D&D/LGF Crossover continued:

As he ends his rant, Dorkus hoists his Staff of Enduring Butthurt aloft, poised to throw it into the basin. What happens now varies:

If neither Jimmah, nor Reginald Perrin, nor Ludwig is a member of the party and if no one purchased the Ring of the Lizard King, Dorkus hurls his Staff into the basin. Hate energy flows from the staff and animates the socks being washed in the basin. The washing servants run for the corners of the chamber and hide. The animated socks, touched with the divinity of the gods they have been worn while burying surge forth from the basin and attack the players. Their stats are below:

Uber Sockpuppets (32)

Level 12 Attacker (normal sockpuppets are level 8)

Hit Points: 60

Armor: none

Spells: None

Attacks:
Spew of Bile (every other turn): The sock spews a stream of Troll bile two hexes, doing 2D6 damage to the player targeted if it hits.

Rage Smack (at will): The sock tries to physically strike the player character. Due to the fact that its just a sock, this does only 2 points of damage.

Explosive Flounce (one sock per turn): The sock self-destructs, doing 4D6 damage to anything caught with 3 hexes of the explosion, including other socks.

The socks will try to isolate one or two of the player characters and gang up on them, pinning those two into place to allow maximum damage to be inflicted by the Explosive Flounces.

Dorkus will not join the battle in this scenario, but will hover near his portal. Anyone (save the three players listed above) trying to levitate to reach Dorkus will be repelled away from him by his overwhelming Greater Stench of Booze, which will stun them (Save ends). Dorkus will withdraw through his portal once the last sock is defeated.