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1 nines09  Sun, Dec 16, 2012 10:17:58am

I am convinced Louie is a victim of crib neglect and alien abduction with numerous anal probes continuing to this day.

2 Origuy  Sun, Dec 16, 2012 11:05:50am

"I’ll just leave it to the reader to figure out why."
Because the gun manufacturers that control the NRA need a new market?

3 Tigger2  Sun, Dec 16, 2012 11:13:30am

I don't take much stock in what Gomer says.

4 EiMitch  Sun, Dec 16, 2012 4:38:24pm

I agree with Gohmert. We need more guns, especially mini-guns.

Someone shooting up your school? That wimpy assault rifle can't compare to your rate-of-fire.

Someone trying to mug you? Make them wet their pants before you disintegrate them.

Surrounded by terror babies? Time to take old painless out of the bag.

/do I really need to?

5 HappyWarrior  Sun, Dec 16, 2012 8:22:30pm

Yeah more guns are the answer Louie. Get a fucking grip and stop treating these things whose sole purpose is to the lives of other things are like toys and please resign from Congress too.

6 sundude  Sun, Dec 16, 2012 9:11:56pm

Don't stop there Louie. Clearly each of these 6 year olds should have been packing heat, with a rotating 10% tasked to be especially vigilant during their mandatory hourly prayer breaks.
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7 alinuxguru  Mon, Dec 17, 2012 6:37:03am

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