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1 Sionainn  Sun, Jan 8, 2012 10:02:00am

Well, there's some proof right there that some people didn't understand what cross-curricular meant when they supposedly learned it in college. Good grief, that's just plain stupid.

2 SpaceJesus  Sun, Jan 8, 2012 11:04:30am
3 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jan 8, 2012 12:25:27pm

I keep seeing this, and my brain just keeps going 'bloink?'.

4 Romantic Heretic  Sun, Jan 8, 2012 12:34:46pm

Whirrrr! Click! Does not compute.

Seriously, WTF?

5 hellosnackbar  Sun, Jan 8, 2012 2:26:48pm

What's next on their cross subjectival blending.
The victims of the holocaust?

6 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jan 8, 2012 4:06:48pm

There are twenty clueless nitwits teaching at your local elementary school. Within 10 years, eight have retired, two have died in drunk driving accidents and one while doing a stunt on water-skis, one has been murdered by a jealous wife, four have become evangelists, and three others are in prison. How many are left to answer for the bumper-crop of felons, STD cases, and teenage parents their school has produced during the previous decade?

7 nines09  Sun, Jan 8, 2012 6:41:24pm

Daddy has 5 bags of heroin and uses 8 a day. If his friend comes by and shoots 4 how many does daddy need come up with to make it through the week without turning mommy out on the street?

8 steve_davis  Mon, Jan 9, 2012 8:57:45am

people generally don't go into secondary ed because of the high level of academic rigor involved in the degree programs....


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