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1 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Apr 17, 2013 8:59:29am

My brother-in-law does this. He also crashes weddings and bar mitzvahs that he’s not invited to just to help himself from the buffet table.

2 ReamWorks SKG  Wed, Apr 17, 2013 9:07:23am

I think we all have a relative that does this!

3 Flounder  Wed, Apr 17, 2013 9:39:19am

I prefer to wear a raincoat, that way my clothes don’t get stained. You wouldn’t believe how greasy that summer sausage is!

4 HappyWarrior  Wed, Apr 17, 2013 10:22:26am

Guy sounds like an ass but I don’t think they should have arrested him.

5 Aligarr  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:35:07am

That’s what they get for being too fucking cheap to host the free platters . I hope the s.o.b. win the case against the store .
If two assholes are involved in litigation , one should always rule in favor of the Lesser asshole - [my rule ]

6 Christopher's Bitchins  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 11:04:48am

They warned him more than once on private property not to do it yet he did it again and again. I’m really surprised people are defending this douche. Really pathetic behavior from this guy. Some people ABSOLUTELY do not get it until police get involved, then they act all fucking indignant like they didn’t do anything.

7 steve_davis  Sat, Apr 20, 2013 9:35:55am

re: #5 Aligarr

That’s what they get for being too fucking cheap to host the free platters . I hope the s.o.b. win the case against the store .
If two assholes are involved in litigation , one should always rule in favor of the Lesser asshole - [my rule ]

Ah, my friend, you should always choose the lesser of two weevils!!

8 Aligarr  Sat, Apr 20, 2013 4:35:01pm

re: #7 steve_davis

Good one steve .

9 Aligarr  Sat, Apr 20, 2013 4:47:43pm

Free stuff needs to be administered , no matter what it is , if not ? Guess What - what are called ” GLOMMERS ” begin to appear . Not to mention , any number of peoplehandling what someone else may eat in this case . Much better PR and marketing to have an old man or woman to provide a smile with the freebies at minimum wage .


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