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1 theheat  Tue, Nov 5, 2013 1:24:08pm

“Because we’re exceptional, that’s why. Now put your hand over your fucking heart, you itty bitty bastard!”

2 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Tue, Nov 5, 2013 2:15:50pm

When I was in 4th grade, a teacher with the name “Anne Daigle-McDonald” would become ubiquitously known among the students as “Mrs. Dingle McDongle”. I hope the kids have come up with something similar.

3 Shvaughn  Tue, Nov 5, 2013 3:25:20pm

The Pledge, when required of underage children, is unpatriotic anyway.

4 RealityBasedSteve  Tue, Nov 5, 2013 4:00:35pm

re: #3 Shvaughn

The Pledge, when required of underage children, is unpatriotic anyway.

Now why do you hate America so much? You know that the best way to instill that rugged sense on American individualism is to force everybody to participate in a gesture that, at that age, is basically a rote repetition of words.

The fact that the child in question is also a Jehovah’s Witness, and the teacher was aware of that, but apparently was so unknowing to not be aware that they DON’T make any pledge or oath to start with only adds to the issue. After all, we respect religious rights, as long it’s a LOT like our religion, and not one of those weird-o ones. (cept the jezes, they get a break, well, ‘cuz we need them for the end of the world to get here)

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

RBS


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