Why Can’t the Women Sit In Front? Babushka Proposes a Solution.
“Better to sit behind a Lion than to sit behind a woman”
One of the questions that frequently comes up during the “segregated buses” brouhaha, is why can’t the women sit up front and the men in back? This would alleviate some of the unpleasant historical associations that are conjured up by forcing a certain population to sit in the back of the bus.
Proponents of the segregated buses have pointed to a saying from the Talmud: “It is better to go behind a lion than to go behind a woman.” Immediate a solution presents itself: PUT A LION ON EVERY BUS. Who would dare to harass a woman if Ndamukong Suh, Nick Fairley or Kyle Vander Bosch were on the bus? Nobody would want to mess with them.
This would only work during the off season, and only if the Lions do not go to the Super Bowl.
