re: #92 Abu Lahab

“The Onion” had a good one on this:
Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit

“Look at the cute bunny,” said PETA commando Shirley “No Mercy” Dorn, a Norfolk-area petcare volunteer and leader of the PETA strike force. Lovingly cradling the rescued rabbit as she walked past the charred and dismembered bodies of its captors, she added, “Look at his nose! Look at his nose!”