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1 Strangeite  Tue, Dec 17, 2013 7:58:44am

Their methodology is flawed. Why? Because everyone knows the worst drivers are Ohio drivers.

2 Pie-onist Overlord  Tue, Dec 17, 2013 7:59:20am

New York, hands down.
California, runner up.

3 kerFuFFler  Tue, Dec 17, 2013 10:24:59am

re: #2 Lord of the Pies

New York, hands down.
California, runner up.

Have you ever driven in Texas?

4 Pie-onist Overlord  Tue, Dec 17, 2013 10:25:58am

re: #3 kerFuFFler

Have you ever driven in Texas?

Never been to Texas.

5 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Dec 17, 2013 11:25:28am

Lubbock, Texas, is only a lunatic asylum and social leper colony rather than a state, but it has easily the worst drivers I have encountered anywhere in the world. They are not particularly inept, but they are wildly, deliberately, rude, aggressive, and obstructive. Lubbockites love to pretend other cars are in their way. They tailgate, they swerve at other vehicles, they assault other drivers because traffic has slowed or they don’t like stopping for signals, and they will accelerate to 100MPH to run up on another car’s bumper so they can pretend it has cut them off. Conversely, they make a point of obstructing traffic any time they can, apparently as a way of challenging each other. They sit though green lights, take two lanes, and drive half the speed limit. Instead of turning onto an empty street or into a gap in traffic, they will wait until another vehicle comes along, smirk at the driver, and quite deliberately pull out in front of it.

I don’t think there are more than 20 people in the whole city who know how a four way stop is supposed to work.

On weekends, MOST drivers seem to be drunk after about 6PM, and a good many before that. “America’s second most conservative city” is basically a pathological sub-culture and failed social experiment. Each and every yokel and neurotic tea partier here pretends to be some sort of aristocrat and goes around in a perpetual state of rage that lesser mortals fail to recognize this and properly defer to them. The roads, where the deranged citizens feel immune and invincible, are the number one venue for expressing this.

It’s a big part of the reason I decided to get the hell out, a big part. It is especially bad during the Christmas season, when the hypocrisy of materialism and mayhem in celebration of their savior’s birthday is irresistible to many of the demented drunken Baptist locals. In the Bible, Jesus went after evil hypocrites with a whip. If He came back to Lubbock, He would take their cars keys away.

6 kerFuFFler  Tue, Dec 17, 2013 2:12:15pm

re: #5 Shiplord Kirel

Lubbock, Texas, is only a lunatic asylum and social leper colony rather than a state, but it has easily the worst drivers I have encountered anywhere in the world….

I have never been to Lubbock, but your description reminds me of the driving I witnessed in Dallas over 30 years ago. I have driven in NYC, Boston , Chicago and DC, and seen lots of, shall we say, “assertive” driving——-people driving in horrible, congested traffic trying to make the best of a bad deal——-but for wanton, willful, spiteful recklessness there is nothing like a Texan behind the wheel. My apologies to the innocent residents out there who suffer daily from the transgressions I allude to, but Shiplord Kirel told it like it is. There are just too many Texans who delight in speeding up or changing lanes just to make life difficult for someone on an entrance ramp!

7 FemNaziBitch  Tue, Dec 17, 2013 4:57:19pm

re: #6 kerFuFFler

I have never been to Lubbock, but your description reminds me of the driving I witnessed in Dallas over 30 years ago. I have driven in NYC, Boston , Chicago and DC, and seen lots of, shall we say, “assertive” driving——-people driving in horrible, congested traffic trying to make the best of a bad deal——-but for wanton, willful, spiteful recklessness there is nothing like a Texan behind the wheel. My apologies to the innocent residents out there who suffer daily from the transgressions I allude to, but Shiplord Kirel told it like it is. There are just too many Texans who delight in speeding up or changing lanes just to make life difficult for someone on an entrance ramp!

People in Indiana do this.

I, personally, feel the contest is between Indiana and Southern Ohio.


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