Requiem for a rat
“Those Gazan cats were tough, let me tell you,” Ratchka later said in an interview. “Hamas also at the time had its own rodent terrorist leader - a fanatical but fearless little mouse named Farfur. We finally met up one night in a dark alley in Khan Yunis, that only one of us crawled away from.”
The targeting killing of Farfur earned Ratchka swift promotion, and Akh-Bar successfully pushed for the creation of a new elite IDF unit, Sayeret Rodentus - popularly known as “the rat patrol.”
“We went where all of the other IDF units couldn’t or wouldn’t go,” Ratchka once proudly boasted. “The slimiest drainpipes, the filthiest sewers, the grimiest dumps - although nothing was as bad as Yasser Arafat’s bedroom in the Mukata.”