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Unshaken Defiance  Jun 18, 2018 • 7:31:14pm

I got this crazy idea… Take teddy bears to ICE detention facilities where the children are.

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Not Approved By The MPAA  Jun 18, 2018 • 11:56:12pm

kpk**********.com
11:07 PM (18 minutes ago)
to DHSSecretary@hq.dhs.gov

Secretary Nielsen,

By means of this email I wish to express my utter outrage regarding the inhumane and barbaric practice of separating families occurring along our borders on your watch. And the litany of lies with which you continue to promulgate a cruel policy akin to what the Nazis enacted at the death camps that litter the landscape of Germany and Poland.

Allow me to be as kind as I possibly can:

You are a disgrace to the office of which you are in charge and to the basic tenets which serve as citizenship in this country. I urge you to make a singular decision which will have a positive effect on the country and resign your position immediately, and do what you must to advocate a person of empathy and humanity as your replacement. Both are qualities fundamental to such a position, both are qualities you sorely lack.

As expressed by one blogger, it’s amazing that when one child is kidnapped we have an Amber Alert. When it’s twenty-thousand - that’s just the Trump Administration Making America Great Again (registered trademark).

Of which you are part.

Willingly and sadly, horrifyingly enthusiastic.

You would have done well for yourself politically in Berlin, circa 1933. A missed opportunity, no doubt. Take heart in the fact you are making up for it now.

Cruel, callous, heartless, inhuman. Liar. Monster. Abuser of children and those in need. Lacking empathy, sociopathic, nativist, authoritarian, utterly devoid of all concepts of humanity and dispossessing of theological soul.

These are the words that will define your legacy when you are but a footnote in the scholarly legacies that will serve as a Tome Of Torquemada in which you will be deservedly reviled.

I sincerely hope your own children confront you with your heartlessness when they come of an age in which they can reason and ration. When they can ask, “What did you do when our country faced a crisis? Did you stand for what was right, and humane?”

In closing, I would ask you to please reply and advise me how it must feel for you to have slaughtered your way to the top of the heap and become the Queen of Boko Haram?

If you aren’t familiar with their Vaudevillian history, even Mike Pompeo can fill you in. Much like Kim Jung Un, Recyp Erdogan and Duterte, there is little doubt your President would be an admirer of their tactics. Possibly schedule the next state dinner with their PR folks …? I believe their interests in the US are handled by Michael Cohen and/or Rudi Guilliani.

Meantime, stretch out on your couch with a bottle of Chard and check out Eva Braun and Ilse Koch - you would fit in with them quite well. Maybe have tea and compare notes on abject cruelty for political gain. Plan a girl’s night as you quite likely can provide them with some tips. Think of it like a reboot of “Sex And The City” — only this time with fascists!

Disgusted,

Kevin K*****


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