Which is Smarter: Nancy Pelosi or a Blue Soap Dish?

nikis-knight2/04/2009 12:15:05 pm PST

Come on, a soap dish is an inanimate object with zero faculties for reason, memory, or analysis, let alone perception.

So to ask whether Nancy Pelosi or a soap dish is smarter… that’s just one really hard question, okay?

I’m gonna need awhile to answer.