Still Alive—ObamaCare version, verses one and two.
To the tune of Still Alive
Play the song, then sing along!

This was a triumph.
I’m going to sign the bill today
And now Obamacare is law: It’s happened!

Nancy Pelosi
Well she was the first
to understand
What it cost for all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

So we took the doctors and we showed them the State
And we told them quietly to set a new rate
But they’re all a bunch of jerks
And the system didn’t work
For the people who are still alive.


You’re not even angry.
You and your astroturf town hall.
Arlen Specter said you were
unhelpful

You shouldn’t have shouted
You shouldn’t have brought a gun that day.
Now your names are on the list I had my staffers review!

Pre-existing medical conditions were found
And you’re out of luck if you
so much as feel down
So when you’re lying in your grave
Think of all the bucks you’ve saved
for the people who are still alive.

Verse three is coming soon!