Meat Loaf endorses Mitt Romney with the logic of a crazy homeless person
Every now and then I buy a bagel and a coffee for this crazy homeless guy (I assume but he is very clean) who usually is at Grand Central who yells at people and makes rambling speeches. I knick-named him the “Mayor of Grand Central”. He really is a nice guy when I talk to him and then as soon as I go away he starts his rants. Meat Loaf’s speech endorsement made less sense than one of Mayor of Grand Central’s sermons:
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-meat-loaf-endorses-mitt-romney-at-boisterous-ohio-rally-20121025,0,5776607.story
By Maeve Reston
October 26, 2012, 5:25 a.m.
DEFIANCE, Ohio — Thursday was a night that Mitt Romney will most certainly never forget.
There was the huge and buoyant crowd that filled the football stadium here beneath a giant American flag; the foot-stomping concert by Big & Rich and Alabama’s Randy Owens; and a fireworks display.
But it was Meat Loaf’s wild and meandering endorsement of the Republican candidate that stole the show.
Romney’s raucous rally capped his 310-mile bus tour that began in Cincinnati on Thursday morning. Appearing on stage after John Rich (of Big & Rich) and before Owens, Meat Loaf told the crowd he had never been involved in politics before adding — apropos of nothing — that he was 65 and ‘Paul Ryan has not pushed me off the cliff in a wheelchair.’ (That appeared to be a reference to a ‘super PAC’ ad earlier this year that took issue with Ryan’s budget plan for Medicare.)
Meat Loaf quickly moved on from Ryan, saying that he had decided to endorse Romney, in part, because he was concerned that President Obama does not share Romney’s view that Russia is the No. 1 geopolitical foe of the U.S. (Obama made fun of that statement in the most recent debate, joking that the 1980s ‘want their foreign policy back,’ and telling Romney that the Cold War was over.)
‘This is the most important election in the history of the United States, because there has storm clouds come over the United States. There is thunderstorms over Europe,’ Meat Loaf said, misspeaking at several points. ‘There are hailstorms, and I mean major hailstorms, in the Middle East. There are storms brewing through China, through Asia, through everywhere, and there’s only one man that’ — he broke off abruptly. ‘The other night when President Barack Obama, God bless him, said to Mitt Romney, ‘The Cold War is over.’ I have never heard such a thing in my life.’
‘There is one man who will stand tall in this country and fight the storm and bring the United States back to what it should be — Gov. Mitt Romney!’ he said.
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‘I have been arguing for Mitt Romney for a year,’ said the singer, who wore a black shirt with red, white and blue sequin flowers on the sleeves (and, earlier, a red cape that he tied around his microphone).
‘You get out there and you argue with your relatives, you argue with your neighbors, you get in fights over politics and religion, ‘cause we need Ohio! God bless ya. We love ya. Thank you. Keep rockin’, and Mitt Romney!”
By the way: This morning I gave “The Mayor of Grand Central” $5 and he warned me of a coming storm - a real one about to hit the area - and that it was Putin’s fault the weather is bad.