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1 nines09  Fri, Feb 28, 2014 4:29:58pm

Apparently IQ tests are not mandatory for the police department. “Damn it! I left my common sense in my locker again!”

2 John Vreeland  Fri, Feb 28, 2014 6:54:07pm

Were his eyes red? Did the cabin of his car smell like weed? This wasn’t mentioned in the actual report, so…

Sir is there any reason you seem incapacitated? Is there anyone who can come and get you? Never mind, forget it, I’d rather just arrest you. I love doing police paperwork.

3 Ming  Fri, Feb 28, 2014 8:30:41pm

There’s a bitter irony here. We all want the police to get impaired drivers off the roads. But we have to trust that when the police say a driver is impaired, they’re being honest. And we can’t give the police that trust, not while they continue to pull over black drivers at much higher rates than white drivers.

4 thecommodore  Fri, Feb 28, 2014 11:47:56pm

Satire.

5 JEA62  Sat, Mar 1, 2014 6:09:37am

It certainly possible to pass a breathalyzer and drug test and be DUI. It could have been something as simple as Nyquil in his system. And performance on a sobriety test is enough reason to arrest him. I’m no fan of TX authorities, but this is reaching.


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