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1 Almost Killed by Space Hookers  Fri, Mar 4, 2011 9:56:45am

You know, in the bible there are tests for prophets. One of the biggest ones is that their prophecies come true.

The penalty for being a false prophet is stoning.

2 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 4, 2011 10:15:14am

re: #1 LudwigVanQuixote

You know, in the bible there are tests for prophets. One of the biggest ones is that their prophecies come true.

The penalty for being a false prophet is stoning.

He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

- Handover Fist, from Heavy Metal Movie

3 dragonfire1981  Fri, Mar 4, 2011 10:46:51am

The bible and Jesus himself make a point out of continually warning the people to be on the watch for False prophets.

4 nines09  Fri, Mar 4, 2011 10:47:27am

A pedophile prophet? We ARE doomed.

5 Romantic Heretic  Fri, Mar 4, 2011 11:29:05am

Like I'm so sure God talks to him.

Well, some supernatural creature does.

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6 Mickey_being_mickey  Fri, Mar 4, 2011 12:39:54pm

Warren Jeffs isn't doing anything that Joseph Smith didn't do in his day.

"I prophesy in the name of the Lord God of Israel, unless the United States redress the wrongs committed upon the Saints in the state of Missouri and punish the crimes committed by her officers that in a few years the government will be utterly overthrown and wasted, and there will not be so much as a potsherd left for their wickedness."

History of the Church, v5, p 394

"While discussing the petition to Congress, I prophesied, by virtue of the holy Priesthood vested in me, and in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, that, if Congress will not hear our petition and grant us protection, they shall be broken up as a government, and god shall damn them. And there shall nothing be left of them - not even a grease spot."

History of the Church, v.6 p. 116

7 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 4, 2011 2:08:25pm

re: #6 Mickey_being_mickey

Warren Jeffs isn't doing anything that Joseph Smith didn't do in his day.

Speaking of grease spots... Smith was so crazy, they tar and feathered him and ran the Mormons out of town.

Jeffs is a pedophile. There is no doubt there, but despite that, I still think polygamy has no place in our society. It did in the ancient world when woman didn't own property or work outside the home, but today there's no purpose for it. I feel real strongly about that. Polygamy is abuse. Do women have such lowly opinions of themselves, they don't feel they deserve their own husbands? That she has to stand by while he sleeps with other woman and then have to care for those women's children. It's sick and demented.

8 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 4, 2011 4:32:04pm

Sweet

9 Girth  Sat, Mar 5, 2011 6:47:56am

"Let me go or Jesus will kill you."

I could be wrong but that doesn't really seem like His style.


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