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1 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 12:41:17pm

Just like we can't attack Atlantis because it is underwater...?

2 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 12:42:28pm

How many countries could we attack, using that logic?

3 Kragar  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 12:46:11pm

re: #2 Obdicut

How many countries could we attack, using that logic?

Afghanistan and Pakistan are right out. You could never launch a successful military operation in either country.

Wait a sec...

4 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 12:46:29pm

re: #1 ausador

Just like we can't attack Atlantis because it is underwater...?

There is no Atlantis too underwater or too fictional for a Michelle Bachmann administration to deal with sternly, however.

5 Lidane  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 12:53:21pm

Guess what, Herman? Afghanistan has mountains. So does Iraq.

6 shutdown  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 1:30:45pm

re: #5 Lidane

Guess what, Herman? Afghanistan has mountains. So does Iraq.

Well, so do Germany, France, Italy and Austria. Worked out ok in the long run from 1941-1945.

7 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 2:08:23pm

Elephants. You need elephants for a mountain invasion.

8 blueraven  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 2:40:30pm

Yes, because bombs bounce around those mountains just like a tornado. /

9 barry123  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 2:44:11pm

But Obummer said that we had 57 states

10 lawhawk  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 3:19:48pm

Countries that the US has attacked, invaded, or conducted military operations in since its founding (that have mountains) - and not counting the US during the Revolutionary War (when you had the Green Mountain Boys fighting the Red Coats):

Cuba (Spanish American War - San Juan Hill anyone?)
France (WWI, WWII)
Germany (WWII)
Italy (WWII)
Phillipines (WWII)
Japan held territories including Okinawa, Iwo Jima (Mt. Surabachi anyone?) Guadacanal, etc.
Korea (Korea)
Iraq (Desert Storm, Gulf War II)
Afghanistan
Pakistan (OBL raid)

I could go on...

And there's something called airplanes that can fly over mountains to attack targets, just as they did in ever war since WWI. Helicopters can attack targets and provide logistics or insert special forces to go after high value targets (Osama bin Laden anyone)

Heck, the 10th Mountain at Fort Drum would beg to differ about the ability to fight in snow and mountain conditions.

11 SpaceJesus  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 4:49:29pm

re: #10 lawhawk

Italy (WWII)

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]


I don't like Cain, but he's actually right. Mountain fighting is very difficult.

12 Kragar  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 4:52:39pm

re: #11 SpaceJesus

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I don't like Cain, but he's actually right. Mountain fighting is very difficult.

Not because of the reason he states.

13 nines09  Wed, Nov 16, 2011 7:11:54pm

Then there is the dirt. Do you know what happens when rain hits dirt? That's right. Mud. Hard to trek around in mud. Then them mountains? Well, they have valleys between them. Rivers. Streams. More mud. Then you have snow, freezing rain and sleet and ice to contend with. Sand too. Along with blowing sand. Then there is the trees and bushes. Rocks. Big rocks. Guys with guns too. Behind rocks. Can't forget about the snakes and scorpions....Damn. Forget it. Attack their navy instead.


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