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1 Skip Intro  Fri, Apr 5, 2013 1:13:56pm
Just how straight are conservatives to be so knowledgeable about gay sex acts?

They’ve been listening to Rush Limbaugh for the last 20 years.

2 Norbrook  Fri, Apr 5, 2013 2:11:34pm

Good question! I’m straight, and the amount of time I spend talking or thinking about gay sex acts? None, unless someone is harping on it, which seems to be the case for an awful lot of “anti-gay crusaders.” If it’s not that, they’re obsessing about bestiality. I think there should be a betting pool as to which one will be the next caught with a wide stance, or hanging around a barn.

3 thecommodore  Fri, Apr 5, 2013 3:47:19pm

It shouldn’t take people more than a microsecond to realize that “gay sex acts” are pretty much the same as “straight sex acts,” the only difference being they are performed with a member of your own gender.

Yet conservatives who fret about “gay sex acts” and how unnatural and dangerous they are like this fellow, do betray a disturbingly detailed knowledge of what they are and how they take place.

Five’ll getcha ten that the douchenozzle I posted about, as well as the Freepers you’ve posted about, will be practicing them at great length in just a few hours, particularly if they live with a decent distance of say, West Hollywood, The Castro, Seattle’s Capitol Hill, Clark Street in Chicago, etc etc etc….

4 BongCrodny  Fri, Apr 5, 2013 5:17:56pm

re: #2 Norbrook

Good question! I’m straight, and the amount of time I spend talking or thinking about gay sex acts? None, unless someone is harping on it, which seems to be the case for an awful lot of “anti-gay crusaders.” If it’s not that, they’re obsessing about bestiality. I think there should be a betting pool as to which one will be the next caught with a wide stance, or hanging around a barn.

Welcome, hatchling!

5 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Apr 7, 2013 6:11:42am

re: #3 thecommodore

It shouldn’t take people more than a microsecond to realize that “gay sex acts” are pretty much the same as “straight sex acts,” the only difference being they are performed with a member of your own gender.

Yet conservatives who fret about “gay sex acts” and how unnatural and dangerous they are like this fellow, do betray a disturbingly detailed knowledge of what they are and how they take place.

Five’ll getcha ten that the douchenozzle I posted about, as well as the Freepers you’ve posted about, will be practicing them at great length in just a few hours, particularly if they live with a decent distance of say, West Hollywood, The Castro, Seattle’s Capitol Hill, Clark Street North Broadway in Chicago, etc etc etc….

The gay neighborhood in Chicago (Boys Town) is centered around Broadway Ave, not Clark St. Clark is mostly retail places between Belden and Irving Park. I know, I used to live near there and I’m still in the area frequently.

That’s not an attempt to invalidate your point, just a local location correct.


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