Just How Big A Douche Is Newt?
Double down Internet fail, Newster.
When your not banging your staff, your whistling with D’Souza or pining for your shuttin’ down the government - let’s impeach the president glory days, but 5000 hits in 4 days for your website…sh!t, my man, even this middle aged redneck knows those are some mighty sad numbers.
In other words, Gingrich launched a website, and despite massive media attention, no one’s actually going to the site. If 50,000 people had visited newtexplore2012.com from Thursday to Sunday, it would have been pretty awful for someone who seriously expects to compete at a national level. But 5,000 is cover-your-eyes bad.
I don’t imagine Newt will take this as a hint, though he should, but I can’t help but wonder why someone on his staff didn’t stop and think, “Maybe this isn’t something to brag about.”
How big a douchebag is Newt Gingrich?
No sir, much bigger. Maybe this big?
Wow. That’s quite a lot of douche there, but not close. How about this big?
Yep, that looks about right. Newt, your that big a douche.
Jeff In Ohio
ps keep that weeny wet!