It’s only the fifth of January…

And I have already read the story of the year…

CHINESE FATHER PUSHES SON TO KICK GAMING ADDICTION BY HIRING VIRTUAL ASSASSINS TO KILL HIS MMO CHARACTER

He hired a team of virtual assassins to repeatedly kill his son’s favorite character in a popular online role-playing game. According to Kotaku, 23-year-old Xiao Feng had been in and out of jobs for years while pointedly telling his father that he didn’t want to work for a living. Even after his father ruined his online gaming experience by having his character die numerous times, the defiant Feng told his father that he was still “not looking for any job” and that he wanted “to take some time to find one that suits me.”