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Video: Grabbing the Space Telescope

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That's Mr. President to you5/13/2009 10:13:20 am PDT

As I watch this, some much needed improvements to the space program have become obvious to me:

1) Where is my picture?

2) Those big blue desk thingys that the engineers sit behind don’t look cool enough. They should be transparent acrylic with cool apple monitors on them.

3) All the engineers need a makeover. They need longer hair and tats.

4) Where is my picture?

5) Dead air - what is with that? These geeks come on and talk once in a while but there is dead air in between. Maybe an announcer should come on in between and talk about how wonderful I am.

6) Atlantis? Didn’t that sink? Why that name? I think “Ostranomy 1” would be a better name for a ship that works on telescope.

7) Hubble? That name makes me think of fat white guys watching NASCAR. We need to rename it “Ostronomy scOpe 1”.

8) Where is my picture?

9) The cameraman sucks. Got steadycam? I should get my buds in HWood on this one.

10) Change!

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