re: #8 PT Barnum

Right wing principles:
1) Government bad, business good
2) The US should be run as a Christian theocracy. (with over 3000 brands of Christianity out there, it’ll take us a while to figure that one out.)
3) Taxes bad, no matter what.
4) Deficits bad, unless we’re in power, then “Deficits don’t matter”
5) The government should stay out of your life and not tell you what to do unless you’re a woman, non-white, non-Christian, non-heterosexual, or anything else that might make you different from us.
6) America! F$%& Yeah! (see Team America)
7) Wars are free or at least should stay off the books.
8) Acting unilaterally is a sign of just how awesome we are. (see 6)
9) Anybody who disagrees with any of the above is a RINO, a mushy moderate, a liberal, or whatever name we can think of to call them.

Defund Title X
Fund Nascar.