Butter Jesus Melts Down
In a bold statement last night, God struck the 62 foot tall statue with lighting and burned it down.
Known as ‘The Butter Jesus’ to the van denizens of the I75 corridor and dubbed Touchdown Jesus by the MSM, the gynormous pale, yellow homage to the Crucified One has been welcoming travelers to the Ohio Valley since 2004.
A deathblow to irony.
Miss you already, Big Guy.