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Colbert: Trump Won't Let Covid Stop His Campaign, Keeps Mike Pence on the Trail Amid New Staff Outbreak

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A Cranky One10/27/2020 1:53:46 pm PDT

re: #52 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I’m really not worried about it. Despite all the what-if-ism among us these past few weeks, I’m honestly convinced that Biden will win by a sizable proportion, Trump and Co. will float a few legal challenges that get shot down, and even if something goes all the way to the Supreme Court and goes in his favor, he still loses. He’ll tweet some bullshit about “stolen election” and “deep state coup”, some Proud Boys will turn out and get humiliated, and then he’ll slink off to Russia or somewhere else quite unceremoniously.

The narcissistic injury will trigger a massive wave of attacks on those he perceives as his enemies and those who he’ll blame for failing him. It will be ugly and potentially violent.

But since I don’t want to be a downer, I’ll change the subject.

Since so many celebrities have started to release fragrances, I thought I’d give it a try. Sadly, no one in the focus group (the people in the car at the time), approved.