RightWing crazy Rand Paul says monkeys and humans love meth. What the CPAC are they talking about?
WATCH: Sen. Rand Paul Addresses CPAC 2013
Some of the crazy talk from Rand:
Well what about the $3 million spent studying Monkeys on Meth. Does it really take $3 million to discover that monkeys, like humans, act crazy on Meth?
What about the $300,000 for a Robotic squirrel? They wanted to study whether a squirrel that doesn’t wag its tail will be bitten by a rattlesnake. Only problem, they couldn’t find a real squirrel to volunteer not to wag its tail. Bottom line – a rattlesnake will bite the you-know-what out of a squirrel not wagging its tail. Mr. President, maybe we could have cut robotic squirrels before white house tours.
My budget eliminates the Department of Education, and devolves power and money back to the states where they belong.
Thank you and God Bless America.