Bryan Fischer Wants Extra-Marital Sex Outlawed

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Bryan Fischer Wants Extra-Marital Sex Outlawed

By iceweasel

Wingnuts • June 2011 • Views: 1,552

In a tweet caught by Right Wing Watch, Bryan Fischer writes:

h/t Dispatches From The Culture Wars

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23 comments

Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Thu, Jun 2, 2011 10:42:08am

"If I ain't gettin' laid, nobody's gettin laid"!

RadicalModerate Thu, Jun 2, 2011 10:58:19am

Bryan Fischer, since Saudi Arabia appears to be your vision of a cultural paradise, why haven't you moved there yet?

HappyWarrior Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:01:47am

And Fischer has the nerve to complain about "Obama's socialism". And yes Saudi Arabia for sure.

BARACK THE VOTE Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:05:29am

re: #3 HappyWarrior

And Fischer has the nerve to complain about "Obama's socialism". And yes Saudi Arabia for sure.

Smaller gubbmint!

CuriousLurker Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:08:24am

And Mr. Fischer will be calling for the stoning of adulterers in 5... 4...3...

Seriously, that's the next logical step for this guy.

celticdragon Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:17:54am

The man is an anachronism from the Spanish Inquisition.

What, me worry? Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:25:12am

re: #1 Slumbering Behemoth

"If I ain't gettin' laid, nobody's gettin laid"!

hehe

I'm not normally a betting gal, but I'll bet a month's salary this guy's got a pornographic stash to rival Larry Flint.

RadicalModerate Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:28:20am

re: #6 celticdragon

The man is an anachronism from the Spanish Inquisition.

Not really.

Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Bulworth Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:28:49am

Freedom!!

But if America adopts Shariah law, we're doomed.

fantasmaguero Thu, Jun 2, 2011 11:40:45am

re: #6 celticdragon

The man is an anachronism from the Spanish Inquisition.

How dare you! Torquemada merely tortured and murdered Jews and Muslims (in fairness, Fischer would approve of pretty much any violence towards the latter); Fischer actually wants them to precipitate the second coming of ~~Gozer~~ Jesus, THEN suffer elimination from existence.

Let's keep our metrics of depravity nice and accurate around here :P

Shiplord Kirel Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:29:55pm

I will go Fischer one better and demand that sex be abolished entirely. It is messy, expensive, and fraught with unintended consequences. It is also a relic of earlier stages of evolution, though Fischer doesn't believe in evolution anyway. Besides, donkeys and other lesser beings are notorious for their proficiency at it. Do we really want barnyard animals to be our equals in anything? Hmmmm?

Henchman 25 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:42:15pm

How long before he calls for the revival of the Crusades?

nines09 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 12:54:25pm

I say stop it in the bud. Shock therapy at age 3. Show the children pictures of sexual acts and put a few thousand volts right through them. That'll grab their attention. Think twice about thinking at all after that. Then we can get paintings of Bryan Fischer in our homes. And the eyes really will follow you. If he is not on drugs he should be.

calochortus Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:00:37pm

He is overlooking the obvious-married couples having sex in front of the cameras will be fine. Porn will continue much as it always has.

dragonfire1981 Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:07:56pm

re: #12 SteelPH

How long before he calls for the revival of the Crusades?

I am reasonably certain he already has just not in direct terms.

SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:34:55pm

re: #2 RadicalModerate

Bryan Fischer, since Saudi Arabia appears to be your vision of a cultural paradise, why haven't you moved there yet?

Too hot. Also, he doesn't want to be an ethnic minority. Ethnic minorities scare him.

SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Jun 2, 2011 1:35:20pm

re: #5 CuriousLurker

And Mr. Fischer will be calling for the stoning of adulterers in 5... 4...3...

Seriously, that's the next logical step for this guy.

Well, we have all the photographic evidence we need to do it.

Jeff In Ohio Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:03:02pm

I'm all in favor of extra marital sex, what's wrong with that?

gehazi Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:27:51pm

re: #14 calochortus

He is overlooking the obvious-married couples having sex in front of the cameras will be fine. Porn will continue much as it always has.

With on-demand marriages formed and dissolved for each different film.

theheat Thu, Jun 2, 2011 2:29:13pm

Dear Mr. Fischer:

You'll take my sexual expression, reproductive freedom, and my menthols from my cold, dead hands.

You prick./added

Lidane Thu, Jun 2, 2011 4:55:53pm

re: #6 celticdragon

The man is an anachronism from the Spanish Inquisition.

Pfft. The Spanish Inquisition is too modern and librul for this guy.

Lidane Thu, Jun 2, 2011 4:58:38pm

re: #7 marjoriemoon

hehe

I'm not normally a betting gal, but I'll bet a month's salary this guy's got a pornographic stash to rival Larry Flint.

And it's not all straight porn, either. I'd wager he has a stash of gay porn that Perez Hilton would kill for.

Michael Orion Powell Thu, Jun 2, 2011 6:02:32pm

This is absurd. If he was actually concerned about the risks of no-frills sex and divorce rates and not a personal pathology, he would go a completely different route.

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