OK, I watched a video blog that is filling up it’s comment section with audiophile jokes. The actual blog post is a little forced, but some of the comments are pretty good. You can tell everyone’s been shut in with their stereos for too long.

The most interesting audiophile in the world refuses to enter his listening room because his presence is detrimental to the sound of his system.

…and when the Beatles played for him [on the Apple rooftop], they played in mono.

His system is so resolving, he’s the first person to explain the meaning to the lyrics of “Watermelon Sugar”.

His wife acceptance factor is so high, he might be the father of your children.

The World’s Most Interesting Audiophile is still using a ‘Mayware’ Tone Arm; shod with ADC XLM Mk. II or a Denon 103 D; mounted on a Technics SL-120 Turntable. Yes, the “uni - pivot” Tone Arm , that’s Damped using 4 MERCURY filled Reservoirs!

Maybe you had to be there…