gus  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:42:01am

(*&$#*�@! connection.

590 blueraven  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 11:42:29am

re: #587 Rightwingconspirator

I can see where government contractors would surely hesitate, but other than that consumer confidence is key. And that is more tied to unemployment/underemployment than DC wrangling, IMO. Outside of Maryland especially. And if Obama was referring to big biz, (Obdicut you may find this interesting) well he missed a really key point.

According to the SBA small biz represents 99.7% of all employer firms!

Yes and IF we default the economy will be in chaos. No one knows exactly what will happen. I dont understand how you dont think this is a concern.

591 Political Atheist  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:14:47pm

re: #590 blueraven

Of course it is a concern. But not the kind that translates to leaving necessary work undone. Or having lots of overtime due to a short staff. Or failing to fulfill a contract due to a lack of staff.

592 blueraven  Sat, Jul 9, 2011 12:28:37pm

re: #591 Rightwingconspirator

Of course it is a concern. But not the kind that translates to leaving necessary work undone. Or having lots of overtime due to a short staff. Or failing to fulfill a contract due to a lack of staff.

I think well meaning, smart people could disagree on that point. It could certainly slow down or put on hold any expansion plans and start ups. And the president didn't say this was the sole reason for the job numbers. He said "in part". I think that is a reasonable assessment.


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