The Left Hates Sarah Palin Because She's Too Sexy

The Left Hates Sarah Palin Because She’s Too Sexy

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Mark Judge, a writer at The Daily Caller, actually wrote this article:

Varadarajan doesn’t quite get to firm coherence in his argument, probably because he ignores the most obvious thing about Sarah Palin: the woman is dead sexy. And that, more than Palin’s schooling, TV show, or Mayberry diction, drives liberals insane. Contra Varadarajan, Barbara Bush’s dismissal of Palin was more of a wise crack; it was not animated by the kind of volcanic dementia that liberals like Frank Rich, Andrew Sullivan and Keith Olbermann display. This more vicious hatred on the left arises from the fact that Sarah Palin is arguable the sexiest woman alive.

Read more: dailycaller.com

Mama Grizzley can assure herself that she has the hot and bothered middle aged man vote locked up.

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5 comments

Lidane Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:09:49pm

Looks like Rich Lowry’s case of starbursts was contagious.

Shiplord Kirel Wed, Nov 24, 2010 11:33:33pm

The left you say? I thought they had all been confined to the Berlin Wall museum or Marin County or something. I haven’t seen an actual buck lefty in the wild in years. There used to be one in Lubbock years ago, but he met a pretty country girl, saw the light, and became a used car salesman. Owns his own lot now.
OH! You mean “left” as defined by the Tea Party/conspiraloon Convergence! That makes more sense, since that is anyone to the left of, say, Calvin Coolidge.

Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Nov 25, 2010 12:03:08am

Talk about a tingling leg. Mark Judge was obviously under the influence of one or more intoxicants while writing this.

Varadarajan doesn’t quite get to firm coherence in his argument, probably because he ignores the most obvious thing about Sarah Palin: the woman is dead sexy. And that, more than Palin’s schooling, TV show, or Mayberry diction, drives liberals insane.

Hmm… Sexy people tend to drive all types “insane”, regardless of political affiliation. Insane in the “Hubba hubba, wooo, wooo!” sense, anyway. And I’ll admit that I find Sarah attractive, but to imply that it is her “good looks” that turn people off of her is just stupid. Like, two forties and a fat blunt kind of stupid.

This more vicious hatred on the left arises from the fact that Sarah Palin is arguable…

I think you meant “arguably”. Your intoxication is showing. Put down that forty and retire the bong for the night.

… the sexiest woman alive.

I’ll bet half a Mila Kunis and two thirds of an Isabella Rossellini against that any day of the week. Sorry.

Then he spends two lengthy paragraphs “dishing” about “Sex and the City” like a (ladies, forgive me) gossipy bitch.

It is this hatred of female sexuality that fuels much of the Palin Derangement Syndrome.

My irony meter is not only busted at this point, but is now quivering in a dark corner, crying and shaking like a kicked puppy.

But the raw, fertile, wild Alaska woman sexuality of Palin is of a different degree. When pictures of her in her running shorts were published a few years ago, the reaction from most guys I talked to went beyond the hubba-hubba quips murmured when an attractive woman passes by. It was more like stunned silence.

If this dude ever made a joke about Matthew’s leg tingle comment (stupid in its own right), he needs to STFU and apologize for it right now.

With Palin, everything has changed. The dynamic, explosive, and primordial power of her kind of sexuality explains why some Palin-haters lose control of themselves, even if it hurts their own arguments.

Keep telling yourself that, if it helps you sleep at night. I am one conservative that won’t think twice about crossing party lines to vote for anyone but Palin, and that decision will have fuck-all to do with her looks.

First As Tragedy, Then As Farce Thu, Nov 25, 2010 7:41:31am

That guy sounds like a stalker defending the object of his obsession from all assaults, real or imagined.

Michael Orion Powell Thu, Nov 25, 2010 7:37:05pm

The fact that an article like this is seriously written and published as such makes if hard for me to take public affairs seriously.

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