Doofus of the Day: “Bike Crusader” Vigilante Glues up Bike Locks
Brooklyn, NY - No bicycle in Williamsburg is safe.
A longtime neighborhood resident has gotten so frustrated by sidewalks packed with parked bicycles that he has actually begun injecting Krazy Glue into locks as a form of vigilante injustice.
The renegade — whose name has been concealed because of the sensitive nature of this story — has committed the crime a few times, but told us last week that there are plans to broaden the sticky situation.
“If I get the right people together, we will go down Bedford Avenue at 4 am and inject every bike lock on the strip with Krazy Glue,” said the vigilante, whom we’re calling “The Bike Crusader.”
Babushka says, How would you like it if the “Car Crusader” poured Krazy Glue in your gas tank? Or maybe he will mess up the wrong bike, they will find out who he is and Krazy glue his lips shut.