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1 Skip Intro  Wed, Apr 17, 2013 4:15:36pm

Why do John King and Wolf Blitzer still have jobs?

2 sagehen  Wed, Apr 17, 2013 4:17:43pm

Because they have excellent hair, and nice voices.

3 Skip Intro  Wed, Apr 17, 2013 4:41:42pm

That Buzzfeed timeline is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. How are these people going to show up for work tomorrow after a complete crapfest like this?

4 Howl  Wed, Apr 17, 2013 10:21:45pm

re: #1 Skip Intro

To sell pressure cookers?

5 Ogami Itto  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 2:28:02am

Funny … and very very sad.

6 Bulworth  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 6:34:46am
“CNN is reporting that the U.S. Senate has passed a major gun control bill, expanding background checks online and at guns shows, by a vote of 54-46.

Hold on…we are receiving new information…conflicting reports.

There appears to be some confusion…apparently the bill did not pass as 60 votes were needed to overcome something called a filibuster.”

7 Destro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 8:09:05am

re: #1 Skip Intro

Why do John King and Wolf Blitzer still have jobs?

I have always suspected (yes a little tin foil hat-ish on this by me) that these anchormen for CNN and others are actually govt tools ala Judith Miller.

8 stabby  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 8:49:15am

I’ve always thought that the main qualification for being a TV talking head was to be so stupid that you can project total confidence is really bad journalism.

9 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 8:53:13am

I didn’t watch CNN, so I’m wondering if these clowns were really standing out in the street, or if it was a projection from the all-powerful HOLODECK.

If they were really outside, I have a suggestion: Get your dumb asses back into the studio, STFU, and if you still have any real reporters working for CNN, let them do their jobs. Reading Twitter feeds and reporting it as news is never a good idea.

10 Destro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 9:01:09am

re: #9 Skip Intro

I didn’t watch CNN, so I’m wondering if these clowns were really standing out in the street, or if it was a projection from the all-powerful HOLODECK.

If they were really outside, I have a suggestion: Get your dumb asses back into the studio, STFU, and if you still have any real reporters working for CNN, let them do their jobs. Reading Twitter feeds and reporting it as news is never a good idea.

They need to fill 24 news air time.


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