* I hate people who talk about stuff they know nothing about. Crack a web site, huh?
* I hate people who listen to music really loud after they ask “Do you like this music?’ “Is it to loud”? No and no. Wow, it must suck to be an ignorant douche as opposed to a regular one.
* I hate people who tell you “No, that’s great” when you inquire about a situation. Fucking liars.
* I hate people who say they know “exactly” what you are going through. Really?
* I hate people who say “I’m sorry” after you tell them that a person in your family died. Did you kill them? No? Did you know him/her? No? Again? Fuck off.
* I hate people who think because a band’s leader died they are the best band EVAH!! Really? Ever heard of Led Zeppelin? Eric Clapton? Did you ever hear of my band? No. I’ll kill myself now. Just kidding. I’m not a bitch.
* I hate the MTV Movie awards. 20 years ago, maybe I liked them. Now, not so much.
* I hate promises that aren’t kept. Not the bullshit ones. The ones that matter.
* I hate movies. Dear Hollywood, You Suck. Hire some writers. And your TV shows suck too. But ya’ll keep on with the reality shit. I’ll watch the guy from Man Vs. Food get fatter.
* I hate the fact that I went to a hockey game, saw a blind guy ordering a drink and asked him “What’s the point”? (I did that. I am an asshole)
* I hate Hulu. Free TV? Not so much. I thought one of the Baldwin brothers were gonna run for a position (congress) where he didn’t matter. But at least he chose a place where he could win. Pussy. Either get in the ring or don’t. You are an idiot. But you speak nice to your daughter, I hear.
* I hate sushi. Someone once tried to make me taste it. I was right. It sucked.
* I hate people who think drinking a 12 pack is OK but drinking a pint of booze is wrong. If I have to do the math for you on this, you are stoopid.
* I hate the guy who owns the property that I want to buy. (Yes, I am biased and I want his property. But he is a fucking moron who doesn’t know what he has.)