Fox Business' John Stossel 'Upset' Poor People Aren't Selling Kidneys for $1,200

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Fox Business’ John Stossel ‘Upset’ Poor People Aren’t Selling Kidneys for $1,200

Hey, if it's good enough for Iran....

By Ace-o-aces

Wingnuts • November 2013 • Views: 1,750

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“This upsets people, but I’m upset it’s not legal,” Stossel insisted. “In the one country where it is legal, nobody waits for a kidney.”

“Where is that?” Doocy asked.

“I’m afraid to say it’s Iran,” Stossel shrugged. “But, still! There’s no waiting line. In America, lots of people die waiting for kidneys.”

Also:

Stossel’s list of things that needed to be privatized included parks, libraries, law enforcement, military and “organ selling.”

Privatize law enforcement? Even Ayn Rand thought that was a stupid idea.

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12 comments

nines09 Thu, Nov 7, 2013 10:36:02am

I guess he’s hoping if they loosened up the human organ trade he could purchase a working brain.

Vicious Babushka Thu, Nov 7, 2013 11:00:13am

Privatize law enforcement? Even Ayn Rand thought that was a stupid idea.

HURR HURR WHY DOES WE NEEDS TO PAY YOONYUN POLICE?? WE CAN HAZ ARE GUNZ!!!!!1!!!!!

aagcobb Thu, Nov 7, 2013 11:17:25am

Asshole, maybe a civilized country wouldn’t put people into a position where they have to sell parts of themselves to survive.

RealityBasedSteve Thu, Nov 7, 2013 11:37:14am

Have to admit, it adds a whole new meaning to the phrase “Cost me an arm and a leg”.

RBS

Romantic Heretic Thu, Nov 7, 2013 12:08:46pm

Barbarian.

Blue Fielder Thu, Nov 7, 2013 12:17:45pm

I maintain something was knocked loose - probably that part of his little pea brain that keeps him from saying the really stupid things he believes publicly - when he got knocked on his ignorant ass by that wrestler. Maybe if someone knocks him on his ass again, it’ll fix itself and he’ll just keep his dumbass opinions to himself.

nines09 Thu, Nov 7, 2013 12:18:15pm

What he’s really saying is there are perfectly fine people dying for lack of adequate body parts while others of suspect character and ill repute walk around perfectly healthy. His world would have harvesters? His world would have “The Constitutional Right To Sell Your Heart To The Highest Bidder?” He needs to be repeatedly bitch slapped with his own spleen.

BongCrodny Thu, Nov 7, 2013 12:43:01pm

re: #2 Vicious Babushka

Privatize law enforcement? Even Ayn Rand thought that was a stupid idea.

“We’d be happy to send a car around to investigate those strange noises. Will that be Visa, MasterCard or Amex?”

Shypixel Thu, Nov 7, 2013 12:46:00pm

But… but… but…

I could really use that $2400!

RealityBasedSteve Thu, Nov 7, 2013 1:30:46pm

Need a Kidney, Call Sidney… That’s Sidney at Sid’s House of Spleen.

RBS

CarolJ Thu, Nov 7, 2013 1:56:06pm

Guys like Stossel don’t think it through. In a world where people have to sell their organs to survive, chances are those organs aren’t going to be very healthy in the first place.

Privatized police? We know that the police will first go to whatever neighborhood pays the most in that instance. Trespassers in a rich neighborhood? Right away. Break ins at the projects? Get around to it eventually if someone needs a little extra on the paycheck.