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My name is Bob. I’m a Blogger. My turn-ons are bravery and chivalry, my turn-offs are fake boobs and hypocrisy.
As I reported to you in March, I’m not interested in gay marriage as an issue. I really don’t care. If gays want to join the holy bonds of matrimony and the unholy hell of divorce — I don’t care.
What I am interested in is the hypocrisy and alarmism that gay-marriage advocacy inevitably brings.
Take for instance this gem uttered by Keith Lewis, who runs the Miss California competition, “I believe all religions should be able to ordain what unions they see fit.” Keith did you really think about this statement before you passed it out at a press conference?
Wow… Keith supports whatever unions that any religion endorses. Like polygamous unions? Carl has argued before that polygamy is legally indistinguishable from gay marriage. How about unicorn unions? Could my religion call for unicorn unions and Keith would support it? I hope you all join me in writing to Keith in your opposition of unicorn