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1 Romantic Heretic  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 6:08:15am

Who are you kidding, Bryan? Your real boss wants demons in, not out.

So I know your advice isn’t worth the air it takes to speak it.

2 wheat-dogghazi  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 6:48:46am

When I visited Thailand this summer, my friends told me that Thais believe earth spirits are displaced from their home when humans build a house. So, to keep the spirits from making mischief with the owners, the homeowners build a small house in the yard for the earth spirits to live in.

Fischer & Co. would more than likely scoff at such “pagan” superstitions, while continuing to practice their own. Demonology has become a cottage industry for some fundie sects, and “experts” blame demons (aka evil spirits) for everything from sexual orientation to musical tastes. It’s in the NT, you know, so it HAS to be true. I mean, would Jesus lie?

The fact that the rest of Christianity has moved on from 17th century ideas of witchcraft, demonic possession and similar silly stuff makes no difference, because Fischer & Co. believe they are the Only True Christians™. This explains why they are such pompous asses most of the time.

3 Eclectic Cyborg  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 7:27:15am

The video has mysteriously disappeared…could it have been…

…DEMONS?!

4 ObserverArt  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 7:46:36am

Shoot, I wanted to see that video. I was expecting Bryan to reprise the role of Father Damien Karras from The Exorcist. I wanted to see him jump out the window!

5 Skip Intro  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 8:33:34am
Then he “anoints the four corners” of the property

My dog does that for me.

6 Skip Intro  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 9:33:34am

re: #4 ObserverArt

Shoot, I wanted to see that video. I was expecting Bryan to reprise the role of Father Damien Karras from The Exorcist. I wanted to see him jump out the window!

Bryan sure doesn’t like it when his videos get out into the wild. I think they’re only intended for people who have drunk the crazy juice first.

7 nines09  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 10:00:47am

Older home? How about used cars? Or even new ones? Clothes? Shoes? Jackets? PJ’s? UNDERWEAR!!?!

8 ausador  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 10:45:58am

Does this work on possessed kittehs?

9 ObserverArt  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 11:37:30am

re: #6 Skip Intro

Bryan sure doesn’t like it when his videos get out into the wild. I think they’re only intended for people who have drunk the crazy juice first.

Skip,

Any idea what is in that crazy juice? It must be easier to gag down that taking Fischer straight.

10 RealityBasedSteve  Sun, Nov 10, 2013 5:55:12pm

re: #8 ausador

Does this work on possessed kittehs?

Nope, kittehs are possessed by the elder ones, and are satisfied only by offerings of bits of string, feathers and those little fur covered mousies.

RBS


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