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docproto48  Sep 23, 2015 • 3:54:21am

Its over!

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I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 23, 2015 • 5:37:51am

Yogi at the ballet/ “why don’t they just hire taller dancers?”

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Skandal  Sep 23, 2015 • 10:25:04am

more Yogi

On his approach to at-bats: “You can’t think and hit at the same time.”

On economics: “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”

On the 1973 Mets: “We were overwhelming underdogs.”

On how events sometimes seem to repeat themselves “It’s déjà vu all over again!”

On baseball attendance: “If people don’t come to the ballpark, how are you gonna stop them?”

On a slipping batting average: “Slump? I ain’t in no slump … I just ain’t hitting.”

On travel directions: “When you come to a fork in the road take it.”

On pre-game rest: “I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4.”

On battling the shadows in left field at Yankee Stadium: “It gets late early out there.”

On fan mail: “Never answer an anonymous letter.”

On being told he looked cool: “You don’t look so hot yourself.”

On being asked what time it was: “You mean now?”

On being given a day in his honour: “Thank you for making this day necessary.”

On a spring training drill: “Pair off in threes.”

On his approach to playing baseball: “Baseball is 90 per cent mental. The other half is physical.”

On death: “Always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise they won’t go to yours.”


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