Human Events: Five Reasons Why Having Liberal Friends Is a Bad Idea
This is what passes for “Social Commentary” for conservatives now?
Having one or two liberal friends is acceptable to keep oneself amused and to be reminded that such people somehow manage to survive in the world. They also make you feel smart. But the habit of associating with leftists can be very detrimental to your overall health and happiness. Here’s why you should limit your number of liberal friends to ≤ zero
They are no fun. At all.
Liberals will cramp your style. SO. MUCH. They regulate everything, especially fun. They’re big on telling you, “No.” You know who else is big on telling you no? School teachers, college RAs, meter maids, and the government. AKA ─ the least fun people ever.
“You can’t do this, you can’t do that.” You can’t smoke cigarettes, you can’t drink soda or eat delicious fatty foods. You can’t drive fast cars, you can’t celebrate Christmas. You DEFINITELY can’t make jokes. What if you hurt someone’s feelings? (No one told them that’s the most fun part.)
And it continues on in this manner of whiny, blathering thru 4 more points, each one more condescending and asinine than the last.
And they wonder why no one wants to hang out with Conservatives or Tea Baggers