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1 Destro  Mon, Mar 18, 2013 12:58:53pm

What’s the problem here? The Abrahamic God does hate people who happen to be gay while fixated on the shape of penises. The Abrahamic God also hates people who eat shellfish, but that’s besides the point.

2 JeffFX  Mon, Mar 18, 2013 1:24:27pm

re: #1 Destro

What’s the problem here? The Abrahamic God does hate people who happen to be gay while fixated on the shape of penises. The Abrahamic God also hates people who eat shellfish, but that’s besides the point.

We both know what the problem is: clinging to absurdities because our parents and grandparents did.

Fortunately I don’t eat shellfish, and like women, so I’m in the clear with sky-daddy.

3 #CPAC: I Have A Short Mingle Stick.THANKS OBAMA.  Mon, Mar 18, 2013 4:01:29pm
Michelle Shocked attends West Angeles Church of God in Christ.
“West A” is known for both its influential pastor, dynamic city ministries and for its celebrity members, which include Magic Johnson, Denzel Washington, Stevie Wonder, Michelle Shocked, and Angela Bassett.

Michelle Shocked

4 Flavia  Mon, Mar 18, 2013 4:25:41pm

re: #1 Destro

What’s the problem here? The Abrahamic God does hate people who happen to be gay while fixated on the shape of penises. The Abrahamic God also hates people who eat shellfish, but that’s besides the point.

Untrue, of course. The “Abrahamic G-d” does not want Jews to eat shellfish, or engage in certain sexual behaviors. This includes far more heterosexual behavior taboos than homosexual behavior taboos. It’s only bigots who say that “G-d hates fags”. THAT’s the point.

5 Destro  Mon, Mar 18, 2013 6:57:22pm

re: #2 JeffFX

We both know what the problem is: clinging to absurdities because our parents and grandparents did.

Fortunately I don’t eat shellfish, and like women, so I’m in the clear with sky-daddy.

That’s because the best kind of people are those that are not very religious or I would be stoned to death for carrying stuff on the Sabbath.

6 Destro  Mon, Mar 18, 2013 7:02:22pm

re: #4 Flavia

Untrue, of course. The “Abrahamic G-d” does not want Jews to eat shellfish, or engage in certain sexual behaviors. This includes far more heterosexual behavior taboos than homosexual behavior taboos. It’s only bigots who say that “G-d hates fags”. THAT’s the point.

That this fictional “Abrahamic G-d” does not want an adult to get oral sex from their significant other regardless of gender or not have men sleep in the same bed with their wives when they on their period proves he is a demented asshole. Clearly, this god wants to kill gays dead as well as killing people who do other things he finds objectionable like eating lobsters. The “God hate fags” people are just stating exactly what the bible says over and over but in modern terms for it.

7 Aligarr  Mon, Mar 18, 2013 8:00:31pm

Those are laws written by men ,who attribute their own idiosynchrocies to the wishes of a supernatural being .

8 Sinistershade  Mon, Mar 18, 2013 9:05:16pm

re: #7 Aligarr

Those are laws written by men ,who attribute their own idiosynchrocies to the wishes existence of a supernatural being .

Just a quick fix.

9 Bulworth  Tue, Mar 19, 2013 7:04:18am

Never heard of this Michelle Shocked. I guess I haven’t missed much.

10 Skip Intro  Tue, Mar 19, 2013 9:32:55am

re: #9 Bulworth

Never heard of this Michelle Shocked. I guess I haven’t missed much.

I believe she was a one hit wonder back in the 80s. I had no idea she was still in the music biz.

11 sffilk  Tue, Mar 19, 2013 10:47:41am

Who or what is this “Michelle Shocked” and why should we care what she says?

12 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Tue, Mar 19, 2013 12:37:18pm

She is a paranoid schitzophrenic. This doesn’t totally remove responsibility from her, but she has a hard goddamn life.

13 cuzIsaidso  Tue, Mar 19, 2013 12:38:20pm

9 & 11: Bragging that you haven’t heard of Michelle Shocked does you no credit.

14 sffilk  Wed, Mar 20, 2013 5:28:14am

re: #13 cuzIsaidso

9 & 11: Bragging that you haven’t heard of Michelle Shocked does you no credit.

Bragging? Who’s bragging? I’ve never heard of her. Plus, I’m gay and Jewish.


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