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1 HappyWarrior  Tue, Feb 5, 2013 11:02:15am

Armed society is a polite one. Yeah fucking right.

2 alinuxguru  Tue, Feb 5, 2013 11:08:50am

Is it too soon to talk about gun control now?

3 steve_davis  Tue, Feb 5, 2013 12:20:43pm

No, he shouldn’t have shot people. But having lived downstairs in two different situations with upstairs neighbors from hell, I’ve learned NEVER take a downstairs apartment. Construction is so shoddy in many apartments that your ceiling is probably your neighbor’s floor, and if you have the misfortune to have a)a neighbor who works a weird shift and decides to perpetually houseclean at 3 in the morning or b)a neighbor on crack who gets the jitters and housecleans at 3 in the morning, then you may literally be driven to a nervous breakdown if you are trying to sleep under that. Lesson: ALWAYS take an upstairs apartment. If you can’t get one, rent some place else.

4 theheat  Tue, Feb 5, 2013 2:14:19pm

Another page from the book, “Shit Runs Downhill.”

I can understand the guy’s frustration about rude neighbors and their rude dog drama - I’ve seen many such dog owners. And it sounds like the asshole dog owners were antagonistic with their dogshit-on-the-porch stunt. But shooting them - seriously? Call them cocksuckers, turn them in to the health department, play Justin Bieber so loud their ears bleed, but shoot them?

5 ThomasLite  Tue, Feb 5, 2013 3:37:29pm
play Justin Bieber so loud their ears bleed

Geesh man, there’s a fate worse than death. Right there.

6 JeffFX  Tue, Feb 5, 2013 5:28:12pm

Senile gun owners are something we should probably be concerned about. Families should take gramp’s gun just like they take his car keys, but I expect that could get pretty crazy.

7 hellosnackbar  Tue, Feb 5, 2013 5:56:16pm

Loosing one’s temper and possessing a gun is a very dangerous mix ;as I discovered myself many years ago.
I sold the gun!


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